Sabrina's Witch Trials - The “Sabrina, the Teenage Witch” Podcast
76 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsSabrina's Witch Trials is your soon to be favorite podcast, where each episode, podcaster and world renowned do-nothing Alex Araujo is joined by a special guest to venture back into the mid 1990s to rewatch, review, and reminisce about everyone's favorite Friday night spell-fest, Sabrina the Teenage Witch!
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Episodes
Episode 1 - Hex Education
October 22, 2017 21:41Strait out of the Other Realm, its the very first episode of Sabrina’s Witch Trials! In this magically new audio series, world renowned do-nothing Alex Araujo takes his friends into the linen closet each week to relive an episode of your favorite TGIF series, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch! This episode, Alex starts out strong, as he’s joined by beauty blogger Cris Araujo to break down Sabrina’s pilot, chock full of floating books, authoritarian cats, and about a metric ton of pineapples! Will ...
Episode 25 - Train-ing Day
October 04, 2017 12:00Grab your shoe box full of cookies, because on this momentous installment of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, Alex is joined by ace photographer Brayan Casas to dissect the season 2 premiere of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, “Sabrina Gets Her License: Part 1" (and the little bit that actually happens in it)! When our resident teenage witch learns that 17-year-old witches have to take a test for their witch’s license, will she be able to balance studying with her responsibilities at school and in her re...
Bonus Episode - Sabrina Season 1 Wrap Up
September 13, 2017 12:00Grab some pineapples and bundt cake, because on this special BONUS episode of Sabrina’s Witch Trials Alex is joined by Media maven Cris Araujo, AND noted child of the 80s Fil Araujo, to take a quick look back at, and bid a fond farewell to the first season of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch! From discussing favorite characters, to worst episodes to review, the gang reminisce about everything they adored and despised about the season 1, (both of which include sabrina herself), and take a look int...
Episode 24 - Sabrina Pays the Troll Toll
August 23, 2017 12:00Sharpen your swords and read your contracts because on this enchanted edition of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, Fil Araujo joins Alex to bid adieu to season one of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, by chatting about “Troll Bride” and its diminutive deviant, Roland! Will our resident teenage witch be able to free herself from the evil troll’s castle, and marriage contract, in time for her biology final? Will Hilda’s firefighter friend get food poisoning from her cringe worthy confection? Will Bryan Crans...
Episode 23 - If She Doesn’t Melt with Water, She’s No Harry Potter
July 26, 2017 12:00Break out your cucking stools, because on this enchanted edition of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, media maven Cris Araujo joins Alex to chat all the candle making, wood chopping, and heretic hunting fun of our resident teenage witch’s first trip to Salem, its “The Crucible”! While enthralled in a class field trip role playing game at the historic town, Libby’s heartbreak over being spurned by a Keebler elf leads her to accuse Sabrina of being a “witch”! When she’s put on trial before the class, w...
Episode 22 - Despite All Her Rage She’s Still Just a Brat in a Cage
June 28, 2017 11:00No risk, no rock! On this headbanging edition of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, Alex is joined by noted child of the 80s Fil Araujo to analyze what happens when a good witch listens to bad music, (apparently, shrinking happens), it’s “the Great Mistake”! After Sabrina sneaks out to go to a Smashing Pumpkins concert, only to be brought home by the Dirt Devil patrol, will her aunties’ stories of failure and regret help her to regain he self-worth, not to mention her stature, or will she remain a tin...
Episode 21 - You Just Got Stoned
June 06, 2017 03:32More mysterious than a brooding janitor with an eyepatch, it’s a brand-new Sabrina’s Witch Trials! Grab a cold compress, because on this edition of the trials, Alex is joined by media maven Cris Araujo to dissect all of the romance, backstabbing, and wasps wrapped into episode 21 of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, “As Westbridge Turns”! After Sabrina pops the top on a magical can of worms, her life goes from dull to dramatic. But, when she’s accused of stealing the engagement ring Mr. Pool boug...
Episode 20 - Ted-beat Dad
June 06, 2017 03:30It’s a family affair on this edition of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, as host Alex Araujo is joined by noted child of the 80s (and 90s) Fil Araujo to break down Sabrina’s behemoth bitchiness, its “Meeting Dad’s Girlfriend”! When our teenage witch friend is blindsided by her father’s new bae, will she welcome the charming and sweet Gail into her life, or will she simply knock her asshole knob up to 11? (I mean, really?) All that, plus more of the Spellman’s trademark racial sensitivity, on this sh...
Episode 19 - A Cauldron of Purr-uption
June 06, 2017 03:29Curl your whiskers, and brush your kitties, because on this edition of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, Alex is joined by media maven Cris Araujo, to analyze all the feline fun in episode 19 of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, “Cat Showdown”! When Salem and Sabrina enter the “Greater Boston Cat Show” in search of quick cash, will the duo have a PAW-sitive experience, or will the seedy underbelly of cat competitions, and an intricate blackmail scheme, leave them in a CAT-atonic state?! All that, plus an I...
Episode 18 - Libby Nabbed My Nanna
June 06, 2017 03:28Bitches and Biddies collide on this elderly edition of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, as Alex is joined by Media Maven Cris Araujo to analyze our resident teenage witch’s orgy of community service, self-service, and old man eviction, its “Sweet charity”! When her time masquerading as Libby inadvertently leads Sabrina to lose her adopted grandma to Westbridge’s mean girl, will she accept her Nana’s newfound happiness, or upset two other people in order to please herself? (Take a guess) All that, pl...
Episode 17 - My Froggy Valentine
June 06, 2017 03:27Prepare to get a “Heart On”, because on this emotional episode of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, host Alex Araujo is joined by noted child of the 80s, Fil Araujo, to break down our resident teen witch’s first, frog filled valentine’s Day, its “First Kiss”! When she discovers that kissing Harvey could have disastrous results, will Sabrina be able to deflect his thirsty advances, or will her first kiss spell death for smoochy? All that, plus a well-hidden Vesta reference, lie ahead, on this symmetri...
Episode 16 - Strife On Mars
June 06, 2017 03:26Grab your skis, and your Mitten Minders, because on this interplanetary installment of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, Alex is joined by Noted Child of the 80s, Fil Araujo, to analyze Sabrina’s run in with martian man candy, its “Mars Attracts”! Will our resident teen witch’s winter ski trip to the big, red planet lead to her relationship with Harvey permanently hitting a rough patch? Will Hilda’s rendezvous with apparent spy Chris Elliot lead to a love connection, or an abduction? Will Salem go to...
Episode 15 - Let’s Youth-anize Ourselves
June 06, 2017 03:21More appetizing than a bag full of hard boiled eggs, it’s an all new edition of Sabrina’s Witch Trials! When Sabrina’s aunties transform into teens, with INCREDIBLE names, to chaperone her friends’ midnight trip to Boston to meet the DEFINITELY still relevant Violent Femmes, will our resident teen witch’s voyage be ruined by Hillary and Zellary’s assaulting police officers and inadvertent flirting, or will she end up having a rocking good time?! Join host Alex Araujo, as he, along with reno...
Episode 14 - A Flan New Attitude
June 06, 2017 03:19More enticing than a Baltimore Orioles’ sideburn, its an all new edition of Sabrina’s Witch Trials! When a chronic bad mood makes Sabrina flee the mortal realm for the other side of her mirror, It’ll take an MLB icon and talentless actor, not to mention a dump truck sized dessert, to help get her back to Westbridge. Join host Alex Araujo, as he flies solo, and head on into the orgy of monkey puppets, indoor rainstorms, and horrible haircuts that is episode 14 of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, ...
Episode 13 - Drell-rose Place
June 06, 2017 03:18More controversial than the Shipping News, it’s an all new Sabrina’s Witch Trials! On this installment of the trials, noted child of the 80s Fil Araujo joins Alex to explore Jennifer Kelly’s creepy crawly adventures through the other realm, its “Jenny's Non-Dream”! With telekinetic brains, calypso music, and lint gremlins galore, this episode has something for everyone, especially if you’re a fan of 80s music heartthrobs and half naked blondes! All that, plus an intricate analysis of the di...
Episode 12 - All About that Base Times Height
June 06, 2017 03:17A bit of easy math for you, 1 easily distracted teenage witch + 1 argumentative algebra teacher + 1 ridiculously rotund rump = 1 terrific new edition of Sabrina’s Witch Trials! This time, Alex is joined by “Ace Photographer” Brayan Casas to analyze Sabrina’s prosecutorial prowess, its “Trial by Fury! Will Sabrina and her aunties manage to convict her cantankerous math teacher Mr. Rothwell (Ed Begley Jr.) of being a big meanie, intern serving him his JUST DESSERTS? Will Salem convince his as...
Episode 11 - Homies for the Holidays
June 06, 2017 03:15Deck your halls and dawn your gay apparel, there’s an all new Sabrina’s Witch Trials! With dumpsters, contortionists and 90s rap icons abound, this joyous edition of the trials delves deep into Sabrina’s holiday hijinks, as media maven Cris Araujo joins Alex to unwrap a tale of a Christmas cat-napping, its “A Girl and Her Cat”! Will Sabrina manage to rescue Salem from his lispy abductor, and bring him HO HO Home? Will the Spellman’s irritating, foppish cousin Monty turn their holiday into a...
Episode 10 - A Big, Throbbing Ch'i
June 05, 2017 20:02Less honorable than the deadly art of Foosball, it’s an all new Sabrina’s Witch Trials! If you like cartoonish Kung Fu, unnecessary thanksgiving decorations, and confusing moral lessons, then you’re in for a treat, because on this edition of the Trials, media maven Cris Araujo joins Alex to chat about Sabrina’s brief but spectacular entry into the worlds of martial arts and casual racism, its “Sweet and Sour Victory”! Remember, you can always follow Sabrina’s Witch Trials on... Facebook ...
Episode 9 - Geek You Up Real Good
June 05, 2017 20:01Cannons? Cheerleaders? Fig Newtons?! What more could you want from an episode of Sabrina’s Witch Trials?! On this dorky edition, Alex is joined by friend and Chancellor of Germany, Mike Casas, to find out what happens when that BITCH Libby gets a taste of her own Tang, its “Geek Like Me”! If you love lazily conceived morality tales, and Super Mario themed blouses, you won’t want to miss a second of this intellectual installment of Sabrina’s Witch Trials! Remember, you can always follow Sab...
Episode 8 - Fifty Shades of Joel
June 05, 2017 19:58More interesting than teenage beekeeping, it’s a new Sabrina’s Witch Trials! On this edition of the Trials, noted child of the 80s, Fil Araujo joins Alex to dissect “Magic Joel”, and its patently psychotic protagonist, the fledgling teen magician, Joel! Will Sabrina’s new job as Joel’s beautiful new assistant help to make Harvey jealous, or will it just leave her a corpse in the magician’s garage? Will Zelda’s date with her old college chum (not Galileo) lead to a BIG BANG? Will Salem’s imp...
Episode 7 - Guilt Her with Fun
June 05, 2017 19:57More delicious than that sweet, sweet, Parisian gum, it’s a brand new episode of Sabrina’s Witch Trials! Get ready to shake your whammy fanny, because on this INCREDIBLE edition of the trials, media maven Cris Araujo joins Alex to basically gush over Raquel Welch’s plethora of eccentric outfits, Its “Third Aunt from The Sun”! Will Sabrina’s thirst for freedom, and belly button rings, drive her permanently out of her Hilda and Zelda’s house, and into her aunt Vesta’s pleasure dome? Will Mr. ...
Episode 6 - Let’s Be Losers
June 05, 2017 19:52Dreamier than an athlete, dare-devil, rock musician, its an all new Sabrina’s Witch Trials! On this edition of the show, Alex and special guest friend, and undisputed champion of inadvertently inappropriate comments, Sami Rivera don their green satin shirts and drink their milk (to fortify their bodies and build healthy teeth and bones), as they check out the Spellman family’s half-baked adventure in the worlds of dating, dancing and dough, its “Dream Date”! If you like overly enthusiastic ...
Episode 5 - The Stripping Hour
June 05, 2017 19:49More appetizing than a bathtub full of Cheez-Its, it’s an all new Sabrina’s Witch Trials! On this edition of the Trials, host Alex Araujo is joined by both the (apparent) Chancellor of Germany Mike Casas, as well as new guest, and undisputed champion of inadvertently inappropriate comments, Sami Rivera to analyze the James Dean filled inaugural Halloween episode of Sabrina the Teenage Witch, aptly named “A Halloween Story”! After the Allure of Harvey’s hair causes Sabrina to try and double ...
Episode 4 - Lumpy Golden Showers
June 05, 2017 19:02It’s time to stuff your ballot boxes and drink your protein shakes, because on this edition of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, host Alex Araujo is joined by TWO special guests, beauty blogger Cris Araujo & noted child of the 80s Fil Araujo, to Analyze the 4th installment of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, its “Terrible Episode” … sorry, “Terrible Things”! After magically doing nice things for her friends lands Harvey in a cast, Jenny in a Tom Clancy political thriller, and Sabrina in deep trouble With ...
Episode 3 - Beakers Are Great
June 05, 2017 18:54More refreshing than an ice cold Popsi on a hot summer day, it’s a brand new Sabrina’s Witch Trials! This time on the trials, Alex is joined by good friend and apparent Prime Minister of Germany, Mike Casas to chat about Roller Blahs and bad babysitting, it’s “the True Adventures of Rudy Kazootie”! Will Sabrina find a way to reverse the passion spell she accidentally put on the toddler she is sitting for? Will one of Sabrina’s aunts develop a crush for Mr. Pool at parent’s night? Will a cou...
Episode 2 - Bundt Buddies
June 05, 2017 18:53Grease your pans and beat your eggs, because on this episode of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, host Alex Araujo is joined by friend and beauty blogger Cris Araujo to dig into Sabrina’s entry into the worlds of love and baking… its Bundt Friday! After her magical Truth Sprinkles accidentally get into the wrong hands during home economics, Sabrina not only discovers Libby’s true pant size, but also that her best friend Jenny is harboring some strong feelings for her chief man crush, the sensationall...