Shut Up Berto

#27 - Debate Me

September 30, 2020 21:52 - 1 hour - 52.9 MB

Election Debates between Trump and Biden are here for 2020. Talk about a royal mess and full of entertainment, I dive into the first debate and how people are reacting and how Social media and many divisions are a part of this years election. A very divisive and violent election from Left wing Antifa members and many riots and protests. Things are only heating up. Drop a 5 Star Review on iTunes so I can read it on the podcast, which should be very interesting! Please feel free to...

#26 - Chillin in Bed

September 30, 2020 21:39 - 59 minutes - 42.4 MB

Chilling with my wife in bed enjoying the sweet sounds of the Vietnamese Singer YTIET. Plus my wife and I talk about current politics, Colombian food, how Vegas has everything for everyone, but the lockdowns may have put a stop to that. Drop a 5 Star Review on iTunes so I can read it on the podcast, which should be very interesting! Please feel free to check me out on all social media. Comedy and Podcast related: Twitter/BertoLaughs Instagram/BertoLaughs Links to the Podcast ...

#25 - Big Boom Bad

August 09, 2020 22:40 - 1 hour - 56.2 MB

#25 - Big Boom Bad Happy to be back with you guys, I share my thoughts on finally getting an iWatch, plus the massive explosion in Beirut that left Lebanon shooketh. Talk about Biden and his take on African Americans and his love of sniffing kids. Lastly I vent about In-N-Out now using algebra to complete simple orders leading to lots of fun explaining how to take an order. Drop a 5 Star Review on iTunes so I can read it on the podcast, which should be very interesting! Please ...

#24 - Epstein’s Naughty List

August 03, 2020 07:35 - 1 hour - 55.1 MB

Drop a quick one where I update you on my life and then spiral into a tirade about the people on Epstein’s List of visitors. Plus some insight on who goes there and whey they are not good people. Overall a shorter one to keep the creative podcast juices flowing. Drop a 5 Star Review on iTunes so I can read it on the podcast, which should be very interesting! Please feel free to check me out on all social media. Comedy and Podcast related: Twitter/BertoLaughs Instagram/Berto...

#23 - Loot & Scoot

June 02, 2020 20:59 - 2 hours - 107 MB

Well I guess I am back from a years worth of not podcasting. With COVID-19 and now riots, protests, and justice for George Floyd I just could not sit around and not talk into a Mic like an idiot. So here we go. Drop a 5 Star Review on iTunes so I can read it on the podcast, which should be very interesting! Please feel free to check me out on all social media. Comedy and Podcast related: Twitter/BertoLaughs Instagram/BertoLaughs

#22 - Captain Maravilloso

March 11, 2019 22:14 - 2 hours - 137 MB

Back from Miami and the hot humid fun we had out there. I tell a long story of my time in Miami, laugh at a rich dick, and get into some Nerdy Captain Marvel controversy. Drop a 5 Star Review on iTunes so I can read it on the podcast, which should be very interesting! Please feel free to check me out on all social media. Comedy and Podcast related: Twitter/BertoLaughs Instagram/BertoLaughs

#21 - Jussie Smollett Hoax

February 20, 2019 22:59 - 1 hour - 89.5 MB

Sharing some lies via Jussie Smollett, the media, Covington, and so much ore. I also share my insight into the TSA, travel and how much I my Papi is a pain in the Culo. Cuban Dads can be a problem. Getting ready for LVL UP Expo in April and Amazing Comic Con in June. Drop a 5 Star Review on iTunes so I can read it on the podcast, which should be very interesting! Please feel free to check me out on all social media. Comedy and Podcast related: Twitter/BertoLaughs Instagram/BertoLa...

#20 - Cars, Trains, Planes, and 21 Farts

February 11, 2019 01:13 - 1 hour - 82.1 MB

I drop some burning ship knowledge and let you know about my venture into Healthy Berto. Share my thoughts on 21 Savage being a UK citizen who is getting deported by ICE and back to the royal queen. Lastly I touch on a personal subject related to Flights and Farts. Drop a 5 Star Review on iTunes so I can read it on the podcast, which should be very interesting! Please feel free to check me out on all social media. Comedy and Podcast related: Twitter/BertoLaughs Instagram/BertoLaughs

#19 - Rainy Walnuts

February 08, 2019 22:00 - 48 minutes - 34.5 MB

Back to dropping some podcast love and making time to do so. On a dark rainy day I found some time to hang with my wife and play a fun game while also finding out my wife thinks balls look like raisins and thus proving my theory that she is dumb smart. We have a blast just being stupid and wasting time in pitch black darkness. Drop a 5 Star Review on iTunes so I can read it on the podcast, which should be very interesting! Please feel free to check me out on all social media. Comedy an...

#18 - Steve Irwin to the D

December 06, 2018 23:01 - 1 hour - 99.7 MB

Bringing the heat with a fresh episode. The podcast is now old enough to vote and talk about me becoming a Citizen as of tomorrow December 7th. I find out that Bald Eagles sound like squeaky grocery carts and I Raptor my head around it. A poor soul in China gets Steve Irwined in the D and I laugh way too hard at it. Plus I am shocked by the fact that many people clean their comdoms after using them because we are savages. Lastly I do a #deepdishberto moment and talk about my time in sports a...

#17 - 6 Degrees of Berto

November 13, 2018 22:10 - 1 hour - 52.4 MB

I get my Dragon Born on and go on a heavy weight rant about Video games, I drop some old man knowledge about Toonami, Pokemon, memes, and why young people don’t understand Cheese Omelettes in French. I wonder my Bagel Emojis are the end of mankind and Bert Kreischer has the most annoying laugh in human history and I prove it though science. Drop a 5 Star Review on iTunes so I can read it on the podcast, which should be very interesting! Please feel free to check me out on all social medi...

#16 - American AF

November 12, 2018 22:25 - 1 hour - 73.2 MB

Shut Up Berto is back and free as ever. I am now a US citizen and full of American Pride. I break down what the process was during the test and what to expect when doing the Citizenship test. I get political as an American can and breakdown some knowledge for young illustrators and Designers. Plus how my wife and I hate marathons and love Hot Topic. Drop a 5 Star Review on iTunes so I can read it on the podcast, which should be very interesting! Please feel free to check me out o...

#15 - Free Wet WIlly

October 17, 2018 20:21 - 2 hours - 107 MB

I am back in the studio giving people ASMR boners and tons of talk, from Khabib going extra Russian, why calling the cops on Whales make you a garbage person, why I became funny as a kid and dealing with bullying growing up. My inner Alex Jones comes when talking about Facebook and the Kavanaugh debacle. Plus how I dealt with getting mad lowballed (Pun Intended) by a sports Organization. Please feel free to check me out on all social media. Comedy and Podcast related: Twitter/BertoLaug...

#14 - Drive By: Yard House is Dog Food

October 02, 2018 22:14 - 45 minutes - 35.1 MB

I am back with a quick Drive By. I drop an update on my Immigration status and why big fingers suck, what it is like to be an Artist and some of the process involved. Plus my slow return to Stand Up Comedy and how much fun it is. Lastly I drop some science and truth about Yard House; who makes the best Dog Food you can over pay for. Please feel free to check me out on all social media. Twitter/BertoLaughs Instagram/BertoLaughs

#13 - Praise In-N-Out w/ Jesse Bray

September 18, 2018 20:52 - 2 hours - 97.2 MB

Today I am joined by Jesse Bray, a great friend and owner of Mr.Bray Studios. We covered the current outrage culture focused on In-N-Out and Nike, plus some deep diving thoughts about anger and how it affects us all. Plus we get personal about some life lessons. Check out Jesse via @mrbray on social media and www.mrbray.com Please feel free to check me out on all social media. Twitter/BertoLaughs Instagram/BertoLaughs

#12 - Drive By: Barefoot Privilege

September 08, 2018 05:58 - 50 minutes - 36.9 MB

I decided to do a quick episode the day before my birthday. I wanted to cover the New Mexico Terror Camp, plus the passing of John McCain and how flip floppy people are. But all that was interrupted by the most annoying thing I have ever seen. A guy walking his dog barefoot, which lead me into a tirade of hate for his annoying bare feet. Please feel free to check me out on all social media. Comedy and Podcast related: Twitter/BertoLaughs Instagram/BertoLaughs

#11 - Ian "Burrito Bandito" Burford

August 19, 2018 01:42 - 2 hours - 112 MB

Today I am joined by Ian Burford, long time friend and was a prior Co-Host on Thanks for the Invite Podcast. We hanged out and talked about why we both are no longer on the TFTI Podcast, we dive in head first into Movies like Snatch, Rock N Rolla, Infinity War, and the London Underground, plus some alien talk and a new show we just made up called Bull Hunters with a very brutal twist. Please check out Ian on all Social media via @ianburford and on PSN via @bulldogburford. Leave a 5 star ...

#10 - Space Forced

August 14, 2018 21:39 - 1 hour - 57.9 MB

Back at it again. We get some Pears with a Rick Ross parody, I address my TFTI podcast absence. Grand Theft Auto comes to life with the Seattle Plane theft the recently happened, plus we put on our Tin Foil hats on with Aliens and their love of booty probing. I get chills over Space Force and our American take over of Space. Drop a 5 Star Review on iTunes so I can read it on the podcast, which should be very interesting! Please feel free to check me out on all social media. Com...

#9 - Alex Jones Banned

August 08, 2018 01:04 - 1 hour - 50 MB

Happy to be back talking about the Alex Jones ban hammer and how it feels like a slippery slope, plus how crazy people love to scream at Candace Owens while calling her a Nazi. I share my life changing Poop which made me realize so many things, such as the love I have for my Wife and how I enjoy FeedyTV and their endless professionalism when it comes to news and articles. Drop a 5 Star Review on iTunes so I can read it on the podcast, which should be very interesting!

#8 - He is in my behind

July 29, 2018 07:02 - 1 hour - 62.3 MB

Shut Up Berto is back! Joined by my lovely wife the faithful immigrant. We bring back sad memories from Cuba and how it makes every situation a downer. Chinese news articles are great at discriminating against Polar Bears, which leads to Chinese Star Wars and He is in my behind. We talk about how weird Boba tea is and get deep into the McDonalds super fight that shook the fast food world. Drop a 5 Star Review on iTunes so I can read it on the podcast, which should be very interesting! ...

#7 - Drive By: Black Panther is real

July 28, 2018 22:58 - 14 minutes - 9.9 MB

Shut Up Berto is back! Joined by my lovely wife the faithful immigrant. We get sleep high after some late night comedy at LA Comedy Club in the Stratosphere. Yi and I get really deep into space thoughts and find out that Wakanda is real and in fact Black Panther was a documentary, plus we dive into some school memories and finally get home half awake ready to dive head first into our beds. Drop a 5 Star Review on iTunes so I can read it on the podcast, which should be very interesting! P...

#6 - The #treetoo movement

July 28, 2018 22:47 - 1 hour - 62 MB

Shut Up Berto is back! I talk about Tekaashi 69 getting blickeyed with his stiffy ugh! Plus his fake bling and boasting. Getting lit when we get old. James Gunn getting getting gunned downed because of his jokes bout touching little kids, plus Trevor Noah being a new victim of the outrage culture that exists in social media. Drop a 5 Star Review on iTunes so I can read it on the podcast, which should be very interesting! Please feel free to check me out on all social media. Comedy and ...

#5 - Drive By: Justice Queef

July 28, 2018 22:38 - 48 minutes - 34 MB

Shut Up Berto is back! On todays Episode I drove around with my lovely wife talking about our pregnancy scare and how she turns into a monster during her period, we break down Justice League the movie and get hyped and disappointed about Aquaman, even though my wife has the hots for him and the Rock who we all know eats kids. Drop a 5 Star Review on iTunes so I can read it on the podcast, which should be very interesting! Please feel free to check me out on all social media. Comedy and...

#4 - Mummy Menudo

July 28, 2018 21:48 - 1 hour - 46.4 MB

Shut Up Berto is back! On todays Episode I berto rant and ramble about almost becoming a Dad and how my Pull out game is still undefeated. I get sad about Toys R Us going under and how there is probably a homeless Giraffe somewhere, Sesame streets gets a little adult for us, plus the crazy idea that people want Mummy menudo to cure their hangovers and the return of my Egypt mummy voice. Drop a 5 Star Review on iTunes so I can read it on the podcast, which should be very interesting! ...

#3- Chimp Mommies

July 28, 2018 07:32 - 54 minutes - 42.4 MB

Shut Up Berto is back with another banger, I get into the "Crisis" that is parents at sporting events only to find out that I discovered our evolutionary traits to Chimps and how we are the same. Also how we never evolved and still act like chimps and a little history lesson for us all. Drop a 5 Star Review on iTunes so I can read it on the podcast, which should be very interesting! Please feel free to check me out on all social media. Comedy and Podcast related: Twitter/Bert...

#2-The Rock Eats Kids

July 28, 2018 05:54 - 1 hour - 53.9 MB

I am back with a fresh episode diving head first. I about Terry Crews and his love for "adult material", which no surprise we all do. Joe Budden gets real again, and I go extra deep into the Rock and how he eats little kids to have all that muscle. Also Time Cop is still better than Looper. Please feel free to check me out on all social media. Comedy and Podcast related: Twitter/BertoLaughs Instagram/BertoLaughs Art and Design related: Instagram/orozcodesign Website

#1 - Papa Gone

July 28, 2018 05:08 - 44 minutes - 33.6 MB

New episode of Shut Up Berto. I go over my wife’s inability to stop texting me while I record, my irreverence to Social Media and how it melts our brains. Papa johns adds racism to their toppings menu, thus leading to change their name to Papa Gone. Plus I go over what it would be like to have insurance in Gotham City and Metropolis, where Batman and Superman make insurance super expensive. Please feel free to drop a 5 Star Review on iTunes and let me know how you really feel. Plus drop so...

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