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Podtrificus Totalus
56 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 9 ratingsPodtrificus Totalus was a Harry Potter read along podcast done one chapter at a time.
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Episodes
3.15 The Quidditch Final
May 31, 2021 10:00 - 48 minutes - 33.1 MBIf only there had been a Dementor around... As a sobbing Wood passed Harry the Cup, as he lifted it into the air, Harry felt he could have produced the world's best Patronus.
3.14 Snape's Grudge
May 17, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 64.3 MBDon't expect me to cover up for you again, Harry. I cannot make you take Sirius Black seriously. But I would have thought that what you have heard when the Dementors draw near you would have had more of an effect on you. Your parents gave their lives to keep you alive, Harry. A poor way to repay them — gambling their sacrifice for a bag of magic tricks.
3.14 Snape’s Grudge
May 17, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 64.3 MBDon't expect me to cover up for you again, Harry. I cannot make you take Sirius Black seriously. But I would have thought that what you have heard when the Dementors draw near you would have had more of an effect on you. Your parents gave their lives to keep you alive, Harry. A poor way to repay them — gambling their sacrifice for a bag of magic tricks.
3.13 Gryffindor versus Ravenclaw
May 10, 2021 10:00 - 53 minutes - 37.2 MBA low and cowardly attempt to sabotage the Gryffindor Seeker! Detention for all of you, and fifty points from Slytherin! I shall be speaking to Professor Dumbledore about this, make no mistake!
3.12 The Patronus
May 03, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 71.7 MBHe felt drained and strangely empty, even though he was so full of chocolate. Terrible though it was to hear his parents' last moments replayed inside his head, these were the only times Harry heard their voices since he was a very small child. But he'd never be able to produce a proper Patronus if he half wanted to hear his parents again...
3.11 The Firebolt
April 19, 2021 10:00 - 57 minutes - 39.8 MBThink that matters to them? They don' care. Long as they've got a couple o' hundred humans stuck there with 'em, so they can leech all the happiness out of 'em, they don' give a damn who's guilty an' who's not.
3.11 Firebolt
April 19, 2021 10:00 - 57 minutes - 39.8 MBThink that matters to them? They don' care. Long as they've got a couple o' hundred humans stuck there with 'em, so they can leech all the happiness out of 'em, they don' give a damn who's guilty an' who's not.
3.10 The Marauder’s Map
April 12, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 59.5 MBI certainly believe his master's defeat unhinged him for a while. The murder of Pettigrew and all those Muggles was the action of a cornered and desperate man -- cruel... pointless.
3.10 The Marauder's Map
April 12, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 59.5 MBI certainly believe his master's defeat unhinged him for a while. The murder of Pettigrew and all those Muggles was the action of a cornered and desperate man -- cruel... pointless.
3.9 Grim Defeat
April 05, 2021 10:00 - 54 minutes - 37.8 MBAt least a hundred Dementors, their hidden faces pointing up at him, were standing below. It was as though freezing water was rising in his chest, cutting at his insides. And then he heard it again... someone was screaming, screaming inside his head... a woman...
3.8 Flight of the Fat Lady
March 22, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 43.3 MBProfessor Lupin looked cheerful and as well as he ever did; he was talking animatedly to tiny little Professor Flitwick, the Charms teacher. Harry moved his eyes along the table, to the place where Snape sat. Was he imagining it, or were Snape's eyes flickering towards Lupin more often than was natural?
3.7 The Boggart in the Wardrobe
March 15, 2021 10:30 - 1 hour - 42.2 MBA few curious looks were exchanged as the class put away their books. They had never had a practical Defense Against the Dark Arts before, unless you counted the memorable class last year when their old teacher had brought a cageful of pixies to class and set them loose.
3.6 Talons and Tea Leaves
March 08, 2021 09:30 - 1 hour - 61.6 MBThey see the Grim and die of fright. The Grim's not an omen, it's the cause of death! And Harry's still with us because he's not stupid enough to see one and think, right, well, I'd better pop my clogs then!
3.5 The Dementor
March 01, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 78.9 MBAn intense cold swept over them all. Harry felt his own breath catch in his chest. The cold went deeper than his skin. It was inside his very heart...
3.4 The Leaky Cauldron
February 22, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 54 MBWhen I think what could have happened to him the night he ran away from home! If the Knight Bus hadn't picked him up, I'm prepared to bet he would have been dead before the Ministry found him.
3.3 The Knight Bus
February 15, 2021 10:00 - 38 minutes - 26.7 MBBlack is mad. He's a danger to anyone who crosses him, magic or Muggle.
3.2 Aunt Marge’s Big Mistake
February 08, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 57.1 MB"Knocking the stuffing out of me won't make Aunt Marge forget what I could tell her," he said grimly.
3.2 Aunt Marge's Big Mistake
February 08, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 57.1 MB'Knocking the stuffing out of me won't make Aunt Marge forget what I could tell her,' he said grimly.
3.1 Owl Post
February 01, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 48.1 MBExtremely unusual though he was, at that moment Harry Potter felt just like everyone else: glad, for the first time in his life, that it was his birthday.
2.18 Dobby’s Reward
June 29, 2020 11:30 - 59.8 MB"Exactly," said Dumbledore, beaming once more. "Which makes you very different from Tom Riddle. It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."
2.18 Dobby's Reward
June 29, 2020 11:30 - 1 hour - 59.8 MB'Exactly,' said Dumbledore, beaming once more. 'Which makes you very different from Tom Riddle. It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.'
2.17 The Heir of Slytherin
June 22, 2020 11:30 - 1 hour - 48.7 MBAn extraordinary lightness seemed to spread through his whole body and the next second, in a rush of wings, they were flying upward through the pipe. Harry could hear Lockhart dangling below him, saying 'Amazing! Amazing! This is just like magic!'
2.16 The Chamber of Secrets
June 15, 2020 11:30 - 1 hour - 48.1 MB'The adventure ends here, boys!' he said. 'I shall take a bit of this skin back up to the school, tell them I was too late to save the girl, and that you two tragically lost your minds at the sight of her mangled body -- say goodbye to your memories!'
2.15 Aragog
June 08, 2020 11:30 - 57 minutes - 40.1 MBHe couldn't see what else they could do. They had hit dead ends everywhere. Riddle had caught the wrong person, the Heir of Slytherin had got off, and no one could tell whether it was the same person, or a different one, who had opened the Chamber this time. There was nobody else to ask.
2.14 Cornelius Fudge
May 25, 2020 11:30 - 55 minutes - 38.3 MBYou will find that I will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me. You will also find that help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it.
2.13 The Very Secret Diary
May 18, 2020 11:30 - 45 minutes - 31.6 MBA story was given out that the girl had died in a freak accident. They gave me a nice, shiny, engraved trophy for my trouble and warned me to keep my mouth shut. But I knew it could happen again. The monster lived on, and the one who had the power to release it was not imprisoned.
2.12 The Polyjuice Potion
May 11, 2020 11:15 - 1 hour - 48.8 MBAnd Father won't tell me anything about the last time the Chamber was opened either. Of course, it was fifty years ago, so it was before his time, but he knows all about it, and he says that it was all kept quiet and it'll look suspicious if I know too much about it. But I know one thing--last time the Chamber of Secrets was opened, a Mudblood died. So I bet it's a matter of time before one of them's killed this time... I hope it's Granger.
2.11 The Dueling Club
May 04, 2020 11:30 - 1 hour - 75.2 MB'You'll find that hard to prove,' said Hermione. 'He lived about a thousand years ago; for all we know, you could be.'
2.10 The Rogue Bludger
April 27, 2020 11:30 - 1 hour - 43.9 MBGet to that Snitch before Malfoy or die trying, Harry, because we've got to win today, we've got to.
2.9 The Writing on the Wall
April 20, 2020 11:30 - 1 hour - 64.8 MBHarry had never told Ron and Hermione that the Sorting Hat had seriously considered putting him in Slytherin. He could remember, as though it was yesterday, the small voice that had spoken in his ear when he'd placed the hat on his head a year before: You could be great, you know, it's all here in your head, and Slytherin would help you on the way to greatness, no doubt about that...
2.8 The Deathday Party
April 13, 2020 11:30 - 1 hour - 54.5 MBD'you think I don't know what people call me behind my back? Fat Myrtle! Ugly Myrtle! Miserable, moaning, moping Myrtle!
2.7 Mudbloods and Murmurs
April 06, 2020 11:30 - 1 hour - 48.2 MB'It's about the most insulting thing he could think of,' gasped Ron, coming back up. 'Mudblood's a really foul name for someone who is Muggle-born--you know, non-magic parents. There are some wizards--like Malfoy's family--who think they're better than everyone else because they're what people call pure-blood.'
2.6 Gilderoy Lockhart
March 30, 2020 20:21 - 59 minutes - 41.7 MB'Why,' demanded Ron, seizing her schedule, 'have you outlined all Lockhart's lessons in little hearts?'
2.5 The Whomping Willow
March 23, 2020 11:30 - 1 hour - 51.6 MBHarry could feel the seat vibrating beneath him, hear the engine, feel his hands on his knees and his glasses on his nose, but for all he could see, he had become a pair of eyeballs, floating a few feet above the ground in a dingy street full of parked cars.
2.4 At Flourish and Blotts
March 16, 2020 11:30 - 57 minutes - 40.1 MBCaution: Do Not Touch. Cursed — Has Claimed the Lives of Nineteen Muggle Owners to Date.
2.3 The Burrow
March 09, 2020 11:30 - 1 hour - 49.2 MBBeds empty! No note! Car gone -- could have crashed -- out of my mind with worry -- did you care? -- never, as long as I've lived -- you wait until your father gets home, we never had trouble like this from Bill or Charlie or Percy --
2.2 Dobby’s Warning
March 02, 2020 19:19 - 25.5 MBHarry Potter is valiant and bold! He has braved so many dangers already! Dobby has come to protect Harry Potter, to warn him, even if he does have to shut his ears in the oven door later...
2.2 Dobby's Warning
March 02, 2020 05:19 - 36 minutes - 25.5 MBHarry Potter is valiant and bold! He has braved so many dangers already! Dobby has come to protect Harry Potter, to warn him, even if he does have to shut his ears in the oven door later...
2.1 The Worst Birthday
February 24, 2020 10:30 - 43 minutes - 30.6 MBMore than anything else at Hogwarts, more even than playing Quidditch, Harry missed his best friends, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger.
1.17 The Man with Two Faces
July 02, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 53.9 MBAfter all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
1.16 Through the Trapdoor
June 19, 2019 11:00 - 59 minutes - 41.1 MBThere is no good and evil, there is only power, and those too weak to seek it.
1.15 The Forbidden Forest
June 10, 2019 11:00 - 52 minutes - 38.5 MBIn this episode, we ask ourselves the perennial question: Is J.K. Rowling racist?
1.14 Norbert the Norwegian Ridgeback
June 03, 2019 11:00 - 35 minutes - 26.7 MBRubeus Hagrid has left the library.
1.13 Nicolas Flamel
May 27, 2019 11:00 - 36 minutes - 27.4 MBChess was the only thing Hermione ever lost at, something Harry and Ron thought was very good for her.
1.12 The Mirror of Erised
May 20, 2019 11:00 - 59 minutes - 43.4 MBIt does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember that.
1.11 Quidditch
May 13, 2019 11:00 - 48 minutes - 35.9 MB'Harry, you need your strength,' said Seamus Finnigan. 'Seekers are always the ones who get clobbered by the other team.'
1.10 Halloween
May 06, 2019 11:00 - 56 minutes - 41.1 MBThere are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.
1.09 The Midnight Duel
April 29, 2019 11:00 - 47 minutes - 35.2 MBDraco, hot, invites Harry to meet him in the castle at night. For strictly violent reasons. This is not a date.
1.08 The Potions Master
August 22, 2017 04:46 - 27 minutes - 21.7 MBSnape shows up and Harry is all 'why are you so obsessed with me?'
1.07 The Sorting Hat
August 14, 2017 00:00 - 39 minutes - 30 MBSort, sort, sort, sort, sort, sort. He said me haffi sort, sort, sort, sort, sort, sort.