Settle the Score
91 episodes - English - Latest episode: 9 months ago - ★★★★★ - 87 ratingsSettle the Score is all about the 2019 World Cup. We're comedians, feminists, and we love soccer with a passion. Whether you're hoping to learn the ins-and-outs of all the drama so you can enjoy every moment of the tournament this summer, or you want some tactical analysis, you've come to the right place!
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Four Stars :(
August 08, 2023 23:00 - 31 minutes - 21.7 MBOn today's show Allyson and Madalyn discuss the USWNT's loss to Sweden in their first knockout match of the World Cup. We talk Vlatko replacements, that nail-biting penalty shootout, and all about what needs to change before the Olympics. Let us know what you thought about our early exit at [email protected]. Check out the excellent World Cup calendar here!
All the USA v. Portugal Hub-hub
August 05, 2023 23:00 - 35 minutes - 24.7 MBWe're on the eve of the USWNT v. Sweden match, and we're finally able to talk about that Portugal draw. We go into tomorrow's match with some pretty grim predictions, and discuss all of the discussion around Carli Lloyd's comments about the team. Let us know what you think at [email protected].
Horan de Donk
July 31, 2023 00:00 - 29 minutes - 20.3 MBAllyson and Madalyn, tragically, both agree that the USA is not winning the World Cup after their 1-1 performance against The Netherlands. They discuss DeMelo's surprising start, Horan's header of revenge, and what the chances look like against Portugal. How are you going to watch this 3AM game? Let us know at [email protected].
Julie Ertz Soothes Our Souls
July 23, 2023 15:00 - 30 minutes - 21.2 MBIt's the World Cup!!! On today's episode we talk about the USWNT's 3-0 win over Vietnam in the first group stage game. Julie Ertz and Savannah DeMelo had surprising starts, Trinity Rodman almost went down in the first minute, and Sophia Smith was involved in all three goals! Let us know what you thought at [email protected].
Are You An Optimist or An Optimistic Pessimist?
July 16, 2023 15:00 - 28 minutes - 19.5 MBOn today's episode we discuss the USWNT's 2-0 win over Wales. Was it the perfectly bland send-off game that you're looking for right before a major tournament? Or a medicore harbinger of things to come? We discuss Trinity's two goals, our preferred forward line, and which of us is the flight attendant, the passenger, and the pilot.
It's Cupping Season!!!!
June 27, 2023 18:00 - 30 minutes - 21.1 MBWe're baaaack!!! The World Cup roster has dropped and Allyson and Madalyn are here for it. And frankly, they have more World Cups under their belts than most of these call-ups. Will our backline survive without Becky? Does Savannah DeMelo deserve the nod? Can Sophia Smith and an on-form Lynne Williams make up for Mal's absence? Let us know what you think at [email protected].
But What About That Midfield?
February 24, 2023 01:00 - 45 minutes - 31.4 MBOn today's show we talk about the three USWNT victories in the She Believes Cup. Mallory Swanson is on fire, Crystal Dunn and Naomi Girma are bringing us hope, and Lindsay Horan is...confusing. Overall, we think the team is trending in the right direction. Let us know what you think at [email protected] or on Instagram @scorepod!
World Cup Dress Rehearsal
January 23, 2023 21:00 - 48 minutes - 33.1 MBOn today's show we discuss the two USWNT wins versus New Zealand! What was the difference between the uninspiring first and pretty good second halves of the first match? Who made a better case for themselves for making that World Cup squad? Does Vlatko know what he's doing?? Let us know what you think at [email protected].
USWNT Live at Wembley
October 14, 2022 18:00 - 42 minutes - 29.3 MBOn today's episode we discuss two disappointing matches- or were they? Was the 2-1 USWNT loss to England at Wembley really deserved? What was up with that off-sides call? Were there some bright spots to be found, despite the dismal second game against Spain? Well, no, not really. We also discuss the Yates report, and Madalyn's new baby!
Dick, Kerr Ladies FC and Abby Wambach's Sister
August 25, 2022 16:00 - 59 minutes - 41.2 MBToday Settle the Score brings you a very special episode! We recently read a new graphic memoir by Kelcey Ervick called The Keeper and fell in love with it! It explores everything we love to talk about on the show- the intersection of soccer and feminism and how soccer is so much more than just a sport for us (and also, very much a sport). We had a chance to talk to Kelcey, and we think you'll really enjoy our conversation. As a former college goalkeeper, Kelcey got to play against Brian...
Alex Morgan Finishes
July 19, 2022 19:00 - 50 minutes - 34.8 MBThe USWNT is headed to the 2023 World Cup and the 2024 Olympics! Phew! After all the handwringing, we discuss their 1-0 win over Canada, as well as the 3-0 win over Costa Rica. We dissect Alex Morgan's stone cold PK, the defensive line's solid performance over Canada, and Lindsay Horan's apparent return to form in the final. We also have questions. What's the deal with that Alex Morgan quote saying one player wasn't working in Vlatko's system? And what the heck is going on with the amou...
Vlatko Needs To Let It Simmer
July 12, 2022 18:00 - 43 minutes - 30.3 MBOn today's podcast we talk about the two USWNT victories against Jamaica and Mexico. Unfortunately, there wasn't too much for us to love about that performance against Mexico, and we try to figure out what exactly is going on with Vlatko. Is this a player problem, a him problem? But hey, at least Naomi Girma is looking good, Sophia scored two more goals, and we finally scored a PK thanks to Kristie Mewis. Thoughts on the match? You can email us at [email protected].
Gel Like Jello, Or Gel Like Deodorant?
July 05, 2022 16:00 - 33 minutes - 23 MBOn today's episode, we discuss the latest USWNT 3-0 win over Haiti. Even though we mostly agreed with Vlatko's personnel choices, we're starting to wonder how best to let these young ones gel together. We also discuss Alex Morgan's excellent two goals, what it means that Megan Rapinoe still has such an impact, and ask what the heck was going on with that VAR!?! You can find us on Twitter or Instagram @scorepod, or send us an email at [email protected].
Allyson Called Ashley Sanchez
July 01, 2022 17:00 - 50 minutes - 34.7 MBToday we break down the two USWNT wins over Colombia. And even though Sophia Smith and Rose combined to score twice, and Ashley Sanchez was a definite bright spot, and Emily Fox gives off the aura of a five-year veteran with only fourteen caps, we may be just a little bit worried about that whole Olympic qualifying thing. We discuss predictions for the tournament, Megan Rapinoe's Presidential Medal of Honor, and how best use Andi Sullivan.
Okay, No One Else Get Injured
June 24, 2022 19:00 - 43 minutes - 29.9 MBSettle the Score is so happy to be back! We fill you in on what we've been up to during our break, discuss who made the roster, and really, discuss who didn't make the roster due to injury. We also talk about the Christen Press controversy, and Megan Rapinoe's inclusion despite her barely playing a minute in the NWSL. Want to share your thoughts on the roster? Email us at [email protected], or find us on Instagram or Twitter at scorepod.
Macario and Pugh and Smith, Oh My!
April 13, 2022 19:00 - 1 hour - 41.3 MBOn today's show we talk all about the two USWNT versus Uzbekistan. How well was this new front three clicking, whose fault was the Uzbekistan goal, and how good is Emily Fox going to end up being? Plus, we talk all about the various USWNT pregnancies and injuries that are changing the makeup of the team, and a little bit about some personal news for Allyson and Madalyn!
SHE BELIEVES IN 22 MILLION DOLLARS
February 25, 2022 22:00 - 51 minutes - 35.6 MBWe're back! Happy New Year, happy She Believes Cup, and happy the USWNT finally getting at least some of what they deserve from US Soccer. We talk about what the historical payout means to us, and we discuss Vlatko's very young She Believes squad. Plus, we go in depth on Macario's goals, fawn over Emily Fox, and wonder exactly what we'll all do without Julie Ertz this year. Let us know your thoughts at [email protected].
USWNT 4.0
December 02, 2021 19:00 - 51 minutes - 35.2 MBOn today's episode, we chat all about the two USWNT vs. Australia matches away in Australia. It was exciting to watch so many players get their first caps! We talk about the incredible Casey Murphy, all the possibilities for the defensive and forward lines, and that very unfortunate own Becky goal in the second game. What did you think? Let us know at [email protected].
Goodbye Carli
November 02, 2021 20:00 - 45 minutes - 31.6 MBOn today's episode we say our final goodbye to Carli Lloyd (except for her post-season run with Gotham FC- she never stops). The USWNT drew Korea and then crushed them 6-0 in a fascinating pair of matches. It was Lindsay Horan's 100th cap. And we speculate a lot on what all this fanfare for Carli means for the fate of Megan Rapinoe, Becky Sauerbrunn, and Kelley O'Hara. Let us know who YOU think should get a roster spot for the upcoming potential Australia matches in November.
Accountability. Period.
October 06, 2021 17:00 - 33 minutes - 23.3 MBOn today's episode we talk about the bombshell news reported by Meg Linehan at The Athletic that Paul Riley has a history of sexual coercion, and that it has been systematically covered up by the NWSL for years. It's a sad and difficult thing to talk about. It's important to end the NWSL's culture of silence and hold those who did not protect the players accountable. If you'd like to talk more about today's episode, you can email us at [email protected].
Carli vs. The New New Kids
September 22, 2021 21:00 - 40 minutes - 27.7 MBOn our SEASON 4 PREMIERE we talk about the USWNT's return to the scene with their two games against Paraguay. The 9-0 and 8-0 wins were remarkable mostly in the intense spotlight being shone on Carli and seemingly no one else, and the team's re-introduction to the likes of Macario, Andi Sullivan, Sophia Smith, and even Mal Pugh. Send us your thoughts on the two matches at [email protected].
BRONZE
August 06, 2021 22:00 - 48 minutes - 33.4 MBOn this season of Settle the Score's final show, we talk about the USWNT's 4-3 victory over Australia, Canada's dramatic win over Sweden in penalties, and THOSE Sam Kerr/Kristie Mewis picks. We also talk about our hopes for the future of our team, and have all the feels about this being some of our favorite players' last tournament. Thoughts? Email us at [email protected].
Maybe This Is Therapy
August 03, 2021 17:00 - 47 minutes - 32.6 MBWe lost. The USWNT went out in the Olympic semifinal to Canada, in a 1-0 slog of a match. It wasn't the outcome we wanted, of course, and we process our feelings and what we think went wrong on the show today. If you're as sad as we are, we hope you find the conversation cathartic. Plus, we end on a bright note with our true feelings on the future of the team, and news about the equal pay lawsuit!
USA 2 - OFFSIDE 1,000
July 30, 2021 19:00 - 45 minutes - 31.3 MBWHEW. That was an extremely close call. On today's episode we walk you through the gut-wrenching roller-coaster that was the USWNT's Olympic quarterfinal versus The Netherlands. We give props to Miedema, give huger props/apologies to player of the match Alyssa Naeher, and wonder what exactly Vlatko was thinking with those subs. Have your own take on the game? Let us know at [email protected].
It Didn't Get Much Better
July 28, 2021 19:00 - 45 minutes - 31.1 MBOn today's episode we talk about the USWNT's 6-1 win over New Zealand and their 0-0 tie with Australia in the Olympics. Look. It's not a real optimistic episode. The gals didn't give us much to work with, but we share our high points, as well as our predictions for Friday's match against The Netherlands. Let us know your thoughts at [email protected].
YIKES
July 22, 2021 18:00 - 43 minutes - 29.9 MBWoof, that USWNT vs. Sweden match was a tough one! We dissect our 3-0 loss and try to figure out what the heck was going on with our gals!?! And what will Vlatko do to come back from it on Saturday versus New Zealand? Need to rant? Need to be consoled? Email us at [email protected].
Our Gals Have Landed In Tokyo!!
July 08, 2021 19:00 - 49 minutes - 33.9 MBThe USWNT has landed in Tokyo, and we are here to discuss their send-off series against Mexico. We talk about both 4-0 wins, the triumphant return of Tobin Heath, the tragedy that was Christen Press's "offside" goal, and whether or not Rapinoe is fit enough to start. Let us know your thoughts at [email protected]!
Quick Roster Thoughts
June 23, 2021 22:00 - 12 minutes - 8.79 MBWE GOT THE ROSTER!!!!!! At this point we've been waiting a year longer than we thought we would for this, so needless to say we could not wait to share our thoughts with you. Let us know what you think of Vlatko's 18 at [email protected].
Carli's Old, Christen's Amazing, Kristie Deserves a Spot
June 18, 2021 18:00 - 58 minutes - 40.4 MBOH. MY. GOODNESS. We talk for a full hour today about the last three USWNT games versus Portugal, Jamaica, and Nigeria. We got a lot of helpful data in the lead up to the 2021 Olympic Games, and can't wait to share all of our predictions and opinions with you. We're pretty sure we know who's on that plane, pending a healthy Tobin Heath and Julie Ertz. Plus, we break down all the goals, including Sam's killer header, Carli's oldest ever, and Christen's incredible screamer in the Nigeria m...
BACK IN PERSON!!!!!!
May 27, 2021 22:00 - 45 minutes - 31.3 MBOn today's episode, Allyson and Madalyn are overjoyed to be podcasting in person after over a year apart! It's a doozy of an episode, where we wonder if Vlatko is just another Jill, talk about how in trouble the USWNT could be without Julie Ertz, question FIFA's desire to make the World Cup biennial, and beam with pride over Orlando Pride's first place standing in the NWSL! Reach out to us at [email protected].
Midge Purce Is Our Role Model
May 06, 2021 18:00 - 36 minutes - 24.9 MBOn today's show we talk about the USWNT's 2021 Tokyo Olympics draw into Group G with Sweden, their upcoming friendlies, and the NWSL Challenge Cup this Saturday with Gotham and the Portland Thorns! Plus, Allyson breaks down the tastiest new treat from Trader Joe's to eat for the upcoming match against Portugal! Shoot us an email at [email protected].
We Should Have Lost To Sweden
April 15, 2021 18:00 - 48 minutes - 33.3 MBToday's episode is DRAMA, DRAMA, DRAMA. We discuss two very interesting USWNT matches against Sweden and France, the next stage of the team's lawsuit, and where we think Vlatko is at with Lynn Williams and Carli Lloyd. Then, we dig into the astounding number of controversies from just the very first week of the NWSL season, and praise the new Gotham FC rebrand! Shoot us an email with your thoughts at [email protected].
Would You Sit Next To Megan Rapinoe on the Plane to Tokyo?
March 30, 2021 18:00 - 37 minutes - 25.6 MBOn today's episode, we'll be honest, there's not a ton of USWNT or NWSL happenings to talk about. Instead, we check in before the Sweden and France games in April, and ask ourselves some very entertaining hypothetical questions about the upcoming Olympic Games! Shoot us an email at [email protected].
The One Where Tobin Deletes Her Instagram
March 15, 2021 18:00 - 38 minutes - 26.7 MBOn today's show, we belatedly discuss the USWNT win at the She Believes Cup, talk about the upcoming NWSL Challenge Cup, and do a prettttty long deep dive into what's going on with Tobin's Instgram, as well as her chances of making the World Cup roster. We also discuss some listener mail about our Sonnett comments last time. Let us know what you think at [email protected].
The Lynn Williams Conspiracy Theory
February 24, 2021 18:00 - 53 minutes - 36.7 MBOn today's show we recap the USWNT's first two incredible games of the She Believes Cup! We talk lineups, we talk how Christen Press is at PEAK Christen Press right now, and we fully agree that Sonnett doesn't need any more playing time. And Allyson tries to stop Madalyn from believing in her far-fetched "Vlatko starting Lynn Williams in the Olympics" conspiracy theories. Most importantly, we celebrate Ali and Ash's new daughter Sloane Phillips! If you have any thoughts, or are a staunch...
Football Is Life!
February 08, 2021 19:00 - 59 minutes - 41.1 MBOn this episode we delve into our deep love of Apple TV+'s Ted Lasso. Sure, the show is not technically about women's soccer, but it IS the only soccer sitcom on tv, and Ted Lasso won us over hard, just like he does everyone. We try to convince you to give the show a shot if you haven't seen it, and then we move into spoilers. So whether or not you've seen the show yet, we won't ruin anything for you without warning. And we STRONGLY suggest that you watch! Football is life!!! Let us ...
Baby Carli Lloyd
January 25, 2021 19:00 - 55 minutes - 37.9 MBWOW. On today's episode we talk all about the two USWNT games against Colombia last week. The Mewis hat-trick, that Macario goal, Tierna Davidson's almost flawless game on Friday, and defenders playing offense. Okay, let's be real, we talk about Macario A LOT. We revisit everyone's chances to make the Olympic roster (and whether or not they're even going to happen...). Plus, Allyson describes her very strange dream where she reveals that Carli Lloyd may actually be a Benjamin Button. ...
Is 2021 the Year of the Return of Megan Rapinoe?
January 15, 2021 22:00 - 50 minutes - 34.5 MBWe're back with our first episode of 2021, and there's no shortage of women's soccer news to analyze. We go over the current USWNT camp roster, the upcoming matches against Colombia and the She Believes Cup in February! Plus, we probably butcher the new federation/allocation money rules in the NWSL and dish on all the hottest goss from the NWSL college draft. Have a question? Email us at [email protected].
A Good Bad Year: USWNT 2020 Top 10
December 16, 2020 21:00 - 51 minutes - 35.5 MBIt's our last episode of 2020! On today's show we count down our top 10 women's soccer moments of the year. We also choose our top 5 USWNT players and our top 3 goals. Plus, we make predictions for the 2021 Olympics roster, and give a MASSIVE thank you to all our listeners! Doing this podcast has been a highlight for us during this mostly bad year, so THANK YOU for listening and letting us know your thoughts! Have more thoughts? What were your top 10 moments? What did we miss? Email ...
Unexpected Returns: The USWNT and Kristie Mewis
December 02, 2020 21:00 - 47 minutes - 32.7 MB2020 was starting to make us think we weren't getting any more USWNT games. But thankfully they played a brilliant match against The Netherlands last Friday. We discuss the match in great detail, the lack of apparent rust the team showed, the return of Kristie Mewis, and the new USSF lawsuit news, and more! Shoot us an email at [email protected].
Tobin Heath Lives in Kentucky Now?!?!
November 13, 2020 18:00 - 42 minutes - 29 MBOkay, so maybe Tobin Heath doesn't live in Kentucky now, but her NWSL rights are technically owned by Racing Louisville! Hers AND Christen Press'. On today's show, we discuss everything that went down in the NWSL Expansion Draft last night. We wildly speculate about what effect Angel City will have on all of this, mourn the loss of Cudjoe from Sky Blue, and wonder what the heck OL Reign is going to do about its total lack of any goalkeeper. Plus, we dish on Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe's e...
Expansion Draft Drama
October 29, 2020 18:00 - 44 minutes - 30.4 MBJust in time for Halloween, we predict which NWSL teams might be facing some spoooooky Racing Louisville FC expansion draft drama! We also dive deep into the recent USWNT camp, and express our effusive love for Becky Sauerbrunn. Shoot us an email at [email protected]!
Welcome to the Team, Macario
October 13, 2020 16:00 - 42 minutes - 29.3 MBOn today's episode we discuss the USWNT October camp call-ups, gush about how excited we are for Macario's citizenship, and relive last weekend's three NWSL matches. Let us know what you think at [email protected].
Q: Which Players Have the Best-Selling MU Jerseys?
October 07, 2020 22:00 - 51 minutes - 35.2 MBA: Christen Press and Tobin Heath! BOOM! They have outsold the men in the first three days! We also discuss the upcoming USWNT camp, who our new call-ups would be, and everything about the NWSL Fall Series, including the not-so-triumphant return of the Orlando Pride with Sydney Leroux, Ali Krieger, and the human shield, Ashlyn Harris. Who would your call ups to the October camp be? Email us your picks at [email protected]
Christen and Tobin (Sign With) United Together
September 09, 2020 18:00 - 45 minutes - 31.6 MBOn today's episode we discuss the NWSL Fall Series, Sky Blue's win over the Washington Spirit, Tobin and Christen's move to Manchester United, and what's been going on with the Utah Royals. Let us know what you think about all these WOSO-goings-on at [email protected]!
Move It Like Mia?!
August 24, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 50.7 MBToday we discuss the beloved 2002 soccer feature film, Bend It Like Beckham. From Jess's absurd ability to lie to her parents constantly to Jules's midriff-baring costumes, we discuss the entire movie in all its glorious Beckham-loving detail. Let us know what you think about it at [email protected].
JJ Stands and Mewis Moves
August 11, 2020 18:00 - 33 minutes - 23.3 MBToday's episode is a quick catch up, since we received a lot of mail about Julie Ertz standing during the anthem at the NWSL Challenge Cup Final. We also discuss Sam Mewis's move to Manchester City, and other post-Cup NWSL talk. Reach out to us with your opinions on JJ's decision to stand at [email protected].
Houston Dash Are The Champions
July 27, 2020 17:00 - 50 minutes - 34.7 MBCongratulations to the Houston Dash, the 2020 NWSL Challenge Cup champions! In today's episode we discuss the semi-finals, Sky Blue's improving prospects, and the Dash's perfectly good win over Chicago. We also dig deep into the NWSL top 11 and offer some of our own choices, guess what Vlatko was writing in that notebook, and wonder what we're going to do now that the tournament is over. You can always reach out to us at [email protected].
Quarterfinal PK-Palooza
July 21, 2020 18:00 - 49 minutes - 34.2 MBIt has been an absolutely unbelievable week in women's soccer. We kick off the episode with how excited we are about the new 2022 NWSL team Angel City, then dig into every NWSL Champions Cup quarter final and make our predictions for the semis. Let us know your take on this tournament at [email protected].
Living in the Bubble
July 14, 2020 17:00 - 47 minutes - 32.7 MBIn today's episode we question what toll living in the bubble is starting to take on the NWSL players, Portland's inability to win any games, and Sky Blue's proud performance agains the unstoppable North Carolina Courage. Plus, we give our predictions for the Challenge Cup's quarterfinals.