Ranks For Nothin' Podcast
283 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 months ago - ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsA Punk Rock Podcast that discusses music, movies, tv, video games, and more. We also make fantasy draft lists of things we like.
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Episode 183 – The Last of King Bojack – Roundup
July 07, 2020 06:17 - 103 MBRoundup this week. Picks of the week include the video game The Last of Us 2, Bojack Horseman, and King of Staten Island. Other things covered are as below. Listen to It | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | Spotify The Last Dance Hotel Artemis The Hunt Unsolved Mysteries Knives Out Big Flower Fight A Toy … Continue reading "Episode 183 – The Last of King Bojack – Roundup"
Episode 182 – Insults and Name Calling
June 22, 2020 07:03 - 47.8 MBMike has decided that he wants to see what everyone’s go to insult is. Like when someone cuts in line what do you call them? Or maybe they are driving like an asshole? Or maybe they are just wearing some dumbass outfit? Or maybe you’re just mad at yourself, you dipshit. Anyways we discuss our … Continue reading "Episode 182 – Insults and Name Calling"
Episode 181 – Robot Movies
June 15, 2020 06:05 - 87.7 MBMatt has decided he wants us to rank, draft, and discuss robot movies. We discuss all sorts of robots and robot movies in this episode. Picks of the week include – Stay Here, Waves, and Animal Crossing: New Horizons. Listen to It | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | Spotify
Episode 180 – 90s Sitcoms
June 08, 2020 14:59 - 114 MBIt’s Sean’s list pick this week and he has chosen to rank and discuss Sitcoms from the 90s. The heyday of the sitcom. Grab your funky fresh colored shorts, bowl shaped hairdo, and british knights and listen to us reminisce about the 90s. We also tried something new with a pick of the week at the … Continue reading "Episode 180 – 90s Sitcoms"
Episode 179 – Suicide Drain Gavin Vitae – Music
June 01, 2020 06:31 - 105 MBSit back and enjoy us talk about some new music. Our buddy Chase joins us again. Picks of the week include – Drain – California Cursed, The Suicide Machines – Revolution Spring, Dance Gavin Dance – Afterburner, and Umbra Vitae – Shadow of Life. Listen to our playlist for songs of all the bands we … Continue reading "Episode 179 – Suicide Drain Gavin Vitae – Music"
Episode 178 – Defending Big Time Steel Roundup
May 18, 2020 06:02 - 109 MBIt’s roundup time again. This being home all the time really racks up the shit we watch. Picks of the week include Defending Jacob, Big Time Adolescence, and Blood and Steel. Runners up for the week include Prop Culture, Honey Boy, The Lodge, After Life, Silicon Valley Season 6, and Hollywood. Other things covered in this … Continue reading "Episode 178 – Defending Big Time Steel Roundup"
Episode 177 – Ozark Season 3
May 11, 2020 07:30 - 42 MBWe chat about the newest season of the Netflix Original series Ozark. There’s some spoilers in this episode so don’t listen if you haven’t watched and are planning on watching. If you don’t give a shit though, feel free to listen. Do whatever you want. You’re probably an adult, you can make decisions for yourself. … Continue reading "Episode 177 – Ozark Season 3"
Episode 176 – Scary Animals
May 04, 2020 13:02 - 52.6 MBThis week we rank the animals we are most scared of. Like if there were a situation where you came face to face with an animal in the wild, unprepared for it, which one would you least want to have to fight to survive against. Yep, welcome to the COVID-19 world. Listen to It | … Continue reading "Episode 176 – Scary Animals"
Episode 175 – Evil Parasite Key – Roundup
April 27, 2020 06:44 - 118 MBIt’s Roundup time. It’s our first one during the quarantine and it’s a bit long because of it. Picks of the week include the video game Resident Evil 3, Locke & Key, and Parasite. We also talk about hooligan antics growing up in Vegas. Other things covered: The Invisible Man, The Imagineering Story, Blow the … Continue reading "Episode 175 – Evil Parasite Key – Roundup"
Episode 174 – Battle of the Bands Bracket Bonanza Part 2
April 20, 2020 14:04 - 39.4 MBWe’re back again with the conclusion of our mega battle of the bands bracket. We’d once again like to give a shout out to Kelly Mason, who sort of kickstarted the whole instagram and bracket craze. Bands were all related to the Punk Rock umbrella, hardcore, metalcore, post-hardcore, indie, emo, etc. Buckle up. You can … Continue reading "Episode 174 – Battle of the Bands Bracket Bonanza Part 2"
Episode 173 – Battle of the Bands Bracket Bonanza Part 1
April 14, 2020 01:16 - 93.4 MBMarch Madness didn’t hit this year thanks to CORONAVIRUS and people have had withdrawals. This caused some people namely, Kelly Mason, to make their own brackets about bands and all sorts of stuff. We were gonna fill out some for us, but then decided why not compile our own out of all of our favorite … Continue reading "Episode 173 – Battle of the Bands Bracket Bonanza Part 1"
Episode 172 – Tiger King
April 06, 2020 05:06 - 68.7 MBThis week we chat about the phenom that has grabbed pretty much everybody’s attention during this worldwide quarantine, Tiger King. This Netflix show is a crazy watch in which each episode out crazies the previous. We try to make sense of it all and have a fun time doing it. We are joined by Matt’s … Continue reading "Episode 172 – Tiger King"
Episode 171 – Hotel Movies
March 30, 2020 06:12 - 72.3 MBMatt picked the list topic this week and chose movies that take place primarily in a hotel. So basically movies like Dunstin Checks In and such. So sit back and order room service (from your parents, spouse, kids, gf/bf, whatever you can in the quarantined times) and have fun remembering what hotels were like before … Continue reading "Episode 171 – Hotel Movies"
Episode 170 – Virus Outbreak Movies – Quarantined Edition
March 23, 2020 04:44 - 71 MBWe’re all quarantined to stay home thanks to COVID-19. Luckily we always make these podcasts from all across the country. In fact we’ve never recorded an episode with all 3 of us in the same room. Thanks technology. So in the quarantined spirit we’ve decided to rank our favorite virus outbreak/pandemic movies. BTW COVID-19 sounds … Continue reading "Episode 170 – Virus Outbreak Movies – Quarantined Edition"
Episode 169 – Bahstin Movies
March 18, 2020 17:07 - 56.4 MBWe’re late on St. Patrick’s Day, but it was basically cancelled for the entire Earth anyways. So here we are trying to forget about getting the Corona Virus. Enjoy us talking about movies that take place in Boston, which everyone knows is the home of St. Patrick’s Day. Sorry Ireland. Check the Results here on … Continue reading "Episode 169 – Bahstin Movies"
Episode 168 – Wrinkles The Clown
March 09, 2020 05:04 - 24.6 MBWe all watched the creepy ass documentary about Wrinkles the Clown. Hopefully you did too. Remember the clown craze from a few years back when a bunch of psychos were dressing up as clowns and creeping people out. Wrinkles started it all. This episode is broken up in about half. The first half is spoiler … Continue reading "Episode 168 – Wrinkles The Clown"
Episode 167 – Marriage the 1917 Clown
March 02, 2020 05:26 - 80.1 MBWe do a roundup this week. Picks of the week include 1917, Marriage Story, and Wrinkles the Clown. Other topics covered : The Farewell , The Report, Parasite, Fractured, Honey Boy, Detective Pikachu, The Hateful Eight Extended Cut, Lego Masters, Mythic Quest: Ravens Banquet, McMillons, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Outsider, Iliza: Unveiled, Hunters, Uncut Gems, Good Time, The … Continue reading "Episode 167 – Marriage the 1917 Clown"
Episode 166 – Denzel
February 24, 2020 18:09 - 52.7 MBThis week we talk about movies from the man who only needs one name. No, not Seal. We’re talking Denzel Washington movies this week. Check the results here on IMDB. Listen to It | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | Spotify
Episode 165 – Favorite Music and Other Random Things from 2019
February 17, 2020 05:01 - 85.9 MBWe conclude our favorites from 2019 this week with our favorite albums and our favorites of everything else that isn’t music, movies, or TV. Listen to It | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | Spotify
Episode 164 – Favorite Movies and TV Series from 2019
February 03, 2020 17:24 - 53.6 MBIt’s time for part one of our favorite things from 2019. This week we cover our favorite movies and tv series into our own personal top 9’s. Enjoy. Listen to It | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | Spotify
Episode 163 – The Mandalorian and General Star Wars Talk
January 27, 2020 05:10 - 45.6 MBWe discuss the Disney + series The Mandalorian. Find out if the creature dubbed “Baby Yoda” is all he’s cracked up to be. Sean also watched all the Star Wars movies for the first time so we do a little bit of general Star Wars talkin. As with all of our movie and series specific … Continue reading "Episode 163 – The Mandalorian and General Star Wars Talk"
Episode 162 – Jimmy Make Pressure – Music Roundup
January 20, 2020 18:07 - 93.4 MBMusic Roundup this week. Picks of the week include albums from Jimmy Eat World – Surviving, Make War – Get it Together, and Pressure Cracks – This is Called Survival. Listen to It | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | Spotify
Academy Awards 2020 – Where to Stream?
January 15, 2020 18:53So you’ve seen the Oscar nominees and wonder where you can watch some of these movies and short films and such online, huh? Well we were too, so we took it upon ourselves to compile a list of nominees that you can stream right now if you have the services outside of rental and buying … Continue reading "Academy Awards 2020 – Where to Stream?"
Sean in the Pit: CUAD in NY (Night 1)
January 11, 2020 22:07Our hometown (Vegas) heroes got back together and did a weekend of east coast shows. Opening acts were Shadow Snakes(ex-Ed Gein, breather resist), and Wreathe of Tongues. 12/14/19 at St.Vitus – Brooklyn,NY Shadow Snakes Wreathe of Tongues Curl Up and Die
Episode 161 – The Irishman
January 06, 2020 04:10 - 31.8 MBThis week we discuss our thoughts on the new Netfilx original movie from Martin Scorsese “The Irishman.” This movie features Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, and Joe Pesci who came out of retirement to take part in this. Listen to us berate Matt for not liking this movie. We talk freely about this movie, so beware … Continue reading "Episode 161 – The Irishman"
Episode 160 – Uncut Rabbit Falcon – Roundup
December 31, 2019 00:45 - 81.2 MBIt’s roundup time again. It’s been a while. We go super lightning round on this one towards the end and cram it all in there. Picks of the week include JoJo Rabbit, The Peanut Butter Falcon, and Uncut Gems. Listen to It | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | Spotify
Episode 159 – Watchmen TV Series
December 24, 2019 03:26 - 41.8 MBWe discuss the new HBO series Watchmen based on the comic book status quo shattering series from Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons. Listen to It | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | Spotify
Episode 158 – Comics Talk 1
December 16, 2019 05:31 - 57 MBMike and Matt discuss the comics they’ve been reading lately. Sean’s out gallivanting New York City catching the Curl Up And Die reunion show. This month has been scheduling nightmare between a new baby for Mike, Matt working pretty much every day in December, and Sean going out to photograph shows like every day, so … Continue reading "Episode 158 – Comics Talk 1"
Episode 157 – The Toys That Made Us Season 3
December 02, 2019 04:47 - 38.5 MBWe chat about the 3rd season of the Netflix Documentary series The Toys That Made Us. It discusses Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Wrestling Action Figures, My Little Pony, and Power Rangers toys. Relive your 1980s and 90s youth. Listen to It | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | Spotify
Episode 156 – Holiday Foods
November 25, 2019 03:41 - 24.4 MBThis week we talk about our favorite holiday foods. We’re talkin’ Thanksgiving, Xmas, Easter, 4th of July, Cinco de Mayo, St Patty’s Day, whatever food you like to eat when a holiday rolls around. Listen to It | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | Spotify
Episode 155 – Chris Farley
November 11, 2019 05:02 - 48.8 MBThis week we discuss Chris Farley movies. Sean is out this week. Chase is in this week. We try something new with the format so let us know if it sucks or not. Check the results here on IMDB. Listen to It | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | Spotify
Sean in the Pit – All Else Failed – November 6, 2019 – Kung Fu Necktie
November 08, 2019 15:03In this article of Sean in the Pit, I traveled up to Philadelphia late on wednesday night for a 9pm show start time, and 3 band bill. Unfortunately, I missed the opening band, PA thrashers, Final Judgement, but I did catch Deleware’s Ring Rust. Their guitar tone was unlike most I’ve heard. Dirty, heavy, and … Continue reading "Sean in the Pit – All Else Failed – November 6, 2019 – Kung Fu Necktie"
Episode 154 – Living With Zombies Of X Double Tap
November 04, 2019 13:30 - 82.6 MBIt’s a roundup kind of week. Picks of the week discussed are Living with Yourself, Zombieland 2: Double Tap, and the Marvel comics series of Powers of X and House of X. Listen to It | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | Spotify Other things talked about: Midsommer Anna El Camino Head Count Locke The Fourth Kind The Righteous … Continue reading "Episode 154 – Living With Zombies Of X Double Tap"
Episode 153 – Vampire Movies
October 28, 2019 12:22 - 81 MBThis week we talk about vampire movies. Those bloodsuckers have it too good for too long and we’re here to tell them who is who and which is the best. Sean was busy, so our buddy Chase has filled in this week. Go grab your garlic, wooden stakes, holy water, and all the other items … Continue reading "Episode 153 – Vampire Movies"
Episode 152 – Strung City Anxious Music
October 21, 2019 12:08 - 81.6 MBMusic episode this week. Picks of the week include new albums from Strung Out, City & Colour, and Anxious. Give our spotify playlist a shot to listen to all the bands discussed. Listen to It | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | Spotify
Episode 151 – Joker
October 14, 2019 05:44 - 40.7 MBWe discuss the new movie Joker this week in another stand alone episode. How does Joaquin Phoenix’s rendition stack up against the rest? He’s got some big clown shoes to fill. Spoilers ahead, you are warned. Listen to It | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | Spotify
Episode 150 – Horror Villains You’d Least Like To Meet
October 07, 2019 05:12 - 47.3 MBThis week we discuss and rank the villains we would least like to run into if they lived in our world. How scary are Freddy, Jason, Leatherface, and many more if you ran into them in a dark alley. Listen to It | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | Spotify
Sean in the Pit – Two Nights of Terror – Night 2
October 01, 2019 22:33On the second night of terror, my true love of grind gave to me, a great line up of thrash, growls, and blasting snare drums. The newly formed Zealot R.I.P. opened up the show(and the pit) with one of the coolest and most memorable sets I’ve seen in a very long time, if ever. They … Continue reading "Sean in the Pit – Two Nights of Terror – Night 2"
Episode 149 – The Amazing Johnathan Documentary Deathmatch
September 30, 2019 12:16 - 26.2 MBWe discuss the two documentaries that were released in the past year or so about comedian/magician The Amazing Johnathan. If you’re a fan of the comedian you won’t want to miss these movies and even if you aren’t a fan at least one of the documentaries will entertain you. Listen to It | iTunes | … Continue reading "Episode 149 – The Amazing Johnathan Documentary Deathmatch"
Sean in the pit – Two Nights of Terror – Night 1
September 23, 2019 22:38On Friday the 13th &14th in September, Virginia Grindfathers Pig Destroyer, hosted two nights of shows featuring different sets, and different bands for each night. It all took part in Baltimore at local art gallery/venue/bar, The Metro Gallery. The stage is high with no diving allowed, not ideal for a die hard Piggy D fan, … Continue reading "Sean in the pit – Two Nights of Terror – Night 1"
Episode 148 – Good Working Hyperdrive – Roundup
September 16, 2019 12:34 - 74.2 MBIt’s roundup time again. Picks of the week include Good Boys, Hyperdrive, and Season 3 of Working Moms. Other things covered: Godzilla – King of the Monsters Red Sea Diving Resort Ready or Not Skin Mindhunter Season 2 It Chapter 2 Dave Chappelle – Sticks n stones The Purge TV Show Rust Valley Restorers The Perfect Bid … Continue reading "Episode 148 – Good Working Hyperdrive – Roundup"
Episode 147 – Super Powers
September 09, 2019 16:45 - 36.8 MBIf you could choose only 3 super powers, which would you choose? This week we chat about our favorite super powers this week and see which one of us ends up with the best super hero with their three picks. Listen to It | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | Spotify
Episode 146 – GLOW
September 02, 2019 05:14 - 32.9 MBThis week we chat about the Netflix show GLOW. That’s right a whole episode to discuss all things lady wrestling. Spoilers beware. Listen to It | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | Spotify
Episode 145 – Fast Food
August 26, 2019 13:04 - 48.9 MBWe’re talking about fast food today. Favorite fries, favorite nugs, favorite burgers, shakes, and more. We’re making a dream team of cheap good food. Listen to It | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | Spotify
Episode 144 – Memes
August 20, 2019 12:28 - 42.7 MBDon’t be a Minor Mistake Marvin and not listen to this episode. We talk about memes in this one. Some old, some new, some fun, some inside jokery. Listen to It | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | Spotify
Episode 143 – Once Upon A Blood Mom – Roundup
August 12, 2019 12:39 - 100 MBRoundup this week. It went long again. Maybe break this into 2 sessions or not, do whatever you like, you’re an adult. Picks of the week include Once Upon A Time In…Hollywood, Working Moms Season 2, and the video game Super Blood Hockey. Other things covered include things in the list below the trailers. Enjoy. … Continue reading "Episode 143 – Once Upon A Blood Mom – Roundup"
Episode 142 – Reboots and Remakes
August 05, 2019 12:47 - 73.4 MBWe chat about our favorite reboots and remakes this week. Usually a reboot and remake are pretty bad, but there are a few exceptions and a few surprises every now and again. See the results here on our IMDB Page. Listen to It | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | Spotify
In the pit with Sean – Crawler, Frantic, and Syringe – Sidebar 8/2/19
August 03, 2019 22:45This week’s In the Pit segment comes from a show at The Sidebar (Baltimore). If you’ve watched any episodes of The Wire, you have seen glimpses of the corner punk rock dive bar. The inside is exactly that, none of which was shown on the show. This was all brought together to celebrate local dark … Continue reading "In the pit with Sean – Crawler, Frantic, and Syringe – Sidebar 8/2/19"
Once Upon A Time…In Hollywood – Review
July 29, 2019 17:11Synopsis taken from IMDB – A faded television actor and his stunt double strive to achieve fame and success in the film industry during the final years of Hollywood’s Golden Age in 1969 Los Angeles. Big surprise here, but I don’t personally know Quentin Tarantino. I do know from watching this movie though, that he … Continue reading "Once Upon A Time…In Hollywood – Review"
Episode 141 – Gambling Movies
July 29, 2019 12:13 - 75.4 MBRoll the dice on this episode. Maybe it’s good, maybe it isn’t, but hopefully you’re as lucky as Nick Pappagiorgio and the episode is a winner. We talk about our favorite gambling movies this week. Double down fools. Other titles discussed below. See the results here on our IMDB page. Listen to It | iTunes … Continue reading "Episode 141 – Gambling Movies"