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[The Wheel] Elevator Pitch: Movie Franchise Amusement Park Ride
May 25, 2021 10:30 - 205 BytesLast week, we were honored to be a part of Livestream For The Cure and if you weren’t there, you missed out on a helluva party. That said, we wanted you to see our hour of the party and hopefully you’ll get in on the fun next year. Joined, and judged by Nick of the Epic Film Guys, the Somethings are on an elevator, and we only have a few brief (..or not so brief..) moments with Mr. Anthony Michael UsementPark to sell him on our great idea that merges an oft ignored movie franchise and giv...
[The End] The Falcon & Winter Soldier
May 18, 2021 10:30 - 205 BytesYou should have known it was coming. Of course we’re going to talk about the last episode of the most recent foray into the wild world of capes! But the Somethings are not alone.. you see, when you have to take down a bunch of politically gray terrorists and argue over a hunk of tin.. sometimes you need a friend – and that’s why we have brought in our long time friend . You may know him from Geek Stuff, or maybe from rollin’ dice and taking names with Role For It on Twitch – it is none oth...
[Something In Review] Star Wars Prequels
May 11, 2021 10:30 - 205 BytesSince ‘This is the May’ or ‘The Fourth Be With You’ or ‘Revenge of the Sith’ or ‘Bleep Bloop BawThirteeneep’ month, we decided to not just give you ONE episode of a galaxy far far away, but a couple of them! This one was live on Twitch on May 4th, so go sign-up so you don’t miss next month’s. We could have talked Mando again.. we could have talked Battle of Endor – we decided to go back and check to see if the Star Wars from a decade ago holds up. Does the Trade Alliance negotiations make ...
Star Wars Tech
May 04, 2021 10:30 - 211 BytesA Long Time Ago… On A Podcast Far Far Away… The Somethings are getting in on all of the May the Fourth fun, jumping parsecs ahead of all of the other podcasts and discussing some of their favorite toys of the Star Wars universe. From blasters to droids to ships to those cool binocular things – Hatton and PCR are breaking down some of the coolest toys from the universe of the light and dark sides. And if you happen to be seeing this the day it posts, the boys will be live on Twitch tonigh...
[The End] Wandavision
April 27, 2021 10:00 - 209 BytesWe’ve been with Wanda and the Vision for their whole journey, so it should be no surprise that we want to check up on them for the End. Was this strange jump into a bubble worth the journey? Does the ending hold up? There’s only one way to know – and that’s by checking out The End – Wandavision This episode was filmed before a live studio audience over on twitch.tv/somethingcast. Join us for our next party on May 4th, 8pm EST. Ohhhhhkay, here we A-go-tha! …wow, that one was a reach… F...
[The Wheel] Vs: Robots
April 20, 2021 10:27 - 203 BytesWHEEL! OF! TOPICS! That’s right Somethings, it’s time for everyone’s favorite piece of radio flair, The Wheel – filled with a whole bevy of options for the guys to answer over… this one – well, this one needs your help. At the end of this episode you will have the chance to make a decision as to who won… and we will reveal the results on our next Wheel episode. But first, you have to hear about two forces of robotic supremacy… the lines in the sand have been drawn and only one team wil...
[BLOG] A Little Something Extra…PCR talks the MCU hits and misses
April 16, 2021 12:45Hey all, PCR here. It’s no secret that I’m a fan of the MCU. Going all the way back to our Year 1 celebration we’ve talked about it, hypothesized about it, fawned over it and reviewed aspects of it. Today, I’m going to dive a bit deeper into the “why” I enjoy it so much, and some things they do that I’m not fond of. First, the Infinity Gauntlet comic crossover is, by far, my favorite comic crossover. End of story. Was it perfect? No… most huge comic crossover events tend to start amaz...
Something In Review: The Lost Pirate Kingdom
April 13, 2021 10:21 - 215 BytesYarr yo ho ho and a bottle of Something not so brutally alcoholic (see: The Booze Episode) Wellllcome back everyone – and it is time for the Somethings to set sail on the seven seas as we go on a voyage to review Netflix’s The Lost Pirate Kingdom. Do the boys hoist the jolly roger and go pillaging across the Atlantic? Or are they scurvy lilly-livered scalliwags who don’t know their port from their starboard? Well, get yourself on board and join us as we take a look at this docuseries. W...
The Booze Show!
April 06, 2021 10:00 - 205 BytesThe Somethings are adults, at least legally speaking, and on occasion – being adults – we have enjoyed ourselves the occasional adult beverage… occasionally.. So, with that – what are some of the Somethings favorite drinks to be had? That was the intention of the episode, but what follows is going tit for tat with some of the drunken exploits of Hatton and Rob. So why not get yourself a delicious scorpion bowl with only one straw and imbibe this week’s 120 proof episode of the Something...
March’s 5th Week Something Free-For-All
March 30, 2021 18:49 - 204 BytesNormally months only have 4 Tuesdays – that’s sort of what we base our schedule on. You get a regular episode, a Wheel episode, a Review episode, and then an End episode… so what are we supposed to do when there is 5 in a month?! Well if you have been listening to us for the long haul, you know the answer is ‘whatever the hell we want’ It’s time for a Something Free-For-All — which of course means PCR and Hatton pop on and just talk about what’s up. No big answers revealed, no mysteries s...
[The End] The 100
March 23, 2021 10:18 - 201 BytesIt’s Lord of the Flies in space.. or at least that’s the way it starts. By the end we have factions fighting factions, a semi-omniscient judge deciding the fate of humanity, the weakest excuse to ever make an ending “appear” happy… but is it? We’re talking about Space Romance In Space – The 100! Find out if the CW knocks it out of this world or grounds it down like a frakkin toaster… on THE END: THE 100 Ok here we all go.. and go.. and go.. and go.. and go.. and imagine 95 more of thos...
[The Wheel] Mysteries of the Somethingverse: DB Cooper
March 16, 2021 10:00 - 209 BytesWe’ve all thought about that big moment where we could change the world. Sure, some of us want to be supervillains.. I mean.. some of you.. ahem, but if you had this perfect moment to stick it to the man and nobody would be harmed – would you do it? What if it made you one of the most wanted men in the world? Well the Somethings are going to talk about a man who did just that. Nobody knows who he is, nobody knows if he survived, nobody knows what happened to the money…. we’re of course t...
[Something In Review] The Vanishing at the Cecil Hotel
March 09, 2021 10:12 - 205 BytesWe are back, and this episode was recorded live before an internet audience over on Twitch. Do you dig murder? I mean… not like that… but do you find yourself mindlessly addicted to documentaries about the horrible things that horrible people do to people? Yeah, look, we all do. That said, there is a new one on Netflix, but the results aren’t precisely what you think they are. The Vanishing at the Cecil Hotel takes a police procedural documentary and turns it on its ear with the focus mov...
Badass Women in Film
March 02, 2021 10:00 - 205 BytesWere you aware that it is Women’s History Month? Well it is, and to celebrate that the way the Somethings do.. we are talking about our favorite badass women from movies! Now, of course, you are already concocting a list in your head of your favorites, and I assure you – some of them are mentioned – but we also are diving into some of our favorites from movies you might have missed! Oh, and they aren’t all heroes, to be certain… So if you are ready for some ass-kicking ladies, some gun-to...
[The End] Sense8
February 23, 2021 10:30 - 256 BytesA group of people, connected.. somehow.. for some reason. They can see what the others see, they can take control when it’s time to, and when one feels pain… they all feel pain. Part Wachowski FeverDream, part JM Straczynski longform storytelling – gone before it told its story its own way…. we’re talking about Sense 8. What did the boys think about the movie-length finale that was only done to sate the rabid fanbase? Find out on an episode that spans 3 continents.. on The End: Sense 8 ...
[The Wheel] Predictions: Marvel Phase 4
February 16, 2021 10:30 - 207 BytesIt’s time for another adventure with the WHEEL! With a myriad of topics and journeys for the Somethings to go on, what is it this week? Well the answer is right there in the title, but you should still act surprised. From WandaVision to Dr. Strange, the Young Avengers, X-Men, and all of the movies pushed back – we are going to talk about what might be coming next for the House of Ideas. Don’t forget to check out our friends at Quixotic Games brand new Kickstarter for the CORE WORLDS ...
[Something In Review] Evil & Cobra Kai
February 09, 2021 10:30 - 217 BytesWhy review two things when there are two of us, am I right? You see, there is a lot of television going on right now. If we were allowed to go places with water coolers, I don’t know how any work would get done with all the chatter about what we saw last night… With that in mind, the Somethings were live on Twitch and reviewed not just one show, but two. One is about a team fighting evil at every turn, and the other is Evil! So hang with Hatton and Rob as we breakdown two shows that have...
Bad ‘Book to Movie’ Movies
February 01, 2021 19:19 - 257 BytesSometimes, a good movie comes out and you find out that it came from a book! Sometimes it goes an entire other way – where you see a movie and you wonder what kind or source material could have birthed such madness… or the worst of the worst… you love the book, and the movie you get doesn’t even come close to the experience you had with words on paper. Those are the ones we’re talking about today – movies that nobody would mind if we got a re-try on. Movies that just didn’t do any of thei...
[The End] Seinfeld
January 26, 2021 10:30 - 208 BytesWhy… are they called.. podcasts. I don’t see any pod? I don’t see any fish? What are they casting? And why are they doing it in a pod? Seinfeld, one of the top rated sitcoms of all time. The finale was one of the top comedy finales in viewership. Does the show’s legacy hold up? Does its finale hold to its legacy? The Somethings have a lot to say about Jerry and friends – but is it really a podcast about anything at all? Ok, no soup for you! Full Episode
[Something In Review] Mando Season 2
January 19, 2021 10:30 - 206 BytesOh, we heard you like yourself some Baby Yoda – well that’s why we are Grogu: 2 Furious coming at you with microphones loaded with Beskar and ready to take down a bunch of cylons… it’s the show that we all binged before Christmas – Mandalorian Season 2! So settle in and relive some of your favorite moments in a show that has taken the world by storm and even made a Star Wars Sourpuss like Hatton giggle at the adorable machinations of a very hungry muppet. Ok, and the way we go! (..get it?...
[BLOG] A Little Something From Hatton
January 14, 2021 14:20Six Things That May Make A Show Bad Because of the Something’s love/hate relationship with Lost over the years, I have found that there are certain things a television show does that make me wonder whether what I’m watching is good TV or not. Every situation and show is unique, of course, and for every item on this list, there is an exception where it’s done to great effect, but if you are watching the newest thing and you can count the number of times these problems arise over two hands i...
[Wheel] Elevator Pitch: Movie Mash-Up
January 12, 2021 15:15 - 210 BytesWe are back live and streaming with our first hang-out party of the year – and what are we discussing? Well we’re going to an old favorite of ours, THE WHEEL! Which is a series of topics that now can appear randomly! So we spin the wheel, make some deals, and Mash-Up two different movie franchises to make one brand new series to see whether we can get it pitched to the invisible director we are somehow stuck in an elevator with. Want to join the party next time, head to TWITCH and follow...
Top Movie Deaths
January 05, 2021 10:30 - 264 BytesBefore you get to our first brand new episode of 2021 – take a minute and head to our website somethingcast.com and take a look at the new layout. After 200+ episodes, we decided it was time to get with the program and instead of a regular old WordPress blog, we were going to go with a highly edited WordPress blog with new features all over the place. Be sure to check back on Thursday for one that we’re super excited about, but you won’t see on your Podcast feed. Now though – settle in, b...
[Throwback] Free For All!
December 29, 2020 16:42 - 205 BytesIt’s the last of the Throwback episodes before we are back on the mic and doing what we do in 2021. Since December is a five Something month, we decided to give you another episode from the archives that features this very thing. We talk about the show from 2019, so you’ll see how much we wanted to do and how little we’ve, in fact, done. Last time in the DeLorean, Marty… strap in and Happy New Year! Ok, here we go! Full Episode
[Throwback] Christmas Party ’16
December 22, 2020 18:39 - 257 BytesBefore we get to the episode itself, from the Somethings to you – we hope you have a safe and happy holiday, no matter where you are or how you spend it. Now, since there is a very good chance you aren’t going to get to have your big blow-out Christmas Extravaganza, why not travel back in time with the Somethings to when we did just that live on the air. It is a lot less episode and a more like your group of friends hanging out at the end of the party, bloated with Nog and Cheer. So co...
[Throwback] Christmas-ish Movies
December 15, 2020 10:30 - 205 BytesHappy Holidays Throwback month continues with an episode where we discuss movies that are… Christmas-ish. Sure, of course we all know about your Miracle on 34ths and your It’s a Wonderfuls, but everyone talks about those. We’re the Somethings – we need to take it a little bit further. Also, if you are not the type that goes to websites anymore (who does that, anyway) – do us a favor and head to the site somethingcast.com and check out the new look for the website. More changes are comi...
[Throwback] Doctor Who/ Sherlock Christmas Special
December 08, 2020 10:05 - 205 BytesRemember back when the must-see event of any Christmas season was Doctor Who and Sherlock? We do, and we sometimes think back to those halcyon days of the early 2010s and remember fondly sitting around the hearth with our kin and arguing blitheringly about whether or not they were good. That’s precisely what we do here, from Episode 59 where we hung out with Meredith Placko and Emma Fyffe and talked about the 2016 BBC specials. So settle in, get your nog, and join us for some YuleTide ...
[Throwback] Saturday Morning Cartoons!
December 02, 2020 13:35 - 205 BytesIt’s December, which means the Somethings are taking the month to recharge, rebuild, and record. We’ll be back in 2021 with even more ‘Something!’ So this month, gather round and listen to the boys sound a lot younger talking about stuff from when they were even younger – a time before we even had a theme song! It’s a Throwback to Episode 6 – Saturday Morning Cartoons… Ok, here we go! Full Episode
The End – Daredevil
November 24, 2020 10:30 - 208 BytesAnd with the End of a Something Year almost upon us – we thought why not go look at what may have been one of the biggest losses to superheroic entertainment, that of a blind lawyer who fights street level crime, but in the most badass way possible… he’s the Avocado At Law – Daredevil. Does the end of the series pay homage to what came before it? Does its grit and grime line up with its heroics and kick-butt nature? Is there a hallway sequence? Ok, here we go… Full Episode
Where Are They Now? – The Malfoys
November 17, 2020 10:30 - 207 BytesWe told you that new things were coming, and new things are arriving. Two weeks ago, we gave you ‘What Would We Have Done’ and this week we are showing off another of our new features, ‘Where Are They Now’ where Rob and I discuss the fictional futures of characters you’ve come to know… This month, we are taking on the Malfoy’s, that reviled family that sat on the wrong side of history in the battle of Hogwarts and beyond. Where are they now? What happened to them? Well, settle in – y...
Something In Review – Enola Holmes
November 10, 2020 10:30 - 264 BytesNow that we are eke’ing our way beyond the Halloween Thunderdome and getting prepped for all the fixings of Thanksgiving with a jolly fatman on the horizon, it’s time for all the Netflix shows to start thundering through. This one, in particular, seemed like it may be up the Somethings alley… we dig Sherlock, we think Millie Bobbie Brown does good work, and hey, the Witcher! So join us as we dive in to the new Netflix flick about the turn of the century Encyclopedia Brown – Enola Holmes...
What We Would Have Done: Dexter
November 03, 2020 10:30 - 202 BytesWe’re trying something new! It’s kind of hard to explain, but here I go… Some shows or movies or something er another end poorly. Some, in fact, ended years before their last episode… so we thought, what would WE have done? Oh, it’s actually pretty easy to explain.. nevermind. Anyway, we’re taking down the story of a man who murders and the people that love him. We’re taking him away from his lumberjacking ways and letting the world know – WHAT WE WOULD HAVE DONE…. with DEXTER! Ok, he...
The End – Nightmare Cafe
October 27, 2020 10:30 - 208 BytesIt’s the end of October, which means it is time for The End, but… spookier. What can we talk about that features one of the scariest men in horror cinema, produced by one of the trendsetters of the last 30 years of scares? Why, what about a show featuring a greasy spoon diner and a strange vaguely Twilight Zoney premise. That’s right, it’s Nightmare Cafe, from the mind of Wes Craven.. or at least one of his relatives.. the story of two people trying to do good with a traincar diner in th...
Mysteries of the Somethingverse: The Jersey Devil
October 20, 2020 10:30 - 209 BytesIf you weren’t aware – and I’m really shocked.. have you listened to the way we tawk… the Somethings live in the Garden State of New Jersey – which I assure you, does have gardens. That said, it also has swamps and bogs and dark places where the bodies are literally buried. Amongst the pines is the legend of the Jersey Devil – our very own cryptid. Arguably one of the most famous cryptids, taking the silver beneath Bigfoot, the Jersey Devil is a mystery that we’ve all heard about, but...
In Review: Sleepy Hollow (w/ Silver Screams!)
October 13, 2020 10:00 - 212 BytesOctober Continues! Themed around the scary and horror-tastic, we are here with this month’s Review, and since we’re talking scary – who better to get than the scare-tacular friends of the Somethings,Megan and Katie of the Silver Screams (@Silver_Screams) Which brings us to what we are reviewing… and we decided to dive into a oft-overlooked and forgotten movie from the late 90s, arguably the ‘before & after’ moment for Tim Burton and Johnny Depp – Sleepy Hollow So lets dive into a horror ...
Favorite Moments in Horror (w/ Fear!)
October 06, 2020 10:30 - 205 BytesLET’S GET SPOOKY! It’s October, and we know that is a favorite of so many of you out there – whether it is the cool crisp fall air, the badass costumes, or the unrelenting dread of a world outside the doors we haven’t opened since we ran out of hummus last week….. OCTOBER! To celebrate this horrorific month, we are bringing you our favorite moments in horror – and to give us some of that good ol’ fashion scare cred, we have invited Fear from The World According to Fear & MDI (Also on Yout...
The Vault – Childhood Toys (that made us)
September 29, 2020 10:26 - 205 BytesIt’s a five week month! That means you get EXTRA SOMETHINGS! We’re getting ready for our October Spooktacular episodes, so we headed into the vault and got you an episode that you have never ever ever heard.. we’ve discussed toys before, but we are talking about some of the toys that really were our gateway to other things. So settle in with your Pet Rock, pet your Sea Monkeys lovingly, and make our logo with your Lite Brite… it’s time to toy it up! Okay, here we go! Full Episode
The End – Iron Fist
September 22, 2020 10:28 - 207 BytesDanny Rand… we’ve said quite a lot of things about Danny Rand’s Bland Fight To Unhand The Hand. Well now it is time to discuss the last time we’ll have to deal with this, the most underwhelming of the Marvel shows. Did it pick up from Season 1? Has Danny become a better character? What about a better person? …a better fighter? A better *anything*?! Well settle in as we discuss some of the last of the Netflix Marvel U – it’s The End: Iron Fist Ok, here we go… Full Episode
Mysteries in the Somethingverse: Sphinx
September 15, 2020 09:00 - 207 BytesSitting amongst the dunes of Egypt lay a creature that protects the great temples. Was it a lion? Was it a man? Was it shade thrown at a prior Emporer? This week on the Mysteries of the Somethingverse, the boys are taking down the Sphinx, and we win by a nose…. get it? Settle in, it’s time for another Mystery! Ok, here we go! Full Episode
Something in Review: SOLO REDUX (w/ Big Kev & Erik)
September 08, 2020 11:00 - 205 BytesWe got a message not so long ago from our good friend Big Kev, of a show you might remember, Big Kev’s Geek Stuff, now far flung years into the future with Geek Stuff: TNG (@GeekStuffTNG) – and a conversation about Solo broke out. You see, Rob and I have mixed opinions on Solo… was it good? Was it good enough? Was it just nostalgic pablum? The battle lines have been drawn… on the Somethingside, myself and Rob. On the side of the defense, we have not only Big Kev, but actor and long tim...
Hot Takes w/ Gutting the Sacred Cow
September 01, 2020 08:36 - 205 BytesNot everybody likes everything.. I mean, Hatton goes out of his way to watch Asylum Films, and Podcast Rob enjoys Kiss. Sometimes, people can’t help it. Well, if we’re going to be talking about Hot Takes on things, we needed two friends to come join in the party – so we got fellow ACPN.NET posse, Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel, the hosts of Gutting The Sacred Cow to hang out and take down some big opinions. Take a listen – agree – disagree – and then head over to their show and tell them...
The End – Sopranos
August 25, 2020 11:00 - 207 BytesGrab your self a gabagool of garmugia and a ragu of fuggedabottit, it’s time again for The End where we discuss whether the finale of a show suffices (whether or not we’ve seen the show itself) Today we’re hitting the show that changed the way dramatic television was done, the mobsters from our home state of New Jersey… The Sopranos What do the boys think about this divisive television ending? Does it make for a good show? Has Sopranos stood the test of time? Find out now on The End – S...
Mysteries of the Somethingverse : Dyatlov Pass
August 18, 2020 15:21 - 208 BytesA group of experienced hikers begin climbing an advanced trail in the Ural mountains in 1959. The only survivor was one man who didn’t even make it to the climb, and the Somethingverse is here to discuss what happened. Was it a military experiment? Was it shamanistic tribes? Was it outright murder? This sorrow-filled tale is filled with turns and unanswered questions – and you get Dyatlov Pass right here in the Somethingverse…. Ok, here we go! Full Episode
Something In Review: Suckerpunch!
August 11, 2020 10:00 - 263 BytesIt was inevitable, wasn’t it? Long ago when we started doing this show, we had this little running gag about attractive people being in the movie Suckerpunch – so now that we have been doing our movie parties on Discord, the time was right for us to find out what all these attractive people actually do! So join us as we head into our dream within a dream (within a dance within a dream within a bus within a melodrama) and discuss the gun-firing, zombie-killing, samurai-slashing, scantil...
Famous Movie Cars
August 04, 2020 10:59 - 206 BytesWhat’s going on all – the Somethings are on vacation, but that doesn’t mean you get to be… What it does mean is that we are diving into the bin of episodes you’ve never heard and popping out with something cool. The only reason I’m mentioning it is that this episode was recorded quite a bit ago. If you are wondering why we’re not social distancing – there’s your reason. That said – it is going to drive by you at 1.21ghz – we are talking about the things in movies that are the unsung her...
The End: Hemlock Grove
July 28, 2020 11:16 - 264 BytesVampies and Werewolves and Magic, Oh My! It’s time again for the Somethings to journey into the last of a series and see whether or not it holds up. This time, the boys have headed to the Grove – a place where foreigners show up to a small town and all sorts of strangeness goes on. When the show ends, there are relationships asunder, big fights between monsters, and – well – really a lot of things one of the Somethings wasn’t too sure about. So settle in – we hope you lychan this epi...
Mysteries of the Somethingverse : Bigfoot
July 21, 2020 10:53 - 210 BytesIt’s time to head back into the Somethingverse – the place where the mystical, the magical, the unbelievable, the quasi-believable, and the weird all converge on two know-it-all jackasses in New Jersey. What is the topic this week? Why, none other than the biggest cryptid in America – the one that is so big he has an agent… how has the legacy of Bigfoot held the test of time on the internet? Is Sasquatchamania still running wild? The only way to find out is to head out into the woods… put...
Something In Review: The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T
July 14, 2020 10:07 - 210 BytesWell – we now have a record for ‘The Oldest Movie’ that we have ever reviewed in The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T – which is a movie that was put together by noneother than Dr. Seuss… and it shows a couple of things: With a good name behind it, you can make anything! There’s a reason Seuss only did cartoon movies in his later years A weird collection of acid trip fever dreams, pulls from other more famous movies, but a LOT of interesting stage and set design and one amazing song… Dr T is a thin...
Year 7 Anniversary
July 07, 2020 11:09 - 207 BytesEvery year, when we hit this month, we try and do something special.. we’ve had live shows, we’ve done big mass parties – well this year we have a lot in store for you – a special opener – a live show (which you can make sure you don’t miss the next one by heading to Twitch) – a new episode of DEM, and an episode.. ALL IN ONE! So what do we talk about? Why the number 7 of course – and the many forms it takes. Our favorite 7’s, shaggy dog stories, Al Pacino, and a whole helluva lot more. ...
Something In Review: Children of the Corn
June 30, 2020 10:36 - 265 BytesIf there is one sect of the movieverse we don’t touch on a lot – it is horror. That’s not because we don’t love horror.. Hatton has spent most of this quarantine binge watching Shudder – so we’re going to do our best to change that a little bit moving forward. Enter Children of the Corn: Part 1, with an eventual desire to do all of the other parts. Is this classic horror movie worth a cob? We get into that and a whole lot more about things completely unrelated to Children and Corn…. And...