Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast
170 episodes - English - Latest episode: 8 days ago -Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast is a Portland Timbers podcast hosted by Jonathan, Randy, Greg, and Josh with occasional guests on rotation. We mainly discuss the Portland Timbers, Portland Thorns, MLS, NWSL, and the USMNT and USWNT. PTFC Til I Die.
For breaking soccer news…
For insight that excels…
For expert analytics…
...you better go somewhere else.
But for a bit of craic about PDX footy with tongue firmly in cheek, inaccurate predictions, the hottest of takes, and plenty of off-the-rails moments, you’ve found the right vanity project. Just read what other satisfied listeners around the Rose City and beyond are saying:
“I learned absolutely nothing about the team. I’m not even sure these guys watch soccer.”
- Hugh Mann
"Like shepherds with some mics, they may have single handedly corralled the sheeple against the evils of the deep state."
-Stephanie
“I make all my important decisions, soccer-related and personal, after listening to Portland Vanity.”
- definitely the real Merritt Paulson
“¿Por qué ellos hablan tanto de caca?”
- Diego
“They're pretty nice, for assholes.”
- Dane
“They’re such sweet boys, but do they have to swear so much?”
- your grandma
“I gave one of them a key to my house, and every episode I listen to I question that decision.”
- Tyler
“Sign me up for cropped top and booty shorts day!”
-McG
“I quit.”
- Randy
Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist): spoti.fi/3ndcaqN
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Episodes
PVSP 13: The Greg Experiment
July 26, 2020 00:08 - 1 hour - 130 MBINTRO - PVSP theme by Greg Donnely OUTRO - Agent Orange - Everything Turns Gray - https://youtu.be/aZAxW4fpBAQ Wait, you guys are still doing this? Back to back interviews with Kah and Futty really took it out of us... Well, that and BLM, Covid 19.... We couldn't even be bothered to edit it ourselves so we asked our friend Greg Donnelly to edit it. He's they guy that has written and performed out jingles. A talented guy, he is. So talented that we are uploading the finished project withou...
PVSP Episode 13 - The Greg Experiment
July 26, 2020 00:08 - 1 hour - 130 MBINTRO - PVSP theme by Greg Donnely OUTRO - Agent Orange - Everything Turns Gray - https://youtu.be/aZAxW4fpBAQ Wait, you guys are still doing this? Back to back interviews with Kah and Futty really took it out of us... Well, that and BLM, Covid 19.... We couldn't even be bothered to edit it ourselves so we asked our friend Greg Donnelly to edit it. He's they guy that has written and performed out jingles. A talented guy, he is. So talented that we are uploading the finished project withou...
PVSP Episode 13: The Greg Experiment
July 26, 2020 00:08 - 1 hour - 130 MBINTRO - PVSP theme by Greg Donnely OUTRO - Agent Orange - Everything Turns Gray - https://youtu.be/aZAxW4fpBAQ Wait, you guys are still doing this? Back to back interviews with Kah and Futty really took it out of us... Well, that and BLM, Covid 19.... We couldn't even be bothered to edit it ourselves so we asked our friend Greg Donnelly to edit it. He's they guy that has written and performed out jingles. A talented guy, he is. So talented that we are uploading the finished project withou...
Epsiode 13 - The Greg Experiment.
July 26, 2020 00:08 - 1 hour - 130 MBWait, you guys are still doing this? Back to back interviews with Kah and Futty really took it out of us... Well, that and BLM, Covid 19.... We couldn't even be bothered to edit it ourselves so we asked our friend Greg Donnelly to edit it. He's they guy that has written and performed out jingles. A talented guy, he is. So talented that we are uploading the finished project without even listening to it. MLS IS BACK, BABY!!!!!!
PVSP Episode 12 - Pa-Modou Kah
June 03, 2020 16:29 - 1 hour - 162 MBThe other legendary half of the Great Wall of Gambia and current head coach of Pacific FC joins us to talk about his time as a professional in Norway, the Middle East, the Timbers, and the Whitecaps. Playing? Sure, but what about the coaching... Did Carl Robinson deserve to be fired? What about that cluster-you-know-what at FC Cincinnati? Who deserves a statue outside of Providence Park? Because it’s unavoidable and we can’t pretend it doesn’t affect people of color, no matter how successful ...
PVSP 12: Pa-Modou Kah
June 03, 2020 16:29 - 1 hour - 162 MBThe other legendary half of the Great Wall of Gambia and current head coach of Pacific FC joins us to talk about his time as a professional in Norway, the Middle East, the Timbers, and the Whitecaps. Playing? Sure, but what about the coaching... Did Carl Robinson deserve to be fired? What about that cluster-you-know-what at FC Cincinnati? Who deserves a statue outside of Providence Park? Because it’s unavoidable and we can’t pretend it doesn’t affect people of color, no matter how successful ...
PVSP Episode 12: Pa-Modou Kah
June 03, 2020 16:29 - 1 hour - 162 MBThe other legendary half of the Great Wall of Gambia and current head coach of Pacific FC joins us to talk about his time as a professional in Norway, the Middle East, the Timbers, and the Whitecaps. Playing? Sure, but what about the coaching... Did Carl Robinson deserve to be fired? What about that cluster-you-know-what at FC Cincinnati? Who deserves a statue outside of Providence Park? Because it’s unavoidable and we can’t pretend it doesn’t affect people of color, no matter how successful ...
PVSP Episode 11 - Futty Danso
May 15, 2020 22:11 - 1 hour - 169 MBEpisode 11 in which we were somehow graced to have the great fortune of interviewing former Timber and forever Portlander, Mamadou "Futty" Danso! I know, right? We can't believe it ourselves... Happy Birthday Greg. Relavent Links: Intro music - Number 10 by Giuda - https://giuda.net Outro music - Mark Capanni - I Believe in Miracles - https://youtu.be/loF_zd6Ij0k Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/...
PVSP Episode 10 - Bringing out the Dead, with Jingles
April 30, 2020 05:10 - 1 hour - 155 MBIn episode 10 we talk about the soccer documentaries and dramas we've been watching in lieu of the real thing, as well as recent developments from the European leagues related to the pandemic. PVSP tackles the tough questions too, such as just how attractive is Samuel Armenteros and which T2 player do we have a crush on? Our guest on this episode is long time Timbers fan and EMT Mark Prinzmetal. We also debut 3 new jingles! Why do we have jingles? Relavent Links: Intro music - Number 10...
PVSP Episode 9 - The Return of Patches
April 17, 2020 01:10 - 1 hour - 141 MBEpisode 9 features our pal from Patch Patrol, Travis Diskin. Travis joined us to talk about the massively successful raffle of Timbers and Thorns supporter-made patches that raised money for the Oregon Food Bank. And as much soccer related stuff we could muster in a world without soccer. Relavent Links: Intro music - Number 10 by Giuda - https://giuda.net Oregon Food Bank - https://www.oregonfoodbank.org Curiosities Vintage Mall - http://www.curiositiesvintage.com Don Garber on potential ...
PVSP Episode 8 - Ding Dongs & Dog Food
April 04, 2020 22:32 - 1 hour - 159 MBIn this episode we talk little bit about Don Garber in denial, and player contracts. We also relive the 2015 MLS Cup victory that was recently rebroadcast. Listen to find out how you could win a free PVSP pin. Relavent Links: Intro music - Number 10 by Giuda - https://giuda.net Pregame 2015 MLS Cup reunion with Nat Borchers and Liam Ridgewell - https://bit.ly/3bU3ayu MLS Cup 2015 rebroadcast - https://bit.ly/34c9oay I Must Not Think Bad thoughts by X - https://www.xtheband.com Outro Mus...
PVSP Episode 7 - Pound Sand
March 26, 2020 22:02 - 1 hour - 111 MBEpisode 7 - In this episode we reminisce about rebroadcast of the 2011 MLS home opener, and of course talk about how Covid 19 is affecting the soccer world. We're going more or less weekly during this stressful, but boring time. Think of it as a public service, whether you want it or not. Relavent Links: Intro music - Number 10 by Giuda - https://giuda.net Patch Patrol Oregon foodbank raffle - http://patchpatrol.com/raffle J - Z Podcast with Zarek Valentin and Jeff Attinella - https://b...
PVSP Episode 6: Touch Me I'm Sick
March 19, 2020 06:39 - 53 minutes - 97.6 MBEpisode 6 is our end of the world Coronavirus extravaganza. Jonathan gets called to task for assorted imagined offenses, a new leader for U.S. Soccer, and a post game wrap up of the Timbers in New England... All this in under an hour. Relavent Links: Intro music - Number 10 by Giuda - https://giuda.net Patch raffle to benefit Oregon Food Bank - http://patchpatrol.com/raffle/ Outro Music - Touch Me I'm Sick by Mudhoney - http://www.mudhoneysite.com Feedback: Email - PortlandVanity@gmail....
PVSP Episode 5 - Sh#t Show
March 04, 2020 22:00 - 1 hour - 148 MBJonathan calls in from exotic places to talk about the fancy new MLS anthem, the Timbers home opener, CCL, charities, Seatgeek, coronavirus, and all kinds of fun stuff. Relavent Links: Intro music - Number 10 by Giuda - https://giuda.net MLS Anthem - https://youtu.be/Hvl5x9f3KwM Hands on Nashville - Donate to tornado relief - https://www.hon.org New Avenues for Youth - https://newavenues.org Street Soccer Usa - https://www.streetsoccerusa.org Portland Community Football Club - https://www.p...
PVSP Episode 4 - The Patch Sessions Volume 2 with Travis Diskin
February 22, 2020 06:04 - 1 hour - 185 MBEpisode 4 features our first special guest Travis Diskin, the wizard behind the embroidered curtain at Patch Patrol. Josh's voice (and microphone)crap out, so the rest of them talk about Timbers supporter culture both IRL and online, plus a bunch of other stuff Randy wanted to cut because the episode was way too long. Relavent Links: Intro music - Number 10 by Giuda - https://giuda.net Patch Patrol - http://patchpatrol.com Diskin Propaganda https://www.facebook.com/TimbersPropaganda/ London...
PVSP Episode 3 - The Patch Sessions Volume 1
February 05, 2020 02:21 - 44 minutes - 61 MBThe guys discuss their strange obsession with patches in this little segment we like to call, "The Patch Sessions." Originally an outtake from Episode 2, Jonathan wanted to add a recurring segment on supporter's culture. Our first take ran too long so we made an entire episode out of it. Relavent Links: Patch Patrol - http://patchpatrol.com Intro music - Number 10 by Giuda - https://giuda.net Feedback: Email - [email protected] Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://...
Episode 2 - One Step Beyond
January 21, 2020 23:12 - 1 hour - 147 MBRecorded on MLK Day. If you would like to learn more about Martin Luther King: https://www.nobelprize.org/prizes/peace/1964/king/biographical/ New thorns signings highlight reels: Sophia Smith - highlight reel - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umyE2RbOYMQ Morgan Weaver - highlight reel - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zon1EWsfKo8 Shrewsbury Town v. Liverpool FC @ Toffee Club - 9am https://www.toffeeclubpdx.com/footy-schedule PatchPatrol.com Follow us on FaceBook: facebook.com/PortlandVan...
PVSP Episode 2 - One Step Beyond
January 21, 2020 23:12 - 1 hour - 147 MBRecorded on MLK Day. If you would like to learn more about Martin Luther King: https://www.nobelprize.org/prizes/peace/1964/king/biographical/ Relavent Links: Patch Patrol - http://patchpatrol.com Intro music - Number 10 by Giuda - https://giuda.net New Thorns signings highlight reels: Sophia Smith - highlight reel - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umyE2RbOYMQ Morgan Weaver - highlight reel - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zon1EWsfKo8 Shrewsbury Town v. Liverpool FC @ Toffee Club - 9am h...
Episode 1 - Introduce Yourself
January 10, 2020 06:31 - 1 hour - 145 MBThis is our first episode, warts and all. We follow in the footsteps of two legendary local soccer podcasts and are quite frankly, inadvertently insulting them by entering the same arena. Does Portland need another soccer podcast? No. This is our vanity project. Hold our hands and tell us we are pretty. Follow us on FaceBook: facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Email us with topics or questions at [email protected]. Intro song - Giuda - Number 10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28wL4Jvq2k4
PVSP Episode 1 - Introduce Yourself
January 10, 2020 06:31 - 1 hour - 145 MBThis is our first episode, warts and all. We follow in the footsteps of two legendary local soccer podcasts and are quite frankly, inadvertently insulting them by entering the same arena. Does Portland need another soccer podcast? No. This is our vanity project. Hold our hands and tell us we are pretty. Relavent Links: Intro music - Number 10 by Giuda - https://giuda.net Patch Patrol - http://patchpatrol.com Shoulda Played: Introduce Yourself by Faith No More: https://youtu.be/SgAB7Gd0ENg ...