Salty Language
677 episodes - English - Latest episode: 12 months ago - ★★★★★ - 46 ratingsWe rant on a variety of topics, ranging from comic books to movies. Whatever pops into our heads is fair game! E-mail us at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @Salty_Language.
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Episodes
Salty Language Episode 27 - But what about the glitter?
January 30, 2012 07:46 - 1 hour - 37.8 MBIn this episode, we rant about a topless woman stopping traffic, Alibi cologne for strip club patrons, real reason Megaupload was closed, Microsoft dumping points currency, Congressman wants to ban fetus use in food, Hulk Hogan was almost in Metallica, 79 cent doughnut costs student 200 dollars, how Nic Cage prepared to play Ghost Rider, flaming tampon attack on car, pastor allegedly kills a cat, woman hits moose that attacked her husband, man wants to be like Bear Grylls but fails, our Site...
Salty Language Episode 26 - Now with life like hair!
January 23, 2012 06:10 - 1 hour - 56.1 MBIn this episode, we rant about George Lucas retiring, sites shut down after feds shut down megaupload, Burger King testing delivery, Paula Deen to donate endorsement money, woman offers sex favors for McNuggets, man tries to poison wife's Rice Krispies, man hides gun in rectum, woman carries gun onto plane, Marky Mark says he would handle 9/11 flight differently, man blames ghost for hitting wife, making pj's illegal in public, author of SOPA uses art without permission, woman loses arm afte...
Salty Language Episode 25 - Satan's Triangle
January 16, 2012 07:30 - 1 hour - 36.9 MBIn this episode, we rant about Hostess filing for bankruptcy, intruder attacks with weasel, dwarf tossing gone bad, troops urinating on corpses, veterans fill a vandalyzed immigrant's restaurant, Greece makes pedophilia a disability, Amish sect's buggies are a road hazard, sci-fi brothel to open, workers threaten mass suicide over labor dispute, Zimbabwe bans secondhand underwear, hockey player injured eating pancakes, Japanese store has interesting sale, bad news for processed meat fans, Pa...
Salty Language Episode 24 - Saltizzle Languizzle Fo Shizzle
January 09, 2012 06:22 - 1 hour - 36.8 MBIn this episode, we rant about Banana Sam returned, Geek world deaths, how much Netflix streamed in 3 months, Warner Bros. lengthens window for new releases to Netflix, iPhone 4S is a data hog, gym only allows obese people, Georgia anti-obesity ads, Tiger's ex buys new home, Salty Shitheads of the week, man dies in mobile meth lab, Mountain Dew turns mouse to goo?, zombie bees, free crack pipes in Vancouver, police sent to get library books from 5 year old, penis tattoos are a bad idea, kids...
Salty Language Episode 23 - And A Salty New Year!
January 02, 2012 05:17 - 1 hour - 38.5 MBIn this episode, we rant about a karaoke fight, kids robbed with toy guns, man infects people with HIV, a dead man gets sued, soccer player splits a ball, Nascar driver gripes about breastfeeding, bank robbed with glue gun, man leaves bar to rob bank and then returns to beer, nurses tape patient's mouth shut, man throws feces at girlfriend, man fingers chihuahua, girl brings spiked milk to school, coach burns trophies, man hires prostitute and gets a surprise, topless breakfast over in Montr...
Salty Language Episode 22 - Salty Claus is coming to town!
December 25, 2011 06:46 - 1 hour - 54.8 MBIn this episode, Salty Claus reaches into his bag and gives us these stories: Neti pot update, sex ed prank, sperm donor gets shut down, unsafe sex more likely after drinking, just made love app, crucified santa, idiot attacks shoppers with light saber, George Takei wants to unite Star Wars and Star Trek fans, kid gets stuck in a chimney, changing stations laced with cocaine, brother eats cocaine from his brother's butt, woman loses breast implant during pilates, Rocky the musical, Bill Clin...
Salty Language Episode 21 - Meth & Cheese
December 19, 2011 05:47 - 1 hour - 43.3 MBIn this episode, we rant about a smoking chimp and 2 comics legends die, Sandusky has another dumb lawyer, idiot burglar, toddlers can't hand gesture song, demon dog, Victoria's Secret child labor, tasty place to hide drugs, Navy officer in trouble for spankings, lapdances for toys, Kobe Bryant getting divorced, Jeter is a classy Captain, teacher throws panty party with kids, German Santa poisons kids, man gets shot by dog(this happens to 2 different guys!) Toledo puts up big brother cams, a...
Salty Language Episode 20 - Regularity Scheduled Program
December 12, 2011 06:07 - 1 hour - 40.3 MBIn this episode, we rant about a man getting a frog in his sammich, a drunk man attacked by monkeys, man kills his neighbor for telepathically threatening him, woman stabs boyfriend after Monopoly game, groin kick = sexual harassment?, special ed teacher mocks student, woman loses internet for sexting teen, kids facing felony for blowing up toilet, Chik-Fil-A is anti gay, marriage equality pays off for Iowa, paralympian regains use of legs, Rick Perry's anti-gay video, Jersey Shore may make ...
Salty Language Episode 19 - Spastic Colon Surprise!
December 05, 2011 09:36 - 1 hour - 41.6 MBIn this episode, we talk about the McRib, a 200 lb third grader, smartphones spying, Victoria's Secret failing, Christmas ornament stabbing, moonshine discovered in water plant, criminal sues former hostages, urinal video games, undercover strippers sneak into jail, Hanson making beer, white Coke cans getting pulled, kid arrested for burping in class, couple has sex in water park, Rolando McClain's arrest photo, and more! Please subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes! Visit us at @salty_lan...
Salty Language Episode 18 - Spitesgiving
November 28, 2011 06:48 - 1 hour - 37.4 MBIn this episode, we follow up on people that dressed as foreclosed on folks, Black Friday stupidity, man goes into rage over not getting Avril Lavigne tickets, outlawing bootleg maple syrup, host calls pepper spray harmless, school cutting bathroom breaks, mom lets daughter strip for stranger on cam, man streaks and has a raccoon in his car, fake breasts don't stop paintballs, teacher beats kid with bat, XBOX Live user gets surprise, and more! Please subscribe, rate and review us on iTunes! ...
Salty Language Episode 17 - Turkish Taffy Balls
November 21, 2011 05:25 - 1 hour - 44.3 MBIn this episode, we discuss a Superman thief gets sentenced, Pakistan bans silly texting terms, school moves a bus stop from a strip club, bacon massage oil, 10 year old pulls gun on woman, serial killer writes a kids book, boys urged to get hpv vaccinations, man helps a thief steal his own tv, Peta targets Nintendo, crooks get freaky in a cop car, vodka tampons, teens dress as superheroes and confront pedos, Canadian team name angers villagers, Congress declares pizza a vegetable and more! ...
Salty Language Episode 16 - Neck Bangs
November 14, 2011 05:00 - 1 hour - 46.2 MBIn our Sweet 16 episode, we discuss follow up stories, Black Sabbath, The movie Jack and Jill, porn star reads to kids, Louis C.K.'s cool plan for his next stand up special, M.C. Hammer's search engine, the amount DC Comics paid for the rights to Superman, man attacks kid after game of Call of Duty, Game transfer phenomena, Xbox can turn any surface into a touchscreen, Kinect coming to pc, Man call cops over his broken iPhone, and a man that overreacts to his wife smashing his toys! Please ...
Salty Language Episode 15 - Lookit Them X-Ray Boobies!
November 07, 2011 06:29 - 1 hour - 46 MBIn this episode, we discuss broke athletes, Nickleback sucking, a foreclosure party with insensitive idiots, an airport security pervert, owners rebuying foreclosed homes, dwarf tossing, more taco place silliness, Netflix stuffs, horrible mothering, and people that are too friendly with animals. Episode links: Hulk Hogan's back post surgery http://tinyurl.com/5valc5b 1. Mark Brunell is broke http://tinyurl.com/3oduydb 2. Nickleback causes people to be angry http://tinyurl.com/5vtzvqj 3. Fo...
Salty Language Episode 14 - Halloween Spanktacular
October 31, 2011 05:52 - 1 hour - 45.3 MBIn this episode we talk about more violence and food, how much some people love their favorite coffee place, a man that claims that a prostitute turned into a donkey, a county wants to round up sexual offenders on halloween, a fast food employee attacks customers, a judge that uses a device while in court, Google Street View is heading indoors, an idiot that attacked his cat, a man that punched a karaoke singer, and more! Please subscribe and rate us! Also check us out at salty-language...
Salty Language Episode 13 - Fish Queefs
October 24, 2011 03:47 - 1 hour - 44.2 MBIn this episode, we discuss Herring farts, assault with an armadillo, Ace Hardware selling zombie fighting gear, football prodigy not being allowed to score at will, exotic animals on the loose in Ohio, Nicolas Cage vampire picture, a man with a 100 lb scrotum, and more! Check us out at: facebook.com/saltylanguage / salty-language.tumblr.com / @salty_language / [email protected] Links: 1. Animals get loose in Ohio: http://tinyurl.com/6z65ypz 2. Bear takes Prius for a ride: http://t...
Salty Language Episode 12 - The Amish Mafia
October 17, 2011 05:36 - 1 hour - 48.1 MBWe talk about Arrested Development, Breast Cancer awareness, adult sand boxes, No to Qwickster, domestic abuse laws repealed, Yahtzee and violence, family googles how to kill someone, Amish crime, a site to rate your exes, yogurt crime, E. Coli and cell phones, fat and flying, sit down to pee?, prison bans porn, Rob Liefeld, mimes as traffic cops, zombie movie accident confuses rescue workers, The Avengers trailer, Steve Jobs dying, and our review of Apple's new iOS 5. Please subscribe, revi...
Salty Language Episode 11 - The Midget of all Podcasts
October 10, 2011 05:50 - 1 hour - 50 MBIn this episode, we cover a bunch of silly restaraunt news stories, brothels, glow in the dark cats, gunplay at Taco Bell, and other shenanigans! facebook.com/saltylanguage salty-language.tumblr.com
Salty Language Episode 10 - Ten Episodes of This Nonsense?
October 03, 2011 05:29 - 1 hour - 30.4 MBIn this episode, we discuss a new delicacy, Nancy Grace's malfunction, spousal abuse, spoiled brats, massage parlors, smoking orangutans, and racist bake sales! Don't forget to rate us and tell your friends! facebook.com/saltylanguage salty-language.tumblr.com
Salty Language Episode 9 - Bulge First
September 26, 2011 04:15 - 1 hour - 38.6 MBIn this episode, we faildoze our way through a variety of random news stories, discuss roast beef sammiches, Netflix's new name, gamers trying to solve AIDS, the speed of light being broken, and other tomfoolery! facebook.com/saltylanguage salty-language.tumblr.com
Salty Language Episode 8 - The Lost Tapes
September 19, 2011 06:22 - 1 hour - 37.8 MBIn this episode, we riff on test tube meat, Aunt Mae's fetishes, follow up stories, and brain eating amoeba. facebook.com/saltylanguage
Salty Language Episode 7 - Midgets and Scarlett Johansson's boobs!
September 16, 2011 04:05 - 1 hour - 29.9 MBIn this episode, we talk about Hulk Hogan's Micro Championship Wrestling, we follow up oon stories that we've previously covered, discuss how Scarlett Johansson's boobs nearly blew up the internet, and more! facebook.com/saltylanguage
Salty Language Episode 6 - Hobo......With a Shotgun!
September 09, 2011 04:14 - 1 hour - 49.1 MBIn this episode, we review the classic film Hobo With a Shotgun, DC Comics' Justice League #1, some random news clips, September 11th, and Bryan's dental visit!
Salty Language Episode 5 - So, Ewoks blink now?
September 02, 2011 08:27 - 56 minutes - 26.8 MBIn this episode, we yap about Superman's form fitting new costume, George Lucas wrecking more Star Wars movies, ESPN making MIchael Vick white, and a shirt that implies that girls are too pretty to do their homework. NSFW. Enjoy, and please leave us a review, and visit us at https://www.facebook.com/SaltyLanguage or on Twitter @ Salty_Language.
Salty Language Episode 4 - Groin Strength
August 26, 2011 05:41 - 1 hour - 36.9 MBThis time we wax philosophic on cheese food, weird stories, Apollo 18, and the recent earthquake. Enjoy! Don't forget to rate us on iTunes!
Salty Language Episode 3 - Thor, the God of Blunder
August 20, 2011 04:53 - 1 hour - 30.3 MBIn this episode, we discuss the movie The Almighty Thor, some random video game talk and other things not fit for workplace conversations. Enjoy!
Salty Language Episode 2 - Canadian Yoko
August 11, 2011 23:12 - 1 hour - 29.2 MBIn this episode, we talk about comics, the London Riots, young soccer phenoms, and more!
Salty Language Episode 1 - And So It Begins
August 02, 2011 00:29 - 1 hour - 43.4 MBWe ramble on about comics, movies, and a variety of other things. Enjoy! Contact us at [email protected] or on Twitter @Salty_Language to give us feedback or suggest a topic!