Watermelons Are Disgusting!

Watermelons Are Disgusting! #short #podcast #humor #funny #funnypodcast #watermelons #summer #tasty #fruits

Watermelons are disgusting! I know it's the chosen fruit of summer. It's gorgeous with its bright green, outer edge and inner pink beautiness but it's just a horribly tasting fruit. I'd rather drink warm moldy beer, or maybe get a hot dagger in my that have to eat watermelon. Its texture feels like sand and diarrhea though I've never had either of those as food, but I think that's what it would come together. The best use for what I've seen is really as actually making a sculpture or filling it with vodka and freezing it and then eating it that way. More tolerable, still tastes disgusting. Don't get me wrong. Everyone loves it. I wish I did too. But I'm in that group of people who cannot eat it without wanting to throw up. You know if you get a seedless one. I'm wondering how that even happened. Probably genetic modification. Its flavors kind of like sugar, ate sugar, then took a poop and then it made a watermelon. I respected you can enjoy it, but it's horrible. It's nice baby!

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