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The Simon and Ross Podcast

365 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 days ago - ★★★★★ - 2 ratings

This is my very interesting podcast

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Episodes

T5M: Special Guest - Ben Smith, Episode 2 : Pilot or Peadophile

November 01, 2021 09:26 - 52 minutes - 72.6 MB

Ben Smith Episode 2: Pilot or Peadophile. This week we are joined again with Ben Smith and finally get to his top 5 movies! We discuss Sharknados, Ross's schoolyard game Pilot or Peadophile, Sting trying to get his lute music into films. We also discuss console games, Is Lego Yoda a gangrenes scrotum? Join us next time for Ben's final episode!

Let's Podcast!!!!

October 29, 2021 16:46 - 51 minutes - 70.3 MB

LET'S PODCAST!!!! Welcome back to another special guest, this time former colleague and friend Owen Clayton! This week Owen worries his films are too old for us to have seen, he also put's his kids in order of favourite, What is above London? Michael Caine makes his first appearance and for the first time in a while we actually get to start his top 5 movies in the first episode! See you next time for episode 2! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hos...

T5M: Special Guest - Ben Smith Episode 1, A Private Rectory

October 26, 2021 06:17 - 1 hour - 91.7 MB

This week we return with another Top 5 Movies, this time with Ben Smith, travelling nurse and friend of Ross's. Ben lives in America and got up (eventually) at 3am to record the show with us, for which we eternally grateful! We start by waiting for Ben to join us and wondering if we had the wrong day! Do we have rules? How boring is Downton Abbey? Also 5 hour time difference issues. Ross sets out his requests of War, Comedy, Porn! Join us next week for episode 2.

What is Supposed to be Pizza?

October 22, 2021 16:42 - 57 minutes - 78.4 MB

Welcome to Ben's 3rd and final episode This week we finish off Ben's top 5 movies, Ross gets very confused and distracted by pizza, Aragorns mouth herbs come back to haunt us, Ross also gives us hints on when to get discounted prolapsed anus after Christmas. Also a very weird True or False! Thank you Ben you were amazing and look forward to having you on again! See you next time Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...

T5M: Special Guest - Tessa Harrington, Part Three - It's not a Christmas Film

October 18, 2021 09:06 - 1 hour - 103 MB

Welcome to the final part of Tessa's top 5 movies and your Patreon extended episode. This time we struggle with names, we also have to make an executive decision regarding Tessa's top 2 movies. Also Star Wars: Rogue One makes another appearance. An age old argument also rears it's Christmassy head again! Thank you Tessa you were amazing and yes I have watched Paddington 2 now and you were right! See you next time

T5M: Special Guest - Tessa Harrington, Part Three - It‘s not a Christmas Film

October 18, 2021 09:06 - 1 hour - 103 MB

Welcome to the final part of Tessa's top 5 movies and your Patreon extended episode. This time we struggle with names, we also have to make an executive decision regarding Tessa's top 2 movies. Also Star Wars: Rogue One makes another appearance. An age old argument also rears it's Christmassy head again! Thank you Tessa you were amazing and yes I have watched Paddington 2 now and you were right! See you next time

Pilot or Peadophille

October 15, 2021 16:40 - 52 minutes - 72.6 MB

Ben Smith Episode 2: Pilot or Peadophile. This week we are joined again with Ben Smith and finally get to his top 5 movies! We discuss Sharknados, Ross's schoolyard game Pilot or Peadophile, Sting trying to get his lute music into films. We also discuss console games, Is Lego Yoda a gangrenes scrotum? Join us next time for Ben's final episode! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

T5M: Special Guest - Tessa Harrington, Part Two - Mr Juice and his Capri-Son

October 10, 2021 20:01 - 48 minutes - 67 MB

T5M: Special Guest - Tessa Harrington, Part Two - Mr Juice and his Capri-Son Welcome back to part two of Tessa's top 5 movies, this week we get into Tessa's top 5, what film from 1987 features a detective? Ross gets upset he can't guess the films, and why does Mandy Patinkin hate every role he's ever played. Also is Jason Momoa made from juice and pulp! See you next week for part 3

A Private Rectory

October 08, 2021 16:38 - 1 hour - 91.7 MB

This week we return with another Top 5 Movies, this time with Ben Smith, travelling nurse and friend of Ross's. Ben lives in America and got up (eventually) at 3am to record the show with us, for which we eternally grateful! We start by waiting for Ben to join us and wondering if we had the wrong day! Do we have rules? How boring is Downton Abbey?  Also 5 hour time difference issues. Ross sets out his requests of War, Comedy, Porn! Join us next week for episode 2. Become a member at h...

T5M: Special Guest - Tessa Harrington, Part One - Walking Um bongo

October 04, 2021 09:06 - 46 minutes - 63.8 MB

Special Guest - Tessa Harrington, Part One - Walking Umbongo This week, please say hello to our latest guest Tessa Harrington as we talk about her top 5 movies. This time Ross only just makes it in time for various reasons, we also discuss Ross Skyrme: The Beanie Hat Years! Also who was recruited because of their juiciness? Join us next week for Tessa's second part.

Penis Onion Bhaji's

October 02, 2021 16:36 - 1 hour - 96.7 MB

Welcome back, to our Patreon Member's with a Patreon only Episode "Penis Onion Bhaji's" (All will be explained in the ep) This week for the patreon only episode we talk about things we've watched, Running apps and Squid Game! We also have a mammoth Ross's dream section, with Simon's pre recorded dream!  Never eat an Onion Bhaji in a Tupperware box! See you next time and thank you once again Patreon's, we love you! XX Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podca...

It's Not A Christmas Film!

October 01, 2021 16:33 - 1 hour - 103 MB

Welcome to the final part of Tessa's top 5 movies This time we struggle with names, we also have to make an executive decision regarding Tessa's top 2 movies.  Also Star Wars: Rogue One makes another appearance.  An age old argument also rears it's Christmassy head again! Thank you Tessa you were amazing and yes I have watched Paddington 2 now and you were right! See you next time Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...

T5M: Special Guest - Vicki Chaplain Part 4: Is It Much Better, Down Where It's Wetter?

September 27, 2021 08:37 - 1 hour - 83.8 MB

Welcome back to a first, a fourth Special Guest episode, we finally get to Vicki's top 2 movies. Vicki and Ross give us a rendition of a singing crab, Vicki also has to explain the whole plot to her 2nd film, there's also a very long talk about Power Rangers and Ross's relation to the Pink Ranger....and then if you've listened to Ians episode, a very predictable top movie! Thank you Vicki you were amazing, hopefully we'll have you back on again! See you next time!

T5M: Special Guest - Vicki Chaplain Part 4: Is It Much Better, Down Where It‘s Wetter?

September 27, 2021 08:37 - 1 hour - 83.8 MB

Welcome back to a first, a fourth Special Guest episode, we finally get to Vicki's top 2 movies. Vicki and Ross give us a rendition of a singing crab, Vicki also has to explain the whole plot to her 2nd film, there's also a very long talk about Power Rangers and Ross's relation to the Pink Ranger....and then if you've listened to Ians episode, a very predictable top movie! Thank you Vicki you were amazing, hopefully we'll have you back on again! See you next time!

Mr. Juice and His Capri-Son

September 24, 2021 16:31 - 48 minutes - 67 MB

T5M: Special Guest - Tessa Harrington, Part Two - Mr Juice and his Capri-Son Welcome back to part two of Tessa's top 5 movies, this week we get into Tessa's top 5, what film from 1987 features a detective? Ross gets upset he can't guess the films, and why does Mandy Patinkin hate every role he's ever played. Also is Jason Momoa made from juice and pulp! See you next week for part 3 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...

T5M: Special Guest - Vicki Chaplain Part 3: Can I Swap It Out For The Pudding?

September 21, 2021 06:07 - 35 minutes - 49.3 MB

Welcome to episode 3 of Vicki's top 5 Movies! This time we Ross slags off Shit Me Up 4: A right mess, loft hatches opening on their own, sitting on your own watching Blair Witch Project. Gwyneth Paltrow's minge candle rears it's smelly head again, you'll be glad to know! See you next week, for Vicki's 4th, yes 4th! Episode!

Walking Umbongo

September 17, 2021 16:26 - 46 minutes - 63.8 MB

Special Guest - Tessa Harrington, Part One - Walking Umbongo This week, please say hello to our latest guest Tessa Harrington as we talk about her top 5 movies. This time Ross only just makes it in time for various reasons, we also discuss Ross Skyrme: The Beanie Hat Years! Also who was recruited because of their juiciness? Join us next week for Tessa's second part. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

T5M: Special Guest - Vicki Chaplain Part 2: Yeast and Pineapple

September 13, 2021 09:34 - 50 minutes - 69.7 MB

Vicki Chaplain Part 2: Yeast and Pineapple Welcome back to the second episode of Vicki Chaplain, this one gets a bit silly. We start off by discussing the Spice Girls, Ross does his Mel C singing impression AGAIN!!!! and then there are many discussions regarding Vagina smelling candles. Also Sega Mega Drive games get a lengthy discussion. We then return to Minge Candles! We do also discuss her top 5 Movies! **Warning If you are in any way offended by repeated use of the word minge, 1: R...

Is It Much Better, Down Where It's Wetter?

September 10, 2021 15:53 - 1 hour - 83.8 MB

Vicki Chaplain Part 4: Is It Much Better, Down Where It's Wetter? Welcome back to a first, a fourth Special Guest episode, we finally get to Vicki's top 2 movies. Vicki and Ross give us a rendition of a singing crab, Vicki also has to explain the whole plot to her 2nd film, there's also a very long talk about Power Rangers and Ross's relation to the Pink Ranger....and then if you've listened to Ians episode, a very predictable top movie! Thank you Vicki you were amazing, hopefully we'll h...

T5M: Special Guest - Vicki Chaplain Part 1: No One Like A Paula Radcliffe

September 06, 2021 18:59 - 51 minutes - 70.5 MB

Welcome back to another special guest episode, this time with the amazing Vicki Chaplain, to discuss her top 5 movies. This week we discuss finding a Turin shroud carpet in the loft, Ross asking for figures with no tops on and mega drive games! We discuss Vicki's rejects that didn't quite make it into her top 5 this time, join us next time where we actually get into her top 5. See you next week!

Can I Swap it Out For Pudding?

September 03, 2021 15:51 - 35 minutes - 49.3 MB

Vicki Chaplain Part 3: Can I Swap It Out For The Pudding? Welcome to episode 3 This time we Ross slags off Shit Me Up 4: A right mess, loft hatches opening on their own, sitting on your own watching Blair Witch Project.  Gwyneth Paltrow's minge candle rears it's smelly head again, you'll be glad to know! See you next week, for Vicki's 4th, yes 4th! Episode! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati...

Game of Thrones Specials: Episode 4 - Don‘t Go Down South North of the Wall

August 30, 2021 13:09 - 53 minutes - 72.9 MB

Game of Thrones Specials: Episode 4 - Don't Go Down South North of the Wall Welcome to the final Game of Thrones Episode, this time Ross has issues with Janos Slynt looking like a parrot, Ross defends George RR Martins mind and we also finally talk about Euro 2020 (2021). There's also a song from Jon Snow and Ygritte. Thanks for joining us on this journey through Game of Thrones, next week will be a guest episode, which we are looking forward to you hearing, see you then.

Game of Thrones Specials: Episode 4 - Don't Go Down South North of the Wall

August 30, 2021 13:09 - 53 minutes - 72.9 MB

Game of Thrones Specials: Episode 4 - Don't Go Down South North of the Wall Welcome to the final Game of Thrones Episode, this time Ross has issues with Janos Slynt looking like a parrot, Ross defends George RR Martins mind and we also finally talk about Euro 2020 (2021). There's also a song from Jon Snow and Ygritte. Thanks for joining us on this journey through Game of Thrones, next week will be a guest episode, which we are looking forward to you hearing, see you then.

Yeast and Pineapple

August 27, 2021 15:48 - 50 minutes - 69.7 MB

Vicki Chaplain Part 2: Yeast and Pineapple Welcome back to the second episode of Vicki Chaplain, this one gets a bit silly. We start off by discussing the Spice Girls, Ross does his Mel C singing impression AGAIN!!!! and then there are many discussions regarding Vagina smelling candles.  Also Sega Mega Drive games get a lengthy discussion.  We then return to Minge Candles! We do also discuss her top 5 Movies! **Warning If you are in any way offended by repeated use of the word minge, 1: ...

Game of Thrones Specials: Episode 3 - Do Eunuchs have a Willy?

August 23, 2021 08:29 - 47 minutes - 64.7 MB

Welcome to episode 3 of our game of thrones specials, this week Ross tries to open with a joke, there's an update on our bowel issues, Ramsey Bolton's sausage wobble, Simon forgets every character's name from game of thrones, what has Varys have down there? and Ross searches for Eunuch willies? Join us next time for the final part of the Game of Thrones episodes!

No one Likes A Paula Radcliffe

August 20, 2021 15:40 - 51 minutes - 70.5 MB

Welcome back to another special guest episode, this time with the amazing Vicki Chaplain, to discuss her top 5 movies. This week we discuss finding a Turin shroud carpet in the loft, Ross asking for figures with no tops on and mega drive games! We discuss Vicki's rejects that didn't quite make it into her top 5 this time, join us next time where we actually get into her top 5. See you next week! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. S...

Game of Thrones Specials: Episode 2 - ...I Suppose!

August 16, 2021 18:15 - 45 minutes - 61.8 MB

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What am I Inserted Into?

August 15, 2021 15:43 - 1 hour - 118 MB

Simon and Ross's Road Trip - What Am I Inserted into? Welcome back to the Patreon only episode for this month. There's a few firsts in this one: The first episode we recorded actually together. The first episode recorded solely in a car on the way down to Swansea for a stag do.  (Apologies for the intermittent sound quality because of this). Also the first episode where Ross almost crashed the car because he was crying with laughter! 2 Ross's dreams, 2 Games of What Am i? and a tale ab...

Operation Tango

August 14, 2021 15:34 - 1 hour - 116 MB

A bit of a departure for us, but when we've not been making award winning (maybe at some point) Podcasts, we've been Gaming.  This time a multi player game called operation tango.  Normal service will resume next month, but for those who may be interested, then check it out and let us know what you think.  Please do not fear, there are points when its sounds like we are getting annoyed at each other, this is of course for effect for the podcast and was not real ;-)  See you next time Become ...

Don't Go Down South, North of the Wall

August 13, 2021 13:45 - 53 minutes - 72.9 MB

Game of Thrones Specials: Episode 4 - Don't Go Down South North of the Wall Welcome to the final Game of Thrones Episode, this time Ross has issues with Janos Slynt looking like a parrot, Ross defends George RR Martins mind and we also finally talk about Euro 2020 (2021).  There's also a song from Jon Snow and Ygritte. Thanks for joining us on this journey through Game of Thrones, next week will be a guest episode, which we are looking forward to you hearing, see you then. Become a membe...

Game of Thrones Specials: Episode 1 - Good Day Sir!

August 09, 2021 08:07 - 53 minutes - 72.9 MB

Game of Thrones Specials: Episode 1 - Good Day Sir! Welcome to a new special series, this time we have our fingers on the pulse and are doing a mini series on game of thrones, 2 years after it finished. This time we discuss the best deaths, the most useless characters and Littlefingers voice. Hodor also answers the Who are you? questions on the show. Join us next week for episode 2

Do Eunuchs Have a Willy?

August 06, 2021 13:43 - 47 minutes - 64.7 MB

Welcome to episode 3 of our game of thrones specials, this week Ross tries to open with a joke, there's an update on our bowel issues, Ramsey Bolton's sausage wobble, Simon forgets every character's name from game of thrones, what has Varys have down there? and Ross searches for Eunuch willies? Join us next time for the final part of the Game of Thrones episodes! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...

T5M: Special Guest - Connor Keenan Part 3: I Just Wanted A Hotdog!

August 01, 2021 22:41 - 43 minutes - 59.6 MB

T5M: Special Guest - Connor Keenan Part 3: I Just Wanted A Hotdog! Welcome to the last of Connor's episodes and we finally get to finish his top 5 movies. This week we find out which character was based on Russell Crowe, Daniel Day Lewis and a sprinkle of Colin Farrell. We also find a film Connor has watched more than once! Thanks Connor you were amazing, we'll hopefully get you on again at some point. See you next week for a new mini series. And thanks again for all the Patreon Suppo...

...I Suppose

July 30, 2021 13:40 - 45 minutes - 61.8 MB

Game of Thrones Specials: Episode 2 - ...I Suppose! Welcome back to our Game of Thrones specials, I suppose!  This week we talk about the changing actors of the Mountain, I suppose, doth the curtains match the drapes, I suppose, also are there too many breasts in the series? I suppose! See you next week for episode 3...I suppose! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

T5M: Special Guest - Connor Keenan Part 2: JarJar Binks? Sith Lord?

July 25, 2021 22:19 - 32 minutes - 44.2 MB

Welcome back to this weeks Top 5 Movies podcast, this week again with Connor Kennan. This time we reuse a joke from previous guest Liam, Discuss soundtracks for war movies, we're there any other films released in 1980? Who was originally called Minch? Have you ever searched for an Ewok in a thong? Join us next week for Connors final episode, bringing his top 5 to a close. See you then!

Good Day Sir!

July 23, 2021 13:38 - 53 minutes - 72.9 MB

Game of Thrones Specials: Episode 1 - Good Day Sir! Welcome to a new special series, this time we have our fingers on the pulse and are doing a mini series on game of thrones, 2 years after it finished. This time we discuss the best deaths, the most useless characters and Littlefingers voice. Hodor also answers the Who are you? questions on the show. Join us next week for episode 2 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...

T5M: Special Guest - Connor Keenan Part 1: Finnish Hymn

July 19, 2021 16:46 - 45 minutes - 62.3 MB

This week we return to our top 5 movie guest episodes, the time with our friend Connor Keenan. Welcome to the first Welsh man on our show, even though he doesn't sound Welsh at all. We find out why he goes buy the name Callum. Ross starts off by talking about console games, we also have the swiftest Who are you? Section yet. Eventually we get into his first in his top 5 movies, join us next week to continue into his top 5 movies.

Melisandre's Mega Bucket

July 17, 2021 13:31 - 1 hour - 91 MB

Patreon Only Episode 8: Melisandre's Mega Bucket Welcome back to an exclusive Patreon Episode, this week we discuss bottom troubles again, Ross finding out he's missed an episode of Loki, Ross's secret teenage crush and our online gaming and arguments that happen because of them. Thanks for your patronage, it is genuinely appreciated and we'll see you next time. Simon and Ross xx Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...

I Just Wanted a Hotdog

July 16, 2021 13:24 - 43 minutes - 59.6 MB

T5M: Special Guest - Connor Keenan Part 3: I Just Wanted A Hotdog! Welcome to the last of Connor's episodes and we finally get to finish his top 5 movies.   This week we find out which character was based on Russell Crowe, Daniel Day Lewis and a sprinkle of Colin Farrell. We also find a film Connor has watched more than once! Thanks Connor you were amazing, we'll hopefully get you on again at some point. See you next week for a new mini series. And thanks again for all the Patreon Supp...

Lord of the Rings Special: Episode 6 - A snickers in the fridge, is like chives on the arse!

July 12, 2021 09:55 - 49 minutes - 68.6 MB

Episode 6 - A snickers in the fridge, is like chives on the arse! This week Simon of the shire and his faithful gardener Rosswise son of Dave conclude their unexpected journey traveling through the books and films of the Lord of the rings. Why does Aragorn put Mint on his ball sack? We also get a repeat of the Tom Bombadil and David Bowie song, DILO! Also Avengers Endgame gets another look in! Thanks for joining us on the journey to Mordor and back again and we'll see you next week!

JarJar Binks? Sith Lord?

July 09, 2021 13:22 - 32 minutes - 44.2 MB

Welcome back to this weeks Top 5 Movies podcast, this week again with Connor Kennan. This time we reuse a joke from previous guest Liam, Discuss soundtracks for war movies, were there any other films released in 1980?  Who was originally called Minch?  Have you ever searched for an Ewok in a thong? Join us next week for Connors final episode, bringing his top 5 to a close. See you then! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast....

Lord of the Rings Special: Episode 5 - The Stench of Shelob

July 05, 2021 08:49 - 1 hour - 89.5 MB

This week Simon of the shire and his faithful gardener Rosswise son of Dave continue unexpected journey traveling through the books and films of the Lord of the rings. A very silly episode, we decide which of the fellowship we both identify as, Ross finishes the trilogy on his read along, do the fellowship ever clean their shieths? How manky is the mouth of Sauron? Merry and Pippins bulking up on Ent juice and finally the Green dragon dance mix. See you next week for the last episode in the...

Finnish Hymn

July 02, 2021 13:20 - 45 minutes - 62.3 MB

This week we return to our top 5 movie guest episodes, the time with our friend Connor Keenan. Welcome to the first Welsh man on our show, even though he doesn't sound Welsh at all. We find out why he goes buy the name Callum.  Ross starts off by talking about console games, we also have the swiftest Who are you? Section yet. Eventually we get into his first in his top 5 movies, join us next week to continue into his top 5 movies. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-...

Lord of the Rings: Episode 4 - Do you Remember White Dog Poo?

June 27, 2021 22:53 - 1 hour - 86.5 MB

This week Simon of the shire and his faithful gardener Rosswise son of Dave continue unexpected journey traveling through the books and films of the Lord of the rings. This time Legolas and Ross are scared of things bigger than they should be, why are the ring wraiths scared of scotch bonnets? and why is it when something exciting happens, you get told about it after it's happened? We also hear Aragorns dance single, which he dedicated to the Gondor massive! Also...who else remember's White...

Ross "The Human Drill" Skyrme

June 26, 2021 13:01 - 1 hour - 90.3 MB

Patreon Only Episode 7: Ross "The Human Drill" Skyrme This week we return for our Patreon Exclusive episode, this Week, Simon had just had his second Covid jab, so was a bit under the weather.  But we still manage to discuss Glory holes, Ross's new hobby (Getting thrown about by men!) and because he'd just finished rewatching it...Game of Thrones! Thanks once again for joining us on Patreon and hope you enjoy this episode made for you lucky people! SImon and Ross xxx Become a member at ...

A Snickers in the Fridge, is Like Chives on the Arse!

June 25, 2021 12:58 - 49 minutes - 68.6 MB

Episode 6 - A snickers in the fridge, is like chives on the arse! This week Simon of the shire and his faithful gardener Rosswise son of Dave conclude their unexpected journey traveling through the books and films of the Lord of the rings. Why does Aragorn put Mint on his ball sack?  We also get a repeat of the Tom Bombadil and David Bowie song, DILO! Also Avengers Endgame gets another look in! Thanks for joining us on the journey to Mordor and back again and we'll see you next week! Bec...

Lord of the Rings Special: Episode 3 - Eat's it! Eat's it!

June 21, 2021 08:22 - 43 minutes - 59.4 MB

Lord of the Rings Special: Episode 3 - Eat's it! Eat's it! This week Simon of the shire and his faithful gardener Rosswise son of Dave continue unexpected journey traveling through the books and films of the Lord of the rings. This week Simon discovers the benefits of a Kindle, Ross talks about his retirement plans for a book shop, did they do a better job of the films than the books did? Ross tries to make Simon watch all of game of thrones again (not going happen), are we glad Tom Bombadi...

Lord of the Rings Special: Episode 3 - Eat‘s it! Eat‘s it!

June 21, 2021 08:22 - 43 minutes - 59.4 MB

Lord of the Rings Special: Episode 3 - Eat's it! Eat's it! This week Simon of the shire and his faithful gardener Rosswise son of Dave continue unexpected journey traveling through the books and films of the Lord of the rings. This week Simon discovers the benefits of a Kindle, Ross talks about his retirement plans for a book shop, did they do a better job of the films than the books did? Ross tries to make Simon watch all of game of thrones again (not going happen), are we glad Tom Bombadi...

The Stench of Shelob

June 18, 2021 12:56 - 1 hour - 89.5 MB

Episode 5 - The Stench of Shelob This week Simon of the shire and his faithful gardener Rosswise son of Dave continue unexpected journey traveling through the books and films of the Lord of the rings. A very silly episode, we decide which of the fellowship we both identify as, Ross finishes the trilogy on his read along, do the fellowship ever clean their shieths? How manky is the mouth of Sauron? Merry and Pippins bulking up on Ent juice and finally the Green dragon dance mix. See you ne...

Lord of the Rings Special: Episode 2 - Cracking off a Cheeky Gamgee

June 14, 2021 08:08 - 52 minutes - 72.5 MB

Lord of the Rings Special: Episode 2 - Cracking off a Cheeky Gamgee This week Simon of the shire and his faithful gardener Rosswise son of Dave continue unexpected journey traveling through the books and films of the Lord of the rings. This week Ross discusses LOTRs fan fiction, Aragorn as Liam Gallagher (Galagorn) and Oasis inspired LOTRs songs, Faramir's father eating tomatoes, also does Sam turn Gollum into a little nob head? See you next week for part 3!