Roast Mortem Cast
303 episodes - English - Latest episode: 11 months ago - ★★★★★ - 81 ratingsWe've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed.
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Episodes
243 - Sir Richard Burton (pt.4): An Examination of the Gash.
July 28, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 75.6 MBBurton sets out for an expedition of the unexplored city of Harar in modern day Ethiopia, he documents extreme female circumcision, fights in the Crimean War and had a decisive scuffle with the Somali's and his stalker back in London. The quest for the source of the Nile has begun!
242 - Sir Richard Burton (pt.3): Undercover Hajj to Mecca
July 21, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 93.4 MBRichard Burton meets his stalker fan girl then sets off on a exploration of Islam's most venerated cities, Medina & Mecca, disguised as Mizra Abdullah.
242: Sir Richard Burton (pt3): Undercover Hajj to Mecca
July 21, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 93.4 MBRichard Burton meets his stalker fan girl then sets off on a exploration of Islam's most venerated cities, Medina & Mecca, disguised as Mizra Abdullah.
241- Sir Richard Burton (pt.2): A Soldier's* Life
July 14, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 81.5 MB*Not actively deployed to combat. Just spent his time documenting breasts, exposing homosexual activity, drinking weed, living amongst monkeys; calling one of them his wife. In fact, there is very little soldiering happening in this episode... It mainly consists of imperialistic debauchery in India and the raving of a madman.
241: Sir Richard Burton (pt.2): A Soldier's* Life
July 14, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 81.5 MB*Not actively deployed to combat. Just spent his time documenting breasts, exposing homosexual activity, drinking weed, living amongst monkeys; calling one of them his wife. In fact, there is very little soldiering happening in this episode... It mainly consists of imperialistic debauchery in India and the raving of a madman.
240 - Sir Richard Burton (pt.1): Yung Ruffian Dick
July 07, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 70.3 MBWe begin a journey into one of the most eccentric adventures of all time, Sir Richard Burton. Looking into his life as a child hellraiser
240 - Sir Richard Burton (pt1): Yung Ruffian Dick
July 07, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 70.3 MBWe begin a journey into one of the most eccentric adventures of all time, Sir Richard Burton. Looking into his life as a child hellraiser
239 - Humphrey Bogart: The Stiffest Drink and the Blackest Lungs
June 30, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 82.7 MBWe exam the life and times of one of Hollywood's most legendary actors, Humphrey Bogart. From his dysfunctional marriage to Mayo Meth-Thot, his constant drinking and smoking, this spoiled rich kid, never really fit in until it was too late.
238 - Carl Sagan: The Language of the Cosmos are Boners
June 23, 2022 10:00 - 2 hours - 87.2 MBGrant from Thought Cops joins us for astronomer, exobiologist and dank boy Carl Sagan. Sagan was a man that taught millions about the wonders of the universe, but he also kept some very horny scientist friends. We explore the amazing career of this 20th century scientist, from the US space race, to Dolphin boners.
237 - Alexander the Great (pt6): All GREAT things come to an end
June 16, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 75.9 MBAll great things come to an end, we unpack the mysterious and sudden death of Alexander the Great, his legacy and all the chafed thighs he affected!
236 - Alexander the Great (pt5): Hitting the Hindu Kush
June 09, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 83.3 MBAlex expands further and further into Asia. Into a world previously unknown to the Hellenic states. Where people eat spicy curry, ride giant ants and smoke the dankest nugs!
235 - Alexander the Great (pt4): Empire Building 101
June 02, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 81 MBAlexander continues to steamroll around the the Mediterranean. He mashes the Gordian Knot, he poops his pants with malaria, he creates a freaking peninsula to attack the island city of Tyre!!! Oh and if you thought Zeus and Philip were his only daddies.... Try Amon-Ra. Cause guess what, he takes Egypt. All leading up to the decisive battle against the flaccid Darius at the Battle of Gaugamela!
234 - Alexander the Great (pt3): Epic Darius vs Alexander Showdown
May 26, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 84.8 MBAlexander first faces off with Darius III and instantly finds his gaping hole
Alexander the Great (pt3): Epic Darius vs Alexander Showdown
May 26, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 84.8 MBAlexander first faces off with Darius III and instantly finds his gaping hole
233 - Alexander the Great (pt2): Hard Hellenic Hell-Raising
May 19, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 70.4 MBOur saga of Alexander the Great continues... or begins, as Alexander is pooped out into the world, electrified by the jizzbolts of the mighty Zeus! But lil' Alex isn't great just yet, he is just a baby boy! His daddy Philp on the other hand is smacking around all of his other Hellenic neighbors, even scores himself a druggie Oracle. DOPE! But when you fly too close to Helios, you're gonna get burned.
232 - Alexander the Great (pt1): Greek Salad Extra Ranch
May 12, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 79.8 MBWe begin are hard as hell epic of Alexander the Great. Not even making it out of the womb, we cover the hell out of ancient ionic Greek and their slick thighs
231 - Chiang Kai-shek (pt4): Taiwan!!! second times a charm, right?
May 05, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 76.2 MBThe final episode of our Chiang Kai-shek series. The ultimate showdown between Mao Zedong and Chiang Kai-Shek... Spoilers Chaing losses... From his tiny island of Taiwan, he declares that he will one day retake mainland China!
230 - Chiang Kai-Shek (pt3): WWII Gangbang
April 28, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 73.2 MBWe cover the Second Sino-Japanese War and WWII asChiang goes to war with modern mechanized Imperial Japan as he burns his own country to the ground. And after some sailors in Hawaii have a really bad day Dec 7th 1941, America joins the fight!
229 - Chiang Kai-Shek (pt2): The Sloppy Nanjing Decade & Donald of China
April 21, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 84.2 MBOur story of Chiang Kai Shek continues and we dive head first into the Nanjing Decade. Chiang seizes power and leads a violent purge of the CCP. And one extremely white dude named Donald of China, saves the country from unraveling at the seams.
228 - Chiang Kai-Shek (pt1): The Virgin Boy Egg of China
April 14, 2022 10:00 - 2 hours - 88.2 MBWe begin a epic series down the life of revolutionary and founder of modern China, Chiang Kai-Shek. Chiang quickly shed his 'Milk name' and headed out into a career in the military, nationalism and syphilis
227 - Walt Disney - Cultural Icon, Suppressed Furry & Chu-Chu man
April 07, 2022 10:00 - 2 hours - 91.3 MBZach from YoloSwagStudios joins us for a roast of WALT DISNEY. From humble beginnings at the ol’ family jelly factory, Disney created a cultural empire that changed shaped the American identity. I mean without him we would never had Shrek… not that Shrek is a Disney cartoon… but Butterfly Effect, bro!
226 - Melvil Dewey: The Double D Dewey Decimal System
March 31, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 90.7 MBProfessional Librarian and resident host Connor takes us through the life of horn dog Melvil Dewey. You know, the Dewey Decimal System! Dewey was a very particular man with very particular tastes... Especially when it came to his female students & colleagues. In addition to organizing libraries as we know it, Dewey also tried to shorten the English language and set up his own little racist, sexual assault vacation resort, Lake Placid, New York!
225 - Hiroshi Yamauchi : Nintendo's Willy Wonka Hates You
March 24, 2022 10:00 - 2 hours - 93.6 MBThe boys from the Drink a Beer Play a Game Podcast join us for a roast of the Nintendo's grumpy, egotistical president Hiroshi Yamauchi. The meteoric rise of Nintendo Frankensteined the video game industry back to life in the 1980’s with Yamauchi at the helm. He manically micromanaged his team, the all while NEVER PLAYING A VIDEO GAME IN HIS LIFE
224 - George C Scott (pt2): The Sophisticated Strangler
March 17, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 93.6 MBThe ultimate American actor becomes the ultimate American General... And then he does it again... in a very lame TV production. We finish out the turbulant carreer of George C Scott, the man that put Hollywood in a choke hold.
223 - George C Scott (pt1): The Meathead Thespian
March 10, 2022 11:00 - 2 hours - 82.7 MBGeorge C Scott can best be described as the American version of Oliver Reed... Except his drunken escapades usually ended in assault, battery or domestic abuse. George is best observed from a distance, a stages length at best.
222 - Gustav Krupp (pt2): Spicy Germany and the Big Boom Booms
March 03, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 82.1 MBWe close out the Krupp Dynasty with a bang... cause we are talking about cannons... and WWII... Yeaaaaaaah. The Krupps firm works with the Austrian 'Guttersnipe' and starts pumping out overly complicated Panzer tanks, amongst other weapons of death. But will the evil Krupps get their comeuppance when the war is over. Tune in to find out!
221 - Gustav Krupp (pt1): A Match Made in Germany
February 24, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 93.6 MBWe return to the long twisted lineage of the Krupp family and their arms dealin empire. The Family has a shuffle up and a neurotic outsider becomes the Cannon King, just in time for The War to End All Wars!
220 - Hergé: The Misadventures of Tintin
February 17, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 72.1 MBGeorge Remi, a.k.a. Hergé, created one of the most influential and popular comics of the 20th Century... Tintin is such a favorite of Travis' that he has Captain Haddock tattooed on his leg! But behind the exciting adventures of Tintin, lays a personal story of a struggling artist, German occupation, and a series of not-so-secret affairs. Was Hergé a Nazi mouthpiece as depicted by the Belgian Resistance? Or was he just a whiney oblivious idiot trying to make ends meet.
219 - Alfred Krupp (pt2): We Build This City on Steel & Horse Shit
February 10, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 76.8 MBWe continue the strange tale of the steel-forging, horse poop-smelling, genius boy, Alfred Krupp, Connor takes us on the strangest episode of MTV Cribs through Al's 'Villa Hügel', his influential role in the formation of Germany and his Steel empire!
218 - Alfred Krupp (pt.1): The Smell of Success
February 03, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 79.3 MBAlfred Krupp was a lot of things. A businessman. A genius inventor. An arms dealer. When it came to steel, especially steel cannons, there was no other. But behind the accolades lays a very strange and curious man. A man who smelled horse poop for it restorative powers. A man that was afraid of breathing his own breath. A man that was afraid of fire, yet owned a foundry. Join us as we explore the 19th century freak, Alfred Krupp!
217 - Harry Selfridge: Department Store Sugar Daddy
January 27, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 86.8 MBYou ever stuff your face with Auntie Anne's, waddle into a Macy's and think 'Wow! This sure am pretty!". Well we sure have! Join us for a roast of retail magnate, Harry Gordon Selfridge. This American ex-pat redefined the customer experience with London's Selfridge Department Store... Only to squander it all away on a series of gold-digging arm candies.
216 - Agrippina the Younger: Move Over Dummies, Mom's Driving
January 20, 2022 11:00 - 2 hours - 80.4 MBYou thought the Antichrist Nero was bad? Try Nero's mom, Agrippina the Younger. One of the most powerful woman of ancient Rome, Agrippina schemed, murdered and fucked her way to the top in an all out incest-fest. Tits out for the Empress!
215 - Dimebag Darrell: Beta-Pantera Shredder & White Wine Enthusiast
January 13, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 91.9 MBDylan from Not For Human Consumption podcast joins us for a roast of Metal Guitar God Dimebag Darrell. We WALK through the long career of the Abbott brothers, Darrell and Vinny Paul. From the not-so-humble begins of hair metal Beta-Pantera ft. Terry ‘Jizzman’ Glaze… Through the ‘’9/11 of Rock music’ that lead Dimebag through those CEMETERY GATES. We also examine the questionable antics of frontman and white wine enthusiast, Phil Anselmo. Cause… well you’ll hear it!
214 - Calamity Jane: BUT WAIT... She's wearing PANTS!
January 06, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 83.7 MBCalamity Jane has become the stuff of American legend... But how much of her story is actually true? Spoilers!!! Not that much! But she swore, whored, got wasted and wore pants! We take I deep dive into this trainwreck of a woman and dig up some stinky cattle wrangling genitalia!
213 - Hetty Green: The Witch of Wall Street
December 30, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 93.3 MBYa'll like POWERFUL WOMEN?!? Well try a suck on these whale blubber rich tiddies of the Witch of Wall Street, Henrietta Green. From less then humble beginnings of New England whaling tychoons, Hetty became one of America's most infamous misers by penny pinching her inherited fortune and forging wills of her rich relatives. Think Angelica Pickles meets Jordan Belfort!
2021 Roast Mortem Countdown
December 23, 2021 11:00 - 2 hours - 84.1 MBIt's that time again! The 4th annual Roast Mortem New Years Countdown. We traveling in our stupid time machine roasting idiots that died on the 21st year of their century! Let's close out 2021..... please.... PLEASE!!!!
212 - Chris Benoit: The Ultimate Family Man
December 16, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 63.5 MBWas Benoit a bad man? No. Did he repeatedly dive head first into his brain holster for 2 decades? HELL YEAH BROTHER! Gonna be honest with you here, this episode will be summited as evidence in by the prosecutor in the Gilgo Beach Serial Killer (A.K.A. Mike Regan) Trial.
211 - V.I. Lenin (pt2): Founder of the USSR (a.k.a. Karl Marx's Afterbirth)
December 09, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 91.5 MBThe Communist Revolution is upon us, Comrades! The despotic rule of the moronic Romanovs' is over! Who will fill this Russian power vaccuum? Well our hard-brained V.I. Lenin, of course! This absentee revolutionary finally returns to Mother Russia, thanks to the help of right-wing Germany, and install his Communist Utopia. Communist Utopia? More like a fascist dictatorship, that rattled the already starving country into a dismal hellscape. Canabalism will make the country whole, Comrades!
210 - V.I. Lenin (pt1): The Armchair Revolutionary with a MASSIVE dome
December 02, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 93.5 MBHey dirty, slutty COMMIES! We begin our deep dive into the life of one of the most influential idiots of the 20th Century. V.I. Lenin! This top-heavy opportunist spent his life primarily outside of the oppressive Tsarist Russia arguing with other bourgeoisie nerds about the teachings of Karl Marx. Through perversions of Marxist Theory, Lenin created a system almost undistinguishable from the Communist Manifesto. With help of his fish-eyed wife and paychecks from his wealthy mom, Lenin laid i...
209 - Dan Sickles (pt2): Civil War One-legged Wonder
November 25, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 94.7 MBThe second part of the man, the legend Dan Sickles. With the country torn apart Dan decides, "Fck it, I killed a man, I can be a Union General!" We explore his controversial actions at the infamous Battle of Gettysburg, his continued fascination with Cuba and his life long search for poon.
208 - Dan Sickles (pt1): F*ck the Star-Spangled Banner, Kid!
November 18, 2021 11:00 - 2 hours - 95.7 MBThe first leg of our journey through the magnificent American, Dan Sickle. This man boned his way around the 19th century world, from the seedy streets of Manhattan, to cut-throat halls of Congress, even the royal courts of Europe. Join us as we see where his 'rockets red glare' takes him.
207 - John Barrymore: Drew's Drunk Hung Grandad
November 11, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 84 MBThis Hollywood heavy-hitter was born into the theater royalty. The thing was he never wanted to act. All he wanted was to shit on his liver and flop his massive schlong on minors.
206 - Iceberg Slim: Legendary Pimp with the Drip
November 04, 2021 10:00 - 2 hours - 90.2 MBIs Roast Mortem gonna have to slap a bitch?! Adam from Houston of WGS Podcast joins us and we pimpwalk though the life of legendary hustler Iceberg Slim. From sloppy sex workers, to doing time, to an influential African-American author, Iceberg did it ALL!
205 - King John: Robin Hood, Magna Carta & England's Softest Sword
October 28, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 89.1 MBKing John is regarded as one of England's WORST Kings. This nail-biting weenie boy lost most of the Angevin territory, murdered his nephew, had an 8 year old wife and was so bad that the English barrons' had to draft Magna Carta.
204 - Richard the Lionheart: The English* Crusader King
October 21, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 82.2 MBWe continue our trip down the Plantagenet line of royal sucksession, with Richard the Lionheart. This anal rapist, fought his way onto the English thronewith the help of his butt-buddy Philip II of France. Before heading off to the 3rd Crusade in the Holy Land committing war crimes and political disasters in his wake. Plus we take a dive into the REAL Order of the Assassins.
203 - Henry II of England: ANGRY mattress-eating king!
October 14, 2021 10:00 - 2 hours - 85.4 MBThe first of the Plantagenet English monarchy, Herny II was a furious king. So furious that it is said that he ate his straw mattress in a fit of rage. We are taking a trip through the trailer park that is the fight for the English throne, the Angevin Empire and Henry’s treacherous sons.
202 - Robespierre: Rope Shootin' Revolutionary
October 07, 2021 10:00 - 2 hours - 90.3 MBFrance can be a confusing place. They eat snails, make that weird nose sounds when they speak, and they have an incroyablement confusing Revolution. Lucky for you, we are going to breakdown the fiery statesman and leader of the of the Reign of Terror, shootin' Ropes-pierre. You'll lose your head when you find out what is ' Committee of Public Safety' was up to!
201 - Gaius Marius: The Roman Consul with 7 eggs on his face
September 30, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 89.8 MBBasically the Super Mario of Rome. This sleazy 7 time Roman Consul defended the empire against a bunch of blonde hair blue-eyed barbarians.
200 - Nostradamus: WE STOP 9/11 FROM THE FUTURE USING THE PAST!!!
September 23, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 93.4 MBWell, we did it! Episode 200! Not like we weren't gonna do it cause IT WAS PROPHESIZED! We would say Nostradamus was a smooth brain, but let's just say we stopped 9/11, COVID and HITLER this week. Open up those history textbooks... Those events aren't even there anymore. YOU'RE WELCOME.
199 - Mock Duck: NY Chinatown Tong Wars
September 16, 2021 10:00 - 2 hours - 82.4 MBHey Martin Scorsese! There is a whole NY underworld that you have touched on. But don't worry, no asian hate from RMC. We take a deep dive into the birth of NY Chinatown and roast one of the most infamous gangsters of the Hip Sing Tong, Mock Duck. A chainmail wearing badass with Lo Pan size nails, who will blow pepper in your eyes and come after you with a hatchet.