JAMSESH: Handjob Secret Test

Are you ready to have your mind blown? Because holy. Shit. Wendi (@wendibird82) and Megan (@handsomepartybutt) have finally completed a task! And they were both wildly successful. Go ahead and let that sink in. Okay. You can stop applauding now. Stephen (@thepenta), well, he did BUY a flower and didn't actually grow something with his heart and his hands but we can forgive him because we can't all be the world's greatest farmers over night.
Besides learning all the greatest farmer tips from these two professionals, we’ll also learn that Wendi is a goddamn thief! Hide yo beans! Megan grows one goddamn chive and stops eating meat. Except for chicken and fish (tinosaurs and dumb things are chill to eat). That's right, she even more badass now that she vows to only eat animals that she can kill with her bare hands!! Megan’s new lifestyle arouses a haunting memory from Wendi’s past. A memory that begs the question: What the fuck is a Handjob Secret Test? And Stephen makes a brand new friend who’s ethnic background is unimportant so it's weird I'm even bringing that up right now; the important thing is that he finally found somebody that understands his "flower shop vibes".
The trio ALSO addresses Megan’s recent bank account hacking and share their ill-informed opinions and advice on how to handle your finances PLUS the importance of thematically coordinating your home furnishings. Get out your notebooks and get ready to survive!
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UPCOMING LIVE STANDUP
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HAMPTONS
TONIGHT! WEDNESDAY, JULY 26th
HARLEQUINS in the HAMPTONS
with Wendi Starling, Tim Dillon, and Jen Hellman
The Stephen Talk House
161 Main St. - Amagansett, NY
Tickets: stephentalkhouse.com/event.cfm?id=264383&cart
LOS ANGELES
MONDAY JULY 31ST 7PM
Megan Rice + Burlesque + Magic + Music
The Three Clubs
1123 Vine Street, Los Angeles
threeclubs.com
NYC
SATURDAY, AUG26th @ 7:30pm
GLAMOURPUSS 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW!!!
with Krystyna Hutchinson & Wendi Starling
ZINC BAR
82 W. 3rd St NYC
21+, tix are $15
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/3049827