Farming Is A Real Bitch (w/ Farmer Doug Dixon)

Grab your shades and kick off your shoes because the Jammerz are in Los Angeles with comedian/botanist and self-aware 311 fan, Doug Dixon! Get ready to luxuriate in the soothing sounds of LA traffic, local street vendors, and Megan and Wendi straight up talking over the boys. What do you want! It’s LA, baby! These idiots are so chill, they’re not wearing headphones OR proper underwear. But has the chillness of LA affected hardcore New Yorker, Stephen Penta?? Yes! But only to make him more irritable, which is all fun and games until he reveals himself to be a former gun owner (insert theme music from ‘Psycho’)!!! Luckily, the trio gets enough of a contact high from Doug’s weed sandals to mellow out about the gun stuff and find out exactly how Doug turned a stoner thought into a reality that was able to not only feed his fellow comics but also get him high AND successful enough to afford a pool! That’s right, we got a self-taught farmer so get out your notebooks to jot down helpful tips like: how to safely operate a rototiller using just your genitalia, the best way to kill a savvy NYC rat AND an easy DIY pepper spray recipe! We also get some sweet insider info about the history of an Oklahoma football team, an uncomfortable amount of 311 trivia PLUS Megan and Wendi gush about the health benefits of eating dirt! If even 3% of the conspiracy blogs are correct, we may be rapidly hurdling towards an apocalyptic zombie future so get this episode into your ears and GET GROWING YOUR OWN FOOD. Or at least learn how to add ladybugs to your life for a little extra whimsy.
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Twitter & Instagram: @dugdixonmymouth
Most of this week's sweet Jammz brought to you by P-Nut, Nick, Chad & Tim
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