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Sexy Voice Guy

58 episodes - English - Latest episode: 22 days ago -

 "Sexy Voice Guy: It's Nice, Baby. Voice So Sexy It's Criminal"

Description: Immerse yourself in the captivating world of "Sexy Voice Guy," a podcast that's as mysterious as it is alluring, hosted by the enigmatic figure known only for his irresistibly sexy voice. This is not just another podcast; it's an auditory journey narrated by a voice so mesmerizing it should be illegal. Each episode of "Sexy Voice Guy" offers an eclectic mix of humor, gripping mysteries, and sage advice for relationships, all delivered in a tone that will send shivers down your spine.


Prepare to be entertained like never before. Whether it's uncovering the secrets of love, decoding the puzzles of the human heart, or simply sharing a laugh, our host's sultry timbre makes every word a tantalizing experience. Short in length but rich in content, these podcasts are perfect for a quick escape from the daily grind, providing a dose of fun, intrigue, and wisdom.


So, are you ready to be charmed? Tune in to "Sexy Voice Guy," and let the mysterious host with the unforgettable voice lead you into a world where each syllable is a symphony and every episode a new adventure in the art of conversation and storytelling. It's not just a podcast; it's an experience that will leave you saying, "Damn, that voice is sexy!"

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Episodes

Clean it Deep

March 07, 2024 18:00 - 1 minute - 796 KB

Women want you to get up in there and clean it really deep from the inside.  mmhmmm Support the show Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.com Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L

Porn For Women (Part 1)

January 02, 2024 16:00 - 2 minutes - 2.08 MB

Welcome to a thought-provoking episode of Sexy Voice Guy, where we delve into the art of connection, passion, and understanding in relationships. In this episode, titled “Unlocking Desire: What Women Want & How Men Can Respond,” we navigate the intricate world of emotional and physical intimacy from a woman’s perspective. Join us as we explore the complexities of what really turns women on, going beyond the superficial to understand the emotional, intellectual, and physical aspects of attr...

The Dark World of Phrogging

September 22, 2023 16:00 - 2 minutes - 1.48 MB

Step inside a world that blurs the line between reality and your worst nightmares. With his sultry, gripping voice, your host, Sexy Voice Guy, delves deep into the phenomenon known as "Phrogging"—an occurrence so unsettling that it challenges the very notion of safety within our own homes. 🕰 Why You Should Tune In: Craving a cocktail of mystery, thrill, and the provocative? This isn't your typical bedtime story. Learn about Phrogging, not as an abstract idea but as an unsettling reality. ...

The Unfathomable Odyssey of Flight 914: A Timeless Enigma Unraveled

September 14, 2023 15:00 - 1 minute - 1.27 MB

The Unfathomable Odyssey of Flight 914: A Timeless Enigma Unraveled Embark on a captivating journey through the annals of time and space, as we grapple with the perplexing tale of Flight 914. Imagine a sun-kissed morning on July 2, 1955—families, businessmen, and lone travelers board a plane in New York City, destined for the balmy shores of Miami. Only, they never make it. The plane vanishes off radars, evaporating into thin air and leaving behind a void filled only with questions. But wa...

Unsolved Mystery: Flight MH 370

August 24, 2023 17:00 - 51 seconds - 625 KB

Season 3 is going to take a new turn on unsolved mysteries of the world. The first - Flight MH370 that disappeared after one hour of flight time..... what happened to it? Support the show Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.com Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L

Smelly Fish

August 18, 2023 16:00 - 1 minute - 953 KB

In the latest episode of *Sexy Voice Guy*, listeners are treated to a candid reflection on the age-old issue many anglers face: the lingering smell of fish on their hands after a day by the water. The host playfully depicts fishing as an adventure where one tosses a line in the water, hoping for a fishy prize. Yet, every so often, this reward might be a turtle or even a snake—far from the desired catch. But more than these occasional aquatic surprises, the conversation gravitates towards th...

Romantic Riddles

August 09, 2023 19:00 - 4 minutes - 3.43 MB

Join the alluring tones of the Sexy Voice Guy as he dives deep into the quirky, everyday mysteries that separate men from women. From the age-old Toilet Seat Tango to the baffling battles of the Remote Control Rumble, we'll uncover those humorous habits that have both charmed and confounded lovers through the ages.  While we humorously generalize these everyday conundrums, remember that individuality rules the roost. But, for comedic charm, let's pretend everyone *does* fit neatly into thes...

Yummy Yoga

August 08, 2023 16:00 - 3 minutes - 2.36 MB

Stretch into the sultry world of yoga with the one and only Sexy Voice Guy. From intriguing positions like "Downward Dog" to hilarious renditions like "The Day Drinker" and "Goodbye Future Children", this episode will leave you both entertained and curiously inclined to try some out. But be forewarned - as alluring as yoga may seem, it's also a realm of unexpected sounds, astonishing flexibility, and at times, peculiar aromas. Whether you're a seasoned yogi or a rookie eager to stretch those...

Naughty Netflix

June 09, 2023 19:00 - 2 minutes - 1.56 MB

Tune into the latest episode of "The Sexy Voice Guy" where we navigate the world of 'Naughty Netflix' nights with your partner. Today, we discuss selecting the perfect binge-watch, the playful or perilous dynamics of onscreen beauty, and turning these viewing moments into a romantic extravaganza. We also cover the potential pitfalls of comparing your partner to on-screen heartthrobs, while providing tips to avoid body-shaming and promote intimacy. Learn how to spice up your binge-watching ro...

Feast of Foreplay

June 08, 2023 17:00 - 3 minutes - 2.61 MB

Welcome to another episode of "The Sexy Voice Guy" podcast! In this episode, titled "Feast of Foreplay," we delve into the hilarious and sometimes awkward moments when your loved ones eat near you. Picture a romantic setting, candles flickering, eyes locked, and then your sweetheart takes a bite of their food, only to produce a llama-like or horse-like chewing sound. Suddenly, you find yourself transported to a wildlife documentary, witnessing the eating habits of hippos, zebras, alligators,...

Pruning Pleasures

May 23, 2023 17:00 - 3 minutes - 2.49 MB

Join the Sexy Voice Guy as he turns a simple task into an exciting journey of anticipation, in the latest episode of transforming the ordinary into extraordinary. This time, he explores the titillating task of tending to your bushes before a party. From the nerve-racking excitement of welcoming friends into your intimate space, to the joy of setting the perfect first impression, every moment is an intriguing blend of nerve and excitement. Whether you are entering through the front door or th...

Organic Selection to Orgasmic Infusion

May 16, 2023 19:00 - 4 minutes - 3.01 MB

In this sensationally enticing episode of Sexy Voice Guy, we're embarking on a journey like no other — "The Organic Selection to Orgasmic Infusion," a tantric expedition to the grocery store. Transforming the mundane into the extraordinary, we uncover the sensual delights hidden in plain sight, from the produce aisle to the checkout line. Whether it's blushing over a suggestive zucchini, playing a risqué game of I Spy among the vegetables, or finding the perfect meat for a saucy experience,...

Perfectly Imperfect Kiss

March 29, 2023 20:00 - 2 minutes - 1.58 MB

Welcome to another jaw-dropping episode of Sexy Voice Guy, where we explore the unexpectedly alluring side of life's most mundane relationship moments. Today, we're talking about the passionate dance of the perfectly imperfect kiss—yes, that clumsy yet endearing exchange we've all experienced at some point in our lives you ready to pucker up and embrace the world of the awkward smooch? Let's dive in, shall we? Support the show Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.com...

Seductive Directions: Steering Desire

March 23, 2023 20:00 - 4 minutes - 2.91 MB

Seductive Directions: Steering Desire Welcome to this steamy episode of Sexy Voice Guy, where we explore the captivating world of seductive driving directions. Join us as we delve into various scenarios that showcase the alluring navigation skills of the women in our lives. From suggestive shortcuts to the passionate parking job, we'll examine how these sultry copilots make even the most advanced GPS systems envious. Get ready for a thrilling ride that redefines the art of navigation and ce...

The Dishwasher Dance

March 16, 2023 18:00 - 2 minutes - 1.86 MB

Welcome to another sizzling episode of Sexy Voice Guy, where we plunge into the seductive depths of everyday interactions. Today, we're talking dishwashers—oh, you heard that right. We're getting down and dirty with that steamy, sudsy appliance we all secretly adore. But when it comes to loading and unloading, men and women might approach it with their own spicy flair. Let's dive in, shall we? Communication is key: Men may be tempted to just throw things in, creating a wild, untamed mess, w...

Cream Your Coffee

March 14, 2023 17:00 - 53 seconds - 650 KB

I was thinking the other day when I was making coffee. What does coffee think when I put cream in it? Me deep inside it? Do you think it says I love it when you cream my coffee? I mean watching it swirl the little tantalizing dance that it makes. Imagine if coffee and cream had a baby I'm not sure what it'd be? Probably look like Beyonce. Pretty amazing really. Coffee and cream is really a delicate thing. It's something that's so special to everyone involved all three of us it's like a weir...

10 Things to Say To Immediately Improve Your Relationship

March 10, 2023 21:00 - 1 minute - 833 KB

10 things you can say to your woman to make her happy.  First. You're right. I'm wrong. Anything to make you happy?  Second. Let me take care of that for you.  Third. Sure. I'll watch The Notebook with you again.  Four. Of course I'll kill the spider and cockroach for you.  Five. I'll cook dinner tonight. And do the dishes and clean up afterwards.  Six. Let's skip the game and go shopping instead. TJ Maxx, Marshalls, DSW - sounds amazing.  Seven. You look beautiful. Even when you're wearing ...

Fasting to Jesus

February 16, 2023 19:00 - 1 minute - 760 KB

Fasting to Jesus. I know life comes at your hard.  And you know, you get a little extra weight and little chunkiness. And the first thing you're gonna start doing is trying some diets, maybe you're just gonna go to fasting.  You know, it's where you don't eat for 24 hours, maybe three days in a row, maybe just take 18 hours off, but then it didn't work.  Next thing you know, you're on a Keto. And now you're talking about it, because that's what you do. When you're on keto. You say, Hey, I...

How To Pass Gas Near A Loved One For The First Time

February 03, 2023 18:00 - 1 minute - 1.25 MB

I know this is a tricky situation to pass a bit of gas in front of your man for the first time. But here is some advice and techniques to do so while strengthening your relationship. #humor #farting #relationships #life #advice #sexyvoiceguy  Support the show Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.com Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L

Ladies - Season 2, It's All About You!

July 19, 2022 10:00 - 28 seconds - 373 KB

Ladies, season two is all about you. Ask sexy voice guy any question about life, parenting, relationships, career. I'll reply back with a real video for you answering your question. I'm here for you this season. I'm gonna help you be better, feel better, do better in life. It's nice baby! Support the show Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.com Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBu...

Season 1 - All Episodes For Your Binging Pleasure

July 18, 2022 18:00 - 25 minutes - 17.6 MB

We know you love watching all the episodes from your favorite Sexy Voice Guy. And we're here to make that easy for you. Season 1 was all about humor in short requests from listeners!  Thank you for listening and launching the podcast!  #humor #micropodcast #podcast #sexyvoice #sexymalevoice #funnypodcast Support the show Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.com Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/...

Ask Sexy Voice Guy

July 15, 2022 18:00 - 16 seconds - 240 KB

Confused? Ask Sexy Voice Guy! Ask Sexy Voice Guy a question. That's right! Relationships? life? career? parenting? I can help with all that, just ask me a question in the comments, either through text or video and I will reply with an answer. Ask sexy voice guy. Support the show Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.com Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L

Safe Words

July 14, 2022 11:00 - 46 seconds - 571 KB

Safe Words Safe words. It's a word used in sadomasochistic sexual practices to indicate that a participant wants to stop. Now there's some general rules for picking your safe word. First, you better remember it, don't make it too long. Second, you better be able to say it with a GoreTex mouth ball stuck in your face. Third, it better not be confusing, like more, not enough, or harder. Here's some great examples you can use umbrella, Oprah, Ariana Grande, Justin Bieber, Oklahoma, mango, paws...

I Love Neil Diamond

July 13, 2022 11:00 - 55 seconds - 683 KB

I love Neil Diamond. And according to Bill Murray, there are only two types of people in this world those who love Neil Diamond and those who do not. And I certainly do. Few facts about Neil Diamond, you should absolutely know first, I've seen him five times. That's right five times, but no more. He has Parkinson's. It's kind of sad. He went to school with Barbra Streisand and high school. They weren't friends, but they were in the same choir. He's known as the Jewish Elvis. He went to New Y...

Best Drink After A Long Run

July 12, 2022 11:00 - 59 seconds - 727 KB

Best Drink After A Long Run. The greatest beer to have after a long run is Tropicalia. So if you're a runner like to torture yourself with long runs on Saturday or Sunday mornings right afterwards, I recommend a Tropicalia. They are amazing, ripe and juicy. They smell like passion fruit made love to citrus tree. It's almost like baby Jesus visited and said, I want the greatest beer ever made. And then creature comforts made it in Tropicalia. It has a very distinct package, bright orange lig...

Coffee - The Nectar Of The Gods

July 08, 2022 11:00 - 59 seconds - 731 KB

Coffee - The Nectar Of The Gods. #short #podcast #humor #funny #funnypodcast #coffee #morningcoffee #coffeeadict #espresso #coffeeinaction #latte Coffee, the nectar of the gods. Without it, the world would have ended. If you don't have coffee every morning, you're probably a terrible person or you're just a baby. It's good to know the coffee was discovered by a goat herder in Egypt. America drinks the most coffee with an average of 88.8 gallons per year per person. If you drink too much cof...

Vodka Is Awesome

July 07, 2022 11:00 - 57 seconds - 708 KB

Vodka Is Awesome. #shorts #comedy #improv #podcast #humor #funnypodcast #funny #adice #lifehacks #motivation  #explorepage #vodka #drink #lightdrink Vodka is awesome. Vodka is amazing drink. It comes from the name voda, which means water ïn Russian. There was a time though in Russia when they ran out. In May 9 1945. When the Nazis surrendered to the Soviet Union, the Russians partied so hard within 22 hours they depleted their entire country's resources. I'm surprised didn't invade another ...

Must-Know Filipino Fun Facts

July 06, 2022 11:00 - 59 seconds - 731 KB

Must-Know Filipino Fun Facts. #short #podcast #humor #funny #funnypodcast #philippines #filipino #karaoke #mannypacquiao Must know facts about the Philippines. First, it is composed of over 7600 islands in Southeast Asia. The average temperature there is 765 degrees Fahrenheit. They have some of the most polite people on the planet maybe because they start celebrating Christmas in September. Karaoke is the national activity so practice sure Barry Manilow and Neil Diamond because if you don'...

Beach AMSR - Fall Asleep In One Minute

July 05, 2022 22:00 - 59 seconds - 742 KB

Beach AMSR - Fall Asleep in one minute. #comedy #improv #podcast #humor #funnypodcast #funny #adice #lifehacks #motivation  #explorepage #asmr #asmrsleep #asmrrelax #asmrsounds #asmrvids #asmrbeach #relaxing #sleep #beach #waves #satisfying Imagine you're on a beach, beautiful white sands. It's a warm, clear, sunny day, and you hear the ocean. You hear the wind. You feel the sun on your face. It's warm. But the day unfolds and you go for your walk, you feel the white sand continuously cares...

Ariana Grande Is Terrible

July 05, 2022 11:00 - 55 seconds - 676 KB

Ariana Grande Is Terrible. #short #podcast #humor #funny #funnypodcast #ariana #arianagrande #music #musica #voice Ariana Grande is terrible. Her music is absolute garbage. Incredibly repetitive, derivative of every song she ever sings. She was annoying as Cat on salmon cat. Don't ask why I know that show. Ironically though, she does sound like a calf getting slowly tortured to death when she sings. I would rather have a warm dagger gently inserted into my eardrum than listen to her music. ...

Happy 4th Of July

July 04, 2022 11:00 - 56 seconds - 694 KB

Happy 4th Of July.  #short #podcast #humor #funny #funnypodcast #july4th #longweekend #hotdogs #firecrackers #history #historyfacts #IndependenceDay  Happy 4th of July from American, the sexy voice guy. Here's some interesting facts about the 4th of July. First Americans are going to eat over 150 million hotdogs, drink 16 billion gallons of beer, and blow up about $1 billion worth of fireworks and lose some fingers. The actual vote for the Declaration of Independence was on July 2. It was o...

The Beauty of Cussing

July 01, 2022 11:00 - 57 seconds - 704 KB

The Beauty of Cussing. #short #podcast #humor #funny #funnypodcast #cuss #words #wordsoftheday #wordsofwisdom The beauty of cussing. Have you ever wondered why a cuss word becomes a cuss word? Or why we even have them in language? I know I did. And I looked it up. Here's what I found out for a word. First of all, to qualify as a cuss word, it must have the potential to offend. It has to cross a cultural line into the taboo. Oh taboo sound sexy. But swearing though has a whole science behind...

Trimming Your Bush

June 30, 2022 11:00 - 56 seconds - 697 KB

Trimming Your Bush.  #short #podcast #humor #funny #funnypodcast #bush #trim #garden #gardening #friends Trimming your Bush as your Bush become a bit patchy or overgrown. It's been a little while since you've done some gardening. Maybe you're having friends over and you need to quickly trim it so you aren't so embarrassed, few tips for you to help you get that done. First lay down a tarp. It's gonna get messy, it's been a while, you want to clean this thing up quickly. Second, take a moment...

Keto - How To Lose Friends and Weight

June 29, 2022 11:00 - 55 seconds - 684 KB

Keto - How To Lose Friends and Weight #short #podcast #humor #funny #funnypodcast #keto #diet Keto, how to lose friends and weight. The ketogenic diet is a very low carb high fat diet. It drastically reduces carbohydrate intake and replaces it with fat, good fat just like good debt. You can have good fat, but it puts your body in this metabolic state called ketosis. ketogenic diets are a significant reduction in blood sugar and insulin levels, as well as friendships. It's really easy to spo...

Watermelons Are Disgusting!

June 28, 2022 13:00 - 57 seconds - 705 KB

Watermelons Are Disgusting! #short #podcast #humor #funny #funnypodcast #watermelons #summer #tasty #fruits Watermelons are disgusting! I know it's the chosen fruit of summer. It's gorgeous with its bright green, outer edge and inner pink beautiness but it's just a horribly tasting fruit. I'd rather drink warm moldy beer, or maybe get a hot dagger in my that have to eat watermelon. Its texture feels like sand and diarrhea though I've never had either of those as food, but I think that's wha...

Motivation

June 27, 2022 12:00 - 56 seconds - 696 KB

Motivation. #short #podcast #humor #funny #funnypodcast #motivation Motivation. Motivation is a tricky thing. A lot of people think that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing. But that's why you have to do it every day. You have to get motivated every day, give it 100% Unless you're giving blood, don't do that. Don't give it 100% Then, and just because you know you fail on your first try, doesn't mean you get knocked down. But if you do fail on your first try, don't don't try ...

Mystery Of Swingers - The Upside-Down Pineapples

June 24, 2022 12:00 - 48 seconds - 606 KB

Mystery Of Swingers and the Upside-Down Pineapples #shorts #podcast #humor #funnypodcast #pineapple Upside down pineapples, the mystery of the swingers. That's right. This is the mark the mystery. This is how you find the parties that you've been looking for. Or maybe that you're hosting the party. Don't believe me, go rock your local grocery store at 9pm on a Saturday, throw a pineapple in there, upside down and just walk around the fruit section. People will approach you, they'll tell you...

Speakerphone Sucks!

June 23, 2022 12:00 - 58 seconds - 723 KB

Speakerphone Sucks! #shorts #podcast #humor #funny #speakerphone Speaker phones, please do not use speaker phones ever. It is a horrible habit. It's incredibly rude. And if you do I will probably beat you with a rubber chicken that I carry around with me just for the occasion. If I see you on a speakerphone in your in public place, I may join in the conversation. I may just jump right in there, maybe start singing along or maybe videotape you doing it and just narrate over it in a sexy voic...

Dark Secret of CrossFit

June 22, 2022 12:00 - 58 seconds - 719 KB

Dark Secret of CrossFit #short #podcast #humor #funny #funnypodcast #crossfit #gym CrossFit, a cult? Or community? CrossFit was established in 2000 by Greg Glassman where you open the first gym in Santa Cruz, California, of course this came from California. What you do is basically spend $200 a month to do burpees in a garage style setting called the box. And when you get done you throw up other things you'll hear along the way are words like WOD, snatch and chippers. The starter kit for be...

Why Cant Prius Drivers Make Right Turns?

June 21, 2022 12:00 - 45 seconds - 566 KB

Why Cant Prius Drivers Make Right Turns? #shorts #podcast #humor #prius Why can't Prius drivers make right turns? I don't understand it. It doesn't seem to matter if there's traffic or no traffic or if there's a green light or a red light it could be because there's too many bumper stickers urging peace and everyone together. Or maybe it's the whole foods bags in the back or the dog that's running loose barking and everyone, maybe the cars just underpowered? I don't know. But Prius drivers ...

3 Tips For Getting A Girlfriend

June 20, 2022 12:00 - 58 seconds - 721 KB

3 Tips For Getting A Girlfriend #shorts #podcast #humor #girlfriend #advice  Simple advice to get a girlfriend. First understand you. Understand who you are. Understand if you're a great looking person that's super charming and loaded, you're probably gonna have a lot of choices. But if you're super nerdy and it looks like someone hit you in the face with a branch and you got small junk, you're gonna have challenges as well. Understand who you are, where it fits, because it's gonna be impor...

Eating Tacos

June 17, 2022 16:00 - 58 seconds - 716 KB

Eating Tacos. #shorts #podcast #humor Eating tacos. Before you do, there's a few things you should know about tacos. One, it's a pretty old dish. It's from the 18th century when gunpowder was wrapped up in paper, like attack Quito, then they inserted it deep into the rocks and they let it up. This is from Mexico, one of the highest eating Taco countries in the world. And I don't know if you know this, but anything can go on a taco. You can put whatever you want that taco not everything is r...

History of Condoms

June 16, 2022 13:00 - 56 seconds - 694 KB

History of Condoms. #shorts #podcast #humor #comedy #funnypodcast #condoms The history of condoms goes back to 11,000 BC where they show paintings on cave walls of animal skin being used. Not sure I'd want to use that condom today it's probably out of date but most condoms until the modern condom were made of sheep intestines. Ugh, gross. In 1855 the first rubber condom was made. This was because of Charles good years discovery of rubber vulcanization which led to the first condom being bui...

Racoons: Swingers and Delicious

June 15, 2022 14:00 - 55 seconds - 684 KB

Racoons: Swingers and Delicious #shorts #podcast #humor #funny #racoons Racoons. First off, how do you spell the name? One C? Two C's? D efinitely a double O, it's probably worth looking into. If I was going to be any other mammal, it might be a raccoon. There's a few reasons. They still have all their five little digits. They can really do some skillful things,  like they can unlatch a cage, they can untie a knot, they can pick your pocket, it's true. They get pretty big to about 57 pounds...

Don't Be Like These Gym People!

June 14, 2022 16:00 - 53 seconds - 661 KB

Don't Be Like These Gym People! #shorts #podcast #humor #fun #comedy #gym Gym people. Here's some annoying things that happened in the gym. We're gonna start with the grunters. You know who you are, you make too much noise. People who are brand new that only go to one machine and sit there the whole time. Also people who take endless selfies in the gym or film themselves lifting it, stop. Anybody with sandals quit doing that. You work out in jeans, also a stop. Anybody who's practicing kara...

Clean Your Balls

June 13, 2022 14:00 - 58 seconds - 714 KB

Clean Your Balls #Shorts #Podcast #Humor #Balls #Comedy Balls, you got to clean your balls. I'm referring specifically to the balls in your bag. That's right, they get dirty sometimes when you play golf and you got to know how to clean them properly. So when you take the balls out, clean them with warm soapy water in a bucket. Don't mix other people's balls in there and if clean balls before you don't want to do that gets confusing gets too too intense. Just clean your own balls or have som...

How To Use Your Hard Seltzer

June 10, 2022 16:00 - 36 seconds - 461 KB

How To Use Your Hard Seltzer #Shorts #Podcast #Humor #HardSeltzer Hard seltzer is nice. Hard seltzer, delta seltzer, mature seltzer, spiked seltzer and hard sparkling alcohol waters what this stuff is, it's a kind of drink that's fermented from cane sugar, sometimes malted barley, which is ironic because it was advertised as low sugar. That's weird, but I've only found one really good use for hard seltzer. Watch. This is Peters first attempt at a birdie. *inaudible*. That's hard seltzer, my...

History of Dicks

June 09, 2022 19:00 - 54 seconds - 670 KB

History of Dicks #Shorts #Podcast #Humor Dicks, the history of dicks. I know you wondered why the name Richard got shortened a dick. I did too. So I looked it up. Apparently Richard is a very old dramatic name. It is pronounced slightly differently back then. I can't speak German, so I'm not going to try to do it. But in the 1800s, though, apparently they would shorten things for the purposes of writing them down. Yeah, remember those days you use a pen and a pencil? Not even a pen back the...

Welcome to Sexy Voice Guy!

June 09, 2022 17:00 - 12 seconds - 170 KB

Welcome to the sexy voice guy podcast, where I can make any topic sexy and funny. Leave me a comment with your topic and I'll create one just for you. It's nice baby! Support the show Sexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.com Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L

Cornhole Tips | Getting Your Bag In The Hole

June 08, 2022 14:00 - 57 seconds - 711 KB

Cornhole Tips | Getting Your Bag In The Hole #Shorts #Podcast #Humor Cornhole is a fun game you can play with a partner, or by yourself. It's more fun to play with a partner of course, but the goal of the game is to get four bags in a hole. Seems like a lot of bags for one hole. If you asked me, it's very important to to have a drink while you play. Why? Because drinking is awesome. Here are three tips though to improve your cornhole experience. First, you got to learn the arc. You need the...