We both know you are only here because we talked about the episode description in this episode. It’s ok. I’m just happy someone is finally reading these things. This week Theo and Will talk about “Goldfinger” and the creepiness of early James Bond movies, what interviews for the position of interviewer are like, another round of “Is this the Onion?” with stories of Chinese surveillance, sleeping in mattress stores, and a foot found in a Goodwill shoe, a very screwy reading of Pompeii Graffiti, a new segment called “Knockoff Nation” in which Theo compiled a list of products and the products that rip them off including Bimbows, Robert Cop, Scribbles, Goo Girls, etc., and Will reads news reports about an old man fight in a Costco over free samples, a parrot being used as a murder witness, and an insect heist for the ages.