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RJ Hates Rap

180 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 22 hours ago - ★★★★★ - 51 ratings

RJ Hates Rap. Tope Loves Rap. Every week, they will listen to a different rap song until one of those things change.

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Episodes

Vol. 126: The Ballads Of John Cena

February 16, 2020 08:00 - 36 minutes - 50.7 MB

RJ and Tope about white rap history month, the incorrect name of IPA, Eminem doing stuff, WWE, Fast and the Furious, multiple orgasms and how rap saved John Cena’s career

Vol. 125: White Iverson (Post Malone)

February 09, 2020 09:00 - 26 minutes - 36.2 MB

RJ and Tope about white rap history month, our new TV show, story time with Tope, Iverson, basketball stuff and PRACTICE?! PRACTICE?!?? PRRACTTTTIIICCCEEEE???!!!

Vol. 124: I'm Back (Eminem)

February 02, 2020 10:00 - 31 minutes - 43.6 MB

RJ and Tope rap about white rap history month, 5 star iTunes review, disgusting things, Vermont, pop stars, PUFF DADDY, disturbing things and a huge update

Vol. 123: The Nosebleed Section (Hilltop Hoods)

January 26, 2020 10:00 - 26 minutes - 36.6 MB

RJ and Tope about Australia, giving bad, white rappers, jewish singers, old technology, weird instruments and RJ being…well RJ.

Vol. 122: Fight The Power (Public Enemy)

January 19, 2020 09:00 - 27 minutes - 37.6 MB

RJ and Tope about simple pleasures, the most dangerous people in the world, 1989, Elvis (and other racists), fighting the power, great black voices and ….less.

Vol. 121: Mans Not Hot (Big Shaq)

January 12, 2020 10:00 - 26 minutes - 36.3 MB

RJ and Tope about children books, The Wheel of Misfortune, honeymoon locations, black actors from England, 12-step programs, the saaauucccceeeeee and being too damn hot!

Vol. 120: Old Town Road [Remix] (Lil Nas X and Billy Ray Cyrus)

January 05, 2020 10:00 - 25 minutes - 35.3 MB

RJ and Tope rap New Year/Same RJ, the highest charting song of all time, black actors looking the same, Nigerian Dads, Old Town Road: The Movie and gay musicians

Vol. 119: Ho (Ludacris)

December 29, 2019 10:00 - 23 minutes - 32.6 MB

RJ and Tope rap about Hanukkah, the HOliday season, a huge announcement, the definition of a Ho, sucking chocolate, HOme Depot and a recap of 2019

Vol. 118: Ludacrismas (Ludacris)

December 22, 2019 10:00 - 26 minutes - 36.6 MB

RJ and Tope rap about Christmas, Mariah Carey, Ludacris’ career, Fred Claus, a playist race, being poor on Christmas, Santa being fake. RJ Loves Christmas!

Vol. 117: The Story Of Adidon (Pusha T)

December 15, 2019 10:00 - 36 minutes - 49.8 MB

RJ and Tope rap about the conclusion of the Drake feud, pooping, NOT BEING A DEAD-BEAT DAD, Tom Hanks, BEING A PRESENT FATHER, ghostwriting, TAKING CARE OF YOUR BABIES and Kanye West.

Vol. 116: Charged Up and Back To Back (Drake)

December 08, 2019 10:01 - 35 minutes - 48.7 MB

RJ and Tope rap about Queer Abby, the spirit of Christmas, new arcs, the worst thing you can do in rap, the worst thing you can do to a turkey, awful dads and why Canadians are weird.

Vol. 115: Freek-A-Leek [Remix] (Petey Pablo, Lil Jon, Jermaine Dupri & Twista)

December 08, 2019 10:00 - 28 minutes - 39.7 MB

RJ and Tope rap about e-mails, happiness, muffins, Sharon, Gin and the greatest compilation album in the history of rap!

Vol. 114: Doomsday (MF Doom)

November 24, 2019 10:00 - 30 minutes - 42.2 MB

RJ and Tope rap about 5 star review, China, jive, Thanksgiving, fake singers, sexy sexy beats, Bed Bath and Beyond, words of the week and did we mention sexy beats?

Vol. 113: Truth Hurts (Lizzo)

November 17, 2019 10:00 - 26 minutes - 35.8 MB

RJ and Tope rap about trains, RJ advice, [email protected], the greatness of men, genetic testing, the Adult Video News Report and the Minnesota Vikings

Vol. 112: Rap Features on Pop Remixes

November 10, 2019 10:00 - 32 minutes - 45.2 MB

RJ and Tope rap about gay nicknames, white people, remixes, our newest fan Alice, Katy Perry, fake friends, big booties and the bridge between pop music and rap

Vol. 111.5: New Slaves - The Lost Episode (Kanye West)

November 03, 2019 10:00 - 27 minutes - 37.6 MB

RJ and Tope rap about….a very special lost episode of RJ Hates Rap….

Vol. 111: Hip Hop (Dead Prez)

October 20, 2019 09:00 - 26 minutes - 36.1 MB

RJ and Tope rap about advice, black power, The Year 2000, fake thugs, the popo and RJ loves rap?

Vol. 110: BBO (Migos & 21 Savage)

October 13, 2019 09:00 - 30 minutes - 41.4 MB

RJ and Tope rap about 5 star reviews, apostrophe, friendship, Celine Dion, Star Wars and ICE

Vol. 109: Mr. Me Too (Clipse & Pharrell)

September 29, 2019 09:00 - 25 minutes - 35.5 MB

RJ and Tope rap about unfortunate song titles, musicals, Facebook, on being coooool, JIVE!, white racial slurs and the final song of the Pharell storyline (for now)

Vol. 108: Shake Ya Ass (Mystikal)

September 15, 2019 09:00 - 27 minutes - 37.5 MB

RJ and Tope rap about Pharrell, The Great Chicken War of 2019, booty, RJ’s Ted talk, SAT Words, soulful voices, stripper stories and what your [redacted body part] tastes like.

Vol. 107: Got Your Money (Ol' Dirty Bastard)

September 08, 2019 09:00 - 28 minutes - 38.6 MB

RJ and Tope rap about new storylines, cover songs, pimps, AP American History, nicknames, testicles and Tope officially breaking.

Vol. 106: One Day (UGK)

September 01, 2019 09:00 - 29 minutes - 40 MB

RJ and Tope rap about 5 star reviews, black gay celebs, people going to prison for…reasons, purple drank, chickens and TOO MUCH COCAINE

Vol. 105: Jesus Walks (Kanye West)

August 25, 2019 17:01 - 25 minutes - 34.4 MB

RJ and Tope rap about their return, old TV stars, black Jesus, too much drugs, nicknames and where the Devil lives.

Vol. 104: Rap Devil vs Killshot (Machine Gun Kelly vs Eminem)

February 24, 2019 08:00 - 45 minutes - 62.9 MB

RJ and Tope rap about white rap history month, feuds, being old, having a manbun, people’s daughter, DIDDY! and social media.

Vol. 103: Lose Control (Kevin Federline)

February 17, 2019 10:00 - 31 minutes - 43.5 MB

RJ and Tope rap about white rap history month, Super Bowl half time shows, Britney (bitch), music genres, BDSM and the full career of Kevin ‘K-Fed’ Federline

Vol. 102: Pop Goes The Weasel (3rd Bass)

February 10, 2019 09:00 - 28 minutes - 38.8 MB

RJ and Tope rap about white rap history month, DMX, white on white crime, House Of Pain, ruining childhoods and Bill Clinton.

Vol. 101: Fancy (Iggy Azalea)

February 03, 2019 08:00 - 31 minutes - 43.1 MB

RJ and Tope rap about white rap history month….part 2….as part of a 4-week mini-series! They also rap about Lin Manuel Miranda, fake voices, being fancy, being basic, eating metal and there’s some playism in there somewhere.

Vol. 100: The Biggest Episode Of All Time!

July 29, 2018 08:00 - 1 hour - 156 MB

RJ and Tope rap about THE BIGGEST EPISODE OF ALL TIME!  Over 100 rap songs, over 100 moments of playism, over 100 mentions purple drink.  over 100 mentions of Sharon, over 100 members of #blacktwitter who hate us.  And over 100 thank yous to our Friends From The Neighborhood for helping us get to this milestone

Vol. 99: I Love My B***h (Busta Rhymes, Will.I.Am and Kelis)

July 15, 2018 08:00 - 32 minutes - 44.3 MB

RJ and Tope rap about being black, pet names for your lovers, The Black Eyed Peas, weird places to have sex, clean versions and dirty relationships

Vol. 98: Not Going Back (Childish Gambino)

July 01, 2018 08:00 - 34 minutes - 44.3 MB

RJ and Tope rap about Tope's Song, being white, acting black, The Ol' Donald Glover, spelling bees, Spiderman and Rashida F'N Jones!

Vol. 97: Changes (2pac)

June 24, 2018 08:00 - 25 minutes - 34.9 MB

RJ and Tope rap about RJ's favorite artists, depressing songs, crack babies, Tupac being from the future, black presidents, Daddy Biden and Rashida F'N Jones!

Vol. 96: Gucci Gang (Lil' Pump)

June 17, 2018 08:00 - 32 minutes - 44 MB

RJ and Tope rap about iTunes 5-star reviews, Tiffany Haddish, Season 2, Gucci Gang, Miami, purple drink, airlines and ANOTHER UNDERAGED RAPPER

Vol. 95: Back That Ass Up (Juvenile)

May 27, 2018 08:00 - 31 minutes - 43.6 MB

RJ and Tope rap about yeah, Michael Che, yeah, black stuff, Lil Wayne, yeah, respecting woman, yeah, your father yeah and picking up girl, yeah

Vol. 94: Jump (Kriss Kross)

May 20, 2018 08:00 - 25 minutes - 34.7 MB

RJ and Tope rap about Cardi B, This is America, children, being wack, Spongebob Squarepants, one hit wonders and Kidz Bop.

Vol. 93: Mask Off (Future)

May 13, 2018 07:00 - 29 minutes - 40.1 MB

RJ and Tope rap about going BACK TO THE FUTURE!!!!!  Marty and Doc rap about molly, Percocet, Percocet, Molly, favorite foods, Selma (not that one), not rhyming, growing up poor and terrible Back To The Future reference 

Vol. 92: Ride Wit Me (Nelly)

May 06, 2018 07:00 - 31 minutes - 42.9 MB

RJ and Tope rap about The Kardashians, legal teenagers, Line Of The Week, pointless flights and RJ figures out a new way to get Tope upset

Vol. 91: These Walls (Kendrick Lamar)

April 29, 2018 07:40 - 29 minutes - 40.2 MB

RJ and Tope rap about 5 Star iTunes reviews, Tom Hanks, K.Dot, different type of walls, the greatest instrument known to men, straight sex, sexy ass beats and straight sex to sexy ass beats

Vol. 90: Yonkers (Tyler, The Creator)

April 15, 2018 08:30 - 27 minutes - 38.1 MB

RJ and Tope rap about Hey Arnold, broadway plays, raw human emotion, paradoxes, golf, Father's Day and Jesus

Vol. 89: Never Scared (Bone Crusher, Killer Mike and T.I.)

April 08, 2018 07:00 - 28 minutes - 39.1 MB

RJ and Tope rap about porn cartoons, Powerpuff Girls, The Fall Out Of Fall Out Boy, Atlanta, not being afraid, friends from the neighborhood, guns, cookies and our new line of clothing

Vol. 88: This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race (Fall Out Boy)

April 01, 2018 07:00 - 28 minutes - 39.5 MB

RJ and Tope rap about dogs, steel drums, Fall Out Boy, RJ's soapbox, America, Kanye and shitty impressions.

Vol. 87: Flava In Ya Ear [Remix] (Biggie, Craig Mack, LL Cool J, Busta & Rampage)

March 25, 2018 08:00 - 30 minutes - 41.9 MB

RJ and Tope rap about porn cartoons, Enemies From The Neighborhood, remixes, UPS, diss tracks to no one, Busta Rhymes and Tope is STILL really mad at RJ.

Vol. 86: Favorite Song (Chance The Rapper & Childish Gambino

March 18, 2018 08:00 - 28 minutes - 40.6 MB

RJ and Tope rap about ruined childhoods, Back To The Future, annoying songs, Chicago's Public Schools system, the fake Harlem Shake, the real Harlem Shake and Coke (the kind you drink).

Vol. 85: Wicked (Future)

March 11, 2018 08:00 - 28 minutes - 39.7 MB

RJ and Tope rap about 5-Star iTunes reviews, The Spice Girls, Mumble Rap, easy Spanish lessons, Purple Drank and breaking promises.

Vol. 84: What's My Name (DMX)

March 04, 2018 10:00 - 32 minutes - 44.3 MB

RJ and Tope rap about our pod-versary, Déjà vu, words RJ can’t say, words RJ shouldn’t say, grandma, IsDMXInJail.com, The Spice Girls and everyone’s favorite children’s TV show. Thanks for supporting us for the last two years!

Vol. 83: Ugly (Bubba Sparxxx)

February 25, 2018 10:00 - 28 minutes - 38.9 MB

RJ and Tope rap about White (Rap) History Month, cheating, Black Panther, Four Horsemen, being beautiful on the inside, Timbaland and Doo Doo.

Vol. 82: Pop The Trunk (Yelawolf)

February 18, 2018 10:00 - 28 minutes - 38.6 MB

RJ and Tope rap about White (Rap) History Month, Lent, new podcast ideas, angry RJ, homographs, genetic ancestry testing and our deepest apologies to Alabama (RTR & War Eagle!)

Vol. 81: Intergalactic (Beastie Boys)

February 18, 2018 09:00 - 30 minutes - 41.3 MB

RJ and Tope rap about White (Rap) History Month, belated Valentine's Day, Marky Mark, stealing from yourself, Africa and the worst report card ever

Vol. 80: Ice Ice Baby (Vanilla Ice)

February 04, 2018 09:00 - 32 minutes - 45.2 MB

RJ and Tope rap about White (Rap) History Month, the Ryan Lewis of RJ Hates Rap, having pity, Queen and David Bowe, Funky Bunches, having something to prove and Suge Knight.

Vol. 79: Thrift Shop (Macklemore & Ryan Lewis)

January 28, 2018 09:30 - 35 minutes - 48.5 MB

RJ and Tope rap about podcasts, The Grammys, our newest storyline, being cheap, R. Kelly, terrible rap songs and really REALLY terrible rap songs

Vol. 78: Ready Or Not (The Fugees)

January 21, 2018 09:00 - 31 minutes - 42.9 MB

RJ and Tope rap about cocaine, Sister Act 2, great historical black figures, RJ & Tope's new island nation, black Westerns, Buffalo soldiers and Muhammad Ali

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