Elijah Woods, of LOTR fame, recently acquired an NFT about which he tweeted, quite proudly. Subsequently, he has been accused of racism by proxy and threatened with cancellation.

I have several questions, for which I have almost no answers.

First off, who in their right mind would buy an NFT? Next up, why would you tweet about it?

Lastly, what kind of useless too-much-time-on-your-hands loser do you need to be to have a fit about it all?