Pretty Gross
82 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 months ago - ★★★★★ - 17 ratingsWe look at gross things on the internet, so that you don't have to.
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29 - Preferred Activity
November 09, 2018 09:00 - 1 hour - 74.8 MBAlyssa and Kayla take a break from the horrors of the real world to deliver a gentler episode of Pretty Gross. Go on a journey with us into the wonders of 1970s cuisine and Scottish folklore. Links & pics below! -- 1970s CUISINE Vice article Reddit thread 1970s dinner party Twitter Buzzfeed article #1 Buzzfeed article #2 Buzzfeed article #3 Bustle article NUCKELAVEE Wikipedia article Article #2 Article #3 Pic #1 Pic #2 Pic #3 Very sp...
28 - Halloween-Adjacent
October 26, 2018 08:00 - 1 hour - 63.7 MBAlyssa & Kayla celebrate Halloween with a "Halloween-adjacent" Pretty Gross special! Dig into some slightly Halloween-y topics with these two - don't worry, they're gross. Links & pics below! -- HUMAN BRANDING Human Branding Wikipedia article Human Branding video Pic #1 Pic #2 Pic #3 Pic #4 KITTENS Fleas pic #1 Fleas pic #2 Wormy poop
27 - Our Paper Grossiversary
October 12, 2018 15:16 - 1 hour - 72.8 MBIt's our first anniversary special!! Alyssa and Kayla celebrate a year of gross by going outside the box in this "round table of gross" episode. Links & pics below! -- Pictures: MANGO WORMS (extreme NSFL warning) TRYPOPHOBIA HELMINTHOPHOBIA FAN ART PEDIOPHOBIA List of phobias w/ links: 1. Ablutophobia 2. Arachnophobia 3. Emetophobia 4. Trypophobia 5. Toilet Phobia 6. Chaetophobia 7. Rectophobia 8. Taphophobia 9. Helminthophobia 10. P...
26 - Rectum, Damn Near Killed 'Em!
September 28, 2018 08:00 - 1 hour - 62.4 MBAlyssa and Kayla try to outdo each other in their 26th episode by digging into the oddities of both the human body - and human behavior. Links & pics below! -- SERIOUS BUSINESS Link to the Rape, Abuse, & Incest National Network PROLAPSES Goatse Wikipedia article Pink sock definition HUMAN-ANIMAL BREASTFEEDING Wikipedia article Pug lady Puppy breastfeeding Goat wetnurse Donkey wetnurses
25 - Snerum
September 14, 2018 08:00 - 58 minutes - 62 MBAlyssa and Kayla get wholesome - or at least as wholesome as possible when discussing bizarre beauty practices and gentle fetishes. Links & pics below! -- SNAIL SLIME Snail facial #1 Snail facial #2 Snail mucin 'demonstration' Snail slime pic Racked article Guardian article LOONERS Balloon fetish article Dave video Balloons United Vice article Buzzfeed article
24 - All The Way Through
August 31, 2018 08:00 - 1 hour - 66 MBAlyssa and Kayla get all technical and academic in this week's research-heavy episode. We discuss some of the more fascinating - and grotesque - foibles of human desire, and gross ourselves out in the process. Links & pics below! -- HUMAN HEMATOPHAGY Article #1 Article #2 Wikipedia #1 Wikipedia #2 TENTACLE EROTICA Dream of the Fisherman's Wife Evil Dead example Standard tentacle porn
23 - Ed Gein Teddy Bear
August 17, 2018 08:00 - 1 hour - 69.1 MBAlyssa and Kayla explore two wildly different ends of the gross spectrum, and Kayla even flips the structure a bit in this traditional episode of Pretty Gross. Links & pics below! -- CHICKEN TEDDY BEAR Chicken Teddy Bear pic FB Marketplace post Chicken gimpsuit #1 Chicken gimpsuit #2 Chicken gimpsuit video LOBOTOMY Lobotomy wikipedia article Lobotomy video History of lobotomy article
22 - My Fat Arms
August 03, 2018 08:00 - 1 hour - 64.1 MBAlyssa and Kayla get up on their soapbox - and their sarcophagus - in this episode with an agenda. Don't worry - we still get gross. Links & pics below! -- THE PINK TAX Pink tax video Pink tax wiki article Ax the pink tax Burger King vid BLACK SARCOPHAGUS Esquire article Change.org petition Sarcophagus pic #1 Sarcophagus pic #2 Sarcophagus pic #3 Sarcophagus pic #4
21 - The Classics pt. 2
July 20, 2018 08:00 - 1 hour - 72.9 MBAlyssa, Kayla, and Becky finish up their round table of gross discussing internet classics. What will Kayla's 2nd topic be? What does Alyssa have in store? How the heck are they gonna rate these?? Find out here! Links & pics below. -- SUICIDE RESOURCES Suicide hotline Suicide Prevention Resource Center 1 MAN 1 JAR 1man1jar.org 1 man 1 jar Know Your Meme LEMON PARTY Urban Dictionary definition Lemon Party Know Your Meme (includes bait & switch flyers and parodies...
20 - The Classics
July 06, 2018 08:00 - 46 minutes - 47.3 MBAlyssa, Kayla, and a VERY special guest dig deep into the annals of internet history in their second "round table of gross" - this time, inspecting some of the classics that shaped our initial obsession with gross culture. Links & pics below! -- CAKE FARTS Cake Farts - original video Rachel Bloom's Cake Farts song Know Your Meme Wikipedia - Wet and Messy Vice Dan Savage Refinery: 11 Foods You Should Add To Your Sex Life Urban Dictionary Psychology Today: Eproct...
19 - Doll Jamming
June 22, 2018 08:00 - 1 hour - 60.7 MBAlyssa and Kayla create new (and better) terms for their gross topics in this week's episode. Links & pics below! -- FIGHT FAMILY SEPARATION/CHILD INTERNMENT BIGFOOT & BOB PODCAST Twitter iTunes DOLL JAMMING/CUMMING ON FIGURINES Standard SoF Bowser Amiibo Legend of Zelda BOTW Amiibo No clean #1 No clean #2 CANNIBALISM Cannibalism Human cannibalism Bill Schutt article Kuru article Horrifying modern cannibals
18 - Acceptable Bug Length
June 08, 2018 08:00 - 58 minutes - 53.8 MBAlyssa and Kayla each take on something new in this episode of Pretty Gross - Alyssa tackles the psychologically gross, and Kayla talks about something that "bugs" her. Pics & links below! -- TICKLING Tickled trailer Competitive endurance tickling Tickle torture Psychology Today article HERCULES BEETLE Hercules beetle video Hercules beetle male Hercules beetle 2 Larva Female
17 - You Did This
May 25, 2018 08:30 - 1 hour - 55.7 MBAlyssa and Kayla get back to basics with this OG Pretty Gross episode. We dig into two very different sexual experiences, and come away thoroughly nauseated. Links below! -- COCO-NUT Tifu AMA Maxim article HUMAN TOILET Urolagnia Corprophilia Corprophagia
16 - Genital Bursters
May 11, 2018 07:00 - 1 hour - 72.2 MBIt's Mother's Day! Kayla and Alyssa celebrate the reason for the season with two VERY special guests. Believe us when we say this is one mother of an episode... -- ALYSSA'S MOTHER'S DAY PICS KAYLA'S MOTHER'S DAY PICS
15 - Monumentous
April 27, 2018 08:00 - 1 hour - 57.7 MBAlyssa & Kayla share the spotlight with their very first guest and break down their favorite (and grossest) Urban Dictionary definitions. Links & pics below! -- MISC FOSTA/SESTA Fake (?) whale dick pic Seal Clubber flash game URBAN DICTIONARY LINKS Aberdeen Snowball Felch Missouri Backwash Tennessee Abortion Quabbing a Twab Hot Karl Philly Sidecar Stoma pic Kids in a Sandbox Two Dogs in a Bathtub Munting/Sprunting/Mung Poo Butter Poo Bu...
14 - Corpse of Hagrid
April 13, 2018 08:00 - 1 hour - 63.3 MBConsider yourself lucky this Friday the 13th. Alyssa and Kayla discuss two wildly different topics, and even dissect Hagrid's corpse. Links & pics below! -- HOGGLE'S CORPSE ANTI-MASTURBATION DEVICES Jugum penis advertisement Jugum penis Spermatic truss Anti-masturbation device for vaginas FAITH THE DOG Pustules Butthole/vagina/balls Faith in a diaper Faith is cute
13 - I Saw Them at the Troubadour
March 30, 2018 07:00 - 1 hour - 67.4 MBLucky number 13! Alyssa and Kayla celebrate the joys of the human body, and read their first ever listener gross out story. Links & pics below! -- HUMAN LEATHER Humanleather.co.uk on The Wayback Machine Anthropodermic bibliopegy Serial killer jacket by Kayla Arena & Toby Barron Alexander McQueen skin line by Tina Gorjanic Antoine LeBlanc skin wallet Book bound in human skin SYPHILIS Article on abstinence-only sex ed Article on syphilis comeback Syphi...
12 - The Foul Five
March 16, 2018 16:26 - 1 hour - 73.3 MBPretty Gross has hit 500 downloads, so in honor of this milestone, Alyssa & Kayla each pick a disgusting topic of choice, and run us through it's Foul Five. Links & pics below! -- ALYSSA'S FOUL FIVE Bombardier beetle link Bombardier beetle pic Army ants pic Africanized bees pic Japanese giant hornet video Japanese giant hornet pic Cute lil botfly Not so cute lil botfly KAYLA'S FOUL FIVE Urine therapy pic #1 Urine therapy pic #2 Tooth in eye Maggot ...
11 - Comfterbility
March 02, 2018 08:17 - 1 hour - 66.3 MBIt might've been a tough week, but Kayla and Alyssa pull out all the stops in Pretty Gross, episode 11. Kayla talks about a particularly penetrating subreddit, while Alyssa delves into one of the stranger ways some people soothe themselves to sleep. Links & pics below! -- BUTT SHARPIES (NSFW) r/buttsharpies r/sharpiechallenge BS pic #1 BS pic #2 BS pic #3 BS pic #4 BS pic #5 Patient Zero DR. PIMPLE POPPER Dr. Pimple Popper IG Dr. Pimple Popper YouTube ...
10 - Bad at Math
February 16, 2018 09:00 - 1 hour - 68.2 MBIt's our 10th episode! Alyssa & Kayla celebrate this milestone episode by confessing the grossest things they've personally done. No pics or links this episode, but we do get real intimate, so...strap in.
9 - Where the Magic Happens
February 02, 2018 08:00 - 1 hour - 78.7 MBHow do we just keep getting grosser? Alyssa & Kayla start reaching their limits in the latest Pretty Gross, discussing internet fetishes and...organic chemistry? Links & pics below! -- EMETOPHILIA (TW: VOMIT) OG pic Jeff the Vomit Guy Is that just cum? Emetophilia fanart Emetophilia on Wikipedia Vice article BODY FARMS (TW: DEATH) Vice article Body farms on Wikipedia Forbes article Body farms pics
8 - Sharks vs Bears
January 19, 2018 08:00 - 1 hour - 76.7 MBAlyssa and Kayla answer the age old question in episode 8 - while also discussing the finer sides of human bodily secretions. Links & pics below! -- SERIOUS BUSINESS TIME: Petition to save net neutrality Lululemon lawsuit news PERIODS: Period myth #1 Period myth #2 Period myth #3 Pomegranate Menstrual cycle NATURAL HARVEST: Fotie's website Natural Harvest cover art Man Made Oysters Chocolate Cream Eclair Semenology cover art Macho Mojito...
7 - Mythbusting
January 05, 2018 09:00 - 1 hour - 57.9 MBIt's the first Pretty Gross of 2018, and we're coming at you in a brand new way. Alyssa & Kayla discuss two gross topics - that had them fooled. Turns out, you can't trust everything you read on the internet, no matter how gross it is. Links below! -- GONORRHEA NODULE Cerebral Incubation album cover Gonorrhea nodule/Jolly Rancher close up Original Reddit post Netphoria.org BodyBuilding.com Forums Herpes clusters COTTON-EYED JOE Rednex Video Urban Dict...
6 - Luke Was Right
December 22, 2017 10:00 - 1 hour - 76.3 MBIt's our holiday extravaganza! Alyssa & Kayla talk about the traditional - and not so traditional - aspects of the holiday season, and what makes this a truly gross time of year. Links & pics below or at the Pretty Gross blog. -- 15 Fun Facts About Fruitcake How Did the Fruitcake Become a National Joke Fruitcake Wikipedia Article Fruitcake! By Fred Schneider and the Superions Fruitcake pic 1 Fruitcake pic 2 Fruitcake pic 3 Fruitcake pic 4 Fruitcake pic 5 Fruitca...
5 - Bug and Pony Show
December 08, 2017 18:38 - 1 hour - 63.6 MBAlyssa & Kayla rant about ponies, bugs, and Ralph Garman. TW for animal abuse for this one (but don't worry - it's not what you think). Pics & links below. Enjoy! -- Fluffy Ponies Original fluffy pony Fluffy pony vivisected Fluffy pony poop comic Most traumatizing fluffy pony comic Fluffy pony informational link #1 Fluffy pony informational link #2 Fluffy pony informational link #3 Buzzfeed article Cymothoa Exigua Cymothoa exigua in fish mouth #1 Cymothoa ex...
YAAASSS QUEENS - links & pics
November 25, 2017 00:55Can't get enough of that Casu Marzu at your Thanksgiving dinner? Then feast your eyes on the below collection of pics featuring the maggot cheese in all its maggoty glory. -- Want to share some toxic masculinity stories with your second cousin you only see once a year in November? Here's a collection of links to the various stories about how toxic masculinity has ruined pooping for all of us. https://twitter.com/keithcalder/status/918598272243126272?lang=en https://www.reddit.com...
4 - YAAASSS QUEENS
November 24, 2017 08:00 - 1 hour - 67.1 MBIt's episode 4! Make sure you finish your Thanksgiving meal before giving this episode a listen - Alyssa & Kayla dig into rotting food, skid marks, and how toxic masculinity started the Bubonic plague.
Murphy's Law - links & pics
November 10, 2017 17:52Well, here we are again, and with our grossest episode yet. If you'd like to follow along at home, click the links below for pics of this week's topics. As always - NSFW, NSFL Cum Box: Original Reddit thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/c4ilkt2/ Cumbox pics 1 (no mold): https://imgur.com/a/UD5Lo#ZLkrA Cumbox pics 2 (mold): https://imgur.com/Gs5ur Diaper Eater: HuffPo article (with pictures) (and video!!...
3 - Murphy's Law
November 10, 2017 08:41 - 48 minutes - 44.6 MBAlyssa and Kayla come together for their grossest episode yet with a little help from Murphy himself (and Alyssa's family texting her nonstop). Be warned - we're talking expired semen and dirty diapers in here, so tread lightly.
Google It!: A Pretty Gross Halloween Special - links & pics
October 27, 2017 16:51Hey all you gross gals - in case you want to relive our trauma and take a look at all the gross things we showed each other, we've curated a collection of links for you below of all the topics in the episode. Enjoy? (VERY NSFW) Pear of Anguish: https://ae-files.s3.amazonaws.com/ArticleImages/b862ba6a-8335-448c-b6d4-6dd91f6217ae.JPG -- Scaphism: not pictured bc too gross -- Saw torture: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5d/Die_Saege.JPG -- Michael Myers fangir...
2 - Google It!: A Pretty Gross Halloween Special
October 27, 2017 06:30 - 1 hour - 69.9 MBAlyssa & Kayla talk about what Halloween means to them...but with a gross twist. This one's got a little of everything - torture, murder, and even a bit of "romance." Happy Halloween!
1 - Brain to Table
October 14, 2017 17:19 - 59 minutes - 59.3 MBOur first episode! Alyssa and Kayla talk about two of the grossest things they've seen on the internet. TRIGGER WARNING... dicks are involved.