Episodes
Goodbye Sweet Daisy
March 05, 2015 20:25 - 53 minutes - 24.3 MB(Lisa is a bit off mic the first couple of minutes…but hang in there!) Pat talks about his dog Elliott’s nickname “SmellyButt”. And Lisa shares the sad passing of her cocker spaniel Daisy, and the terrible memorial gift she recieved. And find out why someone at Lisa’s hotel complained about her. “Thanks …
There’s A Stick For That
February 17, 2015 00:13 - 45 minutes - 21 MBIt’s all about the cheese in this episode. Also, some of us relive memories through photos, but Pat relives his through his internet browser history. “Belfies” are trending, and you can buy a stick for that. And, it’s hard to find a realistic toy gun anymore. Also, Lisa is confused …
Shut Your Legs
January 30, 2015 02:09 - 45 minutes - 20.9 MBPat wants to know if Lisa is a “hairy person”. And he keeps talking about. On and on. Good grief. And, are you guilty of “man-spreading”? Pat doesn’t, he makes himself “small”. Also, would you spend good money to marry NO ONE? And, Pat and Lisa talk about radical religion. Not …
Let’s Have Us A Huddle Cuddle
January 18, 2015 17:39 - 46 minutes - 21.5 MBPat and Lisa celebrate Elvis’ birthday, and Pat is worried about Elliott, and Lisa tries to be the voice of reason. Also Lisa has decided that she WILL go to a Superbowl Party if Pat throws one. And Pat shares the secrets of what happens in the “huddle”. “Just remember …
Put Your Christmas Crap Away
January 07, 2015 02:27 - 49 minutes - 22.5 MBIt’s the NEW YEAR and time to put away all your Christmas crap. Pat tries to shame Lisa into becoming a Seahawks fan. And are there parts of your body you never see? Would you want to? And what’s the deal with Glassy Baby candle holders? “That’s one way to take …
Holiday Cheer at Walmart
December 24, 2014 00:05 - 45 minutes - 20.7 MBPat and Lisa wish you a Merry Christmas! Lisa wanted to do a “nice” Christmas show, but it just didn’t work out on this episode. Find out why she hates the post office, and why Pat loves Walmart. And is “pay-by-the-mile” one more way for the government to keep tabs …
Boys Have Cooties
December 17, 2014 21:30 - 54 minutes - 24.7 MBLisa’s studio is a pigsty, and she doesn’t care. Pat’s wants to get dentures. And Lisa has rats, but Pat thinks the rat has a bad rep. Also, Pat shuts up Lisa’s dogs… and it works. Pat and Lisa remember Bill Cosby when he was a nice guy. “But, I’ll kiss you …
Time For A Butt Check Up
November 26, 2014 19:59 - 5 MBPat can’t let go of the disappointment of not winning Best Podcast on Best of Western Washington. And, how does one gracefully break up with one’s hair stylist? And Pat encourages Lisa to get her butt check up. “HEY! There’s corn …
Headless But Happy
November 07, 2014 19:00 - 5 MBPat and Lisa talk about lame TV- and surprise – they disagree. Also, Pat remembers when he was a vegan. WAS. And Pat tells Lisa a real “feel good” story. Songs in this episode: “End of the Line” Traveling Wilburys “Gone Fishin'” Bing Crosby and Louis Armstrong “The Hunting Song” …
Toys That Hurt
October 31, 2014 07:37 - 46 minutes - 21.1 MBPat cleaned his studio, and Lisa cannot adapt to it. And, Pat and Lisa discuss news reporting ethics in the aftermath of the tragic school shootings in Marysville. Also, toys that could be potentially damaging to kids. And Pat advises Lisa on how to handle trick or treaters that might show …
Be Clean and Sanitary!
October 20, 2014 18:50 - 53 minutes - 24.6 MBPat and Lisa talk about the podcast possibly being named the BEST. Not that they care about that. *Note – Lisa says voting ends Oct 19, but it really ends Oct 24th!) Also, what is the MOST sanitary way to use a toilet? And no more Saturday cartoons??!! …
Dumb Guys and Old Men
October 09, 2014 15:46 - 47 minutes - 21.8 MBPat talks about his latest acting gig and his encounter with a racist mayor. Lisa admits she is annoying person, and, with airline rage at an all-time high, should you recline your seat on an airplane? Also,find out which actress Pat was forced to take a picture with. Thanks bitch. …
You Are The Wind Beneath My Buttocks
September 25, 2014 13:00 - 42 minutes - 19.6 MBPat has another birthday and he feels like he’s learned nothing in all this time. Also, are commercials are getting WAY too personal? Case in point: pantyliners for your BUTT. And, Pat and Lisa talk about the sad passing of Robin Williams and Joan Rivers. “You know where to put this?” Songs …
To Bee or Not To Bee
September 15, 2014 21:16 - 40 minutes - 18.4 MBPat and Lisa thank the podcast supporters in the most ridiculous way. Lisa doesn’t hate ALL nature, but SOME nature hates her and wants to eat her face off. “Do you like my bee costume?” Songs in this episode: “All Day Music” War “Air on the G String” Bach “Thank You …
100th Episode Part Deux
September 02, 2014 12:04 - 49 minutes - 22.6 MBThis party never ends. Part 2 of the live 100th Episode Taping Party – with more special guests and, yes, prizes!
100th Episode – Sort of
August 21, 2014 16:16 - 1 hour - 33.7 MBPat and Lisa celebrate the 100th episode with 10,000 of their closest friends and fans of the podcast live at Third Place Commons. Many thanks to our Producer, Dave Tavres, Maureen Salashoor, our event coordinator, and everyone who is a listener and supporter of Peculiar Podcast.
Bye Bye Bunny
August 11, 2014 17:16 - 56 minutes - 26 MBLisa owes a lot of money to the Good-To-Go 520 bridge and she is mad as hell. Pat and Lisa discuss professional eating competition strategies and the art of broadcast teasers. And, has your celebrity star dimmed if you play the local fair? And, finally, a sorrowful ending for a baby bunny. …
The Snakes Are Comin’
July 30, 2014 16:56 - 50 minutes - 23.1 MBIs the “summer blockbuster” a thing of the past? Pat and Lisa talk about legalized pot and find out how Lisa got in trouble for saying the word “bong”. Also, Pat warns Lisa that “the snakes are comin’!” Songs in this episode: “Express” B.T. Express “Jurassic Park” theme …
Scatology – Don’t Look Back
July 16, 2014 15:13 - 42 minutes - 19.5 MBLisa is not “happy” with the Pharrell song. She’s over the submarine obsession too. Pat’s tired of all the junk in his studio. And Pat’s grand daughter does something amazing. Songs in this episode: “Happy” Pharell “Home” Phillip Phillips “Chick Fat Song” Robert Preston “Gone Fishin'”ing Crosby and …
Blow Your Nose
July 03, 2014 17:54 - 42 minutes - 19.4 MBPat and Lisa discuss showing up for work wasted. And they snark on TV morning news teams. Really snark. (They say it was the likker talkin’.) And Lisa is really excited to talk sports with Pat. REALLY. Songs in this episode: “School Street Shuffle” Kirk “Eli” Fletcher “Liar” Three …
As The Crows Flies
June 26, 2014 18:59 - 46 minutes - 21.2 MBThe crows are here, and Pat is not happy about it. So his wife Patty gets her gun. Lisa does not want to kill anything with a face. And one man’s weed is another man’s flower. Also, Pat gets into a tussle over an ordinary mailbox. Songs …
Color Him Love
June 12, 2014 17:18 - 44 minutes - 20.1 MBPat doesn’t care about “Father’s Day” but he still wants a present. Pat and Lisa talk about the difference between boys and girls when it comes to “bonding”. Also, should you really be your own cheerleader on social media (or ever)? And, Lisa’s house needs a new roof, but Pat suggests a surprising …
The Middle Seat Sucks
May 07, 2014 20:53 - 38 minutes - 17.7 MBPat found a dent in his truck – should he unleash his fury on the culprit? Which begs the question: are there people in your life you would NEVER lend anything to? Also, Pat and Lisa discuss the delights of getting your body parts examined. Songs in this episode “Strangers on …
Get Your Finger Outta There
May 01, 2014 15:27 - 47 minutes - 21.8 MBPat is disgusted by a specific fast food commercial. Lisa has a special present for Pat. And Pat’s brother makes a lot of people mad at a raffle. Also, find out why Lisa ordered 2 CASES of pineapple upside down cake mixes. Songs in this episode: “In the Mood” Chicago …
That’s Hard To Swallow
April 22, 2014 19:23 - 40 minutes - 18.7 MBFind out what food Pat can’t seem to swallow. Lisa unveils the lie about baby carrots. And Pat still refuses to take Lisa’s dogs when she dies. Also, brilliant mail marketing that will MAKE you open that envelope. Songs in this episode: “Rhapsody in Blue” Larry Adler (harmonica) from …
Let’s Work On Your Daddy Issues
April 15, 2014 20:16 - 37 minutes - 17.1 MBIn a meandering episode, Pat and Lisa ponder the randomness of life. Lisa has daddy issues, but can we really blame our parents for all our messed up choices? And Pat keeps making promises he cannot keep. Songs in this episode: “Do La Lay” Jesse Winchester “Volcano” Presidents of the …
Handyman: Don’t Insult My House
April 09, 2014 16:31 - 39 minutes - 18.2 MBPat and Lisa talk about her snotty handyman. Pat’s wife has a snotty hairdresser. And details about the “Live 100th Episode Taping” are unveiled in this episode! Also, Pat has ants, but they’re not in his pants. Songs in this episode: “Out on the Weekend” Neil Young “Reeling in the …
Who Wants My Crap?
March 06, 2014 17:52 - 41 minutes - 18.8 MBWho would be on YOUR “Mount Rushmore” of singers? Lisa wants to throw a party – find out what kind! And,will Pat take Lisa’s dogs when she croaks? Listen as they sort out the deal. And there’s a clown shortage; better stock up. Songs in this episode: “Tombstone …
The Envelope Please
February 28, 2014 04:55 - 45 minutes - 21 MBJason Valentine (OH YEEEEAAAHHHH!) joins Pat and Lisa to give his predictions for the all-important 86th Annual Academy Awards, and Bob Nelson weighs in on his chances of winning Best Original Screenplay. Follow Jason’s live tweets during the March 2nd Oscars @JasonKAPPKVEW Songs in this episode: “Hooray for Hollywood” John Williams…Boston …
It’s The Grammar Police
February 20, 2014 03:56 - 37 minutes - 17.2 MBFind out what completely bugs Pat, REALLY bugs him. Pat is only slightly bugged by Matthew McConaughey. And Lisa is annoyed by pretty much everything. Find out how to smuggle a gun through the airport – it’s easier than you think! And Lisa is really tired of having her boobs touched. …
Don’t Take Your Love Online
February 12, 2014 19:14 - 41 minutes - 19 MBValentine’s Day is all about boner medication and flowers. Pat and Lisa discuss the future of Lisa’s romantic life, and it ain’t pretty. And, another edition of the “Dirty Joke Challenge” makes an appearance in this episode of Peculiar Podcast! Songs in this episode: “Love Hurts” Heart, from the album …
Alright, Get a Stick
February 07, 2014 02:15 - 46 minutes - 21.1 MBThe “big game” is in the record books, but this 12th man enthusiasm lives on for how long? What exactly is party-etiquette when nobody eats your party platter? And, Pat remembers his beloved brother Sean, who died recently, in a moving and heartfelt memorial. Songs in this episode: “Limbo Rock” …
There’s No Room In The Closet
January 15, 2014 01:05 - 41 minutes - 18.8 MBPat and Lisa discuss “coming out”, and discover that Pat’s sense of “naughty” has come a long way in 20 years! Also, find out why Pat is the worst babysitter in the world. And Lisa is only comfortable in situations where she can “cut-and-run”. So Pat is going to help …
Bob Is In The House
January 07, 2014 15:20 - 55 minutes - 25.5 MBPat and Lisa admit they don’t follow rules very well. And do you really want to know what your dog is actually thinking? Also, a special guest shows up – yes, Bob Nelson joins Pat and Lisa to talk about the long road to the Golden Globes! Songs In This Episode: …
Is That A Submarine In Your Pocket?
December 24, 2013 17:54 - 41 minutes - 18.8 MBLisa has an inexplicable fascination with submarines; find out how Pat’s resolution is going; and are marijuana cigarettes becoming more sociably acceptable? Songs in this episode: “Yellow Submarine” The Beatles Excerpts from movies and trailers: “Das Boot” (The Boat) “Run Silent, Run Deep” U-71″ “Hunt for Red Octobert” “The Enemy …
Someone’s Surely Gonna Mess With The Robot
December 17, 2013 19:59 - 32 minutes - 14.7 MBMen and women really do differ in their approaches to Christmas shopping – find out what Pat -the- Proscrastinator’s new resolution is this year. And fast shipping from Amazon is about to get faster, but Lisa sees a potential for trouble. Songs in this episode: “Abracabra” Steven Miller …
Freeze Your Big Horse Ass Off
December 13, 2013 21:18 - 42 minutes - 38.8 MBSeattle’s latest cold snap tests Pat’s handyman skills. Pat gets an ESPN alert during the podcast – and is Lisa going to have a SuperBowl party? Pat gets a Breaking Bad present, but worries it could be illegal. Also, are you acting OLD at work? Songs in this episode "And …
The Last Bastion of Civility
November 26, 2013 02:12 - 43 minutes - 20 MBPat steps on a possum. And kills it. For reals. AND he took a picture of it. Again, Lisa hates nature. Also, avoid being naked and drunk; you’re just begging for “it”. And Pat and Lisa are pissed off at the price of bottled water. Ridiculous. Songs in this …
I Don’t Wanna Do Dat
November 18, 2013 20:55 - 39 minutes - 18 MBPat is stunned that Lisa wants to talk about football in this episode. And boxing. Is football getting too “polite”? And breaking up is hard to do, so you should do it by texting. Or disappearing. Songs in this episode: From ‘Hooked on Funk’: “A Fifth of Beethoven.” …
If It’s Not True, Pass it On
November 09, 2013 21:07 - 46 minutes - 21.3 MBPat and Lisa talk about fake news stories and fake radio callers. Misinformation is rampant, and there ain’t a thing you can do it about it. And, Pat and Lisa strategize on how to win the Best Of Western Washington. Pat and Lisa also lament that they are “yesterday’s news”. …
Five Crappy Handymen
October 22, 2013 02:51 - 43 minutes - 19.8 MBPat and Lisa discuss the Intiative 522 food label debate while wolfing down Cheetos. Pat goes to a boring party in Dallas and gets in trouble. Do men really get grumpy when they get old (as well as women)? And find out what Lisa got into a fight with in …
Vacuuming In Pearls
October 15, 2013 02:11 - 39 minutes - 18.1 MBPat and Lisa want someone to work for them for free – (all they can offer is LOVE). Do we need a dress code for restaurants? And would you take a “poverty tour” just for the fun of it?Also, Pat and Lisa dive into weird cocktails; including one with a …
Breaking Birthdays
October 08, 2013 00:55 - 47 minutes - 21.7 MBPat opens his birthday presents – late – and that leads to a discussion about Breaking Bad (no spoilers). Although, Lisa DID put a spoiler on Facebook and Pat called her out on it. Plus, find out why Lisa is mad at the IRS. And Pat is DONE with Dancing …
Buzzed On The Buzz
October 01, 2013 00:52 - 53 minutes - 24.5 MBEver go to work hammered? Pat and Lisa did. Pat pees in a bucket for a good cause, and Lisa lies about being pregnant. Also, find out why Pat doesn’t watch sitcoms, EVER. Pat and Lisa argue about the TV show “Under The Dome”. And, find out what day you …
You’re No Good
September 27, 2013 00:34 - 43 minutes - 19.8 MBPat gets dumped from a gig. Is the tooth fairy going bankrupt? And it’s far too much pressure to take care of other people’s children. Find out what happened when Pat was put in charge of watching his brothers. Songs in this episode: “More Than One Way Home” Keb …
Look Straight Ahead
September 16, 2013 18:44 - 42 minutes - 19.5 MBPat criticizes Lisa’s driving habits…. is there really a difference in the way men drive vs women? Pat decides to avoid turning into a hoarder, and find out how Lisa smuggled stolen candy out of a store. And Pat’s neighbor interrupts the podcast. Again. Songs in this episode: “Green …
Caulk Not Cock
September 04, 2013 00:24 - 48 minutes - 22.2 MBMaking music with your hands – it’s harder than you think. Lisa has a “towel-y” smell in her bathroom, and she discusses the proper way to say “caulk”. Are you hacked off by the music you hear in restaurants? Pat is.
Cover Your Balls If You Can
August 21, 2013 17:51 - 47 minutes - 21.8 MBPat and Lisa talk about the perils of skinny-dipping – and when should you wear a hoodie as pants? Also, find out what animal Lisa wants to kill – or not. Songs in this episode: “Summertime Summertime” The Jamies “Hilarious…the Way We Talk” Louis C.K. “Skinny Dippin'” Whitney …
Shut Your Honker Up
August 14, 2013 17:38 - 45 minutes - 20.7 MBPat and Lisa have had it up to HERE with Seattle traffic (Seattle ranks 8th worst in the nation!) so Pat is moving to the woods. And, find out what annoys Pat and Lisa about funerals. Also, time to celebrate the Assumption of the Virgin Mary – Pat gives Lisa …
Boobs and Blood
July 31, 2013 19:32 - 41 minutes - 18.8 MBPat and Lisa talk about the hottest, most gripping TV shows, and the old variety shows they miss. Also listen as Pat attempts to describe how Michael Douglas got throat cancer. And what age is too old to wear revealing clothing?