Segment City Episode 125 - Extreme Ooze for Extreme Dudes

Are you sure you’re TOUGH and MACHO enough for this OOOOOZE?! Well, just rub it on your groin and it will give you the toughest thing of all: CANCER!

This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the Theo’s disastrous tasting of lobster ice cream, not knowing other people’s pooping habits, Theo begins his eternal “Pumpkin Spice Watch” where he goes into some wacky pumpkin spice flavored foods (and other products), Will goes over the strange Tumblr archetype of the “Tumblr Sexyman” aka sexifying a villainous character into a skinny white boy (even if they aren’t one in their original form) including the Onceler, Bill Cypher, and the clock from “Don’t Touch Me I’m Scared”, Theo asks Will “Is This ‘The Onion’?” with stories of Congressmen promising not to eat dog penis again (again?!), the new company BroSludge selling Orange Guck for men’s genitals, and trying to run over a child with a Tesla to show it can’t run over a child, and Will goes over some extremely good animals that have diplomas (usually in an effort to catch fraud but it’s still cute).

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