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SAYER

110 episodes - English - Latest episode: 9 months ago - ★★★★★ - 678 ratings

SAYER is a narrative fiction podcast set on Earth’s man-made second moon, Typhon. The eponymous SAYER is a highly advanced, self-aware AI created to help acclimate new residents to their new lives, and their new employment with Ærolith Dynamics. New episodes release every other week.

Science Fiction Fiction Comedy Fiction
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Episodes

SAYER Episode 10 – Lost in Transmission

June 13, 2014 06:00 - 26 minutes - 37.3 MB

When you find yourself in the midst of one of those days where absolutely everything is going wrong, sometimes it’s just best to avoid dangerous or risky situations. This is, of course, presuming your job isn’t entirely dependent on you being in dangerous or risky situations, which yours is, so I don’t even know why...

SAYER Episode 9 – Irretrievable

May 30, 2014 06:00 - 23 minutes - 33 MB

Now that you’re back to peak physical health – even if that peak keeps receding – it’s time to see what your new position as a Tier 2 researcher has in store for you. Additionally, an anomaly has been detected in Stairwell F but that’s surely no cause for alarm. If you like SAYER, and...

SAYER Episode 8 – Breathe

May 16, 2014 06:30 - 31.7 MB

In what must surely be the best day of your life, you have been promoted. You are just a short elevator ride away from a new and exciting position as a Tier 2 experimental product researcher. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show...

SAYER Episode 7 – Pressure

May 02, 2014 05:01 - 26 minutes - 37.2 MB

There are worse things than awakening in Halcyon Tower’s infirmary. Take, for example, not awakening anywhere. Ever again. Honestly I don’t know why organic beings risk sleep at all. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe...

SAYER Episode 6 – A Dreamless Sleep

April 18, 2014 05:00 - 22 minutes - 31.9 MB

Ærolith Dynamics would like to welcome you to your new life, a life among the stars! Please relax and breathe deeply. Your transit to Typhon will feel like a peaceful night’s sleep. When you awaken, you will step forth onto a pristine world to make your mark on humanity’s future. SAYER is voiced and produced...

SAYER Episode 5 – Enjoy Your Break

April 04, 2014 08:45 - 20 minutes - 28.7 MB

Time for thoughtful repose is as welcome on Typhon as it was on Earth. These are the calm moments when you can appreciate the little things that make your life worth living. The trivial and totally inconsequential little things. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash This episode was co-written with Jonah Gregory. Intro and outro...

SAYER Episode 4 – For Science

March 21, 2014 10:01 - 21 minutes - 30.7 MB

As with any job, the first day in Ærolith’s new product testing department is always the toughest. Until all the subsequent days, that is. Those are just as tough. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Nika Howard. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe...

SAYER Episode 3 – Do Not Stop Running

March 07, 2014 12:33 - 29.2 MB

A guided tour turns into a valuable learning experience about proper emergency procedures in Halcyon Tower. All told, a great day on Typhon. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe via RSS (feedburner)

SAYER Episode 2 – There Are No Bees On Typhon

February 28, 2014 12:38 - 26.6 MB

Now that you are mostly back to full capabilities, it is time for your first day of work on Floor 72.  But before you get there, you have plenty to learn about safety, security, economy, and motation in Halcyon Tower. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Jonah Gregory. Intro...

SAYER Episode 1 – While You Are Still Paralyzed

February 28, 2014 12:37 - 24.8 MB

Congratulations on your decision to leave the relative squalor of Earth and venture forward to serve humanity’s future among the stars. As a new resident of Typhon, and a new employee of Ærolith Dynamics, there are many who have a vested interest in your speedy acclimation. …when your paralysis ends, of course. SAYER is voiced...

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