Primitive Screwheads Talk Horror Movies
138 episodes - English - Latest episode: 6 days ago - ★★★★ - 3 ratingsListen up you primitive screwheads! Friends Andrew and Dan met in Korea but they really bonded over their weekly horror movie nights. Join them as they pick a different horror movie every episode, discuss and dismember the plot, and talk about its cultural impact on the genre at large.
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S2E4 - The Invisible Man (2020)
April 03, 2020 01:34 - 1 hour - 44.2 MBEpisode Notes In this weeks episode, Dan and Andrew discuss the 2020 film, The Invisible Man.
S2E3 - The Boy
March 25, 2020 17:58 - 1 hour - 54.7 MBBOY. This week Andrew and Dan discuss the 2016 creepy-as-fuck doll flick The Boy.
S2E2 - Doom Annihilation (2019)
February 10, 2020 14:31 - 1 hour - 82.3 MBRIP AND TEAR! This week Dan and Andrew discuss the 2019 straight-to-netflix based-on-a-video-game these-are-all-good-signs movie Doom Annihilation.
Doom Annihilation (2019)
February 10, 2020 14:31 - 1 hour - 82.3 MBRIP AND TEAR! This week Dan and Andrew discuss the 2019 straight-to-netflix based-on-a-video-game these-are-all-good-signs movie Doom Annihilation.
S2E1 - Train To Busan
January 01, 2020 17:13 - 1 hour - 43 MBIn an attempt to pick a movie we disagree on, Dan chose Train to Busan, the 2016 Korean zombie flick that takes us back to the nostalgia of the country we met in.
Train To Busan
January 01, 2020 17:13 - 1 hour - 43 MBIn an attempt to pick a movie we disagree on, Dan chose Train to Busan, the 2016 Korean zombie flick that takes us back to the nostalgia of the country we met in.
S1E16 - Dreamcatcher (2003)
October 30, 2019 21:06 - 1 hour - 84 MBDan and Andrew discuss the Stephen King film Dreamcatcher, in which academy award winning actors Morgan Freeman says the phrase "Shit weasels." I'd say this is the worst of the Stephen King films, but let's be honest that's a low, low bar.
Dreamcatcher (2003)
October 30, 2019 21:06 - 1 hour - 84 MBDan and Andrew discuss the Stephen King film Dreamcatcher, in which academy award winning actors Morgan Freeman says the phrase "Shit weasels." I'd say this is the worst of the Stephen King films, but let's be honest that's a low, low bar.
S1E15 - The Predator (2018)
August 27, 2019 15:55 - 2 hours - 85.4 MBDan and Andrew discuss the first movie they both hated in Shane Black's 2018 film, The Predator. Listen along as we learn about the human evolution, naming schemes, and Andrew finds himself praising 2004's AVP by accident.
The Predator (2018)
August 27, 2019 15:55 - 2 hours - 85.4 MBDan and Andrew discuss the first movie they both hated in Shane Black's 2018 film, The Predator. Listen along as we learn about the human evolution, naming schemes, and Andrew finds himself praising 2004's AVP by accident.
S1E14 - Candyman (1992)
August 14, 2019 18:55 - 1 hour - 49.4 MBDan and Andrew discuss Candyman, the 1992 classic with two sequels that nobody has seen.
Candyman (1992)
August 14, 2019 18:55 - 1 hour - 49.4 MBDan and Andrew discuss Candyman, the 1992 classic with two sequels that nobody has seen.
Lost Episode: Alien Covenant
August 09, 2019 20:26 - 1 hour - 58.4 MBIn our original second episode, Dan and Andrew talk about Alien Covenant, the contentious prequel sequel to the Alien Franchise. This episode was originally held back, be we decided to release it. Guest starring Andrew's dog Alphonse.
S1E13 - Lost Episode: Alien Covenant
August 09, 2019 20:26 - 1 hour - 58.4 MBIn our original second episode, Dan and Andrew talk about Alien Covenant, the contentious prequel sequel to the Alien Franchise. This episode was originally held back, be we decided to release it. Guest starring Andrew's dog Alphonse.
S1E12 - Thir13en Ghosts - Buy Ectobar Glass
July 17, 2019 21:39 - 1 hour - 75.4 MBThis week Dan and Andrew discuss the many uses of Ecto-Glass, as well as the career of the one and only Rah Digga.
Thir13en Ghosts
July 17, 2019 21:39 - 1 hour - 75.4 MBThis week Dan and Andrew discuss the many uses of Ecto-Glass, as well as the career of the one and only Rah Digga.
Spiderman Far From Home Review - SPOILERS
July 17, 2019 21:28 - 59 minutes - 40.7 MBAs kind of an extra episode, Dan and Andrew discuss their differing opinions on the new film Spiderman: Far From Home. As always, thank you Teddy's Atlas for the use of their amazing song, Horror Movie Story.
S1E11 - Primitive Screwheads Don't Talk Horror - Spiderman Far From Home Review - SPOILERS
July 17, 2019 21:28 - 59 minutes - 40.7 MBAs kind of an extra episode, Dan and Andrew discuss their differing opinions on the new film Spiderman: Far From Home. As always, thank you Teddy's Atlas for the use of their amazing song, Horror Movie Story.
House of Wax (2005)
June 20, 2019 17:02 - 1 hour - 77.4 MBThis episode Andrew and Dan discuss House of Wax, the 2005 remake with 100% less Vincent Price but 100% Paris Hilton death!
S1E10 - House of Wax (2005)
June 20, 2019 17:02 - 1 hour - 77.4 MBThis episode Andrew and Dan discuss House of Wax, the 2005 remake with 100% less Vincent Price but 100% Paris Hilton death!
S1E9 - Silent Hill
June 08, 2019 17:10 - 1 hour - 69.5 MBListen up you primitive screwheads! Friends Andrew and Dan met in Korea but they really bonded over their weekly horror movie nights. Join them as they pick a different horror movie, discuss and dismember the plot, and talk about its cultural impact on the genre at large. This episode Dan geeks out over the movie based on the game of his childhood, Silent Hill. There is no dog ending.
Silent Hill
June 08, 2019 17:10 - 1 hour - 69.5 MBListen up you primitive screwheads! Friends Andrew and Dan met in Korea but they really bonded over their weekly horror movie nights. Join them as they pick a different horror movie, discuss and dismember the plot, and talk about its cultural impact on the genre at large. This episode Dan geeks out over the movie based on the game of his childhood, Silent Hill. There is no dog ending.
S1E8 - WaxWork (1988)
May 07, 2019 22:51 - 1 hour - 59.4 MBListen up you primitive screwheads! Friends Andrew and Dan met in Korea but they really bonded over their weekly horror movie nights. Join them as they pick a different horror movie every week, discuss and dismember the plot, and talk about its cultural impact on the genre at large. This week Andrew gushes over his mancrush Zach Galligan in the 1988 horror comedy Waxwork, which teaches us that dictators are the bad people. They have the shouting voices, and the small moustaches.
WaxWork (1988)
May 07, 2019 22:51 - 1 hour - 59.4 MBListen up you primitive screwheads! Friends Andrew and Dan met in Korea but they really bonded over their weekly horror movie nights. Join them as they pick a different horror movie every week, discuss and dismember the plot, and talk about its cultural impact on the genre at large. This week Andrew gushes over his mancrush Zach Galligan in the 1988 horror comedy Waxwork, which teaches us that dictators are the bad people. They have the shouting voices, and the small moustaches.
House (1977)
April 18, 2019 14:18 - 1 hour - 70.7 MBListen up you primitive screwheads! Friends Andrew and Dan met in Korea but they really bonded over their weekly horror movie nights. Join them as they pick a different horror movie every week, discuss and dismember the plot, and talk about its cultural impact on the genre at large. This week we're at a loss for words as we try and discuss the 1977 Japanese Horror/Comedy/Fantasy film House, a Criterion pick. Somehow. This one broke us, not gonna lie.
S1E7 - House (1977)
April 18, 2019 14:18 - 1 hour - 70.7 MBListen up you primitive screwheads! Friends Andrew and Dan met in Korea but they really bonded over their weekly horror movie nights. Join them as they pick a different horror movie every week, discuss and dismember the plot, and talk about its cultural impact on the genre at large. This week we're at a loss for words as we try and discuss the 1977 Japanese Horror/Comedy/Fantasy film House, a Criterion pick. Somehow. This one broke us, not gonna lie.
S1E6 - Leprechaun
March 21, 2019 23:26 - 1 hour - 67.1 MBListen up you primitive screwheads! Friends Andrew and Dan met in Korea but they really bonded over their weekly horror movie nights. Join them as they pick a different horror movie every week, discuss and dismember the plot, and talk about its cultural impact on the genre at large. This week we talk about the genesis film of the zeitgeist that is The Leprechaun Cinematic Universe. We also talk about Jennifer Aniston's shorts because they're the most confusing thing ever.
Leprechaun
March 21, 2019 23:26 - 1 hour - 67.1 MBListen up you primitive screwheads! Friends Andrew and Dan met in Korea but they really bonded over their weekly horror movie nights. Join them as they pick a different horror movie every week, discuss and dismember the plot, and talk about its cultural impact on the genre at large. This week we talk about the genesis film of the zeitgeist that is The Leprechaun Cinematic Universe. We also talk about Jennifer Aniston's shorts because they're the most confusing thing ever.
Anna and the Apocalypse
March 10, 2019 18:41 - 1 hour - 75.7 MBListen up you primitive screwheads! Friends Andrew and Dan met in Korea but they really bonded over their weekly horror movie nights. Join them as they pick a different horror movie every week, discuss and dismember the plot, and talk about its cultural impact on the genre at large. This week we talk about the 2017 Scottish Christmas Musical (with Zombies), Anna and the Apocalypse. We're sorry for any earworms.
S1E5 - Anna and the Apocalypse
March 10, 2019 18:41 - 1 hour - 75.7 MBListen up you primitive screwheads! Friends Andrew and Dan met in Korea but they really bonded over their weekly horror movie nights. Join them as they pick a different horror movie every week, discuss and dismember the plot, and talk about its cultural impact on the genre at large. This week we talk about the 2017 Scottish Christmas Musical (with Zombies), Anna and the Apocalypse. We're sorry for any earworms.
Dude Bro Party Massacre III
February 26, 2019 00:39 - 1 hour - 73.9 MBListen up you primitive screwheads! Friends Andrew and Dan met in Korea but they really bonded over their weekly horror movie nights. Join them as they pick a different horror movie every week, discuss and dismember the plot, and talk about its cultural impact on the genre at large. This week we talk about the 2015 5secondfilm-produced parody slasher Dude Bro Party Massacre III, a film that intentionally fails the Bechdel test but in no ways fails the frat boy death count test.
S1E4 - Dude Bro Party Massacre III
February 26, 2019 00:39 - 1 hour - 73.9 MBListen up you primitive screwheads! Friends Andrew and Dan met in Korea but they really bonded over their weekly horror movie nights. Join them as they pick a different horror movie every week, discuss and dismember the plot, and talk about its cultural impact on the genre at large. This week we talk about the 2015 5secondfilm-produced parody slasher Dude Bro Party Massacre III, a film that intentionally fails the Bechdel test but in no ways fails the frat boy death count test.
S1E3 - Pieces (1982)
February 13, 2019 23:50 - 1 hour - 71.2 MBListen up you primitive screwheads! Friends Andrew and Dan met in Korea but they really bonded over their weekly horror movie nights. Join them as they pick a different horror movie every week, discuss and dismember the plot, and talk about its cultural impact on the genre at large. This week we talk about the Spanish 1982 horror film Pieces. Known in its home country as Mil Gritos Tiene La Noche, English for "The Night of 1000 Screams (including bastards)"
Pieces (1982)
February 13, 2019 23:50 - 1 hour - 71.2 MBListen up you primitive screwheads! Friends Andrew and Dan met in Korea but they really bonded over their weekly horror movie nights. Join them as they pick a different horror movie every week, discuss and dismember the plot, and talk about its cultural impact on the genre at large. This week we talk about the Spanish 1982 horror film Pieces. Known in its home country as Mil Gritos Tiene La Noche, English for "The Night of 1000 Screams (including bastards)"
The Conjuring 2
December 21, 2018 15:41 - 1 hour - 79.1 MBListen up you primitive screwheads! Friends Andrew and Dan met in Korea but they really bonded over their weekly horror movie nights. Join them as they pick a different horror movie every week, discuss and dismember the plot, and talk about its cultural impact on the genre at large. This week we talk about The Conjuring 2 and how we want nun of that creepy demon Valak.
S1E2 - The Conjuring 2
December 21, 2018 15:41 - 1 hour - 79.1 MBListen up you primitive screwheads! Friends Andrew and Dan met in Korea but they really bonded over their weekly horror movie nights. Join them as they pick a different horror movie every week, discuss and dismember the plot, and talk about its cultural impact on the genre at large. This week we talk about The Conjuring 2 and how we want nun of that creepy demon Valak.
S1E1 - Halloween (2018)
December 06, 2018 15:55 - 1 hour - 72.5 MBListen up you primitive screwheads! Friends Andrew and Dan met in Korea but they really bonded over their weekly horror movie nights. Join them as they pick a different horror movie every week, discuss and dismember the plot, and talk about its cultural impact on the genre at large. This week, Andrew and Dan discuss Halloween (2018) and talk about how that one teenager was really on the fence about being a friend.
Halloween (2018)
December 06, 2018 15:55 - 1 hour - 72.5 MBListen up you primitive screwheads! Friends Andrew and Dan met in Korea but they really bonded over their weekly horror movie nights. Join them as they pick a different horror movie every week, discuss and dismember the plot, and talk about its cultural impact on the genre at large. This week, Andrew and Dan discuss Halloween (2018) and talk about how that one teenager was really on the fence about being a friend.