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Schnitt Talk

283 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 4 years ago - ★★★★★ - 4.7K ratings

Ellie is your everyday relatable chick just trying to live her best life. She and her producer Alanna talk dating, relationships, beauty, social media, workplace etiquette, and anything else your typical twenty-something might deal with. They might not have all the answers, but they'll figure them out right along with you.

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Snacc: Dirty Talk with Nikki Glaser

October 11, 2019 07:00

The hilarious Nikki Glaser joins this week's Snacc episode to discuss an easy guide for dirty talk, how to make him stick around, texting do's and dont's for guys and much more!

E52 It's Cuffing Szn, Bitches

October 08, 2019 09:00

Thats right everybody, it's that time of year again. Cuffing season. Let's get into the ins and outs of enjoying this lovely fall with your new temporary boyfriend (2:00) WMTSTW is the push you might need to finally get out of that relationship that you know deep down isn't working  (20:20) FTB if your girlfriend is being a bitch, you need to run through this checklist before you know if its a true issue or not (37:55) Songs: Like Me Better by Lauv The Shine by ayokay ft. Chelsea Cutle...

E52 It's Cuffing Szn, Bitches

October 08, 2019 09:00

Thats right everybody, it's that time of year again. Cuffing season. Let's get into the ins and outs of enjoying this lovely fall with your new temporary boyfriend (2:00) WMTSTW is the push you might need to finally get out of that relationship that you know deep down isn't working  (20:20) FTB if your girlfriend is being a bitch, you need to run through this checklist before you know if its a true issue or not (37:55) Songs: Like Me Better by Lauv The Shine by ayokay ft. Chelsea Cutler...

Snacc: Young Dumb & Extremely Broke

October 04, 2019 09:00

Possibly the most immature episode ever as we talk about being completely broke, both getting denied for credit cards, being really bad at sex, and Netflix & Chill. This is 23 ya'll    Songs: Young Dumb & Broke by Khalid  Like Me Better by Lauv

Snacc: Young Dumb & Extremely Broke

October 04, 2019 09:00

Possibly the most immature episode ever as we talk about being completely broke, both getting denied for credit cards, being really bad at sex, and Netflix & Chill. This is 23 ya'll    Songs: Young Dumb & Broke by Khalid  Like Me Better by Lauv

E51 Buy U A Drank

October 01, 2019 09:00

In this week's episode we're talking about the most important people you have to impress in your new relationship: your boyfriend's girlfriends. Don't be intimidated, these girls want to like you, and they have a lot more power than you think. (1:50) For FTB's we might be committing treason against our gender, but this is something the men who listen to this podcast deserve to hear!  (19:45) WMTSTW is about being a fixer in a relationship, and how that is not sustainable. (34:45) Listene...

E51 Buy U A Drank

October 01, 2019 09:00

In this week's episode we're talking about the most important people you have to impress in your new relationship: your boyfriend's girlfriends. Don't be intimidated, these girls want to like you, and they have a lot more power than you think. (1:50) For FTB's we might be committing treason against our gender, but this is something the men who listen to this podcast deserve to hear!  (19:45) WMTSTW is about being a fixer in a relationship, and how that is not sustainable. (34:45) Listener...

Snacc: Bomb P***y Syndrome

September 27, 2019 09:00

Is your boyfriend/ girlfriend overstaying their welcome and making your roommates uncomfortable?  Are you the shitty roommate? (9:55) FTB: what do you do if you can't last long? (14:20) Do you suffer from BPS?  Which Spiderman is THE Spiderman? (if its not Toby McGuire, gtfo)  

Snacc: Bomb P***y Syndrome

September 27, 2019 09:00

Is your boyfriend/ girlfriend overstaying their welcome and making your roommates uncomfortable?  Are you the shitty roommate? (9:55) FTB: what do you do if you can't last long? (14:20) Do you suffer from BPS?  Which Spiderman is THE Spiderman? (if its not Toby McGuire, gtfo)  

E50 Revealing Your Crazy

September 24, 2019 08:30

Happy 50th Episode! Thanks to everyone for being here for this ride, love you all so much! We're throwing it back to some topics from earlier episodes. Remember Flipping' The Crazy Switch? We're talking how to slowly reveal your crazy in a new relationship without scaring your new man away (3:25) From Safe Sex Is Sexy we're giving a quick reminder and pep talk on safe sex and STD's (22:30) And we're giving a seasonal update for FTB and talking some go to outfits the ladies want to see you...

E50 Revealing Your Crazy

September 24, 2019 08:30

Happy 50th Episode! Thanks to everyone for being here for this ride, love you all so much! We're throwing it back to some topics from earlier episodes. Remember Flipping' The Crazy Switch? We're talking how to slowly reveal your crazy in a new relationship without scaring your new man away (3:25) From Safe Sex Is Sexy we're giving a quick reminder and pep talk on safe sex and STD's (22:30) And we're giving a seasonal update for FTB and talking some go to outfits the ladies want to see you ...

Snacc: Sex On The First Date?

September 20, 2019 09:00

Is it weird to invite someone over if you don't want to hook up with them? (6:14) Should you wait to have sex with a guy you like? Does it really matter? (14:00) How crucial is physical/ sexual chemistry in a relationship? (15:45)   Song Cruel Summer by Taylor Swift <33333333333 

Snacc: Sex On The First Date?

September 20, 2019 09:00

Is it weird to invite someone over if you don't want to hook up with them? (6:14) Should you wait to have sex with a guy you like? Does it really matter? (14:00) How crucial is physical/ sexual chemistry in a relationship? (15:45)   Song Cruel Summer by Taylor Swift <33333333333 

E49 How To Be A Hot Girl

September 17, 2019 09:00

This week on Schnitt Talk we're giving you a crash course on how to convince people you're hot, regardless of your appearance. A few tweaks and tips will go a long way (2:45). WMTSTW has a nice little trick to remember every time your anxiety gets the best of you (24:40).  FTB's we're talking Football Season vs. Your Girlfriend. How do you keep her happy without compromising catching all the games (30:30).   Also, a tip for the perfect revenge when a guy lies about hooking up with you, ...

E49 How To Be A Hot Girl

September 17, 2019 09:00

This week on Schnitt Talk we're giving you a crash course on how to convince people you're hot, regardless of your appearance. A few tweaks and tips will go a long way (2:45). WMTSTW has a nice little trick to remember every time your anxiety gets the best of you (24:40).  FTB's we're talking Football Season vs. Your Girlfriend. How do you keep her happy without compromising catching all the games (30:30).   Also, a tip for the perfect revenge when a guy lies about hooking up with you, o...

Snacc: Kelly Keegs

September 13, 2019 09:00

Kelly Keegs joins this week's Snacc episode to answer your DM's! What do you do if you hate your friends boyfriend? (12:25) Celebrating your friend's successes when you're unhappy with your life (17:00) Dealing with jealousy and bitterness  When is it okay to remain friends with your friend's ex? (27:15)

Snacc: Kelly Keegs

September 13, 2019 09:00

Kelly Keegs joins this week's Snacc episode to answer your DM's! What do you do if you hate your friends boyfriend? (12:25) Celebrating your friend's successes when you're unhappy with your life (17:00) Dealing with jealousy and bitterness  When is it okay to remain friends with your friend's ex? (27:15)

E48 Being Back-Burnered

September 10, 2019 11:40

The fun continues this week starting off with a few juicy announcements and some drama from over the weekend. Love a good rant and some tea. Tuesday Morning Thoughts this week we are jumping all the way back to 2012 and talking "things". Why did we ever stop using that term? It's the best way to describe this type of relationship fetus. Lets talk about the do's and don'ts of your new "thaaangg" (26:00). WMTSTW has a nice little meditation practice to use every time you start overthinking or...

E48 Being Back-Burnered

September 10, 2019 11:40

The fun continues this week starting off with a few juicy announcements and some drama from over the weekend. Love a good rant and some tea. Tuesday Morning Thoughts this week we are jumping all the way back to 2012 and talking "things". Why did we ever stop using that term? It's the best way to describe this type of relationship fetus. Lets talk about the do's and don'ts of your new "thaaangg" (26:00). WMTSTW has a nice little meditation practice to use every time you start overthinking or ...

Snacc ft. Lost Kings

September 06, 2019 09:00

Happy Friday! Lost Kings join this week's Snacc episode once again to discuss:  How long should you wait after a hook up to reach out, without seeming too eager?  Is Instagram ruining your relationship? Should you stop liking instagram models/ other girls pictures? Is social media ruining hook up culture? College tips and tricks

Snacc ft. Lost Kings

September 06, 2019 09:00

Happy Friday! Lost Kings join this week's Snacc episode once again to discuss:  How long should you wait after a hook up to reach out, without seeming too eager?  Is Instagram ruining your relationship? Should you stop liking instagram models/ other girls pictures? Is social media ruining hook up culture? College tips and tricks

E47 T**s Out For The Boys

September 03, 2019 08:30

Summer is already officially over! And although that's sad, we awkwardly realize that, hey, we're really ~really ~happy right now. Tuesday Morning Thoughts this week is all about navigating girl/friend code when it comes to hooking up with someone your friend has been with. When is it okay,  or is it ever even okay? (14:45) What My Therapist Said This Week is a reminder to stop feeding into unnecessary chaos and drama in your life, and embrace the quiet sometimes( 34:00). FTB, Ellie tells a ...

E47 T**s Out For The Boys

September 03, 2019 08:30

Summer is already officially over! And although that's sad, we awkwardly realize that, hey, we're really ~really ~happy right now. Tuesday Morning Thoughts this week is all about navigating girl/friend code when it comes to hooking up with someone your friend has been with. When is it okay,  or is it ever even okay? (14:45) What My Therapist Said This Week is a reminder to stop feeding into unnecessary chaos and drama in your life, and embrace the quiet sometimes( 34:00). FTB, Ellie tells a...

E46 Cat-Fighting Like A Lady

August 30, 2019 09:00

Are you ever so excited for something, and then it turns out to just suck? Four words, our company happy hour. "Friday" Morning Thoughts this week is about surviving long distance friendships, and realizing its okay to drift apart from people (16:30). Every wonder what our sighs are? We go into a pretty big tangent about astrology and read our charts, and they might surprise you (32:00). Everyone fights, but are you a graceful fighter? You may be ruining friendships/ relationships because of...

E46 Cat-Fighting Like A Lady

August 30, 2019 09:00

Are you ever so excited for something, and then it turns out to just suck? Four words, our company happy hour. "Friday" Morning Thoughts this week is about surviving long distance friendships, and realizing its okay to drift apart from people (16:30). Every wonder what our sighs are? We go into a pretty big tangent about astrology and read our charts, and they might surprise you (32:00). Everyone fights, but are you a graceful fighter? You may be ruining friendships/ relationships because o...

E45 Is "Lover" Taylor Swift's Best Album Yet?: A Full Review

August 27, 2019 09:00

Barstool Sports' Feitelberg and Nate join this week's episode for a full song by song review of the Lover album

E45 Is "Lover" Taylor Swift's Best Album Yet?: A Full Review

August 27, 2019 09:00

Barstool Sports' Feitelberg and Nate join this week's episode for a full song by song review of the Lover album

Snacc ft. Chelsea Cutler

August 23, 2019 09:00

Arguably one of the most talented musicians out right now, Chelsea Cutler, joins this week's podcast while at Lollapalooza to discuss her favorite songs, stories behind her lyrics, and much more (16:20). Also, we answer the DM, "is it wrong to wear your ex's/ old hookup's clothes that you stole if your in a new committed relationship?" 

Snacc ft. Chelsea Cutler

August 23, 2019 09:00

Arguably one of the most talented musicians out right now, Chelsea Cutler, joins this week's podcast while at Lollapalooza to discuss her favorite songs, stories behind her lyrics, and much more (16:20). Also, we answer the DM, "is it wrong to wear your ex's/ old hookup's clothes that you stole if your in a new committed relationship?" 

E44 Shacking Etiquette & Freshmen Year Orientation

August 20, 2019 09:00

It's that time of year again... school is about to start, and a lot of you will be going off the college for the first time. Tune in for some freshmen year of tips and tricks to get you through the major transition (9:20). We're talking the basics of shacking etiquette. How to know you need to leave your one night stands place immediately; as well as how to get your one night stand to leave your place... immediately. Do's and don'ts of a one night stand, and just basic common curiosity ( 36...

E44 Shacking Etiquette & Freshmen Year Orientation

August 20, 2019 09:00

It's that time of year again... school is about to start, and a lot of you will be going off the college for the first time. Tune in for some freshmen year of tips and tricks to get you through the major transition (9:20). We're talking the basics of shacking etiquette. How to know you need to leave your one night stands place immediately; as well as how to get your one night stand to leave your place... immediately. Do's and don'ts of a one night stand, and just basic common curiosity ( 36:...

Snacc: Hannah Berner

August 16, 2019 09:00

Hannah Berner joins this weeks Snacc episode for a fun conversation discussing dating guys in different parts of the country, an insane drunk voicemail from a guy, and choking.

Snacc: Hannah Berner

August 16, 2019 09:00

Hannah Berner joins this weeks Snacc episode for a fun conversation discussing dating guys in different parts of the country, an insane drunk voicemail from a guy, and choking.

E43 Exposing Sorority Recruitment

August 13, 2019 09:00

 This week we are talking ALL about sorority recruitment. Tips on what to say, wear, and look out for during rounds. We also reveal a few secrets of how it works on the other end so you are well. prepared to do your best (25:42). FTB this week is about how to deal with your girl when she starts crying. Sober and drunk, we know it's a lot to deal with, and we'll give you the best advice on how to get through it (51:58). Ellie reads an unwanted drunk sext she received the night before while o...

E43 Exposing Sorority Recruitment

August 13, 2019 09:00

 This week we are talking ALL about sorority recruitment. Tips on what to say, wear, and look out for during rounds. We also reveal a few secrets of how it works on the other end so you are well. prepared to do your best (25:42). FTB this week is about how to deal with your girl when she starts crying. Sober and drunk, we know it's a lot to deal with, and we'll give you the best advice on how to get through it (51:58). Ellie reads an unwanted drunk sext she received the night before while ou...

Snacc: Loud Luxury

August 09, 2019 08:30

The guys from Loud Luxury met up with us at Lollapalooza to talk Vegas round 2, how to have a successful long distance relationship, how they lost their virginities, successful pick up lines, and much much more. Ellie may or may not have awkwardly fell in love while on the mic.

Snacc: Loud Luxury

August 09, 2019 08:30

The guys from Loud Luxury met up with us at Lollapalooza to talk Vegas round 2, how to have a successful long distance relationship, how they lost their virginities, successful pick up lines, and much much more. Ellie may or may not have awkwardly fell in love while on the mic.

E42 Vitamin ~D~ Deficient

August 06, 2019 09:00

Schnitt Talk went to Lollapalooza and recaps the trip that didn't exactly go as planned. Are you in a dry spell? We've all been there, but you're most likely getting in your own way. We talk about how to break out of it and get back on your game (00:09:10). FTB: Guys, put on your big boy pants and get your apartments in check. Not only will this impress every lady that comes over, but don't you want to live more comfortably in general? We'll talk about the essential products you need (00:26...

E42 Vitamin ~D~ Deficient

August 06, 2019 09:00

Schnitt Talk went to Lollapalooza and recaps the trip that didn't exactly go as planned. Are you in a dry spell? We've all been there, but you're most likely getting in your own way. We talk about how to break out of it and get back on your game (00:09:10). FTB: Guys, put on your big boy pants and get your apartments in check. Not only will this impress every lady that comes over, but don't you want to live more comfortably in general? We'll talk about the essential products you need (00:26:...

Snacc: Sexual Tension, The Friend Zone, Would You Rather's

August 02, 2019 10:30

How do you know if sexual tension has gone too far? (02:47) Once you're in the friend zone, is it impossible to get out? (05:38) What hill would you die on? (10:18) Would you rathers (16:05)

Snacc: Sexual Tension, The Friend Zone, Would You Rather's

August 02, 2019 10:30

How do you know if sexual tension has gone too far? (02:47) Once you're in the friend zone, is it impossible to get out? (05:38) What hill would you die on? (10:18) Would you rathers (16:05)

E41 If You Wanna Be My Lover

July 30, 2019 08:00

First dates are objectively awkward, so this week's episode features an extensive first date survival guide. Where you should go, topics to absolutely avoid, success tips, and exit strategies (00:07:30). WMTSTW is about figuring out a mantra to tell yourself to calm down when you inevitably have a panic attack or over react to something. We've all twisted scenarios in our head, but you need to know how to bring yourself back to reality (00:29:00). FTB is about the upmost importance of impres...

E41 If You Wanna Be My Lover

July 30, 2019 08:00

First dates are objectively awkward, so this week's episode features an extensive first date survival guide. Where you should go, topics to absolutely avoid, success tips, and exit strategies (00:07:30). WMTSTW is about figuring out a mantra to tell yourself to calm down when you inevitably have a panic attack or over react to something. We've all twisted scenarios in our head, but you need to know how to bring yourself back to reality (00:29:00). FTB is about the upmost importance of impre...

Snacc: Twitter Beef & Good In Bed Energy ft Abby Govindan

July 26, 2019 08:00

- Twitter beef and incest. What it's like to have a platform. How right are you about the hunches you have about people online? (02:00) - What profession is the worst in bed? (10:20) - Why do girls like you after you stop giving them attention? (15:30) - Do you have "good in bed" or "where is the clit?" energy?? 

Snacc: Twitter Beef & Good In Bed Energy ft Abby Govindan

July 26, 2019 08:00

- Twitter beef and incest. What it's like to have a platform. How right are you about the hunches you have about people online? (02:00) - What profession is the worst in bed? (10:20) - Why do girls like you after you stop giving them attention? (15:30) - Do you have "good in bed" or "where is the clit?" energy?? 

E40 Nudes For Dumbies

July 23, 2019 12:34

This week's episode is an extensive guide to all things nudes. How to take the best nudes, when and how to send them, getting comfortable with your own body, how to be safe AND fun about it, and FTB: what to do to ensure your girl will keep sending you them. There's a lot to talk about when it comes to nudes, and we cover it all (00:9:23). What My Therapist Said This Week covers getting over the idea that your love life is a movie. More times than not the story is messy ( and probably "borin...

E40 Nudes For Dumbies

July 23, 2019 12:34

This week's episode is an extensive guide to all things nudes. How to take the best nudes, when and how to send them, getting comfortable with your own body, how to be safe AND fun about it, and FTB: what to do to ensure your girl will keep sending you them. There's a lot to talk about when it comes to nudes, and we cover it all (00:9:23). What My Therapist Said This Week covers getting over the idea that your love life is a movie. More times than not the story is messy ( and probably "bori...

Snacc: Cheating, Stoners, & Puppies

July 19, 2019 08:30

After much anticipation, Schnitt Talk is now doing two episodes a week! The Snacc episodes will be little Friday treats for all the amazing listeners to answer your DM's, questions, concerns, and talk as directly as possible with you guys!  (4:00) "Is my boyfriend sharing custody of his dog with his ex a deal breaker?" (8:53) "How unattractive are stoners post college?"  (14:09) "What exactly is considered cheating?"

Snacc: Cheating, Stoners, & Puppies

July 19, 2019 08:30

After much anticipation, Schnitt Talk is now doing two episodes a week! The Snacc episodes will be little Friday treats for all the amazing listeners to answer your DM's, questions, concerns, and talk as directly as possible with you guys!  (4:00) "Is my boyfriend sharing custody of his dog with his ex a deal breaker?" (8:53) "How unattractive are stoners post college?"  (14:09) "What exactly is considered cheating?"

E39 She's Just Not That Into You

July 16, 2019 09:00

This week's episode starts out with a pretty terrifying story from this weekend of Ellie's 3 stages of wine drunk, aka shower sex, fighting, and a lot of tears. Ever thought there was something more between you and your best friend? Before you act on it, you should know how to approach it and all the possible outcomes of making the first move (00:14:30). What My Therapist Said This Week is all about the importance of young women having a female mentor when they start their career (00:35:26)...

Guests

Erika Nardini
2 Episodes
Faye Brennan
2 Episodes
Hannah Berner
1 Episode
Nikki Glaser
1 Episode