Rating Descending
214 episodes - English - Latest episode: 11 days ago -This is Rating Descending, where we watch IMDb’s Worst 250 movies so you don’t have to. Michelle St Claire and Abigail Ward descend through the “Worst 250” list, and fill you in on the horrors and tragedies they witness along the way. Bad jokes, cheap beer, and shared trauma incoming. Follow us on twitter @Rate.Descend.Pod
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Episodes
244. Alien vs. Predator: Requiem
September 09, 2020 02:00 - 38 minutes - 26.8 MBDrippy villains, teenage fanfiction, and a film you can’t actually see. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this crossover clusterfuck sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films 90 minute first act, clear lack of a protagonist, and how a sci-fi can turn slasher
244: Alien vs. Predator: Requiem
September 09, 2020 02:00 - 38 minutes - 26.8 MBDrippy villains, teenage fanfiction, and a film you can’t actually see. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this crossover clusterfuck sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films 90 minute first act, clear lack of a protagonist, and how a sci-fi can turn slasher
245: Jonah Hex
September 02, 2020 02:00 - 44 minutes - 30.5 MBConfederate apologists, prosthetic noses, and cowboy hats that just won’t come off. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the movie adaptation of the DC comic books so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films troubled production, over-qualified cast, and why the run time clocks in at a meagre 73 minutes
245. Jonah Hex
September 02, 2020 02:00 - 44 minutes - 30.5 MBConfederate apologists, prosthetic noses, and cowboy hats that just won’t come off. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the movie adaptation of the DC comic books so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films troubled production, over-qualified cast, and why the run time clocks in at a meagre 73 minutes
246: Twilight Saga: New Moon
August 26, 2020 02:00 - 47 minutes - 32.5 MBLong brooding pauses, spooky Mummy boyfriends, and jorts. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the second Twilight disaster so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films criminal pacing, absence of plot, and surprise orgasm denials
246. Twilight Saga - New Moon
August 26, 2020 02:00 - 47 minutes - 32.4 MBLong brooding pauses, spooky Mummy boyfriends, and jorts. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the second Twilight disaster so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films criminal pacing, absence of plot, and surprise orgasm denials
247. Zoolander 2
August 19, 2020 02:00 - 39 minutes - 27.5 MBOrgies, fashion prisons, and using a taxidermied Jerry Stiller as a statement piece for your living room. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the unnecessary Zoolander sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films fruitful abundance of transphobia, fatphobia, and discordant celebrity cameos
247: Zoolander 2
August 19, 2020 02:00 - 40 minutes - 27.6 MBOrgies, fashion prisons, and using a taxidermied Jerry Stiller as a statement piece for your living room. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the unnecessary Zoolander sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films fruitful abundance of transphobia, fatphobia, and discordant celebrity cameos
248: God's Not Dead
August 12, 2020 04:00 - 53 minutes - 36.9 MBEvil vegetarians, a godless Hercules, and philosophy for dummies. This week Michelle and Abigail watched PureFlix’s hot take on God’s validity so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films inconceivable characters, questionable debates, and it’s multiple strange story strands
248. God's Not Dead
August 12, 2020 04:00 - 53 minutes - 36.9 MBEvil vegetarians, a godless Hercules, and philosophy for dummies. This week Michelle and Abigail watched PureFlix’s hot take on God’s validity so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films inconceivable characters, questionable debates, and it’s multiple strange story strands
249. Meet the Blacks
August 05, 2020 04:00 - 33 minutes - 22.9 MBMansions, Mike Tyson, and lingering in stairwells. This week Abigail and Michelle watched a bizarre parody of The Purge so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films baffling cameos, wacky sound design, and mishandled racial issues.
249: Meet the Blacks
August 05, 2020 04:00 - 33 minutes - 22.9 MBMansions, Mike Tyson, and lingering in stairwells. This week Abigail and Michelle watched a bizarre parody of The Purge so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films baffling cameos, wacky sound design, and mishandled racial issues.
250. Nothing to Lose
July 29, 2020 02:00 - 36 minutes - 24.8 MBMega-churches, Brazilian bishops, and not believing hard enough. This week Michelle and Abigail watched Edir Macedo’s church-funded biopic so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s questionable history, strange structure, and super creepy villain of a hero.
250: Nothing to Lose
July 29, 2020 02:00 - 36 minutes - 24.8 MBMega-churches, Brazilian bishops, and not believing hard enough. This week Michelle and Abigail watched Edir Macedo’s church-funded biopic so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s questionable history, strange structure, and super creepy villain of a hero.