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Quarantine Book Club

138 episodes - English - Latest episode: 10 months ago -

An English teacher and a theatre idiot read genre fiction, have a few laughs, and may just get mad at each other. Read along for even less fun!

(Once a month we turn into the Quarantine Movie Club!)

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17: We Souled Out (We Sold Our Souls by Grady Hendrix)

June 23, 2021 12:45 - 1 hour - 92.1 MB

Sometimes you pick up a book and that book is like, ok, I guess. Like, a good try and all. Yeah. This week, the guys have a conversation about a book that is really not bad, but also just sort of ok. Bob and Rance have an actual conversation about the pros and cons of the book, and it's perfectly fine, we guess. P.S. This podcast is NSFW.  Just like that bad evil metal that those metal heads and Satan worshipers want you to listen to. *************************************** THIS WEEK'S B...

S2 Ep17: We Souled Out (We Sold Our Souls by Grady Hendrix)

June 23, 2021 12:45 - 1 hour - 92.1 MB

Sometimes you pick up a book and that book is like, ok, I guess. Like, a good try and all. Yeah. This week, the guys have a conversation about a book that is really not bad, but also just sort of ok. Bob and Rance have an actual conversation about the pros and cons of the book, and it's perfectly fine, we guess. P.S. This podcast is NSFW.  Just like that bad evil metal that those metal heads and Satan worshipers want you to listen to. *************************************** THIS WEEK'S B...

S2 Ep16: Butt-Guggles (Austin Wyrd by Steve Curry)

June 09, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 107 MB

Sometimes you pick up a book and that book is insufferably bad and full of casual racism, yet somehow seems to get good reviews on Amazon and GoodReads. This week, friend of the show Keith Burgers joins us to talk about a really one of a kind derivative fart-fest. The guys spend a decent amount of time avoiding actually talking about the book itself. Rance and Keith attempt to diagnose what is clearly Bob's Irritable Bowel Syndrome, and instead coin the title of this week's episode, Butt-Gu...

16: Butt-Guggles (Austin Wyrd by Steve Curry)

June 09, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 107 MB

Sometimes you pick up a book and that book is insufferably bad and full of casual racism, yet somehow seems to get good reviews on Amazon and GoodReads. This week, friend of the show Keith Burgers joins us to talk about a really one of a kind derivative fart-fest. The guys spend a decent amount of time avoiding actually talking about the book itself. Rance and Keith attempt to diagnose what is clearly Bob's Irritable Bowel Syndrome, and instead coin the title of this week's episode, Butt-Gu...

15: Where is the Hyphen? (The Strange Affair of Spring Heeled Jack by Mark Hodder)

May 26, 2021 11:00 - 2 hours - 111 MB

Sometimes you pick up a book and that book is about a famous explorer. This week the guys discuss The Strange Affair of Spring Heeled Jack by Mark Hodder. The guys mull over Victorian England, gentlemen, fonts, and a whole bunch of unrelated crap. Bob and Rance take a low energy evening, and try to kick it into high gear. By slapping some gears on it. Because that's how you steampunk, right? P.S. This podcast is NSFW.  You may need a chaperone if you're a Victorian... Wouldn't want to l...

S2 Ep15: Where is the Hyphen? (The Strange Affair of Spring Heeled Jack by Mark Hodder)

May 26, 2021 11:00 - 2 hours - 111 MB

Sometimes you pick up a book and that book is about a famous explorer. This week the guys discuss The Strange Affair of Spring Heeled Jack by Mark Hodder. The guys mull over Victorian England, gentlemen, fonts, and a whole bunch of unrelated crap. Bob and Rance take a low energy evening, and try to kick it into high gear. By slapping some gears on it. Because that's how you steampunk, right? P.S. This podcast is NSFW.  You may need a chaperone if you're a Victorian... Wouldn't want to l...

14: The Stars of the Funeral (The Black Tides of Heaven by Neon Yang)

May 12, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 103 MB

Sometimes you pick up a book and have a really weird week. This week the guys discuss The Black Tides of Heaven by Neon Yang. The guys have a bit of a time getting into the actual content of the book, because there's stories to be told... You won't want to miss this one. Aside from the extended intro, Rance and Bob have an engaging conversation about a fantasy universe that plays with the concepts of gender in a way that's been rarely seen, and is respectful and interesting. P.S. This p...

S2 Ep14: The Stars of the Funeral (The Black Tides of Heaven by Neon Yang)

May 12, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 103 MB

Sometimes you pick up a book and have a really weird week. This week the guys discuss The Black Tides of Heaven by Neon Yang. The guys have a bit of a time getting into the actual content of the book, because there's stories to be told... You won't want to miss this one. Aside from the extended intro, Rance and Bob have an engaging conversation about a fantasy universe that plays with the concepts of gender in a way that's been rarely seen, and is respectful and interesting. P.S. This p...

S2 Ep13: I Really Gotta DMT! (Recursion by Blake Crouch)

April 28, 2021 11:00 - 2 hours - 112 MB

Sometimes you pick up a book and get thrown back into your memories, cursed to do it all over again... This week the guys discuss Recursion by Blake Crouch. Sometimes you pick up a book and get thrown back into your memories, cursed to do it all over again... This week the guys discuss Recursion by Blake Crouch. Sometimes you pick up a book and get thrown back into your memories, cursed to do it all over again... This week the guys discuss Recursion by Blake Crouch. Sometimes you pick ...

13: I Really Gotta DMT! (Recursion by Blake Crouch)

April 28, 2021 11:00 - 2 hours - 112 MB

Sometimes you pick up a book and get thrown back into your memories, cursed to do it all over again... This week the guys discuss Recursion by Blake Crouch. Sometimes you pick up a book and get thrown back into your memories, cursed to do it all over again... This week the guys discuss Recursion by Blake Crouch. Sometimes you pick up a book and get thrown back into your memories, cursed to do it all over again... This week the guys discuss Recursion by Blake Crouch. Sometimes you pick ...

S2 Ep12: The Immaculate Boiz (The Immaculate Void by Brian Hodge)

April 14, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 84.4 MB

Sometimes you pick up a book and get a chance to embarrass yourself in front if it's author. This week the guys discuss The Immaculate Void with author Brian "The Brain" Hodge (Shhhhhhh. He doesn't actually go by The Brain.) Our hosts pander like pathetic fanbois to another author, stumble over their words, talk over their guest, and generally yell really loud things while Brian puts up with their bullshit. We learn that the one author Rance doesn't actually have a desire to fistfight is ...

12: The Immaculate Boiz (The Immaculate Void by Brian Hodge)

April 14, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 84.4 MB

Sometimes you pick up a book and get a chance to embarrass yourself in front if it's author. This week the guys discuss The Immaculate Void with author Brian "The Brain" Hodge (Shhhhhhh. He doesn't actually go by The Brain.) Our hosts pander like pathetic fanbois to another author, stumble over their words, talk over their guest, and generally yell really loud things while Brian puts up with their bullshit. We learn that the one author Rance doesn't actually have a desire to fistfight is ...

11: Boredom Ques...zzzZZZZ (Survival Quest: Way of the Shaman Series #1)

April 01, 2021 19:02 - 1 hour - 76.1 MB

Sometimes you pick up a book and don't know why the hell it's even a book.  This week the guys discuss Survival Quest: Way of the Shaman Series #1 by Vaslily Mahanenko. Our hosts have decide that LitRPG just isn't the genre for them... and in writing this description, we've just realized that Daniel Mahan is possibly just an Americanization of the author's real name.  Jesus. At some point there's some technical difficulties, and Bob calls out a real life problematic person from the broth...

S2 Ep11: Boredom Ques...zzzZZZZ (Survival Quest: Way of the Shaman Series #1)

April 01, 2021 19:02 - 1 hour - 76.1 MB

Sometimes you pick up a book and don't know why the hell it's even a book.  This week the guys discuss Survival Quest: Way of the Shaman Series #1 by Vaslily Mahanenko. Our hosts have decide that LitRPG just isn't the genre for them... and in writing this description, we've just realized that Daniel Mahan is possibly just an Americanization of the author's real name.  Jesus. At some point there's some technical difficulties, and Bob calls out a real life problematic person from the broth...

S2 Ep10: Kong Land (The Land: Founding, Chaos Seeds: Book 1, a LitRPG Saga)

March 18, 2021 02:22 - 1 hour - 80.8 MB

Sometimes you pick up a book with a REALLY long title. This week the guys discuss The Land: Founding, Chaos Seeds: Book 1, a LitRPG Saga by Aleron Kong. Our hosts have a hard time picking a subject and staying on track, and come to a general consensus that this is, in fact, a book. Pretty much just that. P.S. This podcast is NSFW. It won't throw you into another dimension or anything... it's a podcast. Pretty much just that. In the same way that a book is a book. Pretty much just that. *...

10: Kong Land (The Land: Founding, Chaos Seeds: Book 1, a LitRPG Saga)

March 18, 2021 02:22 - 1 hour - 80.8 MB

Sometimes you pick up a book with a REALLY long title. This week the guys discuss The Land: Founding, Chaos Seeds: Book 1, a LitRPG Saga by Aleron Kong. Our hosts have a hard time picking a subject and staying on track, and come to a general consensus that this is, in fact, a book. Pretty much just that. P.S. This podcast is NSFW. It won't throw you into another dimension or anything... it's a podcast. Pretty much just that. In the same way that a book is a book. Pretty much just that. *...

S2 Ep9: One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Canceled Fish! (The Dr. Seuss Special)

March 10, 2021 14:38 - 1 hour - 88.9 MB

Books got pulled from the shelves, and people are mad. "The Doctor's not racist!"  Cried Boomers so sad. This week the guys talk and discuss and debate, Is Dr. Seuss canceled,  Or are we too late? We come to the conclusion that nostalgia's no excuse, For continuing to print, Racist images by Seuss. P.S. This podcast is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Be careful and listen, but don't let your kids lurk. *************************************** THIS EPISODE’S MUSIC: Our theme music is: “First S...

9: One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Canceled Fish! (The Dr. Seuss Special)

March 10, 2021 14:38 - 1 hour - 88.9 MB

Books got pulled from the shelves, and people are mad. "The Doctor's not racist!"  Cried Boomers so sad. This week the guys talk and discuss and debate, Is Dr. Seuss canceled,  Or are we too late? We come to the conclusion that nostalgia's no excuse, For continuing to print, Racist images by Seuss. P.S. This podcast is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Be careful and listen, but don't let your kids lurk. *************************************** THIS EPISODE’S MUSIC: Our theme music is: “First S...

S2 Ep8: Things That Go Bump in the White (At The Mountains of Madness)

February 24, 2021 16:40 - 1 hour - 92.4 MB

Sometimes you pick up a revered classic of the science fiction and horror genres, and realize it's absolute garbage, and so is it's creator. This week the guys suffered through and discuss At the Mountains of Madness by known racist scumbag, H.P. Lovecraft. Our hosts discover that the book is boring, repetitive, boring, repetitive, boring, repetitive, boring, and repetitive. They discuss the problematic nature of the text and Lovecraft fandom in general, and wonder why anyone could do anyt...

8: Things That Go Bump in the White (At The Mountains of Madness)

February 24, 2021 16:40 - 1 hour - 92.4 MB

Sometimes you pick up a revered classic of the science fiction and horror genres, and realize it's absolute garbage, and so is it's creator. This week the guys suffered through and discuss At the Mountains of Madness by known racist scumbag, H.P. Lovecraft. Our hosts discover that the book is boring, repetitive, boring, repetitive, boring, repetitive, boring, and repetitive. They discuss the problematic nature of the text and Lovecraft fandom in general, and wonder why anyone could do anyt...

S2 Ep7: Let's Get Mad About Benjamin Franklin Science Octopus (Beneath the Rising Feat. Premee Mohamed)

February 10, 2021 13:00 - 2 hours - 130 MB

Sometimes an author comes on our show to discuss their book, and growing body of work, and they accept. WHAT?  THEY ACCEPT? This week we are beyond excited to invite Premee Mohamed, author of Beneath the Rising to talk about our readthrough of her book, as well as discuss her just-released novella These Lifeless Things. Bob and Rance spend a lot of time making things awkward, and ask The Big Question, as well as a couple little ones. There's some laughter, confusion of octopi and squid, a...

7: Let's Get Mad About Benjamin Franklin Science Octopus (Beneath the Rising Feat. Premee Mohamed)

February 10, 2021 13:00 - 2 hours - 130 MB

Sometimes an author comes on our show to discuss their book, and growing body of work, and they accept. WHAT?  THEY ACCEPT? This week we are beyond excited to invite Premee Mohamed, author of Beneath the Rising to talk about our readthrough of her book, as well as discuss her just-released novella These Lifeless Things. Bob and Rance spend a lot of time making things awkward, and ask The Big Question, as well as a couple little ones. There's some laughter, confusion of octopi and squid, a...

S2 Ep6: Insert Witty Spider-Man Quip Here (Spider-Man: The Darkest Hours)

January 27, 2021 13:30 - 1 hour - 102 MB

Sometimes an author is asked to write a book because they're a fan of a certain series or character. Sometimes they do it for the love of the game... or is it a soulless paycheck? For the first time in months, our heroes attempt to tackle a licensed piece of "literature." It causes them all sorts of emotional difficulties.   This week we are discussing Spider-Man: The Darkest Hours by Jim Butcher. The guys invite friend IGotTheseBurgers, aka Keith, aka Sir for a discussion about a full l...

6: Insert Witty Spider-Man Quip Here (Spider-Man: The Darkest Hours)

January 27, 2021 13:30 - 1 hour - 102 MB

Sometimes an author is asked to write a book because they're a fan of a certain series or character. Sometimes they do it for the love of the game... or is it a soulless paycheck? For the first time in months, our heroes attempt to tackle a licensed piece of "literature." It causes them all sorts of emotional difficulties.   This week we are discussing Spider-Man: The Darkest Hours by Jim Butcher. The guys invite friend IGotTheseBurgers, aka Keith, aka Sir for a discussion about a full l...

S2 Ep5: The World is a Wreck, But Hey! Superheroes? (Dreadnought)

January 13, 2021 19:34 - 1 hour - 100 MB

The world seems to be getting more and more confusing every day, but we're always here to have some fun, hopefully meaningful and thoughtful discussions.  We may not be able to take your mind off of things, but hopefully we can provide a space for you to think about things safely and critically. This week we are discussing Dreadnought by April Daniels. We're excited to tackle a book that features a transgendered main character by a trans author. As a pair of cisgendered white men, we hope ...

5: The World is a Wreck, But Hey! Superheroes? (Dreadnought)

January 13, 2021 19:34 - 1 hour - 100 MB

The world seems to be getting more and more confusing every day, but we're always here to have some fun, hopefully meaningful and thoughtful discussions.  We may not be able to take your mind off of things, but hopefully we can provide a space for you to think about things safely and critically. This week we are discussing Dreadnought by April Daniels. We're excited to tackle a book that features a transgendered main character by a trans author. As a pair of cisgendered white men, we hope ...

S2 Ep4: New Year, New Mahdi? (Dune Pt. 4)

December 31, 2020 19:31 - 1 hour - 107 MB

This week say goodbye to both the shit show that has been 2020, as well as the classic sci-fi novel Dune. The guys get a little hung up for the first third of the podcast talking about things that have nothing to do with Dune, but that's ok.  We're all allowed a little bit of leeway during a pandemic, amirite? P.S. This podcast is NSFW, but we hope you have a happy New Year, ya asshats! P.P.S. Here is next episode's book, Dreadnaught by April Daniels. Even if you don't read it, download it...

4: New Year, New Mahdi? (Dune Pt. 4)

December 31, 2020 19:31 - 1 hour - 107 MB

This week say goodbye to both the shit show that has been 2020, as well as the classic sci-fi novel Dune. The guys get a little hung up for the first third of the podcast talking about things that have nothing to do with Dune, but that's ok.  We're all allowed a little bit of leeway during a pandemic, amirite? P.S. This podcast is NSFW, but we hope you have a happy New Year, ya asshats! P.P.S. Here is next episode's book, Dreadnaught by April Daniels. Even if you don't read it, download it...

S2 Ep3: Paul Muad'Dib? More Like Nap'Time, Amirite? (Dune Pt. 3)

December 21, 2020 16:58 - 1 hour - 82 MB

This week we continue to discuss the second book of Dune. The guys get really bored by all this desert survival, and wonder why Herbert didn't have a more insistent editor. P.S. As always, this podcast is NSFW, so just don't ok? Also Don't @ me about it ya nerd! *************************************** THIS WEEK'S BOOK: Dune By: Frank Herbert Find it here:https://www.amazon.com/Dune-Frank-Herbert/dp/0441172717 THIS EPISODE’S MUSIC: Our theme music is: “First Strike” Music by: Jacob Li...

3: Paul Muad'Dib? More Like Nap'Time, Amirite? (Dune Pt. 3)

December 21, 2020 16:58 - 1 hour - 82 MB

This week we continue to discuss the second book of Dune. The guys get really bored by all this desert survival, and wonder why Herbert didn't have a more insistent editor. P.S. As always, this podcast is NSFW, so just don't ok? Also Don't @ me about it ya nerd! *************************************** THIS WEEK'S BOOK: Dune By: Frank Herbert Find it here:https://www.amazon.com/Dune-Frank-Herbert/dp/0441172717 THIS EPISODE’S MUSIC: Our theme music is: “First Strike” Music by: Jacob Li...

S2 Ep2: Boss Bois Get Dune'd (Dune Pt.2)

December 17, 2020 16:43 - 1 hour - 64.5 MB

This week we continue to discuss the first book of Dune. The guys dig in to the meat of what makes the first book of Dune special and not so special at times, talk some analysis, and get a little confused at times P.S. As always, this podcast is NSFW, unless you like getting fired for bad language and suggestive themes. *************************************** THIS WEEK'S BOOK: Dune By: Frank Herbert Find it here:https://www.amazon.com/Dune-Frank-Herbert/dp/0441172717 THIS EPISODE’S MUS...

2: Boss Bois Get Dune'd (Dune Pt.2)

December 17, 2020 16:43 - 1 hour - 64.5 MB

This week we continue to discuss the first book of Dune. The guys dig in to the meat of what makes the first book of Dune special and not so special at times, talk some analysis, and get a little confused at times P.S. As always, this podcast is NSFW, unless you like getting fired for bad language and suggestive themes. *************************************** THIS WEEK'S BOOK: Dune By: Frank Herbert Find it here:https://www.amazon.com/Dune-Frank-Herbert/dp/0441172717 THIS EPISODE’S MUS...

S2 Ep1: S2E1 Mentats the Freshmaker (Dune pt. 1)

December 08, 2020 00:34 - 1 hour - 97.1 MB

This week we begin a new season and a new book. The guys begin to dig into the classic Dune, and show relief and new life after a short hiatus, and a book that isn't trash! We're doing things faster and more concise this season! Better (?) books! Maybe shorter episodes! No double space periods! (We're keeping our Oxford commas, though!) P.S. NSFW *************************************** THIS WEEK'S BOOK: Dune By: Frank Herbert Find it here:https://www.amazon.com/Dune-Frank-Herbert/dp/044...

1: S2E1 Mentats the Freshmaker (Dune pt. 1)

December 08, 2020 00:34 - 1 hour - 97.1 MB

This week we begin a new season and a new book. The guys begin to dig into the classic Dune, and show relief and new life after a short hiatus, and a book that isn't trash! We're doing things faster and more concise this season! Better (?) books! Maybe shorter episodes! No double space periods! (We're keeping our Oxford commas, though!) P.S. NSFW *************************************** THIS WEEK'S BOOK: Dune By: Frank Herbert Find it here:https://www.amazon.com/Dune-Frank-Herbert/dp/044...

27: The Thanksgetting Special, AKA: Are You a Men's Right's Activist?

December 03, 2020 22:00 - 1 hour - 77 MB

NO READING THIS WEEK! HAPPY THANKSGIVING BREAK! In this episode, the guys discuss the future of the podcast, the upcoming second season of the show, and the next six months.  They also throw around a couple of dumb jokes until you'll definitely be sick of them. P.S. This episode is as unsafe for work, as a story about your mom fisting a turkey.  THIS EPISODE’S MUSIC: Our theme music is: “First Strike” Music by: Jacob Lizotte. You can listen to it on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/wat...

S1 Ep27: The Thanksgetting Special, AKA: Are You a Men's Right's Activist?

December 03, 2020 22:00 - 1 hour - 77 MB

NO READING THIS WEEK! HAPPY THANKSGIVING BREAK! In this episode, the guys discuss the future of the podcast, the upcoming second season of the show, and the next six months.  They also throw around a couple of dumb jokes until you'll definitely be sick of them. P.S. This episode is as unsafe for work, as a story about your mom fisting a turkey.  THIS EPISODE’S MUSIC: Our theme music is: “First Strike” Music by: Jacob Lizotte. You can listen to it on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/wat...

S1 Ep25: E11M3: All Girls Want Bad Boys (Halloween: The Scream Factory)

November 09, 2020 18:22 - 1 hour - 82.1 MB

WARNING!  Not Safe For High School Babies! We apologize for the delay in getting this episode out! This week our heroes discuss the "Audiobook" Halloween: The Scream Factory by Kelly O'Rourke read by The 80's Slasher Librarian. We have no real way of expressing how horrendous this turd is. The brothers invite friend Lynette (the only other person stupid enough to read this trash) to discuss this high school level gym sock jerk rag. The whole group get mad, sad, and other emotions that end...

25: E11M3: All Girls Want Bad Boys (Halloween: The Scream Factory)

November 09, 2020 18:22 - 1 hour - 82.1 MB

WARNING!  Not Safe For High School Babies! We apologize for the delay in getting this episode out! This week our heroes discuss the "Audiobook" Halloween: The Scream Factory by Kelly O'Rourke read by The 80's Slasher Librarian. We have no real way of expressing how horrendous this turd is. The brothers invite friend Lynette (the only other person stupid enough to read this trash) to discuss this high school level gym sock jerk rag. The whole group get mad, sad, and other emotions that end...

S1 Ep24: E11M2: I'm Your Boyfriend Now, Rancey!

November 02, 2020 20:01 - 1 hour - 83.4 MB

WARNING!  Not like you need the reminder, but this nightmare is NSFW! We apologize for the delay in getting this episode out!  October is a silly month for us! Please bear with us. This week our heroes discuss the "Audiobook" excerpt Nightmares on Elm Street: Freddy Krueger’s Seven Sweetest Dreams, Asleep at the Wheel by Brian Hodge, narrated by the 80's Slasher Librarian. We discover that not every long hidden nightmare has to end in suffering and a week of sadness. The brothers go for a...

24: E11M2: I'm Your Boyfriend Now, Rancey!

November 02, 2020 20:01 - 1 hour - 83.4 MB

WARNING!  Not like you need the reminder, but this nightmare is NSFW! We apologize for the delay in getting this episode out!  October is a silly month for us! Please bear with us. This week our heroes discuss the "Audiobook" excerpt Nightmares on Elm Street: Freddy Krueger’s Seven Sweetest Dreams, Asleep at the Wheel by Brian Hodge, narrated by the 80's Slasher Librarian. We discover that not every long hidden nightmare has to end in suffering and a week of sadness. The brothers go for a...

23: E11M1: Friday the 13th: Hoarders Edition

October 26, 2020 16:43 - 1 hour - 89.3 MB

WARNING!  This pretty much this entire month's content will be NSFW! We apologize for the delay in getting this episode out!  October is a silly month for us! Please bear with us. We'll be back on schedule by the end of the month! This week our heroes discuss the "Audiobook" Friday the 13th: Mother's Day by Eric Morse, narrated by the 80's Slasher Librarian. We find a really mediocre young adult book, a strange author, and a whole big mess of confusion surrounding the writing of the book, ...

S1 Ep23: E11M1: Friday the 13th: Hoarders Edition

October 26, 2020 16:43 - 1 hour - 89.3 MB

WARNING!  This pretty much this entire month's content will be NSFW! We apologize for the delay in getting this episode out!  October is a silly month for us! Please bear with us. We'll be back on schedule by the end of the month! This week our heroes discuss the "Audiobook" Friday the 13th: Mother's Day by Eric Morse, narrated by the 80's Slasher Librarian. We find a really mediocre young adult book, a strange author, and a whole big mess of confusion surrounding the writing of the book, ...

S1 Ep22: E10M1: Who Ya Gonna Call? Sorry Wrong Number! (Ghostbusters Novelizations)

October 12, 2020 19:16 - 1 hour - 78.1 MB

WARNING!  This "book," this "podcast," and its stupid "hosts" are all  NSFW! We apologize for the delay in getting this episode out!  October is a silly month for us! Please bear with us. We'll be back on schedule by the end of the month! This week our heroes discuss the Audible "Audiobook" adaptation of Ghostbusters 1 and 2 by Richard Mueller, and Ed Naha, narrated by Johnny Heller. It's a mess.  You'll walk away feeling like you've been covered in slime... of some type. The guys discove...

22: E10M1: Who Ya Gonna Call? Sorry Wrong Number! (Ghostbusters Novelizations)

October 12, 2020 19:16 - 1 hour - 78.1 MB

WARNING!  This "book," this "podcast," and its stupid "hosts" are all  NSFW! We apologize for the delay in getting this episode out!  October is a silly month for us! Please bear with us. We'll be back on schedule by the end of the month! This week our heroes discuss the Audible "Audiobook" adaptation of Ghostbusters 1 and 2 by Richard Mueller, and Ed Naha, narrated by Johnny Heller. It's a mess.  You'll walk away feeling like you've been covered in slime... of some type. The guys discove...

S1 Ep21: E9M2: A Normal Boring Grown-Up Episode for Adult Babies

September 23, 2020 11:35 - 1 hour - 56.1 MB

This week your old pals Uncle Bobbo and Weird Cousin Rance rebel after making a kids friendly episode.  Do not let your kids listen along to this one.  There's literally cursing in the first minute of spoken audio.   Our hosts rant about the fact that they really enjoyed this book- wait, WHAT?  There's some discussion about the positives and negatives of this story, but we can all agree David Tenant's narration is great.  The guys get pissed about gatekeeping grown-ass men complaining about...

21: E9M2: A Normal Boring Grown-Up Episode for Adult Babies

September 23, 2020 11:35 - 1 hour - 56.1 MB

This week your old pals Uncle Bobbo and Weird Cousin Rance rebel after making a kids friendly episode.  Do not let your kids listen along to this one.  There's literally cursing in the first minute of spoken audio.   Our hosts rant about the fact that they really enjoyed this book- wait, WHAT?  There's some discussion about the positives and negatives of this story, but we can all agree David Tenant's narration is great.  The guys get pissed about gatekeeping grown-ass men complaining about...

21: E9M2: A Regular Boring Episode for Grown-Up Adult Babies

September 23, 2020 11:35 - 1 hour - 56 MB

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20: E9M1: The Kids Club Book Club

September 17, 2020 17:00 - 32 minutes - 29.6 MB

Hey there!  This week your old pals Uncle Bobbo and Weird Cousin Rance make a kids friendly episode.  Feel free to listen along in the car on your way to drop your kids off to your ex-wife, or sitting at the dinner table trying not to yell at them for eating their squash.  Heck, use it as a reward, telling them you'll turn it off if they do.  Or that you'll play it if they don't!  Your choice! In all seriousness, we made an episode you can listen to in an effort to help recommend fun readin...

S1 Ep20: E9M1: The Kids Club Book Club

September 17, 2020 17:00 - 32 minutes - 29.6 MB

Hey there!  This week your old pals Uncle Bobbo and Weird Cousin Rance make a kids friendly episode.  Feel free to listen along in the car on your way to drop your kids off to your ex-wife, or sitting at the dinner table trying not to yell at them for eating their squash.  Heck, use it as a reward, telling them you'll turn it off if they do.  Or that you'll play it if they don't!  Your choice! In all seriousness, we made an episode you can listen to in an effort to help recommend fun readin...

S1 Ep19: E8M2: Bill Me Tuesday For a Hamburger That Bill Ate

September 02, 2020 15:47 - 1 hour - 89.5 MB

WARNING!  There's a good amount of cursing in this episode.  It must be NSFW! This week our heroes continue to discuss the Audible "Audiobook" adaptation of Alien 3 by William Gibson, and compare it to the original movie version of the entry with the same name. The guys invite pal Mike on to the show to talk about the Alien franchise, but also mostly just to show off his cool toys and stuff. The brothers have a serious revelation that Alien 3 the movie is way better than remembered, and d...

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