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3.15 The Quidditch Final

May 31, 2021 10:00 - 48 minutes - 33.1 MB

If only there had been a Dementor around... As a sobbing Wood passed Harry the Cup, as he lifted it into the air, Harry felt he could have produced the world's best Patronus.

Don't expect me to cover up for you again, Harry. I cannot make you take Sirius Black seriously. But I would have thought that what you have heard when the Dementors draw near you would have had more of an effect on you. Your parents gave their lives to keep you alive, Harry. A poor way to repay them — gambling their sacrifice for a bag of magic tricks.

3.14 Snape’s Grudge

May 17, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 64.3 MB

Don't expect me to cover up for you again, Harry. I cannot make you take Sirius Black seriously. But I would have thought that what you have heard when the Dementors draw near you would have had more of an effect on you. Your parents gave their lives to keep you alive, Harry. A poor way to repay them — gambling their sacrifice for a bag of magic tricks.

3.13 Gryffindor versus Ravenclaw

May 10, 2021 10:00 - 53 minutes - 37.2 MB

A low and cowardly attempt to sabotage the Gryffindor Seeker! Detention for all of you, and fifty points from Slytherin! I shall be speaking to Professor Dumbledore about this, make no mistake!

3.12 The Patronus

May 03, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 71.7 MB

He felt drained and strangely empty, even though he was so full of chocolate. Terrible though it was to hear his parents' last moments replayed inside his head, these were the only times Harry heard their voices since he was a very small child. But he'd never be able to produce a proper Patronus if he half wanted to hear his parents again...

3.11 The Firebolt

April 19, 2021 10:00 - 57 minutes - 39.8 MB

Think that matters to them? They don' care. Long as they've got a couple o' hundred humans stuck there with 'em, so they can leech all the happiness out of 'em, they don' give a damn who's guilty an' who's not.

3.11 Firebolt

April 19, 2021 10:00 - 57 minutes - 39.8 MB

Think that matters to them? They don' care. Long as they've got a couple o' hundred humans stuck there with 'em, so they can leech all the happiness out of 'em, they don' give a damn who's guilty an' who's not.

3.10 The Marauder’s Map

April 12, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 59.5 MB

I certainly believe his master's defeat unhinged him for a while. The murder of Pettigrew and all those Muggles was the action of a cornered and desperate man -- cruel... pointless.

3.10 The Marauder's Map

April 12, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 59.5 MB

I certainly believe his master's defeat unhinged him for a while. The murder of Pettigrew and all those Muggles was the action of a cornered and desperate man -- cruel... pointless.

3.9 Grim Defeat

April 05, 2021 10:00 - 54 minutes - 37.8 MB

At least a hundred Dementors, their hidden faces pointing up at him, were standing below. It was as though freezing water was rising in his chest, cutting at his insides. And then he heard it again... someone was screaming, screaming inside his head... a woman...

3.8 Flight of the Fat Lady

March 22, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 43.3 MB

Professor Lupin looked cheerful and as well as he ever did; he was talking animatedly to tiny little Professor Flitwick, the Charms teacher. Harry moved his eyes along the table, to the place where Snape sat. Was he imagining it, or were Snape's eyes flickering towards Lupin more often than was natural?

3.7 The Boggart in the Wardrobe

March 15, 2021 10:30 - 1 hour - 42.2 MB

A few curious looks were exchanged as the class put away their books. They had never had a practical Defense Against the Dark Arts before, unless you counted the memorable class last year when their old teacher had brought a cageful of pixies to class and set them loose.

3.6 Talons and Tea Leaves

March 08, 2021 09:30 - 1 hour - 61.6 MB

They see the Grim and die of fright. The Grim's not an omen, it's the cause of death! And Harry's still with us because he's not stupid enough to see one and think, right, well, I'd better pop my clogs then!

3.5 The Dementor

March 01, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 78.9 MB

An intense cold swept over them all. Harry felt his own breath catch in his chest. The cold went deeper than his skin. It was inside his very heart...

3.4 The Leaky Cauldron

February 22, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 54 MB

When I think what could have happened to him the night he ran away from home! If the Knight Bus hadn't picked him up, I'm prepared to bet he would have been dead before the Ministry found him.

3.3 The Knight Bus

February 15, 2021 10:00 - 38 minutes - 26.7 MB

Black is mad. He's a danger to anyone who crosses him, magic or Muggle.

3.2 Aunt Marge’s Big Mistake

February 08, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 57.1 MB

"Knocking the stuffing out of me won't make Aunt Marge forget what I could tell her," he said grimly.

3.2 Aunt Marge's Big Mistake

February 08, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 57.1 MB

'Knocking the stuffing out of me won't make Aunt Marge forget what I could tell her,' he said grimly.

3.1 Owl Post

February 01, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 48.1 MB

Extremely unusual though he was, at that moment Harry Potter felt just like everyone else: glad, for the first time in his life, that it was his birthday.

2.18 Dobby’s Reward

June 29, 2020 11:30 - 59.8 MB

"Exactly," said Dumbledore, beaming once more. "Which makes you very different from Tom Riddle. It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."

2.18 Dobby's Reward

June 29, 2020 11:30 - 1 hour - 59.8 MB

'Exactly,' said Dumbledore, beaming once more. 'Which makes you very different from Tom Riddle. It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.'

2.17 The Heir of Slytherin

June 22, 2020 11:30 - 1 hour - 48.7 MB

An extraordinary lightness seemed to spread through his whole body and the next second, in a rush of wings, they were flying upward through the pipe. Harry could hear Lockhart dangling below him, saying 'Amazing! Amazing! This is just like magic!'

2.16 The Chamber of Secrets

June 15, 2020 11:30 - 1 hour - 48.1 MB

'The adventure ends here, boys!' he said. 'I shall take a bit of this skin back up to the school, tell them I was too late to save the girl, and that you two tragically lost your minds at the sight of her mangled body -- say goodbye to your memories!'

2.15 Aragog

June 08, 2020 11:30 - 57 minutes - 40.1 MB

He couldn't see what else they could do. They had hit dead ends everywhere. Riddle had caught the wrong person, the Heir of Slytherin had got off, and no one could tell whether it was the same person, or a different one, who had opened the Chamber this time. There was nobody else to ask.

2.14 Cornelius Fudge

May 25, 2020 11:30 - 55 minutes - 38.3 MB

You will find that I will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me. You will also find that help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it.

2.13 The Very Secret Diary

May 18, 2020 11:30 - 45 minutes - 31.6 MB

A story was given out that the girl had died in a freak accident. They gave me a nice, shiny, engraved trophy for my trouble and warned me to keep my mouth shut. But I knew it could happen again. The monster lived on, and the one who had the power to release it was not imprisoned.

2.12 The Polyjuice Potion

May 11, 2020 11:15 - 1 hour - 48.8 MB

And Father won't tell me anything about the last time the Chamber was opened either. Of course, it was fifty years ago, so it was before his time, but he knows all about it, and he says that it was all kept quiet and it'll look suspicious if I know too much about it. But I know one thing--last time the Chamber of Secrets was opened, a Mudblood died. So I bet it's a matter of time before one of them's killed this time... I hope it's Granger.

2.11 The Dueling Club

May 04, 2020 11:30 - 1 hour - 75.2 MB

'You'll find that hard to prove,' said Hermione. 'He lived about a thousand years ago; for all we know, you could be.'

2.10 The Rogue Bludger

April 27, 2020 11:30 - 1 hour - 43.9 MB

Get to that Snitch before Malfoy or die trying, Harry, because we've got to win today, we've got to.

2.9 The Writing on the Wall

April 20, 2020 11:30 - 1 hour - 64.8 MB

Harry had never told Ron and Hermione that the Sorting Hat had seriously considered putting him in Slytherin. He could remember, as though it was yesterday, the small voice that had spoken in his ear when he'd placed the hat on his head a year before: You could be great, you know, it's all here in your head, and Slytherin would help you on the way to greatness, no doubt about that...

2.8 The Deathday Party

April 13, 2020 11:30 - 1 hour - 54.5 MB

D'you think I don't know what people call me behind my back? Fat Myrtle! Ugly Myrtle! Miserable, moaning, moping Myrtle!

2.7 Mudbloods and Murmurs

April 06, 2020 11:30 - 1 hour - 48.2 MB

'It's about the most insulting thing he could think of,' gasped Ron, coming back up. 'Mudblood's a really foul name for someone who is Muggle-born--you know, non-magic parents. There are some wizards--like Malfoy's family--who think they're better than everyone else because they're what people call pure-blood.'

2.6 Gilderoy Lockhart

March 30, 2020 20:21 - 59 minutes - 41.7 MB

'Why,' demanded Ron, seizing her schedule, 'have you outlined all Lockhart's lessons in little hearts?'

2.5 The Whomping Willow

March 23, 2020 11:30 - 1 hour - 51.6 MB

Harry could feel the seat vibrating beneath him, hear the engine, feel his hands on his knees and his glasses on his nose, but for all he could see, he had become a pair of eyeballs, floating a few feet above the ground in a dingy street full of parked cars.

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