Poetry
631 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago -I have been scratching scribe to script and burning tallow onto table in order to bring you a fabulously free A to Z of poetry.
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RAGMAN ROCKEFELLER.
September 22, 2019 14:51 - 1 minute - 1.67 MBA poem about an old fellow who started out with a horse and cart as a ragman has now become extremely rich but still retains his beggar man roots and rhetoric . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
THE VALLEY DRIVE LADY KILLER.
September 10, 2019 13:39 - 1 minute - 1.78 MBA poem for a dear friend of mine who is charismatic appeal with women was so legendary that it led to him receiving a pseudonym of The Valley Drive Lady Killer. Even whilst laid on the surgeon slab awaiting a serious operation he still was able to twirl the attention of a young nurse who was the third of his age. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
THE LADY KILLER
September 10, 2019 13:39 - 1 minute - 1.78 MBA poem for a dear friend of mine who's charismatic appeal with women was so legendary that it led to him receiving a pseudonym of The Valley Drive Lady Killer even whilst laid on the surgeons slab awaiting a serious operation he was still able to twirl the attention of a young nurse who was at the time wet shaving him of all body hair ready for open heart surgery. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
THE VALLEY DRIVE LADY KILLER
September 10, 2019 13:39 - 1 minute - 1.78 MBA poem for a dear friend of mine who's charismatic appeal with women was so legendary that it led to him receiving a pseudonym of The Valley Drive Lady Killer even whilst laid on the surgeons slab awaiting a serious operation he still was able to twirl the attention of a young nurse who was the third of his age . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
BLUE GIN.
August 31, 2019 06:52 - 1 minute - 1.52 MBA short sketch about a friend who was constantly in and out of dry out clinics and a Shrink clink,where he would phone explaining what the psychiatrist was doing and exasperated he would always shout it's nothing to do with the drink. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
A KANGAROO!!.
August 30, 2019 16:33 - 1 minute - 1.74 MBThe english aristocrats use To be completely crazy one use to ride around his country estate on a giraffe dray and kept every type of animal in his house this is a funny sketch about Thornton Harding the junior and his obsession with exotic pets. Building a kangaroo netball team a badger for the bedroom and an otter for the bathroom. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
CHIQUITITA.
August 25, 2019 09:33 - 1 minute - 1.27 MBA little Ditty for Unis a Filipino irish girl who worked at the crown hotel and blew all the trousers of the pensioners at the rotary club. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
Chiquitita.
August 25, 2019 09:33 - 1 minute - 1.27 MBA little Ditty for Unis a Filipino irish girl who worked at the crown hotel and blew all the trousers of the pensioners at the rotary club. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
Barkingham Palace.
August 20, 2019 19:05 - 1 minute - 1.76 MBA crazy little sketch about the aristocracy and how mad they are with their pets who they addressed by the strangest kennel club names, Such as Warrington greyfriars Benson. Who was allowed to do anything. Except shoot a shotgun. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
BARKINGHAM PALACE.
August 20, 2019 19:05 - 1 minute - 1.76 MBA crazy little sketch about the aristocracy and how mad they are with their pets who they addressed by the strangest kennel club names, Such as Warrington greyfriars Benson. Who was allowed to do anything. Except shoot a shotgun. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
THE SAPIEN MACHINE.
August 18, 2019 19:22 - 1 minute - 1.61 MBA poem about listening to a preacher who stated that all of us come pre packaged with the seven instincts of sin --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
THE SAPIEN MACHINE
August 18, 2019 19:22 - 1 minute - 1.61 MBA poem about listening to a preacher who stated that all of us come pre packaged with the seven shades of sin which are basically our primitive seven instincts of survival . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
SACRED SAPIEN
August 18, 2019 19:22 - 1 minute - 1.61 MBA preacher man once stated to me that all of us come pre packaged with the seven shades of sin which are basically our primitive seven instincts of survival . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
TEN CIGARETTES TILL DAWN.
August 16, 2019 19:04 - 1 minute - 1.22 MBA poem about two lovers who were given the chance of holding that everso fragile flame that mere mortals call love ,both of us were too sideways from sobriety and south of sanity to keep it a light. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
THE TRUTH.
August 10, 2019 13:18 - 1 minute - 1.61 MBThe human hunter gatherer brain is so very hard to truth train but maybe not so using the new silicon scopolamine. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
SWEET AND SOUR.
August 03, 2019 21:52 - 1 minute - 758 KBA little improvised piece of music composed by myself onto my mobile phone excuse my old piano ,a use of blues and Chinese fourths. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
A-Z OF SEXUALITY
August 03, 2019 15:11 - 1 minute - 1.76 MBFor someone who's 50 something plus tax and gender straight it's quite hard to understand all the new sexual genderisation that are taking place but as they always say let love rule . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
A-SEXUALITY.
August 03, 2019 15:11 - 1 minute - 1.76 MBFrom someone who's 50 something and gender straight it's quite hard to understand the all the new sexual genderisation, but from the blood carnage and war that's come before hopefully they can do more. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
A-SEXUALITY
August 03, 2019 15:11 - 1 minute - 1.76 MBFrom someone who's 50 something plus tax and gender straight it's quite hard to understand all the new sexual genderisation that is taking place but as they always say let love rule it can't do any worse than what has come before with hatred and war . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
THE STATION. part 2
August 02, 2019 20:28 - 1 minute - 1.69 MBFrom part one, maybe we'd end up as that strange Khaki green. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
THE STATION. part 1
August 02, 2019 20:23 - 1 minute - 1.78 MBLooking at the selection of sapiens on on the train station I was wondering if we mix all the colours together, what sort of colour would we end up with would it be similar to mixing all paints together from a garden shed. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
LADY NIGELLA.
July 28, 2019 13:10 - 1 minute - 1.44 MBA poem for a greasy spoons NIGELLA ,who was definitely licenced to kill serving swine flesh from the grill. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
SUNBEAM STAIRWAY.
July 21, 2019 14:46 - 47 seconds - 760 KBTHREE HAIKU POEMS. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
MIDNIGHT THUNDER
July 20, 2019 22:20 - 1 minute - 1.58 MBA poem for a very beautiful woman Claudia who's powerful persona rolled and ricocheted around the room like a midnight thunder. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
MIDNIGHT THUNDER .
July 20, 2019 22:20 - 1 minute - 1.46 MBTHAT BEAUTIFUL WOMEN WHO'S LAUGHTER ROLLED AROUND US LIKE THUNDER. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
AN AFTERSHAVE APERITIF.
July 18, 2019 18:02 - 1 minute - 1.76 MBA poem for super tramp ,. Who had a very good cure for halitosis, panting out perfume after drinking your bathroom cabinet dry . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
AN AFTERSHAVE APERITIF
July 18, 2019 18:02 - 1 minute - 1.76 MBA poem for super tramp who had a very good cure for his halitosis panting out perfume after drinking your bathroom cabinet dry slaking down aftershave aperitifs . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
FIFTY SHADES OF FILTH.
July 16, 2019 20:51 - 1 minute - 1.71 MBwhen you get to fifty something plus tax and you're sporting those ashtray locks of the sexy silver fox you may be better forgetting about the fifty shades of grey and putting your old sex pistols away. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
FIFTY SHADES OF FILTH
July 16, 2019 20:51 - 1 minute - 1.71 MBwhen you get to fifty something plus tax and you're sporting those ashtray locks of the sexy silver fox you may be better forgetting about the fifty shades of grey and putting your old sex pistols away. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
VICE.
July 14, 2019 15:00 - 1 minute - 1.71 MBProstitution is one of the oldest professions it came before the four angels of Samuel ,it is time for government to take legal control of this sexual slave trade. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
VICE
July 14, 2019 15:00 - 1 minute - 1.71 MBProstitution is one of the oldest professions in the world which was here before the four angels of Samuel, And it's about time the government took charge of it because at the moment it's nothing more than a sexual slavery and let's face facts the chancellor of the Exchequer is selling cigarettes and booze which are both a narcotics so he's already a drug dealer what's wrong with profiting from pimping as well stop allowing criminals any space take over their operations completely . --- S...
VICE
July 14, 2019 15:00 - 1 minute - 1.71 MBProstitution is one of the oldest professions in the world which was here before the four angels of Samuel, And it's about time the government took charge of it because at the moment it's nothing more than a sexual slavery and let's face facts the chancellor of the Exchequer has been selling cigarettes and booze which are both narcotics for hundred of years so he's already a drug dealer best not allow criminals any space take over their operations completely . Save the girls any more tor...
O C D C
July 10, 2019 12:41 - 1 minute - 1.74 MBA musing about the British military, who set everything to a rhythm usually at 80 beats a minute , marching music and mental disciplines, after 23 years in the military services you find that the old soldiers do seem to have gone slightly mad with OCD precision . #Poesía#Poésie#Poësie#الشعر#কবিতা#Poeziju#Поезия#詩歌#诗歌#Poezija#Poezie#Poesi#شعر#Poëzie#Luule#Serekali#tula#Runous#Ποίηση#કવિતા#Pwezi#שירה#कविता#Paj Huam#Költészet#Ljóð#Puisi#Filíocht#詩#시#Puisi#Thơ#Şiir#شاعری#บท กวี#Mashairi#Пое...
THE WHITE DEATH.
July 07, 2019 10:54 - 1 minute - 1.8 MBA poem I wrote about my father's experience on a super cruise liner where most of the old badges contracted some infection that almost killed them. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
VOODOO DAWN.
June 30, 2019 13:20 - 1 minute - 1.65 MBif ever you have a drink with a witch, make sure you leave that very night, because in the morning you may find yourself completely naked ,wet shaved with every single hair,an laid out on a gravestone with a little furry cat purring out your name. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
THE MISER
June 28, 2019 21:50 - 1 minute - 1.59 MBA person who is cast in abject austerity remains of that mind set ,even though they may elevate themselves to a privileged position of prosperity . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
A MISER FOR YOUR DAUGHTER
June 28, 2019 21:50 - 1 minute - 1.59 MBA person who is cast by abject austerity remains forever with that mind set even they may have risen to a privileged prosperity . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
A MISER FOR YOUR DAUGHTER.
June 28, 2019 21:50 - 1 minute - 1.59 MBA person who is cast in abject austerity remains of that mind set for ever even though they may have risen to a privileged prosperity. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
A TOMATO SCREAM
June 23, 2019 11:12 - 1 minute - 1.21 MBAfter consuming an english breakfast of embryos ,swine fleash and toms i thought briefly in buddhistic belief ,about being reincarnated as a tomato. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
A TOMATO SCREAM.
June 23, 2019 11:12 - 1 minute - 1.21 MBAfter consuming an english breakfast of embryos ,swine fleash and toms i thought briefly in buddhistic belief ,about being reincarnated as a tomato. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
THE LESBIAN MAN.
June 16, 2019 12:38 - 1 minute - 1.61 MBMy poem about an angry old septagenarian who's release came when he was given happiness through hormone therapy for prostate cancer, which at last set free his feminine side. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
SPEECH FOR A DEAR FRIEND
June 15, 2019 22:45 - 58 seconds - 933 KBA QUICK SPEECH FOR A DEAR FRIEND WHO LIVES A BOHEMIAN LIFE STYLE AS AN ARTIST IN BOHEMIA . #Poesía#Poésie#Poësie#الشعر#কবিতা#Poeziju#Поезия#詩歌#诗歌#Poezija#Poezie#Poesi#شعر#Poëzie#Luule#Serekali#tula#Runous#Ποίηση#કવિતા#Pwezi#שירה#कविता#Paj Huam#Költészet#Ljóð#Puisi#Filíocht#詩#시#Puisi#Thơ#Şiir#شاعری#บท กวี#Mashairi#Поезії#Поэзии --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
SPEECH FOR A DEAR FRIEND.
June 15, 2019 22:45 - 58 seconds - 933 KBA QUICK SPEECH FOR A DEAR FRIEND WHO LIVES A BOHEMIAN LIFE STYLE AS AN ARTIST IN BOHEMIA. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
A Moon Beam Dream.
June 09, 2019 19:47 - 1 minute - 1.1 MBA poem about a cherub child called lily who arrived so divine and right on time to save us from our our self destruction , just as if Gabriel had gifted to us his lily shaped horn. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
A MOON BEAM DREAM.
June 09, 2019 19:47 - 1 minute - 1.1 MBA poem about a cherub child called lily who arrived so divine and right on time to save us from our our self destruction , just as if Gabriel had gifted to us his lily shaped horn. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
BLIND DATE.
June 08, 2019 17:04 - 1 minute - 1.82 MBA poem about friends who have now gone through divorce and are now back on the dating scene one who's 70 something plus tax and seems so keen to rekindle a teenage dream ,his pals kidding him on about how he should be on crumble or grumble instead of bumble, I've done my best to reproduce his London cockney accent. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
THE MORTAL MACHINE 2
June 05, 2019 19:15 - 1 minute - 1.73 MBA poem I wrote for my father who was born in 1926 and now similar to a model T ford needs constant tinkering and maintenance to keep him running. Also I've done my best to copy his parlance. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
THE MAFIA MAN FROM MARSEILLE.
June 01, 2019 23:18 - 1 minute - 1.7 MBA poem about boy who was born into the last bastion of Beelzebub the basket of Marseille then who rose to rule France's under world for five decades before being gunned down dead in Paris for an old vendetta. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
MA FAT MATE !.
May 31, 2019 16:26 - 1 minute - 1.59 MBA poem about a rolly Polly flat mate who had to loose a massive amount of wieght and then became ever so serious and slim , I took his place and became fat and happy. you become the company you keep. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message
THE LAUGHING BREXITEER.
May 19, 2019 11:31 - 1 minute - 1.31 MBThe Westminster theater company with the parliamentary production of Blood on the Back Benchers, it's such a tragic scene this political dream. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson5/message