Sex, Drugs, & Spirituality
275 episodes - English - Latest episode: 5 days ago - ★★★★ - 131 ratingsA podcast exploring the fun and weird aspects of our world.
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BTWWTF: Technical Difficulties
July 26, 2018 15:53 - 26 minutes - 24 MBHey Semonche-heads, Sidney here. Sorry for the delay in episodes. We try to do right by you, but life happens. My MacBook Pro died after 8 1/2 years of loyal service, so we plugged the sound board into my phone to record this for you. I'm out here, working my buns on the stairmaster at #planetfitness editing and posting pods. If you want to donate to the new computer fund, I'm on Venmo, Square Cash, and PayPal under [email protected] Big thanks to @shoemarley for her patience wi...
Balloon Sex
July 18, 2018 17:23 - 54 minutes - 50.3 MBJust what is it about balloons that makes them so darn sexy? The ladies of Semonche are hear to spell it out and go over how one might incorporate balloons into their bedroom life.
BTWWTF: Bruuuuuuce!
July 17, 2018 19:36 - 44 minutes - 41 MBOh man! The ladies have so many updates for you! Bruce Killis has been doing hood rat shit, Sidney has been been on the road, and Shoe has an offer that you simply can't refuse.
William Control
July 11, 2018 17:52 - 38 minutes - 35.7 MBThere's a new addition to the Semonche shitlist: William Control. Intrigued by the headlines reading "Emo Sex Cult" the ladies try to decipher what the fuck is going on with this piece of shit. They also discuss warning signs of abuse and how we can keep each other safe.
BTWWTF: Hump Monday
July 11, 2018 17:44 - 19 minutes - 17.6 MBHappy Hump Monday! Sorry, y'all, Monday has come a little late this week. Hopefully the anticipation makes it all that much sweeter. Dive in for all the scintillating updates.
Hare Krishnas
July 04, 2018 19:20 - 45 minutes - 41.8 MBSure, everyone looks good in orange, but what else does it take to be a Hare Krishna? Sidney and Shoe are here to explain what else goes into this religion. Awaken your spirit!
BTWWTF: Aunties
July 02, 2018 15:57 - 33 minutes - 30.5 MBWhat's your favorite type of plum? Are you paying retail when you could be shopping at Stein Mart? Your aunties are here to help you get your life together.
Erectile Dysfunction
June 27, 2018 20:19 - 43 minutes - 40.1 MBBodies can be fickle and that goes from your head to your toes, and back up to your pickle. It's time bone up on boners and learn what can go wrong with your dong. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erectile_dysfunction http://danielcanfield.com/
BTWWTF: Love Languages
June 25, 2018 16:55 - 27 minutes - 25.2 MBWhat are love languages, and which one do you speak? Take a janky internet test to find out, or just listen to the ladies of Semonche talk about their results. None of it matters, but we all care very deeply about it.
Keanu Reeves
June 20, 2018 14:54 - 54 minutes - 49.9 MBKeanu Reeves isn't your average Hollywood movie star, he's also a beautiful soul. Dive in to Semonche to discover the splendor that lurks beneath the surface.
BTWWTF:Sometimes We Got 'Em
June 18, 2018 17:17 - 29 minutes - 26.6 MBThis show is all about family, well, that and bad accents. Shoe got some retail therapy with Belinda, and Sidney is as petulant towards Debra as ever. They may also discuss sex, drugs and spirituality, but you'll have to listen to find out!
Designer Drugs
June 13, 2018 16:32 - 56 minutes - 51.9 MBDesigner drugs can seem like a fun legal loophole, but it could be too good to be true. The ladies of Semonche are here to give you the lowdown before you decide that bath salts are the new black.
BTWWTF: Masking for Trouble
June 11, 2018 20:06 - 30 minutes - 27.9 MBWether you're masking your pain, masking for pleasure or just plain masking for trouble, this is the podcast for you! Life is a bumpy road, but if you position yourself right, it can feel pretty darn good.
Divorce
June 06, 2018 16:30 - 1 hour - 81.6 MBIn this super deluxe episode, Sidney and Shoe explore the history of divorce, Alec Baldwin, and their own lives.
BTWWTF: The Big D
June 04, 2018 17:02 - 23 minutes - 21.4 MBThis episode is all about pursuing your dreams. It doesn't matter if other people think they're crazy, they're yours and sometimes thats all you have. Party.
Adult Babies
May 30, 2018 17:43 - 53 minutes - 49.1 MBHush little baddies, don't you cry, Semonche's gonna sing you a lullaby. It's a beautiful song about "littles," adult diaper lovers, comfort, control, and a Phoenix, Arizona legend. Swaddle yourself up, put a binky in your mouth, and prepare to be soothed.
BTWWTF: It Wasn't Me
May 28, 2018 14:13 - 27 minutes - 24.8 MBThis episode digs deep and gets to the heart of the human condition. The ladies discuss time with family, hanging out at tattoo parlours, and most importantly Mr. Boombastic himself- Shaggy!
Odin
May 23, 2018 16:26 - 44 minutes - 40.6 MBOdin, Mr. Wednesday, the all-father, or as Sidney likes to call him- Daddy. This guy, much like the ladies of Semonche, is on an unending quest for knowledge. Pop in those earbuds, climb onto your 8-legged steed, and ride into the wisdom of the 9 worlds!
BTWWTF: Cool Shit Wormhole
May 21, 2018 16:19 - 25 minutes - 23.1 MBFall into a wormhole of cool shit! Life is messy but we're in it together, and we're going to have a great time.
Alcohol
May 16, 2018 16:03 - 1 hour - 69.3 MBAlcohol might be the most popular drug in human history. Depending on who you ask it's either good for your heart or it's pavement on the road to hell. Let's get into it and you can draw your own conclusions.
BTWWTF: Kumbaya Motherfuckers
May 14, 2018 20:54 - 27 minutes - 25.2 MBThe Internet is destroying us all! But keep worshipping at its sacred altar, because it is the tool that unites the Semonche community. Thankfully, Shoe has some tips to help you make peace with this destructive force. Meanwhile, Sidney is disgruntled that a Dj whose name she can't pronounce refuses to go down on his wife.
May/December Romance
May 09, 2018 18:55 - 54 minutes - 50 MBWhy are some people all about that daddy dick, while others like fruit plucked fresh from the vine? The ladies of Semonche work through several theories and explore all the hot celebs practicing intergenerational love.
BTWWTF: Timber
May 07, 2018 18:15 - 22 minutes - 20.9 MBHe's going down, we're yelling "timber." R Kelly fucking sucks, so does NXIVM, and well, a lot of things in the world suck. But not this podcast, baby! Join Semonche as we learn how to laugh through our tears and tear down the bad guys.
Tulpas
May 02, 2018 20:05 - 47 minutes - 43.5 MBTulpas, the imaginary friends that you can set free. Fun brain activity, cure for loneliness, or fucking bananas? Dive in to find out!
BTWWTF: We be Trippin'
April 30, 2018 15:16 - 29 minutes - 26.6 MBThe girls have been all over the Southwest since you l last spoke to them. Plus, Sidney has been dabbling in the stoner arts, and Shoe is going back to brown town baby!
Necrophilia
April 25, 2018 16:06 - 1 hour - 55.8 MBExplore the many classifications and presentations of Necrophilia. Trigger warning: this shit gets dark.
BTWWTF: Here to Pump You Up
April 23, 2018 14:17 - 20 minutes - 19 MBThe ladies of Semonche are her to pump you up! Shoe's had a birthday, and gotten a new member of the household. Sidney has a tin can.
DMT
April 18, 2018 14:45 - 42 minutes - 38.7 MBDMT; spirit molecule, portal to other dimensions, bullet train to alien fuck town, or just a business man's trip? You gotta listen to find out.
BTWWTF: Give it Back to Your Mom
April 16, 2018 17:16 - 35 minutes - 32.9 MBWhat we got you got to give it to your mama.........and what we got is a bunch of updates, clean teeth, irrational fears, and one tiny kitten.
Prosperity Gospels
April 11, 2018 14:40 - 1 hour - 57.7 MBWhat's up with Prosperity Gospels? Does belief in God guarantee financial success? Should you skip the middle man and just worship money? Perhaps the only thing worth worshiping is a Cum Queen. The ladies of Semonche sort the whole mess out for you in this episode.
BTWWTF: Still Juggalos
April 09, 2018 15:19 - 44 minutes - 40.4 MBYou think the Ladies of Semonche would ever turn their back on their Juggalo roots? Think again. Gather round for updates on R Kelly, NXIVM, and most importantly their personal lives.
Incest
April 04, 2018 15:47 - 57 minutes - 52.6 MBIncest; long standing sexual taboo, popular royal practice, and burgeoning porn category. The ladies of Semonche are here to talk about incest throughout history, and why you probably shouldn't do it.
Ketamine
March 28, 2018 11:33 - 47 minutes - 43.1 MBKetamine; Fun party drug, powerful therapeutic tool, or overhyped bullshit? The ladies of Semonche dive into that K hole and bring you the answers.
BTWWTF: Horny Season
March 26, 2018 16:26 - 24 minutes - 22.5 MBBig announcements on this one! It's time to get in the game folks. You can interact with the show by emailing [email protected] or call/text 646-778-7743.
Monica Lewinsky
March 21, 2018 15:21 - 1 hour - 64.3 MBMonica Lewinsky is more than a headline or a joke. She's a bad ass broad; smart, ballsy, and back in the spotlight using her fame to campaign against cyberbullying. The ladies of Semonche discuss her back story, the scandal, and what she's up to now.
BTWWTF: Sigil it, just a little bit
March 19, 2018 16:48 - 38 minutes - 35.3 MBThis episode is about major issues and minor triumphs. Dating, cooking, and Sidney's main boo, Satan him/her self, it's all in this episode.
Meditation
March 14, 2018 15:50 - 57 minutes - 52.2 MBMeditation; it's the talk of the town. Let the ladies of Semonche walk you through what it is, how it works and what it could do for your soul and your hole, and your soul.
BTWWTF:This Gas Shall Pass
March 12, 2018 18:32 - 36 minutes - 33.3 MBHeather Locklear is going through it, karaoke is the great equalizer, there are other podcasts coming out of Phoenix, and so much more in this week's Between the Weeks with Two Freaks.
Salvia
March 07, 2018 14:40 - 40 minutes - 37.5 MBThe ladies get into what salvia is all about, it's history, uses, and what the experience is like. They also take you on a tour de force of topics in the Semonche universe. You may need a space suit for this one, cuz it's a real trip.
BTWWTF: How Bizzarre
March 05, 2018 15:15 - 25 minutes - 23.1 MBShoe is playing games with murder, Sidney is playing games with herself, and Belinda is super hot! Some people read tea leaves, others palms, but here at Semonche we stare deep into your urethra and tell you what's up.
Vaginismus
February 28, 2018 16:00 - 42 minutes - 38.8 MBThat pussy be on lockdown! All joking aside, this is a serious condition that affects many women and their partners. In the spirit of Semonche (and Mr. Rogers) we are going to mention it so we can manage it.
BTWWTF: It's Just the Beginning
February 26, 2018 18:10 - 21 minutes - 19.2 MBWHOOP WHOOP! What's up with R Kelly? How did the ladies of Semonche fair on Valentine's Day? What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Some of those questions are answered in this week's Between the Weeks with Two Freaks.
Voodoo
February 21, 2018 16:51 - 53 minutes - 49.3 MBVoodoo- what's myth and what's fact? 50 million people practice this religion, and yet we know nothing about it. Let's fix that!
Valentine's Day
February 14, 2018 16:52 - 49 minutes - 45.1 MBThe ladies of Semonche give you a rundown of everything you can do to have a great Valentine's day. Wether single or booed up, all of your holes will be satisfied.
Objectum Sexuality
January 31, 2018 18:42 - 1 hour - 56.9 MBA brief overview of objectum sexuality, famous cases, and maybe one of your hosts is objectum sexual!
BTWWTF: Who Knows?
January 23, 2018 03:14 - 33 minutes - 30.3 MBThis episode has everything you could ask for; a hot NXIVM update, sexual confusion, and the girls spend 20 minutes breaking down a 3 minute youtube clip.
NXIVM
January 17, 2018 15:22 - 1 hour - 66.2 MBNXIVM, the so-called "Hollywood sex cult" is out there branding women and collecting their money. Spoiler alert, Sidney and Shoe HATE cults. Let us be the background noise while you cook yourself a balanced meal. Remember, proper nutrition is the key to staying invulnerable to shit bags with floppy hair and Jeffrey Dahmer glasses
BTWWTF: Our Period
January 15, 2018 17:34 - 35 minutes - 32.6 MBThe girls are on their way to female podcast success! Sidney is socially (but not sexually) active, Shoe is a domestic goddess and Debra is getting sexy.