Sabrina's Witch Trials - The “Sabrina, the Teenage Witch” Podcast
76 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsSabrina's Witch Trials is your soon to be favorite podcast, where each episode, podcaster and world renowned do-nothing Alex Araujo is joined by a special guest to venture back into the mid 1990s to rewatch, review, and reminisce about everyone's favorite Friday night spell-fest, Sabrina the Teenage Witch!
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Episode 50 - Keep Mom or Carry On
January 05, 2022 10:00More surprising than finding an at-home COVID-19 test in stock, its an all new episode of Sabrina's Witch Trials! On this edition of the show, Alex is joined by media maven Cris Araujo, as Sabrina's man troubles, and mom troubles come to a head, its "Mom vs. Magic"! Will Sabrina choose Harvey or Dashiell? Will She choose her mom or her magic? Will Vesta actually appear ever again!?! Answers to these and other questions await, on this spectacular edition of Sabrina's Witch Trials! Remember, ...
Episode 49 - Run of the Rumor Mill
June 30, 2021 19:48Rumor has it Sabrina's Witch Trials is Back! Alex is joined by Cris Araujo to break down what happens when Sabrina attempts to serve her community (SPOILER: It doesn't go well), its "Rumor Mill"! With special guest stars, romance, and pregnant boys, you wont want to miss a second of this gossip filled, and tomato sauce fueled episode of Sabrina's Witch Trials! Remember, you can always follow Sabrina’s Witch Trials on... Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/SabrinasWitchTrials Instagram – ...
Episode 48- Ru's the Boss
June 09, 2021 09:00Back stronger than packed mass transit and going to obligatory birthday parties, it’s Sabrina’s Witch Trials! On this edition of the show, Alex is joined by noted child of the 80s, Fil Araujo, to watch Sabrina Spellman come to Ru the day she ever pit her aunties against one another, its “Sabrina’s Choice”! Packed with chat about Lisa Loeb, indoor pool kids, New Years Eve 1999, and of course porn star Harvey, you’re sure to say halleloo to this eleganza extravaganza of an episode of Sabrina’...
Which Parade Balloon Matches Your Personality? - The Challenge of the Quizmaster
November 26, 2020 10:41The Challenge of the Quizmaster is BACK! This time, in honor of American Thanksgiving, and Al's massive love for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, Al puts "Media Maven" Cris Araujo under the microscope to decipher which of the parade's iconic balloons matches her personality! Will Cris be flying high with SpongeBob SquarePants, or deflate under the weight of the mediocrity of Nestle's Quik Bunny?! Find out now by listening to this festive Challenge of the Quizmaster! Take the quiz yourse...
Episode 47 - Tootie And The Beasts
November 18, 2020 10:00More fun than a visit to the Harambe Wildlife Reserve, guided by Harvey, it's an all new episode of Sabrina's Witch Trials! On this edition of the show, Alex is joined by "Media Maven" Cris Araujo, to to break down what happens on the Westbridge class trip to Walt Disney's Animal Kingdom that (temporarily) leaves Sabrina with one less friend, and Val with two more legs, It's "Disney World"! Chock full of Zebras, cavemen... Yes CAVEMEN, and especially intellectual property, you don't want to ...
Which Version Of Alanis Morissette Are You? - The Challenge of the Quizmaster
May 27, 2020 23:58The Challenge of the Quizmaster is BACK! This time, Quizmaster Al is back to question Leah Dustin on which version of Alanis Morissette she is... and find out exactly what the hell that means! Take the quiz for yourself on BuzzFeed https://www.buzzfeed.com/katangus/which-alanis-are-you-you-oughta-know Let us know what you got on... Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/SabrinasWitchTrials Instagram – https://www.instagram.com/SabrinasWitchTrials/ Twitter – https://twitter.com/SabrinaP...
Which Shania Twain Song Are You? - The Challenge of the Quizmaster
April 29, 2020 16:30The Challenge of the Quizmaster is BACK! This time, Quizmaster Al is back to question noted child of the 80s, Fil Araujo, about his preferences towards Vegas hotels and romcoms, in order to determine which of Canadian songbird, Shania Twain’s songs he is! With a lot of laughs, and an off-track story or two, this episode is sure to IMPRESS-A-YOU MUCH!! Take the quiz for yourself on BuzzFeed https://www.buzzfeed.com/kelleydunlap/which-shania-twain-song-are-you Let us know what you got on.....
Episode 46 - Earth, Witch and Fired
April 22, 2020 12:00Back to make self quarantine slightly less intolerable, it's an all new Sabrina's Witch Trials! On this edition of the, It's a family affair, as Alex is joined by BOTH Media Maven Cris Araujo, AND Noted Child of the '80s, Fil Araujo, to analyze what happens when Sabrina's inability to pass her elements test gets Quizmaster in a lot of HOT WATER, it's "Quiz Show"! Will Sabrina be able to turn herself into the elements and get one step closer to her witch's license? Will Sabrina make amends w...
Episode 45 - Need for Speech
February 12, 2020 13:00Sabrina’s Witch Trials is BACK! On this edition of the show, Alex is joined by media maven from www.CrisConquers.com, Cris Araujo to analyze our resident teenage witch’s ever-growing glossophobia (fear of public speaking… thanks Google), its “Fear Strikes Up a Conversation” Will Sabina’s anxiousness about having to read an essay on math before her entire school leave her paralyzed with stage fright? Will Hilda be able to fill in for Zelda after she’s incapacitated with a case of Fran Dresch...
What's Your Holiday Porn Name? - The Challenge of the Quizmaster
December 18, 2019 22:00It's the greatest Christmas miracle of all, it's an all new Challenge of the Quizmaster! On this edition of the show, Alex is flying solo, so he can take on perhaps the dirtiest holiday BuzzFeed Quiz of them all... "What's Your Holiday Porn Name?"! Will his cookie preference have him donning Santa's leather belt and boots, or will his choice of Christmas movies turn him into a real HO HO HO! Listen now to this VERY nice (and occasionally naughty) edition of The Challenge of the Quizmaster! ...
Episode 44 - Hack-seat Driver
September 18, 2019 12:00Sabrina’s Witch Trials is back in gear! On this edition of the show Alex is joined by media maven from www.CrisConquers.com, Cris Araujo, to break down the automotive atrocity that occurs when Sabrina’s need for speed meets her horrible irresponsibility, its “ My Nightmare, the Car”! Will sabrina’s decision to buy an other realm automobile have her driving down easy street, or will the revelation that it’s a TALKING CAR (voiced by an exhausted Buddy Hackett) leave her cruisin for a bruisin?...
What Your Charcuterie Board Says About You - The Challenge of the Quizmaster
September 04, 2019 18:53The Challenge of the Quizmaster is back! On this edition, media maven Cris Araujo joins Alex so he can quiz her about one of her favorite subjects, Charcuterie Boards! Through questions about meats and cheeses, Alex not only reveals Cris’s snacking preferences, but also, through BuzzFeed’s powerful harem of quiz-based scientists, what kind of friend Cris is! Grab a snack, preferably Sweet Mini Pickles, and LISTEN NOW!! Take the quiz for yourself on BuzzFeed https://www.buzzfeed.com/latrev...
Can BuzzFeed Guess Your Favorite Ariana Grande Song - The Challenge of the Quizmaster
August 14, 2019 12:00Released more commonly than an Ariana Grande album, it's the Challenge of the Quizmaster! On this edition of the show, Alex is once again joined by pro dancer, and noted "Arianator", Leah Dustin, so that they can find out whether or not BuzzFeed's harem of quiz based scientists can determine which Ariana Grande song is Leah's favorite! Will BuzzFeed "Break Free" from their incompetence and guess her favorite bop, or will their guess leave Leah shaking her head from "Side to Side"?! Check ou...
What Type of Corgi Matches Your Personality - The Challenge of the Quizmaster
August 07, 2019 12:00The Challenge of the Quizmaster is back, and WITH A NEW GUEST!! This time, pro dancer, trainer, and choreographer Leah Dustin stops by the definitely real studio, so Quizmaster Al can determine which corgi matches her personality! Will her preference in foods lead her to the Pembroke, or will her choice in colorful collar mean she's a real Cardigan Welsh corgi?! All that, plus WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS OLD GREGG?!... on this edition of The Challenge of the Quizmaster! Take the quiz for yours...
Episode 43 - Jolt of Personality
July 24, 2019 22:16Sabrina’s Witch Trials is back, with a bit of a personality disorder, because on this episode of the Trials, Alex is joined by media maven Cris Araujo, to break down what happens when Sabrina and Libby get a case of ATTITUDE SICKNESS! Its “When Teens Collide”! Remember, you can always follow Sabrina’s Witch Trials on... Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/SabrinasWitchTrials Instagram – https://www.instagram.com/SabrinasWitchTrials/ Twitter – https://twitter.com/SabrinaPodcast Listen...
Which Bachelorette Boy is Your Boo - The Challenge of the Quizmaster
July 17, 2019 16:24More shocking than Hannah B's persistent defense of Luke P, it's an all-new Challenge of the Quizmaster! On this edition of the show, Alex reveals his deepest darkest secret, his love of "The Bachelorette", and put fellow fan Cris to the test, to find out which 2019 Bachelorette contestant is her boo! All that, plus a prolonged discussion of all the ways of pee is THE WORST, on this edition of The Challenge of the Quizmaster! Take the quiz for yourself on BuzzFeed https://www.buzzfeed.com...
Episode 42 - Pop Rock
June 19, 2019 12:00Tastier than a six pack of refreshing “Talent”, its an all new Sabrina's Witch Trials! On this edition of the show, Al is joined by Noted Child of the 80s, Fil Araujo, to break down what happens when Sabrina and her friends’ taste of fame goes from sweet to sour, its “The Band Episode”! Will Sabrina’s friendships be torn apart by celebrity when her chums win a battle of the bands? Will Zelda convince her cocky colleague, (and potential love interest), Dr. Turdlington to give her his formula? ...
Episode 41 - Trollhearted
May 15, 2019 12:00Way more original than a red dress on Valentine's day, it's an all new Sabrina's Witch Trials! On this edition of the show, Sabrina discovers that there's no such thing as a free lunch (or a free pinball game), as Roland returns to make a MASSACRE out of her Valentine's day, it's "The Equalizer"! Will Sabrina be able to pay back her unintended debts, or will Roland's new role of equalizer allow him to steal Sabrina's heart forever? Will Hilda ever find a date for Valentine's day? Will Ken eve...
Episode 40 - Mean Cuisine
May 01, 2019 12:00When Sabrina turns to magic jumping beans to rescue her from her procrastination, she hops out of the frying pan and into the fire, (and back into the frying pan), it's Sabrina and the Beanstalk! Will Sabrina be able to rescue Harvey from the clutches of the cannibalistically carnivorous Wicked Witch, or will Harvey's unplanned trip up the beanstalk serve as an appetizer to his LAST MEAL?! Answers to these and other questions lie ahead on this decadent edition of Sabrina's Witch Trials! Here...
Bonus Episode - Chilling Adventures of Sabrina Part 2 Review
April 17, 2019 12:00More of an earworm then Masquerade, it's a special bonus episode of Sabrina's Witch Trials! On this edition of the show, Alex is joined by senior analyst in charge of all things chilling, Cris Araujo, to break down the new season (part?) Of Netflix's chilling Adventures of Sabrina! They'll analyze every bit of Sabrina's somewhat jolting evolution from your run-of-the-mill teen Witch, to spooky devil Jesus, and near Queen of Hell. There's also plenty of discussion about the aunties antics, wha...
What Do Your Houseplant Choices Say About You -The Challenge of the Quizmaster
April 03, 2019 12:00The Challenge of the Quizmaster is IN BLOOM again! This time on the Challenge, Alex is joined by PERENNIAL guest, Cris Araujo, to CULTIVATE some fire content, and find out what her plant preferences reveal about her personality! Will Cris be shown to be nurturing and low maintenance, or will she be proven to really SUCCULENT?! Answers to those and other questions, not to mention the slightest bit of actual Sabrina talk, lie ahead on this FRESH edition of the Challenge of the Quizmaster! Ta...
Can BuzzFeed Guess Your Astrological Sign? - The Challenge of the Quizmaster
March 27, 2019 12:00There might be a BAD MOON RISING on this edition of the Challenge of the Quizmaster, because this time, Quizmaster Al has decided to put BuzzFeed to the test to see if it can guess media maven Cris Araujo’s astrological sign, based solely on her pop culture preferences! Will this episode mark the dawning of Cris’s age of AQUARIUS, or will she be driving home in a brand-new TAURUS?! Find out now! Take the quiz for yourself on BuzzFeed https://www.buzzfeed.com/sheridanwatson/can-we-guess-y...
Which Year of the '90s Are You? - The Challenge of the Quizmaster
March 13, 2019 12:00Children's toys? Kool-Aid? Disney Adventures magazines? It must be in all new challenge of the Quizmaster! On this edition, a new Quizmaster takes center stage, as noted child of the 80s, Fil Araujo, stop by to riddle Alex with questions, and find out which year of the '90s best represents his personality! Will your resident do nothing be FRIENDS with 1994, or will Al's well documented love of the Matrix mean he's going to party like it's 1999?! Take the quiz for yourself on BuzzFeed http...
Episode 39 - 10 Things I Hate About Flu
March 06, 2019 13:00I hope you've been vaccinated, because on this edition of Sabrina's Witch Trials, Alex and guest Fill Araujo expose their immune systems to a particularly infectious installment of Sabrina, the teenage witch, it's Finger Lickin' Flu! When Sabrina ignores her aunties' advice to bundle up, she's stricken with the other realm's finger flu, leading Mrs. Quick to catch her magic, and Sabrina's magic finger to turn positively phallic! Can Sabrina beat the sickness and turn Mrs. Quick (and chimp Mr....
Episode 38 - War and Pieces
February 13, 2019 13:00Do you have scientists in a drum? Well then you'd better let him out, because on this incredible installment of Sabrina's witch trials, Alex is joined by noted trial of the 80s, Fil Araujo, to analyze what happens when Sabrina's inability to work with others causes Libby to fall to pieces, it's "Five Easy Pieces of Libby"! Remember, you can always follow Sabrina’s Witch Trials on... Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/SabrinasWitchTrials Instagram – https://www.instagram.com/SabrinasWitch...
Episode 37 - An Inconvenient Youth
February 06, 2019 13:00Grab your skateboard, and your Team Knight Rider report, because on this youthful edition of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, Alex and guest Cris Araujo break down what happens when Sabrina’s ski trip sorrow leads her to give Mr. Kraft a moment of youth, its “Little Big Kraft”! Remember, you can always follow Sabrina’s Witch Trials on... Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/SabrinasWitchTrials Instagram – https://www.instagram.com/SabrinasWitchTrials/ Twitter – https://twitter.com/SabrinaPodcas...
Which CAOS Lady Are You Based on Your Favorite Iconic Heroines? – The Challenge of the Quizmaster
January 24, 2019 01:00From Rosa parks, to Joan of Arc, to Supergirl, history is packed with admirable women, and on this edition of the Challenge of the Quizmaster, Alex partakes in a bit of hero-ine worship, as Quizmaster Cris returns to put him to the test and find out what the women he most admires says about which woman from the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina he is! Will he be kicking it with the Dark Lord, ala Ms. Wardwell, or will his preference in Harry Potter heroines leave him as a real Dorcas?! Listen ...
Which Witch From TV/The Movies Are You? - The Challenge of the Quizmaster
January 17, 2019 01:00Its time to go cauldron shopping, because on this edition of The Challenge of the Quizmaster, media maven, and part time Quizmaster Cris Araujo returns to question and confound Alex, in order to find out which famous witch from TV or film he is! Will Al’s taste in makeup make him into an Endora, or will he living a Charmed life because of his preferred boot?! Listen now and find out! Take the quiz for yourself on BuzzFeed https://www.buzzfeed.com/julianakataoka/we-stan-tv-witches And, l...
Which TGIF Hunk Should You Go Back and Bang REDUX - The Challenge of the Quizmaster
January 10, 2019 00:00Happy new year! A new year requires a new Quizmaster, (at least temporarily), so on this edition of the Challenge of the Quizmaster, Al is giving up the mantle to that media maven from CrisConquers.com, Cris Araujo, so that he can determine which piece of TGIF man candy he should lick! Will Alex’s taste in game consoles lead him to Urkel’s bed, or will he be checking out Genie’s carpet?! Listen now and find out! Take the quiz for yourself on BuzzFeed https://www.buzzfeed.com/rosap/which...
What Percent Salem Are You? - The Challenge Of The Quizmaster
December 13, 2018 01:00Everyone has a little Salem in them, and on this edition of The Challenge of the Quizmaster, noted child of the 80s, Fil Araujo, finds out how much of the tyrannical tabby courses through his veins, as with questions about everything from gluttony to dating, Quizmaster Al seeks to determine what percent Salem he is! Take the quiz for yourself on BuzzFeed https://www.buzzfeed.com/caseyrackham/salem-sabrina-the-teenage-witch-quiz?utm_term=.seQ3MKB40#.qfZLGXRWo And, let us know what you g...
Episode 36 - Yas Queen, Sleigh
December 05, 2018 13:00Wrap those gifts and hang that mistletoe, because on this festive edition of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, the show’s resident Grinch, Alex Araujo, is joined by Kris Kringle himself, Fil Araujo, to break sown Sabrina’s less than silent night in Santa’s boots, its Sabrina Claus! When Sab’s severe case of Egotitis leaves Saint Nick on the injured reserve list, Sabrina has to saddle up the Dirt Devil and take his place (with a little help from Salem, the red nosed reindeer). Will Sabrina be able to ...
Prepare a Magic Potion to Determine Your Sabrina Character - The Challenge of the Quizmaster
November 28, 2018 13:00The Challenge of the Quizmaster is back! This time, Quizmaster Al brings in a new contestant, as noted child of the 80s, Fil Araujo, stops by to throw together a MAGIC POTION, and determine which "Sabrina, The Teenage Witch" character he is! Will his choice of cauldron make him a Libby, or will his preference towards ridiculous ingredients lead him to Drell’s seat on the Witches Council?! Find out now, on this booze-soaked edition of the Challenge of the Quizmaster! Take the quiz for yours...
Which Chilling Adventures of Sabrina Guy Should You Date? - the Challenge of the Quizmaster
November 14, 2018 13:00Brush your sweet tooth, because on this edition of “The Challenge of the Quizmaster”, Al breaks out the MAN CANDY, as he teases the brain of media maven Cris Araujo (www.CrisConquers.com), to determine which Chilling Adventures of Sabrina Guy she should date! Will Cris be cuffed to a Kinkle, or will she spend eternity getting into Nick Scratch’s dingy undies? Listen now, and find out! Take the quiz for yourself on BuzzFeed https://www.buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume/chilling-adventures-of-sab...
Are You More Like Hilda or Zelda from CAOS? - the Challenge of the Quizmaster
November 07, 2018 13:00Grab your Tannis root, and put on your obscure cigarette holding ring, because on this installment of “the Challenge of the Quizmaster”, Alex vexes media maven Cris Araujo with questions regarding colors, crystals, and interior design, all with the goal of finding out if she’s more Hilda or Zelda from "The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina"! will she be more romance novel loving ditz, or chain-smoking sibling killer? Check out this incredible installment of “the Challenge of the Quizmaster” no...
Bonus Episode - Chilling Adventures of Sabrina Season 1 Review
October 31, 2018 19:00Core the pumpkin, ghosts come play! On this special Halloween episode of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, host Al-HEX Ara-BOO-jo is joined by media maven Anticrist-ina Ara-BOO-jo to chat about the first seson Netflix’s spooky new series, the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina! With the latest interpretation of the Sabrina character finally here, they break down the season’s satanic storylines, discuss which characters they enjoyed the most, and analyze who the bigger puss is, Salem or Nick Scratch! All ...
Bonus Episode - Chilling Adventures of Sabrina Trailer Breakdown
October 09, 2018 01:43The first FULL trailer for Netflix’s new series, “The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina” is here! Alex is joined by media maven from www.CrisConquers.com, Cris Araujo, to analyze all the witchcraft, cake, and vaguely spooky shit it has to offer! They’ll also chat about the new characters we get our first looks at, how the series might diverge from its source material, and most importantly… NEIL SEDAKA!!! All that, plus witches playing basketball, on this special trailer breakdown from Sabrina’...
Bonus Episode - Chilling Adventures of Sabrina Teaser Breakdown
September 16, 2018 21:00The first Teaser for Netflix’s new series, “The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina” has landed! Alex is joined by Fil Araujo to breakdown all the witchcraft, dancing, and swimmer’s build Devils in this shockingly short trailer. They also discuss the casting decisions, how this show came about, and analyze what the first season may bring based on context from the comic series its based on. All that, plus an INSANE story about how Salem becomes a cat, on this special trailer breakdown from Sabrin...
The Challenge of the Quizmaster: the Trials of Cris, pt3
September 14, 2018 12:00Set your phasers to STUD, because on this edition of The Challenge of the Quizmaster, www.CrisConquers.com’s Cris Araujo returns to take Quizmaster Al’s (and BuzzFeed’s) sauciest quiz to date, “Which TGIF Hunk Should You Go Back In Time And Bang?”! Will Cris be matched with the ABC Adonis of her dreams? Will she be stuck doing the Urkel dance the rest of her days? Will Al ever let a video game grudge from 1996 go?! Answers to these and other questions lie ahead, on this DADDY-tastic instal...
Episode 35 - (Everything I Undo) I Undo It for You
September 05, 2018 12:00Start tossing your dough, because on this edition of Sabrina’s Witch trials, Sabrina gets into trouble by the slice, when her vague incantations lead to dangerous situations, its “Oh What a Tangled Spell She Weaves”! Join Alex and guest host Fil Araujo as they take a bite out of Sabrina for her abominable pizza production, and attempt to bring logic to this honestly ridiculous episode of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, complete with a pointless B plot, and an appearance from very 90s comedian, ...
The Challenge of the Quizmaster: the Trials of Cris, pt2
August 29, 2018 12:00We all know that Cris Araujo, media maven from www.CrisConquers.com, is a Sabrina, the Teenage Witch fan, but… is she a Sabrina, the Teenage Witch EXPERT?! On this quizzical edition of The Challenge of the Quizmaster, Alex finds out, as he administers “The Hardest Ever Sabrina the Teenage Witch Quiz”, to determine if Cristina digs Sabrina, or if she’s a pineapple head when it comes to STTW trivia! All that, plus a bitter sibling rivalry gets drudged up, on this installment of The Challenge ...
The Challenge of the Quizmaster: the Trials of Cris, pt1
August 01, 2018 12:00Call the witches Council and avert your eyes, because THERE'S A NEW QUIZMASTER IN TOWN! The first episode of Sabrina’s Witch Trials’ supplemental podcast, “The Challenge of the Quizmaster” has arrived! Each episode, our Quizmaster in residence, Alex Araujo, will be joined by a guest, to test them with the internet’s hardest and most ridiculous sabrina related quizzes! On this premiere edition of “The Challenge of the Quizmaster”, Alex quizzes that media maven from www.Crisconquers.com, Cri...
Episode 34 - Closet Drama
July 11, 2018 12:00 - 89.4 MBSabrina’s spilling the tea on this edition of the Witch Trials! Its Friday, the 13th, which means she’s free to tell Valerie and Harvey she’s a Witch! But, when Libby overhears, and Valerie and Harvey’s day in The Other Realm leads them directly into the center of a vortex, will Sabrina’s secret, and friends be gone forever? Join Alex and guest Cris Araujo (WWW.CrisConquers.com), as they analyze all the corn dogs, pomegranates, and ex Baseball players that makes “To Tell A Mortal” such a me...
Episode 33 - Maw Maw Said Lock You In
May 30, 2018 12:00More delicious than a bowl full of pudding and crackers, it’s a brand new Sabrina’s Witch Trials! On this edition, join Alex and guest Cris Araujo (CrisConquers.Com), as they meet Sabrina’s backwoods brethren, and attempt to analyze their hillbilly humor (and OVERT RACISM), its “Witch Trash”! From pork rinds, to outhouses, and even poor grammar, this episode packs in all the classic yokel tropes, and throws in the drugging of mortals and mortgage talk to boot! All this, plus the triumphant ...
Episode 32 - A Witch in Time
April 25, 2018 12:00Grab your flux capacitor, and your love beads, because on this psychedelic installment of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, Alex is joined by noted child of the 80s, Fil Araujo, to analyze what happens when Salem Saberhagen’s sardine scented sleepy time snack sends the Spellman’s to the sixties, its “Inna Gadda Sabrina”! Will Sabrina be able to regain her magical Time Ball from Salem, and send Westbridge back to the 90s? Will Hilda and Zelda put down the bong long enough to look for it? Will our resi...
Episode 31 - Children of the (Candy) Corn
March 14, 2018 12:00Sabrina’s Witch Trials is back to HAUNT your headphones and SPOOK the shit out of you (sorry, but candy corn does that)! On this eerie edition of the show, the ghostest with the moistest, Alex Araujo is joined by the macabre media maven from www.CrisConquers.com, Cris Araujo to break down what happens when Valerie’s desire for Halloween hipness gets Sabrina a whole lot of TOIL and TROUBLE, its “A River of Candy Corn Runs Through it”! Also, TALKING FURNITURE!!! Remember, you can always follow...
Episode 30 - Girl, Interrupted
February 07, 2018 13:00The BOYS are back for this testosterone filled installment of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, as Alex is Joined by noted child of the 80s, and H Jon Benjamin impersonator, Fil Araujo, to break down all the burping, scratching and brawling that occurs when Sabrina, the Tennage Witch sees how the other half lives (and what its like to earn an extra 17 cents an hour for the same work), its “Sabrina, The Teenage Boy”! Remember, you can always follow Sabrina’s Witch Trials on... Facebook - https://www...
Episode 29 - Doll Work and No Play
January 10, 2018 13:00There’s NO FUN AND GAMES on this edition of Sabrina’s Witch Trials (not true), as noted child of the 80s, Fil Araujo, stops by to help Alex break down what happens when Sabrina tries babysitting a second time, and ends up staging a breakout in Toyland, its “A Doll’s Story”! Will Sabrina manage to escape the torturous toy box of her snotty cousin Amanda, and free the group of misfit tools she has trapped inside? Will the Hilda and Zelda’s visit to the Celestial Bodies Spa help them to overcome...
Episode 28 - The Racist Gets Boned
December 13, 2017 22:00Tell your Yenta to take the day off, because on this infatuating installment of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, Alex is joined once again by that media maven from Crisconquers.com, Cris Araujo, to chat about Sabrina’s date with a WITCH boy that puts Harvey (and his ridiculously hot date) in MORTAL danger! Its episode 28, “Dante’s Inferno!
Episode 27 - Dummy and Dumber
November 15, 2017 13:00Don your ugliest cocktail dress, because on this episode of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, Alex is joined by media maven Cris Araujo, to chat about Sabrina’s adventures in matchmaking and hypno-pimping, its “Dummy for Love”! When our resident teen witch raises the ire of the dorky Vice Principal Kraft, she does the only sensible thing to get out of detention… prostituting her loving aunt! With school paper editorials, Cupid diapers, and cream pies galore, you won’t want to miss a second of this su...
Episode 26 - Full Metal Jackass
October 25, 2017 12:00Shine your shoes and buff your finger nails, because on this edition of Sabrina’s Witch Trials, “Ace Photographer” Brayan Casas returns to join Alex in breaking down Sabrina’s adventure through boot camp and ball gowns, its “Sabrina Gets Her License: Part 2”! After her initial Witch’s License exam goes loco(motive), Sabrina is sentenced to a weekend at Witch Camp, under the harsh tutelage of Sargent Slater, all while her attendance of Westbridge Football Formal, and her relationship with Ha...