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Pod Ween Satan

202 episodes - English - Latest episode: 3 months ago - ★★★★★ - 92 ratings

Ween is The Greatest Band in The World. This is the Greatest Podcast in The World about The Greatest Band in The World....Ween. We will introduce you to Ween in all their grandness and splendor. We shall take you on a tour of the entire Ween Catalogue...One album at a time...One song at a time...Until the end of time. Together we will listen to each and every Ween song. Together we will spread the good word of The Boognish.
Buckle up Bitch.
Step inside this spaceship and take a ride straight into the Abyss!

Also, check out the Patreon Bonus version of the show at
https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

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Episodes

98. Piss Up A Rope

September 08, 2021 07:01 - 35 minutes - 32.1 MB

It sounds hard to do but I assure you it's not.  You just have to believe in yourself and push hard and even.  It's like swinging a baseball bat...follow through. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

97. Japanese Cowboy

September 01, 2021 07:01 - 24 minutes - 22.9 MB

Another gem from the Country Album...albeit a touch problematic. All said though....another banger from the Dynamic Duo.  Vangelis can suck it. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

96. I'm Holding You

August 25, 2021 07:01 - 39 minutes - 35.9 MB

We take a straight up Triple Lindy into the shallow end of the kiddie pool.  It's track 1 from 12 Golden Country Greats.  Get into it.  Get with it. This is your life now.  Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

95. Prelude to 12 Golden Country Greats

August 18, 2021 07:01 - 37 minutes - 34.6 MB

And so began Chapter Five of the Epic Saga.  We bring to you.....The Country Album. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

94. Don't Shit Where You Eat

August 11, 2021 07:01 - 38 minutes - 34.8 MB

The Finale of Season 4!  We did it! Yay!!!!! Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

93. What Deaner Was Talkin' About

August 04, 2021 07:01 - 31 minutes - 28.8 MB

I say this a lot but THIS SONG is one of the best.  Truly.  No hyperbole.  Da Best.  Da Bears.  DA Bulls.  All that. When they played this at the reunion show as the set opener there was truly a once in a lifetime sense of community and magic that permeated every synapse in the venue.  Once in a lifetime Ween Moment.   Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

92. The HIV Song

July 28, 2021 07:01 - 39 minutes - 35.8 MB

Perhaps the easiest Ween song to singalong with.  Dave thought that I was an idiot for printing out the lyrics for this song but I insist that it's part of our process that we always have a lyrics sheet in front of our fat piggy faces while we record.  Proof is in the pudding my friends. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

91. Buenas Tardes Amigo

July 21, 2021 07:01 - 45 minutes - 41.4 MB

The definition of Epic.  That electric guitar solo soars through the sky like an eagle.  Majestic.  Thank You Ween. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

90. Candi

July 14, 2021 07:01 - 28 minutes - 26.1 MB

A lot of people find "Candi" to be one of Ween's greatest accomplishments.  Just kidding.  No one thinks that.  If you think that then you are stupid.  And what do we do with stupid people?  We ban them from the podcast.  So...tell me the truth....what do you think about "Candi"?  Ok you can stay.  You have chosen wisely. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

89. Joppa Road

July 07, 2021 07:01 - 28 minutes - 26.1 MB

It's a place we go.  There's wind and water and beverages and food.  It's really nice.  Really relaxing over here on Joppa Road. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

88. Voodoo Lady

June 30, 2021 07:01 - 32 minutes - 29.3 MB

This is going to be a controversial episode.  We know that you love this song....and we do too...kind of.  Just relax and listen to the dumb things we have to say.   "Controversy creates conversation". -Tim Heidecker Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

87. Drifter In The Dark

June 23, 2021 07:01 - 25 minutes - 23.6 MB

Pull up yer horse blanket and sit around the campfire with a coupla regular ol' cowboys.  Here's a cup of beans for you to enjoy.  Careful they are hot.  Don't burn your mouth little one. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

86. Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony

June 16, 2021 07:01 - 31 minutes - 28.4 MB

Pooooooooooonyyyyyy. Pooooooooooonyyyyyy.   Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

85. Baby Bitch

June 09, 2021 07:01 - 35 minutes - 32.4 MB

This song needs to be entered into the official American Songbook.  It's classic.  It's quintessential.  It's simple.  It's....comin' at you at number 7....Baaaaaaby Bitch. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

84. Roses Are Free

June 02, 2021 07:01 - 1 hour - 57.7 MB

What's to say about this song?  If there's a definition to the slang term "banger" in the urban dictionary then there's a hyperlink next to it that sends you straight to Roses Are Free.  Banger among Bangers.  Arguably the greatest Ween song of all time.  So good that even Phish cannot tarnish it's impact upon music history.   Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

83. A Tear For Eddie

May 26, 2021 07:01 - 51 minutes - 47.1 MB

Let's all take a bow for the great Eddie Hazel.  We go deep in this episode.  It gets intense.  Dave cries and then he pees his pants.  Spoiler alert.  Dave has a problem.  Don't shame him.  He's working through it. A Tear For Eddie.  Blammo In Your Faccccceeee. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

82. I Can't Put MY Finger On It

May 19, 2021 07:01 - 36 minutes - 33.2 MB

My intention for this episode is.... Shawarma My intention for this episode is.... Tzatziki Sauce Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan  

81. Freedom of '76

May 12, 2021 07:01 - 35 minutes - 32.7 MB

My girl Sasha also looking good on the street.  So there's that.   I played this song on the Saturday after Election Day 2020 in celebration of Philly.  Thank you Philly.  I doubted you at one point in the past.  I was wrong.  You are a beautiful town and helped save us from the Bad Man.  Forever in your debt. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

80. Spinal Meningitis (got me down)

May 05, 2021 07:01 - 38 minutes - 35.3 MB

Creepy.  Crawly.  Funky.  Monkey? I don't know guys....it's hard to write 80 of these freakin' episode descriptions.   The song jams.  It's one of the best.  It's why we do the show. Cinco De Mayo is not on Tuesday this year.  Damnit.  Happy Cinco! Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

79. Take Me Away

April 28, 2021 07:01 - 26 minutes - 24.3 MB

Kicking things off with a strong haymaker.  This track is an announcement of what's to come.  A declaration.  A revolution.  A song.  A podcast about a song.  Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

78. Intro to Chocolate and Cheese

April 21, 2021 07:01 - 56 minutes - 51.6 MB

Welcome to Season 3 of Pod Ween Satan.  In this episode we give you an overview of the seminal album "Chocolate and Cheese".  This is the beginning of the Golden Age Of Ween.  This is the beginning of the rest of your life.  This is your every hope and desire.   Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

6667. Patreon Raffle & UNLOCKED EPISODE "Long Beach Island"

April 16, 2021 07:01 - 36 minutes - 33.5 MB

Hey Hey Hey!  It's Jayyyyyyyyyyy Albert! We are announcing a raffle with: **UNIQUE WEEN THEMED PRIZES!!!** Whether you are a Patreon subscriber or not listen to this episode to hear what we got cooking for you. As a bonus....a lil taste of the goods....we've unlocked Dave's favorite Patreon Bonus Episode for the song "Long Beach Island".   So yeah, a raffle, a bonus show.  Pretty Killer Friday morning, eh? Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

77. Poop Ship Destroyer

April 14, 2021 07:01 - 29 minutes - 26.6 MB

Push it on into systematic overdrive, you know what to do Let's cruise past all the golden poo. Yeah man...you got this.  Kick back for the finale of Season 3. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

76. Don't Get 2 Close 2 My Fantasy

April 07, 2021 07:01 - 32 minutes - 30 MB

Oh man oh man.  One of the best.  The image of "to clutch the hand of your creator" sits within me...deep...like ancient memories of a lost age.  Stare into the lion's eyes! Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

75. Hey Fat Boy (Asshole)

March 31, 2021 07:01 - 35 minutes - 32.3 MB

You keel my mother.  I'm gonna keel you.  A dumpster truck of a song.  Beautiful.  Exquisite. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

74. Loving U Thru It All

March 24, 2021 07:01 - 21 minutes - 19.6 MB

It's a little repetitive....it kinda reminds me of house of the rising sun.  It's the 4th to last song on Pure Guava.  We talk about it...and more. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

73. Mourning Glory

March 17, 2021 07:01 - 39 minutes - 36.5 MB

It's a double entendre.  It's also hard to listen to but we do actually find some things to talk about.  Fucking fuckers.  Pumpkins.  Fuckers. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

72. Touch My Tooter

March 10, 2021 08:01 - 34 minutes - 31.3 MB

I've probably herniated several discs in my neck from head banging in sync with the chorus/hook of this song over the years. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

71. I Saw Gener Cryin' In His Sleep

March 03, 2021 08:01 - 28 minutes - 26.2 MB

An unconscious Papa Gener having a wild dream.  Dude man you feeling alright? Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

70. Flies On My Dick

February 24, 2021 08:01 - 37 minutes - 34.2 MB

I hate it when that happens.  Flies all over m' dick! Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

69. Springtheme

February 17, 2021 08:01 - 32 minutes - 29.8 MB

A definite highlight of Pure Guava and a groovy little number that makes your feet twist back and forth on the dance floor. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

68. Sarah

February 10, 2021 08:01 - 30 minutes - 27.8 MB

Short sweet and to the point.  A Gener love song.  As good as they get. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

67. Pumpin' 4 The Man

February 03, 2021 08:01 - 31 minutes - 28.4 MB

Deaner says that New Hope sucks but I think he really likes it.  Must have been in a bad mood.  I hear New Hope doesn't suck.  There's a hard "F" in this song...not cool guys but we'll forgive it this one time because the 90s were a long time ago.  Grandfathered. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

66. I Play It Off Legit

January 27, 2021 08:01 - 33 minutes - 30.9 MB

As legit as it gets.  Hanging with Pat...talking about Scorpions. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

65. Reggaejunkiejew

January 20, 2021 08:01 - 32 minutes - 29.6 MB

Dance Hall Reggae Classic Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

64. The Goin' Gets Tough From The Getgo

January 13, 2021 08:01 - 24 minutes - 34.2 MB

Oh man oh man.  This one is just a pure freakin classic. It's a song from the perspective of 2 privileged little shits that give you unsolicited advice who then finish with a warning about how difficult life is.  Makes you want to punch them in their dumb heads....the characters of the song that is....not Ween....NEVER punch Ween.   Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

63. Push Th' Little Daisies

January 06, 2021 08:01 - 31 minutes - 42.7 MB

Ween's most well known song.  For better or worse....that's the truth. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

62. Big Jilm

December 30, 2020 08:01 - 47 minutes - 43.2 MB

Classic Ween Banger.  Long episode....cause we know you like em long.  Enjoy Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

61. The Stallion Pt. 3

December 23, 2020 08:01 - 42 minutes - 58.8 MB

Merry Christmas Piggies! "Mach Ten At Sudden Speeds" Does there exist a better lyric in the history of music?  The answer is a resounding NO.  This is objectively the best line every uttered within a song created within this time/space continuum. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

60. Tender Situation

December 16, 2020 08:01 - 29 minutes - 27.2 MB

This one has one of the most killer guitar licks.  It just slips and slides right into the pocket....every....damn...time. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

59. Little Birdy

December 09, 2020 08:01 - 25 minutes - 34.6 MB

Perfect Opening track for Pure Guava.  From the first note you know what's about to hit you.  So soothing and relaxing.  Little Birdy. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

58. Intro to PURE GUAVA

December 02, 2020 08:01 - 31 minutes - 42.9 MB

Season 3.  My what a big boy you've grown up to be.  Happy Birthday Pod Ween Satan! Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

57. The Stallion (Pt. 2)

November 25, 2020 08:01 - 37 minutes - 51.3 MB

Shit man.  "The Stallion (pt. 2)" brings THE POD to a close.  Season 2 of Pod Ween Satan is over maaaannn.  Season 2 is frickin done dude.   Everyone just chill out.  It's gonna be ok.  Season 3 starts next week, OKAY?!!!  Man.  Cool out dudes.  Pure Guava comin' at ya soon.  In the meantime enjoy a lovely episode of STALLION TALK. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

56. Pork Roll Egg and Cheese

November 18, 2020 08:01 - 43 minutes - 59.2 MB

The album's almost over and then they just casually chuck this MASTERWORK in your lap.  Just like, "Hey...What's Up...Think Fast" and then "Pork Roll Egg and Cheese is just sitting in your lap.  Forever.  It's yours.  They gave it to you.  Man, those guys are cool.  So frickin cool. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

55. She Fucks Me

November 11, 2020 08:01 - 34 minutes - 46.7 MB

Such a sweet song with such a harsh title.   Emphasis is on "Me"....and you point at yourself when you say "Me".  Yeah, that's how you do it.  Perfect.  Nice Job. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

54. Moving Away

November 04, 2020 08:01 - 20 minutes - 28.6 MB

Oh man oh man.  This here one's a real dinger.  Dave tells the Prince Story again....sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeittt.   Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

53. Alone

October 28, 2020 07:01 - 29 minutes - 41 MB

Deep Dive on this track.  Conspiracies abound.  Hitchcock, Weishaupt, Epstein!  Tune in for the big scoop. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

52. Sketches of Winkle

October 21, 2020 07:01 - 25 minutes - 35.4 MB

Van Winkle rips.  This one would be good to listen to while on a rollercoaster....rippin around....rip rip rip. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

51. Oh My Dear (Falling In Love)

October 17, 2020 20:40 - 22 minutes - 20.7 MB

In the tradition of the "Early-Ween-Beatles-Esque-High-Pitched-Love-Songs", here comes "Oh My Dear (Falling In Love)".  Preceded by "Birthday Boy" and "Don't Laugh (I love you)", this song locks in the trilogy...chick chick*. * Pump Action Shotgun Sound Effect Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

50. Mononucleosis

October 07, 2020 07:01 - 24 minutes - 33.5 MB

Holy Crap!  Episode Number 50!!  It's nice to have arrived at our first Podcast Milestone.  Thank you for your support!   Mononucleosis is the heat of The Pod.  It's the muse of The Pod.  It's a bummer (the sickness) but it's also a killer tune.  Enjoy. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan