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RA Ep #37.0 Tasty Fossils

In this one we aren't shock jocks. Kevin's suck-hole gets a nice Canadian Breakfast, and then we explain the jokes for you. We tell you which bones you can and can't lick and then we immediately follow up with bad jokes. Kyle titillates us with the tale of the desk and tells us about toe-spreaders and Trevor reviews old bikes. 

RA Ep #36.0 Cam-er-a

In this one we talk about OG Craft brewers, Trevor fights his upstairs neighbor, Kevin gets philosophical about his Miller Lite, and Kyle is "essential". We unofficially declare the end to stout season and then Trevor can't-mer-a. We discuss the Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks, hot dogs, and how to make a fancy-a** shower. Kevin tells the dramatic legend of the curved shower-rod. 

RA Ep #35.0 Utopia of Lawn Toys

This week were special? We talk shop, shock, scotch, sixers, sombreros, and smooth shakes. We rap about utility and we have a special guest! Long time listener and first time Pauler comes in to tell us about his wood, his deck, and then to tell us all about cooking and space jam. Sit back and learn a little bit about the best nanny in the world: Michael Jordan.

RA Ep #34.0 Dripping Out the Bottom

In this one we recognize we're not your favorite podcast; we talk British panel shows and TV; and we get Trevor got. Kevin is a Grolsch swing-top hoarder who tastes nutter, Kyle still isn't a hazeboi (lulz), and Trevor likes a good Yacht Ale. We discuss Lay-z-bois, online order services and Kevin gets pretty upset. We teach Trevor to reduce his sauce so it doesn't drip out his bottom. 

RA Ep #33.0 Kevin's Toilet Adventure

This week we boost our morale. Kevin gets thrown off easily, Trevor drinks a lot of bad gin, and Kyle isn't unique.. now or ever but he gets down on it. We talk pocket stuff, cameras, Nokia cellphones, Gary Gygax, and Kevin barely advances our runners but he does. We learn about toilet bowl cleaner. Get Hype.

RA Ep #32.0 Bidet-No-Washlet

This episode Kevin doesn't understand podcasts, Trevor doesn't put in the whole finger (hole finger?) and Kyle is offended... more than usual. We all learn about the differences between Ales and Lagers. We're Fancy Bois, we have fancy coffee, and we play with jackboxes. We sing the praises of steam, the entire McElroy family, and cookies. We talk about blasting amigos in the bum. We talk plenty about rear ends and such... just be ready.

RA Ep #31.0 Kom-Brewery

In this one, Kevin still doesn't know what "tall boy" means and educates us on knockers, Kyle gets to the bottom of kombucha cocktails and Trevor is repetitive. We talk blender bottles, Rona responses, and then we think outside the bun.

RA Ep #30.0 The Heft

In this one, we (sort of) celebrate our 30th episode! Kyle is a pocket boy and at least gets the Acetate right; Kevin is gettin’ basically Fun-kay as a super-spreader, but can’t get married to his beer, and Trevor is double fistin. We jam on coffee for a bit, then we talk “weighty” pens. After that, we begin our “pancast.”

RA Ep #29.0 Outside Wet

In this one we just get to it, eh? Kevin learns how to pronounce one of the oldest candies in the world. Kyle’s mouth spot gets force choked by pickles. Kevin makes dad jokes that not even dads could love and rates storage containers. Trevor looks cool with his dummy glasses. Kevin says “this, that & the other thing” 1 time this episode.

RA Ep #28.0 Dull Pickles

This week Kyle drinks his personal homebrew, trevor is a little sweet and a little nutty, and Kevin finally remembers the premise of the podcast. After that, we go flavor-trippin and we take this episode in a little different direction with a special traffic circle. Kevin says “this, that & the other thing” 2 times this episode

RA Ep #27.0 Science Pour-tion

In this one we’re crazy positive. We don’t bring up COVID-19 except when we do immediately. We really get scientific. Kyle gets interrupted and becomes a reluctant capitalist. Trevor loves the notebook. Kevin is the whitest possible person. We discuss which Bonds are best, and the only thing we can agree on is that Pierce Brosnan is the worst. We thoroughly discuss liquid dynamics and we figure out the future of engineering. Kevin does not say “this, that & the other thing” in this episode. ...

RA SPECIAL REVIEW - 2 - Goat Whore

In these trying times of COVID-19, we wanted to keep the spirits high and maybe make a few people laugh, therefore, we are releasing our first two episodes. This is the second demo episode we sent out to our friends to get some feedback with what this podcast might actually be. These are pretty rough but we think you may find them interesting.

RA Ep #26.0 Liddle Diddle

This week our brains are mush while we’re waiting out the Corona Virus. Trevor has a bad birthday, nobody expects Kyle, and Kevin is on repeat. We talk gripes, noobs, and hazebois (again). Kyle surprises us with a new twist to an old segment, and we talk a little bit about what to do during a lockdown. 

RA Ep #25.0 Bandwagon

This week we start doing double episodes for a while! We get our socially-distanced interactions in. We make some observations on being corny, and we all panic-buy some beer. We make several desperate pleas to you to just remember to be decent people in spite of everything. Kevin voted; thank him for his service. We flatten curves left and right and Trevor develops kinks for inanimate objects. Kevin only said “this, that & the other thing” 1 time this episode.

RA Ep #24.0 Wapple House

This week we earn our explicit tag on innuendos alone. We talk corona-virus response, Snapchat friends who aren’t your normal friends, and we dive deep in our fridges. We talk about suuuuuuper interesting things like brooms. Kyle imagines flavors Kevin can’t possibly imagine. Kevin loves you Trevor. Go check our website for some links to some of the stuff we talked about this week!

RA SPECIAL REVIEW - 1 - German Catan

In these trying times of COVID-19, we wanted to keep the spirits high and maybe make a few people laugh, therefore, we are releasing our first two episodes. This is the first demo episode we sent out to our friends to get some feedback with what this podcast might actually be. These are pretty rough but we think you may find them interesting.

RA Ep #23.0 Rough Nut

This week we talk daylight saving, time zones, Zappa names, brain damage, and Michigan eyes. Then we diagnose haze bois, Trevor goes fishing and lands a whale, Kevin drops some D all over the place and Kyle gets mad about people being dumb about corona virus. 

RA Ep #22.0 Catfood 4 Humans

In this one, Kevin has friends and brings that good good gut heat, Kyle actually tries… if he gets around to it, and Trevor doesn't listen. We explore the art of prudent investing, learn about headphones and then we go all in on spam.

RA Ep #21.0 Easy, Active, and Fun

This week we Kevin loves junifer. Kevin and Kyle reminisce about the 90s and leave Trevor behind. We talk power tops, carbo dumping, and nutrition. Kyle tells everybody why they're actually wrong while we learn all about American explorers.

RA Ep #20.0 Wed Rood Ret Wub

In this one, Kevin drinks a beer that isn’t a beer. We discuss the best ways to get kicked out of any liquor store. The other two are old haze boisss today. We get in some really good, compelling discussion about paper bags. Kevin rates some more vibrating items… its getting weird. Trevor tells the best, most mediocre joke. We do some hard work in pioneering the use of the word “Grundle” as a verb, and then we tackle the most important issue: Ginger Ale vs Ginger Beer.

RA Ep #19.0 Magic Fingers

RA Ep #18.0 Horny 4 Kettle Chips

In this one Kevin talks facials and why he drinks bad G&Ts. We talk fat heads and Trevor makes creepy edits. Kevin allows himself to be taken on tangents as opposed to usual then packs some bowls. Kyle slowly transforms into a Republican through investing while Trevor moves to a new state. Then we eat some chips. 

RA Ep #17.0 V.V.A.E.E.

This week we switch things up by doing nothing differently. We do some double resentment. Kevin drinks an oil can, we get to the bottom of the beer buying situation. We break down our rating system for the public and use it for the first time. We trademark “Papcast” so don’t steal it. We get pretty…. explicit.

RA Ep #16.0 Mouth Pocket

This week we like taquitos, we trash the haze craze. Trevor heats up in the microwave before he does mouth stuff. We determine a useful beer rating systems. Trevin likes candy like a baby. Kevin legally can’t marry beer. We talk about drunk pilgrims and figure out our signs. And Trevor master rates his new car which can’t fit much junk in its trunk. We figure out who is the biggest douche.

RA Ep #15.0 #TeamWorkPoop

This week we examine our wiener-pipes, Trevor gets a two-fer with a soft awuh, Kyle finds crickets at rock-bottom, and Kevin gets hyvee in dez moyn-ez. Trevor talks s***, Kevin takes two years off to write an album, and Kyle fights cords and Brits. We re-hash bubbles, and we debut a brand new segment! Kevin gets intimate with Gordon Food Service. We slam some fresh beers, and then we all check our cans together. Hit us up on twitter and use our hashtag #TeamWorkPoop.

RA Ep #14.0 Secret Blower

This week we switch things up a little bit: We drink very heavily and discuss it. Kyle makes love to his tonic and gin, Kevin is gut-rot incarnate, and we teach Trevor about his beverage. Trevor tells us who doesn’t make his fantasies but splits us up the middle, Kevin is into camp and getting whipped, Kyle is a trekker who will not guess. We talk belts, bars, computers, voicemails and multi-cookers. Trevor likes his steaks at at least 10 degrees, and we get some listener feedback that prove...

RA Ep #13.0 Diesel Trucks

In this one, Trevor gets some normal alcohol in his body and gets all satisfied, Kevin makes some “jokes,” and Kyle comes out as a Flocc-boi. We talk about standard transmissions, Kevin gets loaded about A-frame cabins and then we crush his dreams. Kyle goes pear-shaped and then we determine the worst material to make underwear from. We discuss the intricacies of dirt, we learn a little about dick-building games, and then we have a special treat as our last segment.

RA Ep #12.0 Hubba Hubba Hubba

We dish on our puddinghouses and Kevin finds his stripper name. We talk about our beloved yet sub-par Lions football team. You’ll learn about how to drive blimps better in snow, a few new card games, and maybe a little more than you ever wanted to know about what people do in tents. We talk about overthrowing the book-government, and we drink some musty and funky malt liquor for fun.

RA Ep #11.0 Assspectre

This week, Trevor’s wrong, Kyle’s deep, and Kevin should’ve been funny. We talk wine, illicit substances, and crackers. We pound some sleeves, we discuss the proper way to consume spreadables, food fermentations, cooking shows and office toilet butt ghosts. We tear the textbook industry a new one and we discuss the failings of modern higher education. Then we pull a U-turn on last week’s master-rater, and we have a surprise segment at the very end!

RA Ep #10.0 isntallmusicjustonecohesivemosaicoftheWorld

This week Trevor’s a Limey Bastard, he likes his ice nice and thicc, and his bystanders nice and quiet.. Kyle is not a haze-boi or a NEIPA-freak, but he is a pet-psychologist. Kevin is a nostalgic, cuddly, overprepared hike-boi.

RA Ep #9.0 Barrel Aged Pibber

This week we get down and dirty in the nerd dome about types of sci-fi, credit, and toothbrushes. We discuss the merits of drinking in the morning and what constitutes day-drinking. We talk about Yoopers and what makes them special, and how to make yourself naturally sleep artificially. Job-finding sucks in the modern era and we tell you how it's the internet's fault. 

RA Ep #8.0 I Think I Piddled

In this episode we talk about hoarding bottles, try to figure out precisely why kevin is creepy while he tries to speak German. We talk South Park, Kevin talks about Kevin… but not that one. A different one. We determine that man-scaping ends at the nipples and then we munch some bean candy.

RA Ep #7.0 War on Numbers

Anyway, this week Trevor drinks some close bois, Kevin is dying and breaking, and Kyle goes all aggro on numbers. We give you some car-care tips and we all get some much needed science-time in our lives, and the gang gets hip with the kids. 

RA Ep #2.0 Pretzl Sorass

In this week’s episode we discuss nanner beer, Trevor is a hippie-twink; Kevin is a basic-white-girl-UFO-conspiracy-theorist; and Kyle is a ratchet, cheap innovator.

RA Ep #1.0 Plates are Great

This week we don’t even get started on “the haze craze,” we discuss missed opportunities in the Mighty Ducks franchise and Grandpa Hats. Kevin wonders if he’s being seduced, we talk about the greatness of plates for outdoor cookware, & Trevor likes trash-drink in his mouth-hole.

RA Ep #3.0 Foot Based Slash Fiction

This week we talk too much about alcohol, look back fondly upon the country music offerings of yester-year, Trevor buys a gamecube, Kyle writes SLASH FICTION, and Kevin teaches us which scissors are best to run with.

RA Ep #6.0 Hot & Now & Later

In this one we jam on love tunnels, Kevin cites himself as he re-writes the rules on can volumes and sleds. We talk about the most important numbers in the world, drive across mountains, and discuss brotherhood dynamics. We fry up some hummus, trevor wants to be pedantic while he hits puberty, and we all determine what a proper personal hygiene regimen. Trevor can taste when he’s having a bad decision, and Kyle makes a lackluster pilgrimage to Hot ‘n Now.

RA Ep #4.0 Prepackaged Melenoma

This week, Trevor gets a Tattoo, Kyle tells us more than we wanted to know about James Earl Ray, and when Kevin isn’t too busy “blowing our minds” with well-known facts, he fails to pronounce most words. We ask you for some listener-participation!

RA Ep #5.0 Cats are Purr-fect

This week, we go down a little rough. Kevin reminisces like an old man and the days when he used to listen to “the underground bands.” We discuss things that are like Canada but not Canada, as well as how you can cope with the cold weather you might find there. Then we take on The Great American Beer Fest! 

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