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FEMME FATALE

July 04, 2022 20:37 - 2 minutes - 32.4 MB

Her swan song is what you hear just before your love boat runs aground and the scent of sulphur be the final pheromone you smell as you slowly begin to drowned . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

ELVIS

July 03, 2022 10:46 - 4 minutes - 4.57 MB

A song I wrote about the king of rock and roll it's done in the fifties crooning style . He was born into extreme poverty raised in a shotgun shack but managed not only to break out of but also to attack the musical apartheid of America he was one of the first to start singing the black man's blues , he went from busking as a bum on Beale Street to having the world worshipping at his feet . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

EMANCIPATION

July 01, 2022 18:20 - 2 minutes - 2.39 MB

Walking into a very expensive veggie vegan boutique i listened to the sermon of a spiritual salesman it felt as if you we're about to sign papers of adoption the high priest of the Celtic druids absolutely worshipped his wild woodland produce , I got the uneasy feeling that my blood was going to be sacrificed under the oak tree called Zeus after i touched a sacred sprig of his mistletoe obviously a crime punishable by death .

THE GUNPOWDER PLOT

June 30, 2022 12:04 - 3 minutes - 3.06 MB

Treachery and treason never go out of season the gunpowder plot was the spy master's crowning piece of glory he'd managed to use the plot to catapult James the 1st from being a doomed king guaranteed to be assassinated into a national hero who united both Scotland and England into the union of Crowns a feat never before thought possible all by engineering a plot that was in its early stages and failing untill as an agent provocateur he coaxed it into a piece of political theatre using his med...

SISTER SIRI

June 26, 2022 21:53 - 3 minutes - 1.72 MB

A short ditty written for the god Google children who now speak in fluent geek , They say that the earth shell will belong to the meek I think they might mean the. "GEEK " --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

THE HIGHWAY TO HELL

June 24, 2022 19:59 - 3 minutes - 1.55 MB

A short song I wrote whilst trapped in rush hour on the M25 you may hear a few cars zooming past forgive the quality , its certainly a highway to hell and your brain boils in its crab faced shell; at night it turns into a Cannon Ball Run a hundred and seventeen miles of MAD MAX fun with motor cycles screaming past like something out of the movie TOP GUN. I say if there's anyone out there with good musical ability who would care to lend me a hand with these songs please give me a email as you...

NINJA GIRL

June 19, 2022 18:14 - 3 minutes - 2.92 MB

Our green karma Queen casts her svelt shadow over we obstinate boulder brained beasts lighting an alternative pathway towards her spiritual sentient sanctuary . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

PARADISO

June 15, 2022 10:47 - 1 minute - 976 KB

I was having breakfast from a cheap cafe overlooking a piece of small purgatory where a young woman was living on the street under an umbrella in the shop doorway when suddenly she awoke relieved herself on a blue bucket and threw it into the street and then began begging from the passing early morning trade whilst I ate blue berries even though at the moment I am in poverty earning very little money there is always someone to let me know that am in paradise compared to them. --- Send in a...

AULD LANG SYNE

May 23, 2022 13:28 - 3 minutes - 3.16 MB

A song I wrote today after seeing an old Keltic companion I haven't seen for a decade a true blue eyed raven headed Bretagne . The Romans drove them to the furthest reaches of the kingdom so did Edward long shanks hammer of the scots who also stole their ancient kings destiny stone and put it under his own throne Then By the act of supremacy Henry VIII made himself a god figure to rule over all kingdoms , and so you can understand by what they did why the Keltic people feel quite a mistrust t...

THE KIT-KAT CLUB

May 18, 2022 21:12 - 25 minutes - 24 MB

A short story based upon real life events of my childhood at the time they felt terrifying but now looking back they are the source of amusement for writing. Blue bloods are quite simply mad !! , they treat normal reality as an inconvenient triviality , rules to them don't exist and the rest of mere mortality are kept around as fluffers for their joviality in what's usually a porno drama of pansexuality . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

THE TRAMP

May 02, 2022 13:54 - 14 minutes - 13.7 MB

A short story based on real life events when I first ever traveled abroad to France and we lived like tramps on the street washing in fountains stealing food from shops as vagrants and vagabonds until somebody came up with a great idea of putting together the tramps brigade who lived on the swamp in cap d'age the next thing we were all assigned duties and discipline

THE MUSTANG

April 10, 2022 21:13 - 2 minutes - 2.26 MB

Mustang men in middle aged look like mirages of their former selves , once they were war-faced warriors now they're warfarin worries , they use to be part of the night fever disco scene today they're scared of cottage pie and cholesterol cream.

JEANNINE

April 10, 2022 18:59 - 2 minutes - 1.99 MB

Our green karma Queen casts her svelt shadows over the obstinate boulder brained beast lighting her alternative pathway towards a spiritual sentient sanctuary .

SCOTCH BROTH

April 10, 2022 08:29 - 1 minute - 1.72 MB

A poem i wrote for the fire and brimstone preacher who baptised me in an ice water stone trough a wild religious Celt with raven hair alabaster skin and husky dog blue eyes a true blood line of the ancient Bretagne .

SPY GIRL

March 14, 2022 21:29 - 2 minutes - 2.52 MB

Krystyana Skarbek was a polish beauty queen a countess and the longest serving spy in Churchill's SOE , with a life expectancy of six weeks she lasted seven years as a field agent fighting against Nazi tyranny only then to be betrayed by her own trusted powers the British who at the end of the second world war with a stroke of their Judas pen turned her into a stateless refugee and also leaked her name to Stalin's newly formed KGB . On the day that she was due to fly out to be married...

CHRISTINE

March 14, 2022 15:06 - 3 minutes - 2.83 MB

A song I wrote to commemorate the courage of Christine the first transexual beauty queen who back in 1953 decided bravely to have her gender reassigned to its rightful sexuallity in order that she may be set free from the burden of having to live with her very unwanted masculinity. but it would be a long haul from the first roll of that snowball before the gay community finally made they're stand for equality at the pub we now know as stonewall.

DIY

March 14, 2022 14:46 - 2 minutes - 2.24 MB

Buying power tools at the hardware store? well you truly may as well arm yourself with a weapon of war and become yet another one of the do it yourself casualty score . Around the world figures run into the hundreds of thousands the body counts are much higher than in most modern theatres of war ! .

SEXUALITY.

March 13, 2022 21:17 - 1 minute - 1.85 MB

For someone who's fifty something plus tax and sexually straight it's quite hard to understand all the new sexual genderisations that are now taking place but as they always say let love rule .

EXODUS

March 06, 2022 13:56 - 1 minute - 1.77 MB

We watch the bloodstained refugee whilst sitting at home with wine and a takeaway TV , What is happening in Ukraine is yet another terrible tragedy President Putin and America with allies recently reduced the middle East to ruins displacing tens of millions of refugees another tyrannical war game any of us with half a brain can see that it's the blood of the innocent yet again that is spilling down the drain !! .

LESBIAN MAN.

March 02, 2022 18:34 - 1 minute - 1.61 MB

A poem about an angry old man who was released from his angst after he being given a course of oestrogen hormone therapy to combat prostate cancer freeing up his feminine side he's a much happier man now that he's let loose his lesbian libido .

THE MISER'S DAUGHTER

February 26, 2022 21:23 - 1 minute - 1.7 MB

A person who is cast in abject austerity remains of the same mind set forever even though they may have risen to a position of privileged prosperity .

SNAKE BITE

February 20, 2022 11:08 - 3 minutes - 2.81 MB

A song I wrote in the old music hall traditiion of two verse chorus which is similar to the church stanza chorus stanza chorus I've also sang it in the baritone barber shop of a beggers opera style like that of my father who born in 1925 still bursts into song similar to a Mississippi minstrel .

RAGMAN ROCKEFELLER.

February 15, 2022 17:53 - 1 minute - 1.67 MB

A poem about an old rag and bone man who started out with just a horse and cart then after a life of skinflinting strife became very rich but even there upon acquiring great weath still retained his beggar man roots and rhetoric.

THE BOOZE BROTHERS

February 13, 2022 20:28 - 3 minutes - 33.7 MB

The booze has dammed the soul of many a Keltic kin once upon a life time ago we were the Gunga Din.

SONG FOR JO

February 07, 2022 09:48 - 2 minutes - 1.94 MB

A song I wrote for a crazy young girl who's beauty could have caused Aphrodite to scream a blue rage of jealously and it was fairly obvious to see her maker man was OCD and once you're under her spell you just can't break free . all rights reserved.

LOONEY TOON

February 06, 2022 20:32 - 1 minute - 1.73 MB

A short song I wrote for my god children who love to alternate things to risky rhetoric especially in cartoons and almost all things their word play being a speciality children always push the boundaries of imagination and give chancy candid connotations as if they're the most natural notions of naivety. . , all rights reserved.

THE LONG LOST FRIEND

January 21, 2022 13:09 - 1 minute - 1.57 MB

I wrote this little ditty after listening to a dear friend who's a lay preacher telling me that i may not be entering into the kingdom of heaven , i answered by stating that i did not want to go to heaven and he asked why surprised stating did i want to go to hell ? , i mentioned i would be quite happy to remain in limbo or purgatory rather than enter into the either where billions upon billions of souls from our past bitter waring human beings would be residing ; after experiencing the enorm...

EULOGY

January 14, 2022 11:13 - 2 minutes - 1.97 MB

A eulogy for Dave who I've known for forty years . Grandfathers are like old sentinels that stand guard over us in our early infant years , stolid as grandfather clocks their old heavy hearts pendulum a rhythm of life to our new born ears, A mortal metronome that keeps a steady beat to the timpani of our tiny pattering feet

MACHO MAN

January 13, 2022 07:12 - 1 minute - 1.62 MB

Twenty-five years ago it came as quite a shock when a friend announced he was bisexual especially as he'd been such a lady killer and then turned into also being a man eater , still what back then seemed such a big squeal is now an every day done deal .

FUDGE FONDUE

January 04, 2022 15:37 - 3 minutes - 2.84 MB

A song I wrote whilst looking at the selection of sapiens on a train station I was wondering if we mixed all of them together as if they were paint in a garden shed, would we all end up resembling some khaki olive coloured bread or maybe a DNA glue that resembles a fudge fondue . All rights reserved

THE BOOZE CRUISE

January 01, 2022 09:51 - 2 minutes - 1.98 MB

A little ditty I wrote as a final song for 2021 new year's eve , after watching solders marching up and down at the nearby army base I was thinking if covid turned everything up side down how we may have had a Marshall law military lockdown , I've done it in a military two step rhythm with the emphasis and accent on that very final beat of attention as if stamping the foot of authority down but still to a humorous tune. All rights reserved.

SEX APPEAL

December 30, 2021 21:38 - 3 minutes - 3.54 MB

A little tune I wrote for my father over the Christmas period he still listens to all the old crooners like Frank Sinatra Matt Monro an Bing Crosby they all seem to have that lazy lullaby lilt famous in the fifties before Rock an Roll knocked them out of the park, I suppose when I'm at ninety five years of age I will probably still be singing to Motown , I've done my best to write an sing it in that old crooners style . all rights reserved.

SWEET AN SOUR

December 28, 2021 16:34 - 1 minute - 1.48 MB

A little tune I wrote its an impromptu improvisation using a few Chinese fourths and a little bit of blues to give it that sweet an Sour feel please excuse the sound quality my old piano has seen better days and so have I so have i it's also recorded straight into a mobile phone .

COLETTE

December 27, 2021 10:19 - 2 minutes - 2.72 MB

This is a short song I wrote for Colette's birthday she's an angel faced florist who works out of a norman church on a country estate, surrounded by angelic statues all halos and wings adding to this heavenly scene is her being bathed and baptized in the divine light from the stain glassed windows along with the scent from the flowers you think you've arrived at the garden of Eden, but then again when she puts on her leather and lace and hits the town well that's a different story , A Saturda...

KILLING MISS MAPLE

December 26, 2021 20:55 - 1 minute - 1.7 MB

A short poem written about the savagery Of humans towards mother nature scaring her face with our callous hands of cruelty but she will soon shake we tiresome fleas into infinity to once again reclaim her beauty.

THE LION THING

December 26, 2021 09:21 - 2 minutes - 1.97 MB

Looking at my Godson watching The Lion king I cast my mind back to childhood when I first saw a pathetic beast that was being used as a pet come guard dog in a scrap yard , chained toothless clawless and castrated it died of pneumonia due to cold and cruelty, man should leave these beautiful creatures on the Savannah where they belong not cage them as a curiosity.

MAFIA MAN

December 22, 2021 22:28 - 2 minutes - 2.29 MB

A song wrote about a mafia boss who was born in Le panier Marseille the last bastion of Beelzebub , he then rose to become France's ultimate crime Capo Di Capo lasting fifty years before being gunned down in Paris for an old corsican vendetta all rights reserved .

MUSTANG MAN

December 16, 2021 17:14 - 2 minutes - 2.39 MB

A song I wrote with a slight american twang for Big Manchester Pete the hardest looking man you were ever likely to meet his face was made for a trick or treat but inside he carried a big old heart that was softer than a boiled swede of sugar beet . All rights reserved

A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN

December 07, 2021 08:57 - 3 minutes - 3.12 MB

Living our lives as nocturnal belfry bats fuelled by booze and nose gay narcotics we'd flutter back at dawn after sharing shrink spiel and serotonin Smarties at all the high octane piss and powder parties in H-gate is there any wonder that we all became neurotic suffering from nervous breakdowns and depression the Spanish au pairs around at that time always sounded and sang similar to Carmen Miaranda rolling their R's like a pair of castanets . All rights reserved

SONG FOR JOJO

December 01, 2021 08:36 - 1 minute - 1.82 MB

A song I wrote for a crazy young girl who's beauty could have caused Aphrodite to scream a blue rage of jealously and it was fairly obvious to see her maker man was OCD and once you're under her spell you just can't break free . all rights reserved.

A SONG FOR NINA

November 28, 2021 17:01 - 2 minutes - 2.09 MB

THE BELLES ANGELS

November 18, 2021 13:24 - 2 minutes - 1.92 MB

The Belles Angels a song I wrote for a bunch of hell raising Harrogate girls all leather and lace they murdered every midnight hour slaking an slaughtering sobriety , to all those super sexy Ladies college girls I say God bless you all . All rights reserved

ROCKING TO WOKING

November 13, 2021 19:49 - 1 minute - 1.75 MB

A short song I wrote about riding aboard the busiest train in Europe the 7.32 Woking to Waterloo 100 million passengers a year pass through Waterloo which makes for some terrifying or tantalising flesh to flesh points of view . All rights reserved.

A SONG FOR SUPERTRAMP

November 10, 2021 09:56 - 2 minutes - 2.22 MB

This is a song I wrote for supertramp a friend who became homeless through drink one of the Montpellier mice , our band of bonhomie brothers who lived with such reckless abandonment to the stage where some would drink your bathroom cabinet dry aftershave aperitifs and cough medicine cognacs all round. Three days a week I take a coffee with the alcoholics I wrote this song whilst looking across at a homeless person living in a doorway of an abandoned gallery and think how fragile we are . All ...

BLACK ROD !!.

November 06, 2021 20:24 - 1 minute - 1.82 MB

A birthday poem for NENO it's called Black Rod because for the first time in Britain's 1000 year parliament's history the position is now held by a women this spiritual and temporal appointment of power is long overdue for a changing of the guard the willow may look soft and gentle but inside lies her heart of oak .

WINE TASTING

November 06, 2021 20:23 - 2 minutes - 1.95 MB

A musing about wine , If you ever you're invited to a sommelier's soiree then you'll find that a lot of the wine tasting terminology sounds quite bizarre almost perverse at times a lot of the men sound as if pontificating about their ex lovers with phrases such as necking with a couple of Frenchie's or being tanned across the tonsils, all leathered and meaty, smoking a chocolate cigar a fast finisher a cheeky sharpener foxy and flamboyant very strange but they all have real meaning that the s...

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