Sklarbro Country Virus Edition

THE WRITING'S ON THE SIDEWALK

November 12, 2020 09:30 - 30 minutes

First up we go through the new inductees into the toy hall of fame. Pete Rose is not on that list either. Then a firefighter steals Pokemon cards and gets water thrown on his plan. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

FB - I DESERVE FREE CHICK FIL-A

November 11, 2020 09:02 - 29 minutes

First up a woman impersonates an FBI agent to get free Chick Fil-A. Then a small town in KY cannot be trusted to elect their leaders as they elect a dog to be their new Mayor. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

JAPANESE LONLINESS SEX ROBOT

November 10, 2020 08:00 - 31 minutes

First up we find out they sex robot Japan has been working on to combat pandemic loneliness. It smells like shampoo!. Then we go to an election night watch party that wound up being a Covid super spreader. Can you guess who they were rooting for? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

U STEAL U HALL?

November 09, 2020 08:00 - 28 minutes

First up we have a woman who tries to steal a U Hall truck she had rented. Then we meet a Canadian anti masker who runs a yoga studio. Yeah, weird. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wedding Ring in the Kit Kats

November 06, 2020 08:00 - 30 minutes

First up a novice robber s car with a couch on the roof. Then a kid gets a wedding ring in his halloween bag and his mom becomes a freelance detective to find its rightful owner. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Balls to the Wal-Mart

November 05, 2020 08:00 - 28 minutes

First up we have a pregnant woman who won't be denied at the polls. Then a woman quits her Wal Mart Job in spectacular fashion, marking the only time the words "spectacular" and "fashion" are used in the same sentence about Wal Mart. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

COCONUT ECONOMICS

November 05, 2020 06:04 - 30 minutes

First up a university in Bali has the best idea for kids to pay tuition with, yep, that's right, coconuts. Then a man steals not one but two cars and crashes them before his mom calls 911 on him. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

GIVING YOUR SIX YEAR OLD THE GUN

November 03, 2020 08:00 - 37 minutes

First up a woman brings a loaded gun to Disney World by accident and then throws it in a bush out front so she can enter. Then a doctor buys an old lamp thinking it has a genie in it. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

White House WHITE LIES: A Three Hour Tour

November 02, 2020 08:00 - 30 minutes

First up the White House claims it beat coronavirus when we are having the worst spike in pandemic history. Then, just sit right back and you'll hear a tale of a stupid billionaire.... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

FAKE IT 'TIL YOU MAKE IT: VERY NICE

October 30, 2020 07:00 - 32 minutes

First up Kazakhstan's tourism board decides whether they want to be onboard with the new Borat movie or not. Then a woman impersonates a local prosecutor to get her husband off. It doesn't go so well. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

GOD'S LEAST FAVORITE SON, MARTY

October 29, 2020 07:00 - 29 minutes

First up we meet a man who at 5am got drunk and destroyed a couple of mailboxes. Then an Ohio woman plots to kidnap the governor but tells the wrong person about it. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WENDY'S BE BEEFIN'

October 28, 2020 07:00 - 30 minutes

All hell break's loose when fast food chain Wendy's twitter account enters a beef between Machine Gun Kelly and Eminem. Then Silento needs a "no" man in his posse. Watch him whip and watch him get arrested. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The CAREN Ordinance

October 27, 2020 07:00 - 34 minutes

First up, San Francisco has passed the Karen law of all Karen laws and the best part is nobody can talk to anybody's manager about it. Then Rudy Giuliani gets caught with his hand in his pants, literally and figuratively. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

DAD IN A BOX

October 26, 2020 10:00 - 27 minutes

First up never joke that you are a lesbian if you go to a Bible college. Then we have the craziest story of a man who was thought to be dead, put in a freezer box, but wasn't dead, who then died, that you'll ever hear. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BOX TRUCK STUCK ON A MOUNTAIN

October 24, 2020 17:53 - 29 minutes

First up, we have a metaphor for the entire Trump Presidency. A man who listens follows a path that he knows is wrong but goes anyway. Then we have a man who steals a political yard sign but the write up in the paper isn't enough for him. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jeffrey Toobin Gets Zoomed....When Squirrels Fly

October 22, 2020 13:00 - 31 minutes

First up we check in with an illegal flying squirrel ring, (who knew that was a thing). Then CNN's Jeffrey Toobin apparently had never listened to our show because Jeffrey: The Zoom is gonna get ya. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A PILE OF EELS

October 21, 2020 07:00 - 25 minutes

First up we have a most disturbing discovery in a Brooklyn park. Then it's either the best or worst rapper in the world. We can't tell. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

REGIONAL PORN

October 20, 2020 07:00 - 26 minutes

First up, Brazil tries to keep it's corruption between the cheeks. Then we have a porn situation on a school board zoom. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CLEAN UP: AISLE SEAT

October 19, 2020 07:00 - 27 minutes

First up we see the worst handling of a.bad yelp review every. Then a woman on a red eye flight gets a terrible, wet, nighttime surprise of a lifetime. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Dodge Fart

October 16, 2020 07:00 - 26 minutes

First up, cocaine washes up on Dutch shores and out come the "fortune seekers". Then a man farts in an Uber so aggressively that all hell breaks loose. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zoom is Gonna Get Ya: Halloween Edition

October 15, 2020 07:00 - 25 minutes

First up, two teachers talk smack about students after they forget their zoom is still happening. Then the scariest Haunted House ever, and it has nothing to do with the haunted house. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mess with the Bear, Karen, You Get the Bearpaw

October 14, 2020 07:00 - 24 minutes

First up a Karen tries to go to a pet store maskless and even the snakes are pissssssed about it. Then is it any wonder that wild raccoons have overrun our White House? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Enter Sandbag

October 13, 2020 07:00 - 26 minutes

A woman breaks her mandatory two week quarantine a little early to go round the pub. Then a man on a highway overpass drops a sandbag on an unsuspecting woman. Why? Because he's dumb. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh Cana-Don't

October 12, 2020 10:25 - 22 minutes

First up we meet a guy with the weirdest alias ever, who returns to Canada and breaks his quarantine at an anti-mask rally of all things. Then we meet two dumb high school kids who try to pull off a dumb high school scam, but fail because of their stupidity. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Spirit Crushed by Baby Shark

October 09, 2020 08:11 - 31 minutes

First we witness one of the cruelest acts that could be perpetrated on a prisoner ever. Then we meet an average English Man with an above average dating plan. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Grandma Sugar Bread

October 08, 2020 07:00 - 34 minutes

First up the Irish Supreme Court strikes down the Subway fast food chain when they got too greedy. Then Randy Tells a story about a bed and breakfast experience gone totally wrong, like the 71 year old B and B owner/getaway driver in the story....wrong! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Trump Commemorative Coin Flip

October 07, 2020 07:00 - 24 minutes

First up we see if Burger King can get that Michelin star they've been gunning for. Then Trump released a commemorative coin saying he beat Covid before we know if he beat Covid. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Taco Bells New Wine: Shartinay

October 06, 2020 19:00 - 30 minutes

Taco Bell is now producing their own wine. We get into what it should pair with. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dirty Bird Bible Thumper

October 05, 2020 06:41 - 26 minutes

First up we meet some foul mouthed parrots at an English zoo. Then we meet a man who robbed his neighbor and threw a. bible at the police...literally. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From Russia With Love My Carpet

October 02, 2020 11:46 - 30 minutes

First up a Russian cleaning lady defeats her boss in a local election and what he does next will SHOCK you! Then a Florida Man takes all of his road rage out on his own windshield. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oodle Knoodle

October 01, 2020 10:53 - 28 minutes

First up we explore a crazy lawsuit from Evil Knevil's son Kelly. Then we meet a Grandma OG Karen who busts up her grandkid's zoom. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Argentinian Government Zoom Lap Dance

September 30, 2020 06:49 - 31 minutes

First up we discover an Argentinian congressman who caresses his partner and kisses her chest on a zoom discussing social security. Then a grandma gives her grandkid hand sanitizer in what looks like applesauce squishier packaging. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Michigan Daredevil

September 29, 2020 07:00 - 31 minutes

Dr. Dummy takes such a relaxed approach to Covid that HE dies from it. Then a Michigan Daredevil goes all Dukes of Hazzard to hilarious effect. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

No Poop On The Subway Train

September 28, 2020 07:00 - 28 minutes

First up we congratulate some students of Florida State University for doing the job that elected officials in Florida won't do. Then we tackle a NYC MTA ban on pooping on public transit. We didn't know it wasn't banned in the first place. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Holy Evander Holyfield

September 25, 2020 07:00 - 29 minutes

First up we tackle a drunk man on a plane who bites his friend's ear off. Then we meet the worst person in the world, Pastor Robert Henderson. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Get Ya Booty To the Poll

September 24, 2020 07:00 - 29 minutes

First up we go Dancing with Carole Baskin. Then strippers win the Pandemic with the greatest get out the vote video ever. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

9-23-2020 Country and Western Scandemic

September 23, 2020 07:00 - 31 minutes

First up we talk about an upcoming indoor country music concert sponsored by health care centers. Then we meet the worst nurse in history. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Open Prisons

September 22, 2020 07:00 - 33 minutes

First up we deal with a snapchat mishap on a British Freeway. Then a prisoner leaves an open prison and can't get back in. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Monkey Selfie

September 21, 2020 13:00 - 23 minutes - 21.5 MB

First up we meet a man who got punked by some local monkeys who did to his phone what frat brothers would do. Then we meet two motorcycle riding duchebag brothers who harass a bunch of bison. --- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new bi-coastal podcast from old friends and podcast professionals, Chris Black and Jason Stewart. https://open.spotify.com/show/2ov19zdbTbmgmKQmmd7Go7?si=hNwMbrrCTNSeVCOXnhQPqw Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklar...

9-21-2020 Monkey Selfie

September 21, 2020 13:00 - 25 minutes

First up we meet a man who got punked by some local monkeys who did to his phone what frat brothers would do. Then we meet two motorcycle riding duchebag brothers who harass a bunch of bison. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

9-18-2020 DON'T DRINK THE HAND SAN OR YOU MIGHT HIT A DEER

September 18, 2020 07:00 - 27 minutes

First up we go after a hand sanitizer that printed "edible" on its late. Then we take aim at the South Dakota Attorney General who said he hit a deer with his car but it was really a person. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

9-17-2020 THE LINCOLN LOCK

September 17, 2020 07:10 - 34 minutes

First we visit an old man on meth swinging a broom handle and shooting up his own house and then we check out a dude who buys a lock of Abraham Lincoln's hair. NUTS --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

9-16-2020 Grab The Brass Rail

September 16, 2020 07:48 - 31 minutes

First we talk about a college kid so dumb he baically fishes in a marine bilology classroom on his campus. Then we ask the question to a strip club in Toronto, why call yourself the Brass Rail? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HALLOWEEN KAREN: BOOOOOO

September 15, 2020 07:19 - 38 minutes

Frist up, olympic volleyball star Kerri Walsh Jennings shows us how brave she is by going out without a mask on. And then we give you your Halloween costume for this year, a Karen Mask, with upper eyelid slits for maxim resting bitch face. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kodak Black Hatter

September 14, 2020 07:00 - 30 minutes

First up we tackle as story of a bear named butterfly who just wants to fly away from his captors but they don't want him. Then rapper Kodak Black wants his rabbi, stat. Give the Pattycake man what he's asking for before the High holidays. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

9-11-2020 Willy Wonka 2.0 My God!

September 11, 2020 07:26 - 33 minutes

First we deal with the most aggressive middle aged bicyclists ever. Then we go all Willy Wonka with a Jelly Belly contest that nobody knows how the hell to play it. Get your Golden Necklace kids. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Willy Wonka 2.0 My God!

September 11, 2020 07:00 - 30 minutes - 28.3 MB

First we deal with the most aggressive middle aged bicyclists ever. Then we go all Willy Wonka with a Jelly Belly contest that nobody knows how the hell to play it. Get your Golden Necklace kids. --- This episode is sponsored by · How Long Gone Podcast: How Long Gone is a new bi-coastal podcast from old friends and podcast professionals, Chris Black and Jason Stewart. https://open.spotify.com/show/2ov19zdbTbmgmKQmmd7Go7?si=hNwMbrrCTNSeVCOXnhQPqw Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/s...

9-10-2020 Tokyo Daft

September 10, 2020 07:00 - 30 minutes

First up, we explore a very unhappy ending to an afternoon orgy at an English brothel. (Yes those still exist). Then we go down to North Carolina where someone tries to go all Fast and Furious in their new Audi? Yeah, it baffled us too. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

9-9-2020 - Gender Reveals You Are Jerks

September 09, 2020 10:18 - 31 minutes

First up we have a Ukranian Priest who preaches hate and gets Covid in return. Then we have a gender reveal that also reveals that the parents are dbags. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

9-8-2020 Approach the Bench With Nublets in Hand

September 08, 2020 07:00 - 23 minutes

First we give our review of the work of a British man who reviews benches to sit on. Then witness someone do something at a city council meeting that we never thought would happen... they actually make us laugh. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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