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Radio Toilet ov Hell

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Toilet Radio 287 – Donut Friend is My Donut Enemy

January 27, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 59.6 MB

This week your boys decide they need new names, so please welcome Brenocide, Joe Thrasnkool, and uhhhh... 365 Days of Horror. Breno remembers Alexi Laiho (1979-2020) and music that impacted us in high school. We're delving into the punk rock donut shop union busting going on by former Drive Like Jehu drummer and punk producer Mark Trombino. Not very punk rock! Joe tracked down an old external hard drive and we're talking about the CANCELLED MySpace-era shit we used to listen to that is thankf...

Toilet Radio 286 – RIP Devil Daddy (2020-2021)

January 20, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 73.8 MB

Joe and Jordo hop on the mic this week to talk all kinds of shit: Tommy Vext got kicked outta his band and got rewarded with $118,000. We're, uh, being censored too? Psychosexual appears to have been cleansed from the internet. What comes next will surely be worse! The guy from FFDP deleted all his tweets, the smartest thing he's done in a quite a while. BLAST FROM THE PAST: That guy from King 810 was briefly relevant again when he showed up in a vintage Pelle Pelle jacket to storm the capito...

Toilet Radio 285 – *Unintelligible Patriot Noises*

January 13, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 71 MB

We tried to do a fun, silly show last week and then a bunch of jetski dealers stormed the capitol and killed a cop. So much for keeping it light in 2k21. This week we’re talking about Jon Schaeffer (and to a much, much lesser extent Michale Graves) and the bizarre, ahistorical petit bourgeois riot in DC. We’re also talking about the end of Tommy Vext (rest in piss) and reflections upon Jose Mangin, a man that brings us together with our collective hatred. Boy is this a show, folks. Music fea...

Toilet Radio 284 – De Mysteriis Dom 80s Powerus Metallus

January 06, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 59.9 MB

New year, new show! This week your boys are talking mad shit on a lesser podcast hosted by some rich limeys, Fleshgod Apocalypse covering Blue (Da Ba Dee Ba Ba Dah) and the rich vein of 90s german technopop we're hoping gets covered next, and Danzig finding love in a hopeless place (the set of Verotika). It actually seems very sweet! Good on the happy couple. Finally, we're trying to find the origin of a 33-year old power metal demo that has mystified everyone and discussing our white whales ...

Toilet Radio 282 – So Long, Stink Year

December 30, 2020 15:00 - 1 hour - 69.2 MB

Happy New Years, folks. We're talking about all kinds of shit on this one. First up, New Years Eve! Will you be wearing an adult diaper in Times Square this year? Tim Lambesis went and set his dumbass body on fire with gasoline: maybe the year wasn't all that bad! Tommy Vext: He sucks! Inside baseball: Pulling back the curtain on the magic of metal blogging! Lambgoat tells us all what it takes to make a dollar after 20 years in this industry. Not great! Finally, we hit you all with our metal ...

Toilet Radio 281 – Mary Crimbo

December 23, 2020 15:00 - 1 hour - 73.3 MB

It’s Christmastime. Your boys are bullshitting about the various complications this particular holiday in a year of plague. Joe and Breno are hypocrites but at least Breno got his wife a tarantula. We’re talking about crimbo movies that are actually pretty fucking siqqqq, people in countries that aren’t the US that listen to us for some reason, metal Xmas records pt. VIII, Do They Know It’s Christmas?, feeling totally unruffled by bad metal opinions, and a desperate need to see the shittiest ...

Toilet Radio 280 – The Most Popular Metal Songs of 2020

December 16, 2020 15:00 - 1 hour - 68.8 MB

If you've been listening to the show for a while you know what this is. It's time to count down the 20 most popular metal tracks of 2020, each with at least 2 million views on YouTube. As far as we can tell, this is the most accurate system for understanding what your cousin listens to when he hangs out at the muffler shop on a Saturday night. Quit swimming around in the underground and take a deep dive into the mainstream with us on this week's show. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll defi...

Toilet Radio 279 – The Top Songs of 2020

December 09, 2020 15:00 - 1 hour - 65.7 MB

We’re doing the whole year-end business right now. On this week’s episode of Toilet Radio your Toilet Boyz are choosing their favorite tracks of this miserable fucking year. Also, I guess we’re telling jokes and such in between. We got good jokes and pretty good songs so, overall, pretty above-par episode if you ask me. Tune in and lemme know which of these tracks you jammed on, which tracks you hated, and then rank each host on their respective qualities in the comments below. Music feature...

Toilet Radio 278 – The Diamond Head Interview

December 02, 2020 15:00 - 1 hour - 75.4 MB

Hot damn! This episode features the return of your Toilet Boyz to discuss the Thanksgiving, Black Friday, and Xmas amid pandemic. The nominees for Grammy best metal performance dropped so you know we gotta discuss our predictions for the eventual winner. We're also talking about the career arc of Diamond Head. But we're just three clueless assholes born in the late 80s so our boy IAN steps in at the 30 minute mark to interview Brian Tatler of Diamond Head! The guitarist and founding member of...

Toilet Radio 276 – The Bobby Jarzombek Interview

November 25, 2020 15:00 - 57 minutes - 66 MB

You might know Bobby Jarzombek as the virtuoso behind the drum kit with Riot. Or Fates Warning. Or Arch/Mattheos. Or Sebastian Bach. Or Halford. Or, hell, maybe you've seen him at a South Texas dance hall playing with The Texas Jamm Band alongside George Strait's Ace in the Hole Band players. Bobby has been around the block. This week Ian, the fourth mic of the Toilet ov Hell podcast, stepped in to interview Bobby about his insights on playing drums across four decades, how styles and technol...

Toilet Radio 275 – The Doro Interview

November 18, 2020 15:00 - 39 minutes - 45.3 MB

Folks, we've got a very different show for you today. Our resident old school scholar Ian stepped in to interview the Queen of Heavy Metal, Doro Pesch! We're keeping it brief - all killer, no filler. Ian and Doro discuss playing drive-in shows and headbanging cars, uptight 80s parents, recording with Warlock vs recording albums now, and... wait for it... Dungeons and Dragons. It is a genuine joy to hear Doro's incredible energy as she shares her tales from a lifetime in heavy metal. Big ol th...

Toilet Radio 274 – Loser Talk

November 11, 2020 15:00 - 1 hour - 63.9 MB

The election’s over and lord willing you won’t ever have to think about it again. To commemorate the event, let’s remember some musicians that threw their whole careers into a bottomless pit by tying their brand to a loser like Donald Trump. We’re also talking about System of a Down, my total inability to understand global conflicts, and a Hampton Institute take down of heavy metal millionaires pretending to be working class guys just like you and me. Finally, we get to have a fun chat about ...

Toilet Radio 273 – Lighting Shit on Fire

November 04, 2020 15:00 - 1 hour - 62.8 MB

Happy Wednesday folks. As of 9 AM today no one knows anything, same as it was when we recorded this show last Sunday with our predictions for today. We wrapped up the Halloween Spooktacular last week and the entire time we were enjoying those sweet, sweet horror movies there were two stories tucked in our minds that we were aching to talk about. First up: the quest to crowdfund $33K to restore Vinnie Paul’s piece of shit limo. We got a little heated on this topic so I would like to remind you...

Toilet Radio 271 – May the Devil Take You w/ Adzes

October 28, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 95.6 MB

On this, the final non-Patreon episode of the Halloween Spooktacular, I'm joined by Will Jameson (ex-Redbait, current Barren Branches, Wretched Empires) and Forest Bohrer of Adzes to talk about the pair's extremely dope Tom Petty cover. Oh and we're talking an extremely dank 2018 Indonesian horror movie called May the Devil Take You. If you'd like to get caught up before joining us, the movie is streaming on Netflix. For the rest of you, tune in and hear us talk about a full-on Sam Raimi-wors...

Toilet Radio 270 – MAUSOLEUM (1983) w/ Zena Dixon

October 21, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 89.9 MB

We're watching a surprisingly stylish 80's flick stuck firmly in the 70s. This week, it's mob-money-laundered 1983 possession horror gem Mausoleum! We're joined by Real Queen of Horror, Zena Dixon, host of the Bloody Disgusting Podcast to talk the swarthy perverts, stylish yuppies, and head-exploding practical effects of Mausoleum. In addition to the gooey details, we discuss Marjoe Gortner, a formerly-4-year-old Pentecostal preacher who left his churchy ways to star in weird shit like Mausol...

Toilet Radio 269 – Beyond the Darkness w/ Trevor Strnad

October 14, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 83.2 MB

Making his triumphant hat trick appearance, The Black Dahlia Murder's Trevor Strnad made us watch a depraved Italian flick for our continuing Halloween Spooktacular. Beyond the Darkness (a.k.a Buio Omega) is a Goblin-scored 1979 horror movie that, to quote Trevor, "Sucks!" That's ok, we're gonna keep watching garbage anyway. Join us as we talk nonsense plot points, unnecessary gore scenes, and plot points involving embalming that leave us all perplexed. Additionally, we talk about knuckledrag...

Toilet Radio 268 – Frankenstein’s Army w/ Doktor Ross Sewage

October 07, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 93.3 MB

Welcome to the first show of our star-spangled Halloween Spooktacular. We're joined by Doktor Ross Sewage of Exhumed to talk about dead presidents, G.I. Joe, Ghoul artwork, and Frankenstein's Army. This week we all watched the 2013 found-footage horror film Frankenstein's Army and were honestly blown away by a movie NONE of us were excited to watch. It's on Shudder right now so if you haven't seen it yet, I highly recommend going and watching that shit right now, then come back and hear us br...

Toilet Radio 267 – To the End of History and Beyond

September 30, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 58.1 MB

This week your boys discussed the new Deftones album and all the strange events of American youth culture that led us to this point. We're getting into he TRL wars of the late 90s, the endless desire for a 7-string guitar, and the cultural battle over the name Nü. It all leads us to the standard bearers for modern nü metal, Five Finger Death Punch, and the modern fascist mindset. Zoltan Bathory suggests that the only reason you're alive today is because your ancestors committed acts of incred...

Toilet Radio 266 – Here in my car / I’m recording a rant

September 23, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 63.6 MB

Things we cover this week: What does Mick Foley have to do with McDonalds? / Going out into nature and eating everything I find / Six Feet Under is bleeeeuhhhhghhhghghghgh / Struggling to remember Eighteen Visions / Fear Factory has a new record recorded but no one will ever hear it. / KOTTAK ATTACK / Gambling like a madman on plague sports / Paying Devin Townsend to promote our dumb podcast. Music featured on this ‘sode: Drainbow - Funeral for an Imaginary Rabbit Don’t forget to rate, revi...

Toilet Radio 265 – Breaking Pasta News

September 16, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 59.5 MB

Holy shit, we covered a lot of ground this week. TOPICS: The SMASH MOUTH BODY COUNT rises! / Being treated like a human by the Taco Bell drive-thru guy / JASTA PASTA: TASTE THE PERSEVERANCE / The Coal Chamber guy is a Nextdoor guy / Holy Roar lost their staff and every cool band from their roster after the owner got outed as a predatory creep / Breno’s favorite band done fucked up and now we have to examine all the connections to insane people that perpetuate all of metal / Eddie Van Halen co...

Toilet Radio 264 – The Joey Vera Interview

September 09, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 68.7 MB

We're joined today by Joey Vera, founding member of Armored Saint, frequent John Arch/Fates Warning collaborator, and bassist with Mercyful Fate for their upcoming reunion shows. If you want to hear some stories from the first wave of LA metal, you need to listen to this one. We're talking heavy metal fashion, the evolution of Armored Saint among a changing scene, production and tone, learning from little mistakes along the way, Armored Saint's new album, and slappin' the dang bass. You can c...

Toilet Radio 263 – Texas Will Never Be The Same

September 02, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 73.9 MB

Things we're talking about on this week's show: Car buying: The art of the deal / The Perfect Tweet / Should you use a BLM protest as the backdrop to your band's music video? Probably not! Let's all meet Charov Nitzah. In the time since recording this episode people a few people got mad at them so they no longer support Black Lives Matter / We have a long talk about the tragic death of Riley Gale and his incredible impact on punk and metal. Joe has a number of stories to tell and we invite yo...

Toilet Radio 261 – Seeing the Past Through Hot Dog Flavored Glasses

August 26, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 68.6 MB

This is kind of a strange one but I'm feeling kinda strange so maybe it works. We lost a legend yesterday with Riley Gale's untimely death. Unfortunately, we recorded this episode before his passing so this episode is mostly things we find amusing. On next week's episode we'll pay proper tribute. For this week, we're talking about: Sturgis Rally 2020: UPDATES / Being Jesus Aged / Limp Bizkit: Origins / Every band was a boy band in the 90s-2000s. Yes, even that one. / Revisiting old ass review...

Toilet Radio 260 – Sturgis Bay Death Cult

August 19, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 66.7 MB

This week your boys are examining the superspreader event of the summer: Sturgis Motorcycle Rally 2020. We’re looking at a cavalcade of washed up has-beens, never-beens, and fuckin’ Fozzy. Eat shit, Chris Jericho. We’re also in stitches with the Satanic Warmaster furry’s plea for social justice in the wake of Metal Archives accurately describing his label as “NSBM”. Finally, UADA wrote a novel about radical centrism and it is exhausting. Tune in for the laffs, stay for the graphic description...

Toilet Radio 259 – The Moonspell Interview

August 12, 2020 14:00 - 55 minutes - 63.5 MB

Your three main boys are taking the week off from our dumb bullshit. Instead, you get to listen to a damn fine interview with Portuguese heavyweights Moonspell! Toilet ov Hell reporter Ian stepped in to talk with Moonspell vocalist Fernando Ribeiro on the occasion of the re-release of their 1999 hit record The Butterfly Effect. The two discuss the effect of COVID on the band and taking some time to reflect on the things that really matter in life. They're also talking maintaining a degree of ...

Toilet Radio 258 – TMFR Can’t Be Stopped (We Keep Trying)

August 05, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 63.6 MB

The themes of the week: Corey Taylor has a solo project. WOOF / Breno's Chinese phone is now illegal / Our favorite Rhode Island band KINGSMEN makes a face-turn by exposing a parasitic pay-to-play promoter doing an illegal pay-to-pay show during a pandemic. If you really wanna go, it's been relocated to New Hampshire / What's worse than a small time music parasite? A BIG TIME music parasite! We're talkin' bout Spotify CEO Daniel Ek talkin' bout how bands need to operate to grease the wheel of...

Toilet Radio 256 – HOT PODCAST BEEF

July 29, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 68.7 MB

This episode is... surprisingly good? We're talking about In Flames re-recording old material, Manowar and nonsense headline legalese, Absu-Apsu and THINK ABOUT MY LEGACY. MY LEGACY. THINK ABOUT IT. DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO IT? / Artists that have fucked up real bad and somehow salvaged their reputations / The state of the scene 2k20 / The strange, sad tale of the Tim "Ripper" Owens of punk, Michale Graves and how to fuck up an easy grift. / Let's hear some callers from a totally diff...

Toilet Radio 256 – Back 2 School feat. Dischordia

July 22, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 82.7 MB

Our buddy Stockhausen plays bass in OKC metal band Dischordia. He's also a public school teacher. He joins us today to talk about the wild ass shit our nation's teachers are facing as school resumes in a couple of weeks. Underfunded schools, hungry kids, a deadly pandemic, and a federal government dead set on killing public education. But it's not all doom n' gloom. We're also talking about beer in Oklahoma, nu metal bands writing diss tracks, terrible advice from shady industry people, joini...

Toilet Radio 255 – There Is Only Denny’s

July 15, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 59.3 MB

We're talking about failing car inspections, Godsmack's Sully Erna being a normal Boston guy and a discussion on the halcyon early days of the Iraq war, Iced Earth's Jon Schaffer and the COVID-19 HOAX (feat. the endless InfoWars menace on Austin), Great White trying to one-up their fan kill-count in another insanely stupid stunt, missing/not missing going out to shows, figuring out your immigration score and realizing you're stuck in America, getting a PPP loan for Crotch Monster cuz Metal Bl...

Toilet Radio 254 – Trad Times w/ Simon Phoenix

July 08, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 83.8 MB

We're joined by longtime Toileteer Simon Phoenix to talk trad metal, thrash, and trashy rock n roll. Sit down for a spell because we went all over the place on this episode. From a discussion on the finer points of trad, we ended up talking about our favorite forgotten UPN shows, people being mean as fuck to customer service workers FOR NO GODDAMN REASON, Kirk Cameron, and racist ass cops. There's a lotta good music and a lotta good talkin'. In other words, It's a Good One. Music featured on...

Toilet Radio 253 – Wrong About the Bandcamp Logo (and other things)

July 01, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 75.7 MB

We saw all the other Toileteers stepping up to share their recs for Bandcamp Day and we got mad jelly. This week's episode is focused on some of our picks for Bandcamp releases from 2020 that we think you oughta give a listen to and possibly purchase this Friday. We're also talking about alternative investment strategies, Spirit Halloween closing for the year, adult acne, and other things that we are very, very wrong about. The music's good tho. Listen to it! Music featured on this ‘sode: U...

Toilet Radio 251 – Fuckin’ Marmeladingers

June 24, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 59.6 MB

On this week's show we wish your dad a happy belated Father's Day. Also, we're talking about a rash of revelations about predatory dudes within the WarpedTourCore scene (and the industrial scene and the modern thrash scene and academics and wrestling and politics...) Why are news outlets too chickenshit to name names? We're trying our best to figure out why dudes use their power and influence to prey on young women and how those power structures shield the perpetrators from any consequences. ...

Toilet Radio 250 – The Vile Creature Episode

June 17, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 69.5 MB

This week we're joined by Vic and KW of Canadian experimental doom band Vile Creature! We're talking about stuffing worms in our mouths, VHS tape collections, hockey, police violence across the globe, inspiring redneck interactions, and lactose intolerance. Sit with us for a spell and enjoy some very rare Providence, RI appreciation as well as a definitive ranking of the worst places to live. It's a good one. Music featured on this ‘sode: Vile Creature – You Who Has Never Slept Have somethi...

Toilet Radio 249 – MPLS ROCKS w/ Hessian Hunter

June 10, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 72.6 MB

Fuck yes. We got our boy from way back in the old times, J. Steve A.K.A Hessian Hunter A.K.A THE Pumpkin Baby, to join us to talk about Minneapolis. He took a break from kicking a lot of ass behind the drum kit in bands like Birth Order to practice some serious mutual aid as his community fought back against the police, the national guard, and some pretty heinous white supremacist groups. Hear Pumpkin Baby talk about the week in Minneapolis following the murder of George Floyd, the violence o...

Toilet Radio 247 – Tribute: A Tribute to Tribute: A Rockumentary

May 27, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 70.2 MB

Jordan turned me on to an incredible movie. Tribute: A Rockumentary was released way back in 2001 and is available for you to watch at your leisure for free on YouTube. We follow the trials and tribulations of four tribute bands based on the original material of Judas Priest, Queen, KISS, and The Monkees. Me and the boys gave it a watch so we could discuss it in fine detail on this week's show. We're talking about refusing to give up on your dreams and/or refusing to grow up, forming parasoci...

Toilet Radio 246 – Anyway, Here’s Wonderwall

May 20, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 67.2 MB

Covers! Bands like to do them! Sometimes they're good, even! But most of the time they're not. On this week's episode we're talking a dive through some notable covers from and by your favorite heavy metal bands. We're talking about recent covers from Inter Arma and Behemoth as well as some old 'uns from bands like Evergreen Terrace, Brujeria, and Metallica. (This fuckin' Suicide Silence cover of AIC's Them Bones will make you furious) We're also talkin' bout unemployment benefits, Ghost lawsu...

Toilet Radio 245 – Marshmallow of Souls

May 13, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 63.3 MB

Joe's out today so Breno and 365 are running wild on your eardrums. TOPICS DISCUSSED: Dave Mustaine's found a cure for cancer! It's hittin' that stanky GANJJJJJJ (feat. an original Breno composition) / Phil That Remains is saying some shit about (NOTE TO SELF: Pretend to care what Phil Labonte has to say) / Big time grifts in the metal-social-cause sphere courtesy of Pantera / Is metal your personality? Stop that / DATING: but for metal dudes??? How to not be a psychopath / Axl Rose vs Steve ...

Toilet Radio 244 – Open for Business, Baby

May 06, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 64.1 MB

Or, the episode in which Joe succumbs to brain sickness. We're talking about: Good dogs vs bad dogs, bands making goofy quarantine music videos, the former FFDP drummer's horrible new project, Little Nicky, subscribing to Emmure's Patreon, sodas for athletes, the only good YouTube guitarist, and a lamentation our various failures. This episode's commentary is colored a bit by the recent decisions of various U.S. governors to go ahead and open up their states so we can lube up our economies wi...

Riff-Raff Podcast: [Ep.48] Calcifried Circuits

May 04, 2020 16:00 - 1 hour - 71.7 MB

We play new music from Lantern, Ulthar, Racetraitor, Cosmic Putrefaction, and Cauldron Black Ram, along with expose our technical ineptitude, do skeletons have dongs, hardcore Egyptian talk, ejaculating cum candles, the Clinton Slaver Foundation chimichangovers, and other important stuff. Join us for a Monday distraction. Last episode we had some hot takes and some cold cuts while dishing up some completely Corona-Free Content. New Music Featured This Week: Racetraitor - 'Subordinate Terror...

Toilet Radio 242 – The Comedy Episode w/ Andrew Mayer

April 29, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 72.8 MB

What's the DEAL with airplane food? And comedy, for that matter? We're joined by comedian Andrew Mayer to talk about stand-up and the many painful quirks of the artform. We're talkin': trying to tell jokes while failing to break a stupid world record, almost opening for Rage Against the Machine, The Scorpion King soundtrack, recording live albums, non-premium Spotify, pay-to-play schemes, shit-ass roommates and embarrassing college stories (feat. Jordan), Joe hating improv, the impossible goa...

Toilet Radio 241 – RIP The Scene (2002-2008)

April 22, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 65.9 MB

Now sucks. There's a plague. We didn't have those before. So for this week's show we're going ~~~back in time~~~ to remember some long-forgotten local bands that made an impression on us as young bucks. We're talking about novelty punk bands, nu metal, psychobilly, deathcore, weirdo mathcore, and much much more. Join us as we hand out our band's CD-R's outside festivals. Let's bitterly remember the Rigs of Dad uncles that ruined our playing experiences. We're going back in time to a place whe...

Riff-Raff Podcast: [Ep.47] Corona-Free Content

April 20, 2020 16:00 - 1 hour - 110 MB

We play new music from Ulcerate, Cryptic Shift, Valdrin, Internal Rot, Midnight Odyssey, & Colin Marston, we also talk which band Paul from Blood Incantation should drop, Bandcamp subscriptions, new TBDM + death metal and movies, epic song titles, obscure ambient 70's synth vs Doom OST, getting mad @ definitive Die Hard rankings, and Lord Of The Rings BOTTOM TEXT + The Hobbit hot takes. Blame the handful of sickos who kept asking us to do the show again. Last episode (yes, back in January) w...

Toilet Radio 240 – Snackin’ in the Apocalypse

April 15, 2020 14:07 - 1 hour - 63.3 MB

Welcome back to Toilet Radio. This week we're talking about: Slowed down piano ballad covers of popular rock n' roll songs used exclusively for movie trailers / Snackin' in the apocalypse / Bunch of prominent metal musicians are pretty sure 5G caused coronavirus / Money turns people into vaccine truthers / Hellfest is dealing with grief from insurance companies. We love insurance companies, don't we folks? / Danzig is doing Elvis covers. Joe knows far too much about Elvis. It's a good un folk...

Toilet Radio 239 – Please Don’t Disembowel Your Dad in Quarantine

April 08, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 61.4 MB

We're talking about: fucking around and failing out of school, petty landlords vs. bloodless property management conglomerates, the unexpected popularity of Dragonforce circe 2006, a French metal cover artist disemboweling his father, unnecessary metal tributes to Bill Withers, and a KOTTAK ATTACK. Additional discussions: Is it a good idea to put out an album in the middle of a global pandemic? How can you save some dough while still staying thoroughly entertained? Do we understand the latest...

Toilet Radio 239 – Metal is Cancelled

April 01, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 72.4 MB

Metal had a pretty good 50-year run but uhhhhh things happened. On this week's show: Till Lindemann had the 'rona til he didn't! Unfortunately, a bunch of thrash metal old timers are coming down with the virus. Between death and economic ruin, we have to ponder what the future of heavy metal looks like after the pandemic ends. What happens to mid-level bands? What happens to record labels? What happens to venues? On the opposite end of the spectrum, we look at a Business Insider article about...

Toilet Radio 237: The Verotika Episode

March 25, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 81.1 MB

We did the horrible thing we said we would do. Verotika, Glenn Danzig's directorial debut, is available now on video on demand. You can rent or purchase it via many channels but I highly recommend that you do not do that. We delve into the details on this week's episode but here's a quick preview: Verotika is an "erotic horror anthology" that is neither erotic, nor horrifying, and barely qualifies as a movie due to incredible incompetence. It's one of the worst movies I've ever seen. That doe...

Toilet Radio 236: Up the Hammers CANCELLED feat. Throne of Iron

March 18, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 82.2 MB

Uhhhh we didn't really want to talk about COVID-19 but this shit is really gumming up all the works. This week we're joined by Tucker from Throne of Iron (and Thorr-Axe and Crowtein) to hear his tale of trying to play Up the Hammers festival in Greece as the borders get shuttered. It's fucked! We're also talking about getting swole at home and some solid advice for bands feeling the crunch of show cancellations. Got questions for Tucker about promoting your band? You can email him at throneof...

Toilet Radio 235: Pandemic! At the Metal Show

March 11, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 76.1 MB

Wouldn't you believe it? I'm in a worse mood than last Wednesday morning! Here are the topics on this week's show: Breno started up his own podcast to flex on me and Jordo. It's all about in-depth interviews with artists that don't get much love. Hear him talk about Undergrounded like the JUDAS that he is. / There's a hip new disease cancelling tours and festivals everywhere. South by Southwest is cancelled! Insurance companies aren't granting coverage to touring bands! Service industry worke...

Toilet Radio 234: Goop but for Metalheads

March 04, 2020 15:00 - 1 hour - 77.5 MB

If you're joining us for the podcast this morning just know that I'm facedown on a pile of kratom and I may not ever get up again. ANYWAY, things we're talking about on this show: Breno got axed from his piece of shit job so we're commiserating with him and also listening to him eat weird Japanese candies. Brian "Head" Welch of KoRn has invested with Doctor Nick Riviera in a new venture that gives wealthy bands places to stop on the road to get a sunshine enema at nootropic drydrunk clinics. ...

Toilet Radio 233: Banned from the Jukebox

February 26, 2020 15:00 - 1 hour - 76.3 MB

We got a lotta show for you this week. TOPICS: R.I.P. Mad Mike Hughes, a flat earth legend / Sully from Godsmack is an economist now / We all own fictional bars. Now we get to ban 3 songs from the jukebox / You like Judas Priest? Great news! There's another Judas Priest*! / A killer segue / Former Anthrax vocalist Dan Nelson beat the hell out of two old men and we need Scared Straight for hair metal dudes / A spirited discussion on paying bands in EXPOSURE BUCKS, multi-level-marketing schemes...

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