Sausage Boys with Karim and Jackson

Episode 56 | You Look Like A Sydney Comedian

On this weeks episode, the fellas discuss giving your coat to the host before doing an open mic spot, kissing female comics on the lis, going back in time with the knowledge you have now or getting 10 million dollars, going back in time to out gay celebrities, getting mistaken for lookalikes in public, getting caught shopping with your parents in public, Pete Davidson dating a Sydney based comedian, seeing celebrities in real life, world news and so much more.

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Episode 55 | Alana Self-HAIM

On this weeks episode, the fellas discuss hating each other on tour in 5 years, open micers hating straight male relationships, Jeff Bezos being gay, Jeff Gayzos being into mature naturals, age gaps in relationships, Alana Haim being in a feature length film without ever acting, the ‘Don’t Look Up’ debate, the Spiderman trilogy ruining the film industry, world news and so much more.

Episode 54 | The Forbidden Episode

On this weeks episode, the fellas discuss giving wedgies as pranks, dacking kids at school, watching porn during hidden camera pranks, the story of Zyzz, Lizzo’s unedited photo, Kyle Rittenhouse being a modern day Batman, the introduction of World News, white people using the N word in auditions to play black roles, becoming a famous blackface rapper and so much more. Only on the Sausage Boys Podcast.

Episode 53 | Merry Rivmas Part 2 ft. Riv Narak

Dang baby boys, what a year its been. We’ve laughed. We’ve cried. We’ve backed into multiple cars while trying to reverse park and quickly driven away. 2022 is gonna be a big one, but in the meantime, enjoy part 2 of our Merry Rivmas spectacular.   On this weeks episode, the fellas discuss Jacksons hipster intervention, Riv and K Dot dressing like norms, penis in the popcorn move on a date, what you would do if you win the lottery, Riv being a sex pest, being a normal person vs a weirdo ...

Episode 52 | Merry Rivmas Part 1 ft. Riv Narak

Ho ho ho! What are we talking about? The last three people Riv texted?!? Sorry for missing last week y’all, but we’re making it up to you with nasty two parter for your jolly season. On this instalment, the Sausage Boys sit down with Riv daddy discuss checking if this thing is on, doing comedy bits at a funeral, Riv being banned from the show for wearing a cock ring, measuring your penis, sex stores, Riv being a player, an anonymous listener calling in, KD groping Trae Young, a taste of Jack...

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Episode 51 | Anty Horgan Vaxxer

Yes lord. We outchea. On this weeks episode, the fellas discuss the Spongebob Meme Challenge, Jackson confusing a random teenager for an extremely unattractive woman, Neil Diamond writing Sweet Caroline ironically, K Dot Facebook marketplace saga, singer of the Bennies being a Nazi, going down the disturbing movie rabbit hole, World News with the Sausage Boys and so much more.

Episode 50 | Back To The Tool Shed ft. Vishaal Nandavar

Episode 50 baby. On this weeks episode, the boys are joined by Vish of the ‘Curb Your Serenity Now’ podcast and discuss the Rolling Stolen Generation, Smelly Clarkson, Jackson’s girlfriend telling him to turn off Vish’s podcast, the scariest horror movie being Jackson’s penis, Getting Kissy With Vishy, Home Sweet Home Alone reboot with Motley Crue, the World News segment, John Cena saying Peng Shuai is a liar, Vish being a practicing Hindu and so much more. Only on the Sausage Boys Podcast.

Episode 49 | Troublemaker

And just like that… BAM! The original troublemakers are back in action. Whoo wee! This one was a doozy! On this weeks episode, this fellas discuss Olly Murs doing nothing when a woman is assaulted, Drake doing a song with Olly Murs after the Astroworld controversy, trying to get Olly Murs out of their system and failing, Kdots gym saga continuing, Jackson’s beef with a John Lennon impersonator, Celeste Barber IG reactions and so much more. Only on the Sausage Boys Podcast.

Episode 48 | Jada twointhepinkoneinthestinkett Smith

Bam! The fellas are back to pinch off another deuce in your house. On this weeks episode, the boys discuss Kdots gym saga, Jackson not saying hi to an Islander at the gym named Squatitu, Travis Scott being the greatest rockstar after people dying at his concert, Riv Narak being the enemy of the podcast and so much more. Only on the Sausage Boys Podcast.

Episode 47 | Black F**g

Damn the fellas are back with another certified banger! On this weeks episode, the fellas discuss male teachers sneaking into the boys cabin at camp pretending to be girls, having the worlds biggest penis or being the most attractive man, Mike Myers being homophobic, Chillinit lying to his fans, children wearing booty shorts on Halloween, men wearing jewellery being the equivalent of a short dress and so much more.

Episode 46 | Do It Like I’m Stuart

Dang fam, the end of the Zoom days is nigh. Until then, we ride. On this weeks episode, the boys discuss doing it like you’re Stuart, a very funny Ed Sheeran with COVID impersonation, the TERF debate, women Timothy Chalamet are more attractive than, dressing up as Alec Baldwin for Halloween, Louis CK blocking the door at women only meetings and so much more. Only on the Sausage Boys Podcast.

Episode 45 | Dead Sheeran

Man oh man! Gee whiz! The boys are back with another home run. On this weeks episode, the fellas discuss getting nude in a doctors office, Ed Sheeran in various whimsical scenarios, what the R in R Kelly stands for, getting rid of bells and winning a Nobel prize, not understanding why MGK and Megan Fox are being talked about and so much more. Only on the Sausage Boys Podcast.

Episode 44 | Gone Hollywood

The paparazzi are banging at the door. There’s an aspiring plus-sized model unconscious in one of the upstairs bathroom. Thats right folks. The Sausage Boys have officially gone Hollywood. On this weeks episode, the fellas respond to a disappointed fan’s message and discuss a way for white people to use the N word, Jim Kardashian (from the office), Tom Cruise’s Oprah moment, Tom Macdonald music videos and so much more. Only on the Sausage Boys Podcast.

Episode 43 | Rancid Getting-head-ie

We’re getting more and more Hollywood every got dang week. Strap in to the casting couch early baby, because this is what God-tier casting looks like. On this weeks episode, the fellas discuss starting a new job so no one knows how small your penis is, Robin Thicke blaming Emily Ratajkowski accusations on a rat, Melbourne band Rancid Eddie being cancelled, young generations needing to make art that scares older people and whether the Avengers is a good franchise or dangerous for art. All thi...

Episode 42 | Fall Down If You Agree With Us

Dang, another glorious day to walk on Gods green Earth. Allahu akbar! On this weeks episode, the fellas discuss tragedy’s being good because bad people die, convincing women that small penises are good, being peer pressured into having a teenage girlfriend, couples having to show themselves naked before having a child and so much more.

Episode 41 | Batman and Robin Thicke

Robin Thicke? What are we talking about? If someone stole my penis? Boo yah Sausage fans. The boys are back with a brand spanker. On this weeks episode, the fellas discuss telling people at work about the podcast, Jacksons girlfriend being a drag queen, friends who use offensive slurs, the boys being cowards and so much more. 

Episode 40 | Hang Your Dog

The boys are on Zoom but just as Sausagey as ever. On this weeks episode, the fellas discuss K Pop bands reclaiming the Swastika, putting thumbtacks on peoples chairs, getting chased with a baseball bat after a knock and run, Walter White fans being white supremacists and so much more.

Episode 39 | DMT On A Segway ft. Gavin Scott

Boo yah! The boys are back in town. In this episode, your favourite boys are joined by new friend of the show Gavin Scott and discuss people on the Sausage Boys banned list, singer songwriters being losers, Gavin growing up in a cult, doing comedy on acid in Nimbin, Satanism, conspiracy theories and much more.

Episode 38 | I Know You Are But What Am I? ft. Henry Zhu

On this weeks episode, the boys are joined by Sydney comic Henry Zhu and discuss his new standup show Benchwarmers Comedy, Henry’s mum wanting him to die, kissing boys, Jackson being in a Juo with his Israeli girlfriend, doing an open mic for the first time being like sex and so much more. Only on the Sausage Boys Podcast.

Episode 37 | SBP Presents: The Youngboys!!! ft. Finn Barker and Hughie Dick

On this weeks episode, your favourite fellas are joined by the Youngboys, Finn Barker and Hughie Dick, and discuss bringing their parents our of retirement to support them becoming ironically terrible comedians, Hughie going from a professional athlete to an Uber athlete, getting nervous boners, Jackson getting tested positive for jizz on his tongue by the police, Finn being an alt-right dark web meme lord and so much more.

Episode 36 | Who Is Israel Palestine?

Your favourite fellas are joined this week by the amazing Lamiz Ceaser and discuss their favourite types of sausages, only watching a porn video once to the point where you watch gay porn, not Watching the Mia Khalifa porn but making a Mia Khalifa porn, waking up in heaven as a pile of ash, jerking off the eye of the tiger as your penis “rises up”, Caesar seeing TV for the first time, stealing a chicken and so much more.

Episode 35 | London Calling People The N Word ft. Finn Barker

On this weeks episode, the boys discuss Finn being ready to fight 50 Cent, actors getting an Academy Award for not throwing up during a gay kiss scene, looking up the child Bhad Bhabie’s OnlyFans nudes on reddit, watching Beastiality as intro, getting an apple thrown at you for shuffling, racist Gordon Ramsay, the deaths in Gaza making you feel good about doing nothing all day and so much more.

Episode 34 | There Are No Closets On Aeroplanes ft. Michael Marcus

This week the boys are joined by new friend of the show Michael Marcus to discuss camp being the way Jackson acts at bars, Mick becoming Michael Darkus when he does his blackface show, losing your drivers licence because of a cocaine habit, doing an Indian accent in order to work for Uber, flight attendants turning gay in the sky, there are no closets in aeroplanes, being a straight pilot or a Stewardess, gay people just doing it because they’re misogynists, not getting in a plane with a fem...

Episode 33 | And I’m Not Even From Germany! ft. Hugh P

The fellas are back and definitely not from Germany! On this weeks episode, your boys are joined by new recruit Hugh P and discuss Hugh hating native Americans but liking their porn, teenage girls from Hanoi being Hanoiing, going to Vietnam in 1950, sending a Child from Vietnam  as a CV, Hugh being a trap for homosexual bears, following women home late at night, going through a right wing stage and staying in it, needing something to die for and dying your hair, solving racism, mail order br...

Episode 32 | We're Too Progressive

We’ve cracked the code folks, we’re too got dang progressive for our own good. On this weeks episode, the boys discuss starting a band on Kanyetothe called Cockhampton, Dr Dre pretending to be a doctor so he can choke women on planes, Eminem hating black women, justifying Chris Brown beating Rihanna, Kan-Yay kissing guys, people wishing they were brave enough to be serial killers, being a billionaire and becoming a paedophile, giving the bird to Nelson Mandela and Taylor Swift, not having ir...

Episode 31 | Tool Shed ft. Vishaal Nandavar

Your favourite gay club frequenting boys are back. On this weeks episode we are visited by new friend of the show Vishaal Nandavar and discuss listening to a new indie band named ‘Nirvana’, white guys using the N Word, being gay after busting, buying a pair of assless leather pants, enjoying rock music (the sound of rocks being thrown at women and gay people in the Middle East), having a heavy metal (penis) around Indian men, stoning dudes in a bucket, Vishaal having a huge penis, never work...

Episode 30 | Rooting For The White Man ft. Asher McTaylor

Another absolute banger. You’re welcome. On this weeks episode, the boys are joined by new friend of the show, the fantastic Asher McTaylor, and discuss Ashers song choice, running out of material in primary schools, Brad Pitt masturbating in front of women, Marvel movies, Jesus going on the crux to avoid his nieces christening , Mary Brain calling Spiderman Dad while fellating him upside-down, Asher finding out his father was black when in Chicago, Civic Video now being Anytime fitness in U...

Episode 29 | Thou Shall Listen To Scribe

How many dudes you know hack like this? On this weeks episode, your favourite Scribe lovers discuss what a microphone is, people being upset at Lil Nas X for being a black man on TV, New Zealanders getting away with murder because of their cute accents, having to “DO” XYZ before things get done, having to run Erins, having the door held open while peeing, the 10 commandments, going to festivals being part of the 10 commandments, not being able to cook J Cole in his mothers milk, Mormons watc...

Episode 28 | Adam’s Girlfriend ft. Lochie Mac

Oh boy. This one was a doozy. On this weeks podcast, your favourite sausages are joined by new friend of the pod, Lochie Mac, and discuss Lochie shooting up a massage parlour, not putting photos on tinder, all comedians having small penis, flashing other dorm rooms at boarding school, whether Lochie would go there with Adam’s girlfriend, Delta Goodrem being a fraud, Chinese people being the master race, Irish people needing to be in concentration camps, Irish conflicts, what is a cream pie, ...

Episode 27 | Blue Balls Drag Race

Your favourite golfers are back with another raging broadcast. On this weeks episode, the fellas discuss whether or not Elon Musk is gay, naming your car company after your small penis, having gay sex with your personal trainer Brett Haberfield, going around with your boyfriend stopping crime, living in a bust house with a stepsister getting tang, white people being able to make offensive jokes, being a white black supremacist, women living up to mens physical expectations, Schindlers wrist ...

Episode 26 | School Shirter

Whats up school kids? On this episode, the fellas discuss wearing your school uniform to pick up girls, being ashamed of your legs, wearing a pink shirt to Mardi Gras, not being able to be a school shirter in a movie theatre in New Zealand, sending nudes in high school, high school roasts, shuffling during youth, not changing your look, Redfoo and Travie McCoy’s fashion style coming back around, being a diverse artist, Donald Glover vs. Drake and so much more.

Episode 25 | Jat Jat Golf ft. Riv Narak

What the hell is up folks. No really? Hope you’re doing well. On this weeks episode, the boys are joined by a new friend of the show Riv Narak and discuss some in-jokes made during the first 20 minutes of the podcast, Riv getting peed on by an islander called Urinateu, getting a knife pulled on you, prison mentality in high school, schoolyard shenanigans, Amy Schumer going on the bus to Plumpton, Delhi India being nicer than Blacktown, being hated then being loved, being on amphetamines and ...

Episode 24 | I have BPD.... Big Penis Downlouistheroux’sthroat

Wake up and smell the BBC. Another episode of Gods favourite podcast is here and ready to experiment with its sexuality. On this episode, the boys discuss Jay Sean having sex with women with Down syndrome, being funny with friends vs. being funny on stage, Jacksons new housemate being kept in the basement, getting the audience on your side as a comedian, watching the Simpsons and Family Guy back later in life, shaving nads, Damien Marley burning his house down so he can shave his hair, Hitle...

Episode 23 | Philip P, No!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Another God damn episode of your favourite PC podcast - thats who. On this weeks episode, your favourite closet dwellers discuss pleasuring yourself to Eminems daughter in the early 2000’s, having a son with a different surname than you, Philip P hitting his wife while she screams ‘no’, getting older and being attracted to younger girls, Michael Jackson fame after iCarly, Miranda Cosgrove touring as Michael Jackson, iCarly cast not ageing, Dan Schneider wanting to b...

Episode 22 | You Like Bowling Adam? ft. Adam Grabsch

On this weeks episode, the K Dot and Jackson are joined by their very first guest Adam to discuss only having German guests, opening a brothel in Wollongong called ‘Bang the Gong’, being a direction Nazi, doing clean comedy at Bang the Gong for prostitutes and drug addicts in the Gong, aeroplane food being weird!? Right!?, scat porn on cruise ships, Drake having a lot of enemas before having gay sex, not being able to bust the first time having sex because it was a woman, marrying a women be...

Episode 21 | Bumping Gay Porn With The Windows Down

On this weeks squadcast, K Dot and Jackson discuss Jackson being in a loving relationship, K Dot trying standup for the first time and Jackson going up for his second, no longer being a comedy podcast but dissecting comedy and linguistics, the shift from music to comedy, bumping gay porn with the windows down, men and women spending their downtime, adopting children so you can hit them guilt free, Kanye West becoming a Britney Spears instead of an Andy Warhol, people who influence culture an...

Episode 21 | Bumping Gay Porn With The Windows Down

On this weeks squadcast, K Dot and Jackson discuss Jackson being in a loving relationship, K Dot trying standup for the first time and Jackson going up for his second, no longer being a comedy podcast but dissecting comedy and linguistics, the shift from music to comedy, bumping gay porn with the windows down, men and women spending their downtime, adopting children so you can hit them guilt free, Kanye West becoming a Britney Spears instead of an Andy Warhol, people who influence culture an...

Episode 20 | 10k Bareback Pullout

On this weeks episode, the boys bareback topics such as God marking people gay as a joke, old men putting balls in holes at golf clubs, having threesomes with pregnant women, leaving a Mario Balotelli in the toilet bowl, whether its good or bad to win money and retire, Steven Crowder measuring intelligence on peoples ability to change, Jackson not wanting to get with a rich woman because of personal reasons, how much happiness money can bring, their price for anal penetration depending on le...

Episode 19 | Where's My Boy!?

‘Where’s your boys’ you’re probably asking. Don’t worry dadda, we’re right here. On this weeks pod the fellas discuss Chris Lilly in blackface, Michael Jackson using the N Word, showing why we’re in the top five comedy podcasts in Australia, cartoon leads choosing their passion over women, being in a loveless marriage as a power move, Halsey liking long white boys, Playboy Carti veterants stealing valor wearing VLONE shirts, pounding your uncle with your hog out, having a smaller hog than yo...

Episode 18 | Boned Up

Episode 18 has arrived and I hope you’re as boned up as we are. This week, the fellas discuss Derricks problem, Obama watching BBW’s on PornHub, the origins of logging onto computers, bringing back cyberbullying, being boned up in the locker-room before the boys arrive, whether wearing makeup is gay, kinks to get boned up, being a Nazi to scare your parents, Japanese writers grooming children, women having too much freedom, Jordan Peterson getting beat up by women, the funniest way to beat u...

Episode 17 | Are There Any Jewish People in the Entertainment Industry?

Its 2021 and we are stiff as a board for the new year. Strap in folks, its about to get bumpy. On this episode, the boys discuss the different types of Michael Jackson, Hava Nagila being culturally appropriated, the gay rectum, whether or not there are any Jewish people in entertainment, what really is in the Dead Sea, what the boys do for Xmas, vibrators in retirement homes, smashing your jacked bunkmate while at war, countries becoming heterosexual and becoming dumber, European woman becom...

Episode 16 | I Don’t Think They Were Cigarettes

Fellow Michael Jackson lovers, Episode 16 of the Sausage Boys Podcast is here and ready to rock a moonwalk straight up on yo ass. Shamone! On this weeks episode, the boys discuss the meaning of Christmas, celebrating killing Jesus, different types of Santa, following Jesus ironically, smoking “cigarettes” with their uncle, addiction, the formula to be cool, cool kids pretending to be gay in high school, being Bri ish, the Rock, Joe Rogan and Donald Trump in a relationship, A$AP Rocky getting...

Episode 15 | We’re Not Politicians, We’re Just Bigots

On this weeks episode, the boys discuss possible punishments for Noah the producer after missing this weeks podcast, whether Mario Judah is an artistic genius or a chubby nerd, autistic theatre kids, girls loving Yu-Gi-Oh champions, losing a toe for a 365 straight days of of passion with Dua Lipa, the Weeknd being snubbed at the Grammys,  the ethics of shock-jockery, Howard Stern's small penis competitions, the new 'Seduced’ documentary, rap(p)ers, devious ‘hall pass’ stratagems and so much ...

Episode 14 | The Ambiguously Gay Trio

On this weeks episode, the boys touch on Jackson blowing Bigg kisses, Jeff Bezos keeping boys in cots and cheating on his wife, whether or not Amazon is evil, artificial intelligence and Biggs uncle taking information from captcha image selections, Biden pulling a ghostbusters with his communications team, male vs. female sociopaths, intelligence being feminine, gay men creating society, gay cavemen, Superheroes doing drag, micro-penis Spiderman, answering a fan DM and so much more. Boo-yah!

Episode 13 | I Would Risk It All For Lola Bunny

Episode 13 is here… Boo yah! On this weeks episode, the boys touch on AI creating virtual faces, people from the 1920s compared to 2020, hot grandparents from the 20s wearing Adidas slides and speedos, G string swimsuits for men, Brock from Pokémon being black, which cartoon character would have the best onlyfans, the sexualisation of children’s cartoons, attractive movie stars, who would win in a fight between Shrek and Donkey Kong, whether or not Hagrid was a creep, sneeze porn and so much...

Episode 12 | Make America Grate Again

On this weeks episode, the boys discuss pranking friends with alphabet porn, answering questions from fans, being blue-pilled, girls peeing the bed, Republican leaders being Michelin star chefs, Donald Trumps childhood of stirring up trouble, thin wife husbands, doing a live podcast at a Trump supporting vegan cafe, fart noises, cruising south coasters, cruising etiquette, Bigg judging Vietnamese kid rap offenders and so much more. Boo-yah!

Episode 11 | Your Move Denzel!

The boys are back baby and season 2 is in full effect. On this weeks episode, the boys discuss Harvey Weinstein still being alive, Kanye West winning the presidency, Kenneth Copeland screaming at Covid to leave, gay people jogging, Kim K doing Beyoncé imitations in blackface, chasing penis size in the future, Booyahing bootyholes, running in thongs, cuck truck service driving around bulls, taking pics of doodoo, human toiling, being A-sexual and paintball instructors taking their job too ser...