Red State Update
528 episodes - English - Latest episode: 11 days ago - ★★★★★ - 158 ratingsTrump-hating rednecks Jackie & Dunlap take on politics and pop culture from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, TN. Real news. Fake Sponsors.
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Episodes
Episode 28: Where Have You Gone, Mr. Peppersmear?
May 27, 2013 04:00 - 1 hour - 64.8 MBThe War on Terror's Over, Boy Scouts are Gay, and Eric Holder is investigating himself. Jackie and Dunlap weigh in on all these issues, but also talk a lot about Chinese buffets. Brought to you by Wizardbeard's and Wet Bread's.
Episode 27: Hard To Pick A Favorite Scandal
May 20, 2013 04:00 - 58 minutes - 53.7 MBJackie and Dunlap on all the scandals: Benghazi, the IRS, the AP phone numbers. Gloating! Laughing! Cheering! Cover-ups! Lies! Intimidation! A poor grasp of the order of succession! Lone Ranger looks pretty good, maybe we'll go see that! Sponsored by Tax Whiz, whose new slogan is "We were right all along!"
Episode 26: Obama Bonanza Benghazi Bandwagon
May 13, 2013 04:00 - 44 minutes - 41 MBJackie and Dunlap on Benghazi and the IRS's persecution of innocent Tea Party patriots. Sponsored by Tax Whiz ("It's All Legal") and Little Helen's ("Going Out of Business")
Episode 25: I Guess We'll Keep Making These Even With George Jones Dead
May 06, 2013 04:00 - 59 minutes - 54.6 MBJackie and Dunlap power through their grief to talk about George Jones's funeral, other people's funerals, the George W. Bush Library, more funerals, Jason Collins sorta, then I think George Jones again, a little bit about the loaded gun march on Washington, but I'm pretty sure it finishes up either on funerals or George Jones or George Jones's funeral. Brought to you by Coley's Cat Food and Mirabella Gennessey. http://www.redstateupdate.com
Episode 24: Depressed & Drunk In Honor Of George Jones
April 29, 2013 04:00 - 54 minutes - 49.5 MBThese are dark days. Dark, George Jones-less days. No sponsors. Wouldn't be appropriate. Silliness.
Episode 23: Sponsors All Sponsors
April 22, 2013 04:00 - 2 hours - 164 MBHave you ever wanted to listen to the Red State Update podcast without the poorly researched news, the illogical commentary, or the tortured "satire"? Us too, and it's our podcast. Well here then: All the sponsors from the first 21 episodes, back-to-back, sponsor-to-sponsor. It's the Sponsors All Sponsors episode! Sponsored by all of 'em.
Episode 22: The Accidentally Racist Podcast
April 15, 2013 03:07 - 50 minutes - 69.1 MBJackie and Dunlap on The Accidental Racist, the Gun Bill, Margaret Thatcher, and Stacey Campfield. Sponsored by no one, because next week is our special SPONSORS ALL SPONSORS episode-- all of your favorite sponsors from our first 21 episodes. Three hours of sponsors. That's next week! This week is just news stuff.
Episode 21: You Got A Dog & A Hat, Go To Town
April 07, 2013 13:27 - 1 hour - 118 MBJackie and Dunlap take listener suggestions for topics this week: North Korea, Obama creepin' on Kamala Harris, the official religion of North Carolina, Jackie's Momma, Mr. Slaw, and more! Brought to you by Little Helen's, Tax Whiz, and sort of by Screen Masters.
Episode 20: Everybody Like A Damn Penguin
April 01, 2013 03:11 - 50 minutes - 69.2 MBJackie and Dunlap on Easter and Google, Jim Carrey and Hee Haw, and Dr. Ben Carson. Sponsored by The Glory Shelf and Little Helen's.
Episode 19: I Go In That Sunroom & Lay Down On That Towel
March 25, 2013 04:00 - 46 minutes - 64 MBJackie and Dunlap on Rand Paul and pot, Obama and the Devil, Israel and Loverboy, Biden and baloons, and funeral processions and Cap'n D's. Brought to you by the Steubenville Board of Tourism.
Episode 18: CPAC, New Pope, Rob Portman, Michael Moore
March 18, 2013 04:00 - 53 minutes - 74.1 MBJackie and Dunlap discuss the stars of CPAC 2013-- Palin! Romney! Rubio! Coulter! LaPierre! Not Christie! Segregation Guy! Plus the All New Pope, Rob Portman and his gay son, and Michael Moore and dead kids. Brought to you by Jickie's Market (Not Jackie's Market), where they now only serve 150 oz. drinks, and the Murfreesboro Playactors' Club, holding auditions for their upcoming production of Who Left The Crumpet In The WC? Also, an update on Victor Mileage's Luby's parking lot run of GD ...
Episode 17: Filibuster, Chavez, The View
March 11, 2013 04:00 - 1 hour - 83.9 MBJackie and Dunlap on Hugo Chavez's funeral, Rand Paul's filibuster, and Joy Behar and Elisabeth Hasselbeck's View departure. Brought to you by Heatherglen Springs Woods ("We Will Not Assist Your Felled Or Dying Loved Ones") and Wet Bread's ("Bread So Damp, It'll Moisten A Stamp").
Episode 16: Obama Will Suck You Into The Ground
March 04, 2013 05:00 - 54 minutes - 75.1 MBJackie and Dunlap on sequesters, sinkholes, Star Trek, and the Supreme Court, plus non-alliterative things like Bob Woodward, Uncle Sam, the Voting Rights Act, Clint Eastwood likes gays, and illegal immigrants like not being in jail. Plus Romney's back, pretty much just how we left him. Brought to you by Coley's Christian Cinemas and Victor Mileage's GD This Horse, coming soon to the Luby's parking lot.
Episode 15: I Don't Want No Wrestler Singing At My Funeral
February 25, 2013 05:00 - 58 minutes - 80.8 MBJackie and Dunlap on Tea Party wrestlers, Karl Rove Nazis, sequesters, drones, playing golf with Tiger Woods and grabbin cakes with Junkyard Dog. Brought to you by no one because Obama.
Episode 14: I Don't Read The Bible Naked
February 18, 2013 05:00 - 50 minutes - 70.6 MBJackie and Dunlap on the Pope, the State of the Union, Hagel, Dorner, and Meteor. Also, controversy surrounds the Murfreesboro Playactors' Club's production of Goddamn This Horse. Brought to you by the Bird Man's Monkey Show.
Episode 13: Just Drone 'Em
February 11, 2013 05:00 - 54 minutes - 74.3 MBJackie and Dunlap on Obama's drones, Bush's paintings, and Black Rambo. Brought to you by Tax Whiz ("It's All Legal!") and the Murfreesboro Playactors' Club, presenting Victor Mileage's new musical Goddamn This Horse.
Episode 12: Skeet Skeet
February 04, 2013 05:00 - 53 minutes - 73.1 MBJackie and Dunlap on Obama's skeet shooting photo, gay dogs, and immigration reform (kind of.) Brought to you by The Glory Shelf (Murfreesboro's premier Christian bookstore) and Wizardbeard's (Murfreesboro's premier head shop).
Episode 11: Ain't Nobody Gonna Put A Child In A Van With A Prostitute
January 28, 2013 05:00 - 50 minutes - 69.8 MBJackie and Dunlap on Obama's Inauguration, Hillary's Benghazi hearing, and women in combat. Brought to you by nobody, due to legal troubles at Coley's Snack Foods ("A Bible Page and Bullet In Every Bag!") and Tee Tee Slott getting kicked out of her house.
Episode 10: The White Grady
January 21, 2013 05:00 - 48 minutes - 66.7 MBJackie and Dunlap talk about guns, because what else is there to talk about? Lance Armstrong? No! Screw him! Oh, we also talk about the Oscars. Dammit. Maybe we shoulda talked about Lance Armstrong. Brought to you by Coley's Snack Foods ("A Bible Page And A Bullet In Every Bag!") and the Newtown Massacre Conspiracy Theorists Club ("Question Everything! And BYOB.")
Episode 9: Jackie and Dunlap Watch The Dark Knight Rises
January 14, 2013 05:00 - 2 hours - 232 MBJackie had to go out of town this weekend. So here's nearly three hours of Jackie and Dunlap talking over Batman.
Episode 8: I Don't Like Thinking About Al Gore Anyway, Let Alone Him Eating A Fried Egg
January 07, 2013 05:00 - 47 minutes - 65.4 MBJackie and Dunlap on Al Jazeera buying Al Gore's Current TV and John Boehner's continued Speakerness of the House. Plus we prime y'all's pump for next week's special episode! Brought to you by The Gun Man (also The Bird Man) and Tee Tee Slott.
Episode 7: We Don't Want Your Damn Russian Orphans Anyway
December 31, 2012 05:00 - 52 minutes - 71.4 MBJackie and Dunlap take on Russian orphans, discuss their plans for surviving after America goes over the Fiscal Cliff, and present their Best Of 2012 lists. Brought to you by Culkey's Ammo Shack, Reddy Rifles, Woody Tate: The Guy With the Guns, and Kapoumos' Steak and Pasta and Guns.
Episode 6: Don't Want To Talk About Gun Control Or Joe Biden's Urine
December 24, 2012 05:00 - 57 minutes - 79 MBJackie and Dunlap don't want to talk about gun control. It's not the time. Brought to you by Trimper's Gun Shop. Also Gun Sonic (Not Regular Sonic. Gun Sonic.) Plus Jackie doesn't like his Christmas present from Dunlap.
Episode 5: Hey! It's Christmas
December 17, 2012 05:00 - 37 minutes - 52 MBFor the Ole Timey Country Down Home Red State Update Christmas Podcast 'n' 'Em, we got three new songs: the Nativity story Christmas Crow, Jackie's Yuletide trucker tale Sick Cripple Christmas Baby, and the instant classic Hey! It's Christmas! Plus Jackie talks about playing Santa. Sponsored by Christmas Mix from Coleys' Snack Foods ("A Bible Page In Every Bag, But Not Necessarily The Christmas Story Part"), Tee Tee Slott, and The Bird Man.
Episode 4: A Lot Of People Who Like To Talk With A Lot Of Free Time On Their Hands
December 10, 2012 05:00 - 40 minutes - 56.1 MBIntroducing the Red State Update News Panel, featuring all the displaced pundits! Karl Rove, Dick Morris, Jack Cafferty, and Rick Sanchez! What do they have to say about what's going on? Oh man! Plus Jackie and Dunlap discuss Gangnam Style and why Psy hates America, plus a update on the War on Christmas and why Elf On A Shelf is worse than a hundred atheists. Brought to you by Coley's Snack Foods (A Bible Page In Every Bag!) and Tee Tee Slott (Look For Her In the Culvert By The Overpass!)
Episode 3: Can Anybody Tell Me Where I Left My Truck?
December 03, 2012 05:00 - 39 minutes - 54.2 MBJackie and Dunlap talk about Obama and Romney's White House lunch, George Lucas's real reasons for donating his 4 billion Disney dollars, and fake interview country music superstar Randy Travis to get the Randy Travis side of the story. Plus RSU's classic yuletide song from last year, "Divided Nation Christmas." Brought to you by The Bird Man-- when you're looking to buy some sort of bird, see if you can find The Bird Man.
Episode 2: Junior Samples Wouldn't Do Nothin' Wrong To A Child
November 26, 2012 05:00 - 35 minutes - 48.4 MBJackie and Dunlap on why liberals hate Thanksgiving and Black Friday, Elmo's fall from grace, the War on Christmas, and the oft-forgotten children's show classic "Junior Samples' Bait Shop." Brought to you by Coley's Snack Foods - "A Bible page in every bag!" Plus the Red State Update hit single "Churchin' Up." Thank you kindly for listenin'.
Episode 1: America Is Out Behind The Barn Bleeding Out
November 21, 2012 18:49 - 47 minutes - 64.8 MBOn this historic first Red State Update podcast, Jackie and Dunlap yell about Obama's re-election, offer up tips to the future of the Republican party, plan their secession from America, mourn Twinkies, and yet still manage to remain thankful. Because Thanksgiving. What more could you want in a historic first Red State Update podcast?