SEX ARCHIE
172 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 months ago - ★★★★★ - 55 ratingsA Riverdale Recap Podcast
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Episode 51: Are All of You This Miserable?
March 21, 2019 05:54 - 1 hour - 80.1 MBWelcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 51: Big Fun by Tessa Leigh Williams; directed by Maggie Kiley The day Grant has been waiting for sonce before it was announced has arrived: The Riverdale gang does Heathers: The Musical. The world is different than it was before. Whose college fund is paying for all this? When do they run their blocking? Is arson the hot teen trend of 2019?
Episode 50: Enter the Kraken
March 14, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 85.7 MBWelcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 50: American Dreams by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Gabriel Correa Archie's in a battle royale and Cheryl and Toni are in a carnal marathon. That can only mean one thing: an episode about bringing closure to strained relationships. Why the fuck not.
Episode 49: Do We Get to Carry Guns?
March 07, 2019 07:18 - 1 hour - 74.1 MBWelcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 49: Fire Walk With Me by Aaron Allen, directed by Marisol Adler Archie looks to the next generation. Veronica and Jughead finally do it this time. Kevin finds a new exfoliating technique. This is also the episode where we share our thoughts and feelings on the sudden passing of Luke Perry, and it's the hardest thing we've ever recorded.
Episode 48: Cute Gay Farmies
February 28, 2019 06:33 - 1 hour - 71.9 MBWelcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 48: Requiem for a Welterweight by Michael Grassi; directed by Tawnia McKiernan Hiram's back on his feet and hungry for business. Archie strikes a deal of his own and has to survive the consequences. Alice finally takes the plunge. All this and more, including a preview of our next new podcast! https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/264853/Final-Bid
Bonus 12: Heathers
February 20, 2019 05:21 - 1 hour - 79.5 MB[This is an updated version of this episode to include a Content Warning for talk of suicide, date rape, eating disorders, and abusive relationships] We love musicals. It's a fact of life. In what is now an annual tradition, Riverdale will have a musical episodes as the teens of Riverdale High put on Heathers: The Musical in the upcoming Chapter 51: Big Fun, airing March 20th. In this bonus episode we talk about the 1989 film, the 2014 musical, every song in the musical, the new songs adde...
Episode 47: A Lot of People Have had Sex on that Cot
February 14, 2019 04:12 - 1 hour - 74.1 MBWe thought we only took a week off, but in the meantime the entire central cast changed! Let's catch up on how Season 3's events have affected the peripheral teens in this return to Riverdale's strengths. How did you schedule that many adults for a game night on the first try?
Bonus 11: Glenbrook
February 07, 2019 06:04 - 1 hour - 68.2 MBHello listeners! Grant is home alone, so he decided to phone a friend. This bonus episode is all about Glenbrook, the teen drama playbook for Final Bid, the cinematic auction game (available for purchase March 2019). The person in the other side of the phone is Jacob Randolph, who wrote the other 90% or so of Final Bid. How do you take the best parts of Riverdale, and other stories like it, and turn it into an engine that will help you make your own drama? We came up with one way. How do you ...
Episode 46: I'm Going to Pretend I Believe you Idiots
January 31, 2019 07:10 - 1 hour - 81.2 MBWelcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 46: The Red Dahlia by Devon Turner & Will Ewing; directed by Greg Smith The night was darker than my coffee, and twice as bitter. The kingpin had fallen, and it was my job to see what landed in the gutters. My old lady was jawing with her old man about his old lady putting down other old men. And the last straight shooter in town was out on the roof and ready to squirt metal.
Episode 45: I Just Want to Go to College
January 24, 2019 06:52 - 1 hour - 84 MBWelcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 45: The Stranger by Brian E. Paterson; directed by Maggie Kiley Archie ran all the way home from the hospital and found a town he doesn't quite fit in anymore. Three deadly attacks, four hidden identities revealed, and one test that will change your life. It's just another week in the town with pep!
Episode 44: They Imprinted on Me
January 17, 2019 06:26 - 1 hour - 72.2 MBWelcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 44: No Exit by Arabella Anderson; directed by Jeff Hunt Riverdale returns from a hiatus with an episode that finishes strong, though we spend most of our time talking about the rocky start. Archie plays with his imaginary friends. Jughead is an ineffective manager. Veronica expands her workforce.
Episode 43: Drop the Butter Knife, Bitch!
December 13, 2018 06:08 - 1 hour - 70.6 MBWelcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 43: Outbreak by James DeWille; directed by John Kretchmer It's a race to the finish for the big year-end cliffhanger! Veronica and Cheryl try to learn the truth before they learn proper technique. Betty tries her hand at module design. Toledo is the family reunion capital of the world.
Episode 42: My Warrior Board
December 06, 2018 06:04 - 1 hour - 57.7 MBWelcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 42: The Man in Black by Janine Salinas Schoenberg; directed by Alex Pillai Come to me, and listen thee, to our stories three! Archie discovers new ways to fail at hidden identities. Veronica discovers new ways to keep a business afloat. Betty discovers her teen sleuth powers can only take her so far.
Episode 41: Granola Bars, Juice Boxes
November 29, 2018 06:36 - 1 hour - 65.5 MBWelcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 41: Manhunter by Cristine Chambers; directed by Rachel Talalay Betty goes solo while Jughead fails to contain a crisis. Archie dabbles in cosplay, and the plot curdles. Has Veronica finally learned what The Innocence Project does? Is the Gargoyle King known for elaborate pulley systems? WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING DO THAT TO THE BEST CHARACTER!?
Episode 40: I'd Recognize Those Abs Anywhere
November 15, 2018 05:44 - 1 hour - 61.6 MBWelcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 40: The Great Escape by Greg Murray & Ace Hasan; directed by Pam Romanowsky Archie escapes the Punch Pit for the warm, damp comfort of the Sex Hole. Jughead ascends from narrator to author. And do I hear wedding bells?
Episode 39: Fizzle Rocks
November 10, 2018 20:14 - 1 hour - 62.5 MBOur timelines have merged, and we're back with a recap of Chapter 39: The Midnight Club; written by Tessa Leigh Williams; directed by Dawn Wilkinson It's story time for Betty as Alice dishes on all her friends. Who was kissing who, who had the latest drugs, who could really rock a doublet, who murdered their principal, all that classic high school gossip. Swords & Serpents sheets: www.dropbox.com/sh/ssnw6uv8a26d9s…i9noLNCo0dma?dl=0 www.patreon.com/wolfsamurai
Bonus 10: Time Travel!
November 07, 2018 08:00 - 23 minutes - 21.2 MBSo I found this cassette tape in the back of a closet. I think you might get something out of it. There's this kid talking about Jughead having a time travel adventure and that seems like fun. Swords & Serpents sheets: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/ssnw6uv8a26d9s9/AADorDgXSEisti9noLNCo0dma?dl=0 https://www.patreon.com/wolfsamurai
Bonus 9: Chilling Adventures of Sabrina Episode 1
October 31, 2018 07:00 - 1 hour - 63.9 MBBlessings of the Dark Lord be upon you. In place of our weekly chaos we observe the feast of Samhain and deliver a recap of the first episode of The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina: October Country by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Lee Toland Krieger
Episode 38: Thank You Hellcaster
October 25, 2018 05:37 - 1 hour - 70.5 MBWelcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 38: As Above, So Below by Aaron Allen; directed by Jeff Hunt Archie gets tapped until he feels tapped out. Veronica says good night to her family. And Jughead finds the greatest horror of all: drinking alone with a desperate person.
Episode 37: Why Are You Not in School?
October 18, 2018 05:34 - 1 hour - 63.7 MBWelcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 37: Fortune and Men's Eyes by Michael Grassi; directed by Jeff Woolnough Life on the inside is hard, so Archie tries to make it like life on the outside. Unfortunately, he failed to consider that life in Riverdale High sucks too. Is this too many clips spliced in? You can tell us, it's fine.
Episode 36: He's Real, the Gargoyle King
October 11, 2018 05:20 - 1 hour - 65.9 MBWelcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 36: Labor Day by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Kevin Sullivan Riverdale returns to all the high stakes it left off on... by skipping three months. Archie prepares for the future. Betty finds religion. Jughead picks up his best friend. Have these kids been breaking the law so often they have no idea how it even works anymore? Gextra Life videos: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLrekaHLD2rhYMi-OUacfr3QV...
Bonus 8: Predictions Report Card
August 28, 2018 18:35 - 1 hour - 53.1 MBRiverdale has a reputation for wild swings and unpredictability. Anything can happen. After recapping every episode we give our best guesses to what will happen next. If our predictions are actually accurate, does that mean Riverdale is more consistent with better follow-through than most people will admit? Or are we just that good? (It's both) Join us for Gextra Life 2018! A 24-hour dive into the media dimension benefitting Hurley Children's Hospital in Flint, MI. Watch the stream at https:...
Memory Lane 6: The Death of Archie
August 10, 2018 03:39 - 1 hour - 67.9 MBThis episode covers issues 36 and 37 of Life With Archie by Paul Kupperberg, Art by Pat Kennedy, Tim Kennedy, and Fernando Ruiz Years before the teens of Riverdale dealt with adult situations on TV, they dealt with them as, well, adults on the page. Life With Archie ended with a bang as Archie bled out on the waxed Chok-Lit Shoppe floor, and we're here to tell you all about it. Then, we conclude our reading of All the Snakes of the Forest. Is this a step toward the CW's Riverdale, or a conde...
Memory Lane 5: Unsold Archie Pilot (1964)
June 24, 2018 01:53 - 1 hour - 61.6 MBRiverdale may be the first live-action Archie series on TV, but it wasn't the first attempt. Well, neither is the one we're talking about, but it's the oldest one we could find. This mid-60s attempt at adaptation was actually pretty good for its time (if you're into that sort of thing). Should Weatherbee be one of Fred's patients? Is lying contagious? Who stole Jughead's identity and where did they hide the body? Check out Final Bid on Kickstarter! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/155291...
Episode 35: Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here
May 25, 2018 02:40 - 1 hour - 83.7 MBWelcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 35: Brave New World by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Steven A. Adelson The finale is here! After the tension breaks, the teens are left to pick up the pieces. Attorney McCoy corners a specific market. Hal has company. Hiram finally makes friends. Also features the second chapter of All the Snakes of the Forest! http://chipandironicus.com/videos/mgsv/index.html https://blastropodcast.com/episodes-1/
Episode 34: Hot Riverdale Dads to the Rescue
May 10, 2018 05:17 - 1 hour - 60.3 MBWelcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 34: Judgement Night (or Judgement Day, or The Killing of a Sacred Deer) by Shepard Boucher; directed by Cherie Nowlan Little Red Riding Hood defeats the wolf. The walking dead return. The saint is sacrificed for the snakes.
Episode 33: Small Fry is Looking for Payback
May 03, 2018 05:30 - 1 hour - 63.5 MBWelcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 33: Shadow of a Doubt by Yolanda E Lawrence; directed by Gregory Smith The tension train is barreling through Riverdale; a steady build that will only end when the boiler explodes. Veronica goes recruiting. Betty takes on a new mystery apprentice. Archie loses control of his creation. Meanwhile, isn't there supposed to be an election happening?
C2E2 2018 Recap
April 29, 2018 07:00 - 1 hour - 84.3 MBOur annual trip to our local comic (and etc.) convention was a great time, and we'd like to share it with you! Here's what we saw, did, and bought at 2018's Chicago Comic and Entertainment Expo. Below are links to just about everything we mention: https://comicvine.gamespot.com/tom-king/4040-49258/ Cook https://katiecandrawblog.wordpress.com/ http://oneshotpodcast.com/ Guardians of the Galaxy Panel, with Dave Bautista and Sean Gunn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSBBEvXglXY http://thetwelv...
Episode 32: They're Also Mobsters
April 26, 2018 05:12 - 1 hour - 58 MBWelcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 32: Prisoners by Cristine Chambers; directed by Jennifer Phang Cheryl agitates for police abolition as our heroes kidnap their enemies. Plural! Unknown to one another! One of them dies! I love small town living.
Episode 31: Thespian Terrorism
April 19, 2018 05:21 - 1 hour - 68.8 MBWelcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 31: A Night to Remember by Arabella Anderson & Tessa Leigh Williams; directed by Jason Stone Do Me a Favor and Open Your Heart to the musical episode. The Destruction was A Night We'll Never Forget, Once You See Unsuspecting Hearts. I Remember How Those Boys Could Dance, And Eve Was Weak. Carrie, You Shine. Why Not Me In Evening Prayers? Epilogue: Unsuspecting Hearts - Reprise
Bonus 7: Segment Special
April 14, 2018 01:55 - 44 minutes - 35.8 MBLet us help ease the wait in this last break by bringing back some old segments! First, we give Archie's original appearance the Digest the Digest treatment. Then, we look at Midge's shift from Page to Screen. We finish with another fanfic about what adventure Polly might have found in Thornhill.
Episode 30: God and Gucci Willing
March 29, 2018 05:17 - 1 hour - 57.5 MBWelcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 30: The Noose Tightens by Britta Lundin & Brian E. Paterson; directed by Alexis Ostrander Nana Rose and young love will not die. Archie's loyalty and arm will not bend. Alice's house and eyebrows will not fall.
Episode 29: *Exasperated Grunt*
March 22, 2018 05:19 - 1 hour - 51.7 MBWelcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 29: Primary Colors by James DeWille; directed by Sherwin Shilati Veronica runs for office. Archie runs his mouth. Cheryl runs for cover.
Episode 28: War Baby
March 15, 2018 05:21 - 1 hour - 56.5 MBWelcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 28: There Will be Blood by Aaron Allen, directed by Mark Piznarski Everyone references their favorite Robert Redford movies as it's time to pick a new mayor. Meanwhile, the Blossom fortune is divided and the Lodges' secret comes out.
Episode 27: Kisses To All
March 08, 2018 05:59 - 1 hour - 54.8 MBWelcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 27: The Hills Have eyes; by Ross Maxwell, directed by David Katzenberg Our heroes test their unbreakable bonds on a remote retreat, the rest of the teens discover that life goes on without them. Was Cheryl's bombshell a dud? Is anyone telling Kevin the truth? HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS NEW MOVIE "LOVE, SIMON"!?
Bonus 6: The Musical
March 03, 2018 06:18 - 1 hour - 49.8 MBWith Riverdale's February break nearly over, we look ahead to the most anticipated event in television history: Riverdale High's production of Carrie: The Musical! We break down the casting notice and cast bios, then discuss what we think each kid used for their audition pieces. Just, let us be theater nerds, okay? We don't get all up in your business about whatever your thing is.
Episode 26: Typical Cooper House Lunacy
February 08, 2018 05:57 - 59 minutes - 41.2 MBWelcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 26: The Tell-Tale Heart by Michael Grassi; Directed by Julie Plec Archie makes a choice. Mayor McCoy clears her schedule. Spring cleaning comes early to the Cooper home. The next episode of Riverdale airs on March 7, but we're planning to release two special episodes over the break!
Episode 25: Papa Poutine
February 01, 2018 05:54 - 1 hour - 51.2 MBWelcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 25: The Wicked and the Divine by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Rachel Talalay Archie is a dedicated young employee, even helping his new boss dispose of some greasy leftovers. Jughead checks on how his patient has been healing. Veronica finds the Lord.
Episode 24: Video Gigolo, Webcam Boy, Cyber-Trick
January 25, 2018 06:20 - 1 hour - 64.2 MBWelcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 24: The Wrestler by Greg Murray & Devon Turner; Directed by Gregg Araki Riverdale's neon melodrama cuts close to home with an episode on the legacy of genocide, the destruction of racist monuments, and the appropriation of these struggles. Also, horny teens do goofy shit.
Episode 23: Fascist Barbie
January 18, 2018 06:11 - 1 hour - 59.3 MBWelcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 23: The Blackboard Jungle by Britta Lundin & Brian E. Paterson; Directed by Tim Hunter The Cooper family grows, along with Riverdale High class sizes. Archie gets deputized. Is this the most honest buck a Blossom has ever made? What if "fantasy fulfillmen" just means birthday clown? Does Serpents & Swords suffer from caster supremacy? Us playing with OneShot on Twitch! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/217689200 The N...
Memory Lane 4: Archie Meets the Punisher
January 02, 2018 03:23 - 55 minutes - 44.4 MBThis episode covers Archie Meets The Punisher; a comic by Batton Lash, art by John Buscema and Stan Goldberg Twenty-three years before our beloved show hit the air, there was another experiment at mixing the Archie gang with a contemporary, gritty tone with drug trafficking, a vigilante killer, and Miss Grundy getting all horned up. This book became infamous for its cover alone, but it turns out what's inside is REALLY DANG GOOD!
Episode 22: Ho Merry Ho
December 14, 2017 05:49 - 1 hour - 53.7 MBWelcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 22: Silent Night, Deadly Night by Shepard Boucher; Directed by Rob Seidenglanz The Hood is revealed! But first, Jughead takes up amateur surgery, Cheryl learns to budget, and Veronica founds a DSA chapter. Which teen strikes you as a Bernardo? Does FP buy any home decor that isn't "as seen on TV"? How old is too old to talk about these kids?
Episode 21: Brawny and Devoted
December 07, 2017 05:27 - 54 minutes - 44 MBWelcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 21: The House of the Devil Riverdale's hottest club is The White Worm. Founded by refugees from the Salem Witch Trials, they only serve alcohol to parties including minors. This place has everything: Retirement parties, woefully inappropriate karaoke, and the Snake Dance (that thing where you join a gang by making people old enough to be your grandpa all horny)
Episode 20: The Reckoning is Upon Us
November 30, 2017 05:54 - 1 hour - 48.5 MBWelcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 20: Tales from the Dark Side by James DeWille; directed by Dawn Wilkinson This episode is a tale in three chapters. After the recap we try some Jingle Jangle and do an old-fashioned trip report. Has Archie Found his spirit animal? What terror lurks in the hearts of janitors? How many hotel rooms can one mayor have?
Bonus 5: Riverdale Roulette
November 23, 2017 03:17 - 35 minutes - 28.4 MBWho is the Black Hood? We leave no stone unturned to find the true culprit. Listeners also contribute their own theories. Rules for Riverdale Roulette: -Hit random page on the Riverdale Wiki. The character or set of characters that come up is/are the Black Hood. Explain how. -Pages for actors count as their characters. -Re-roll on pages for places, events, episodes, or other non-characters.
Episode 19: Little Straws of Death
November 16, 2017 06:11 - 1 hour - 49 MBWelcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 19: Death Proof by Tessa Leigh Williams & Arabella Anderson; directed by Maggie Kiley Relationships get repaired as cars head for wrecks. Ever successfully dump the guy you like, but have the crazed murderer keep clinging? Is the Sugar Man defeated by dissolution in water? Were The Ghoulies founded as a The Crow fanclub? Featuring a special appearance by Donald Duck's emphysema suffering cousin.
Episode 18: Guardianship of the Beast
November 09, 2017 05:52 - 57 minutes - 46.4 MBWelcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 18: When a Stranger Calls by Aaron Allen; directed by Ellen Pressman (CW: This episode features an attempted rape) Something is rotten in the state of Bughead. Nick isn't very saintly. The Hood arranges a scavenger hunt of tears. What's your serial killer ringtone? When buying shoes to perform in, do you test kick someone in the face before leaving the store?
Episode 17: Wilbur Wilkins
November 02, 2017 04:17 - 52 minutes - 36.4 MBWelcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 17: The Town that Dreaded Sundown by Amanda Lasher; directed by Allison Anders It turns out Betty inspired the whole town back at the Jubilee. Archie gets to know his neighbors better. Veronica makes the #1 design on TeeFlurry
Episode 16: We Will Hunt You
October 26, 2017 04:48 - 1 hour - 44.4 MBWelcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 16: The Watcher in the Woods by Ross Maxwell; directed by Kevin Sullivan Archie begins a club for service-minded young beefcake as Kevin trawls the darkness for love. The Black Hood makes his presence known while Hiram advances his plans in secret. Who mind-wiped Jughead between his first South Side enrollment and now? Does Dilton have a permit for that knife? How many musicals can we mention in one episode?
Episode 15: Death Diner
October 19, 2017 04:18 - 57 minutes - 39.4 MBWelcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 15: Nighthawks by Michael Grassi; directed by Allison Anders Archie thinks the world revolves around him as the town descends into severe Cialis addictions chasing a sugar high. Meanwhile, one classic Archie character gets her debut, and another is re-introduced. Can Betty's spunk save us all? What can't Hiram buy? Did the sudden snowmelt cause severe flooding in Canada?