Episodes
Do Not Throw Objects Into The Toilet
March 13, 2024 01:17 - 51 minutes - 23.8 MBPat and Lisa talk about things in your nose. Do you get bent out of shape if someone gets a bigger piece of pie than you? Pat talks about some of the worst jobs ever. Songs in this episode: “Dance You Outta My Head” Cat Janice (2024) “Daddy” Red Sovine …
Slow As A Slug In Molasses In January
March 04, 2024 00:32 - 52 minutes - 24.2 MBPat and Lisa argue over the Barbie movie. And they also argue over porn movies. And they argue over some other stuff. “Hey Pat, feel free to never watch this movie again.” Songs in this episode: “Great Balls of Fire” Jerry Lee Lewis (1957) “Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On” Jerry …
This Has A Happy Ending
February 21, 2024 21:01 - 52 minutes - 24.1 MBPat tells a horrifying story that shook him to his core (that has a happy ending) and Lisa has a tough time letting him get through the story. Pat has a situation that calls for him to wear his reading glasses in the shower. Lisa doesn’t like men who get …
I’m Just A Girl Who Can’t Say No
February 11, 2024 02:01 - 51 minutes - 23.4 MBPat and Lisa talk about tv and radio promotions and media ratings stunts, and Lisa shares a the story of a radio media stunt she agreed to do that thankfully never happened. Lisa observes that men simply cannot keep their hands out of their pants. Pat has an idea that …
The Chairman of The Board Dustin
January 30, 2024 23:49 - 1 hour - 30.5 MBA very very special tribute to our friend and yours, Dustin Hornby. 1953 – 2023
Come On In If You’re Stupid & Ugly
January 03, 2024 01:00 - 49 minutes - 22.7 MBHappy 2024! For some reason, Pat doesn’t want to know how many Facebook followers our podcast has. The art of conversation is lost on so many people. And you might be surprised to find out what the word of the year is. Songs in this episode: “Energy Blue Lab Beats” …
Curb Your Dickishness
December 28, 2023 17:54 - 52 minutes - 24 MBPat and Lisa talk about the enormous importance of friendships and the difficulties we have navigating those moments when we behave like dicks. (Count how many times Pat and Lisa say the word “dick” in this podcast!) Also, annoying commercials featuring MEN this time! What excuses do YOU use to …
No I Don’t Want To Suck It
December 21, 2023 01:35 - 55 minutes - 25.6 MBOn this new episode Pat and Lisa say a LOT of goodbyes to people they’ve never even met. Time Magazine’s Person of the Year is NOT Pat, it’s Taylor Swift. Pat is thrilled that big butts apparently are back in fashion. Pat has a brilliant idea on how to get …
The 12 Hour Sh*t Show
November 05, 2023 00:12 - 48 minutes - 22.3 MBPat has had it with people who speak with that annoying “upspeak”. Pat’s oldest son gets married. Lisa cries in the dentist chair. Pat never unpacks when he gets to the hotel room. Pat and Lisa thank the PecPod listeners for their nice contributions. “This is FUN!” Songs in this …
Number Three Hunnerd
October 15, 2023 00:39 - 52 minutes - 24 MBIt’s the 300th episode of PecPod! (..uh.. nothing really special here; it’s kind of the same ol sh*t.) Enjoy! Songs in this episode: “Yea, Yea, Yea.” Russell Batiste “Freedom” Jon Batiste Dick Butkus “Miller Lite” commercial Russell Sherman performing Beethoven “Celebration” (instrumental version) Kool and the Gang (1980) “The Piano …
That’s Very Inter-Rest-ing
September 18, 2023 21:22 - 51 minutes - 23.6 MBThis is the 299th episode of Peculiar Podcast…don’t expect anything special. Cartoon characters have really memorable laughs, especially if the character is evil. Netflix is no longer sending out physical dvds – the red envelope will die this month. Are baby gender reveal parties really necessary? Chicks wearing baseball caps …
Crabby Lookin’ Sour-Faced Losers
September 05, 2023 17:18 - 44 minutes - 20.6 MBLisa thinks getting a puppy is like camping – sounds like a great idea till you actually go do it. Pat is fed up with HOA where he lives, and they are coming for him. Pat would never rat you out. Pat is curious about how much information one should …
Your Carrot Is Bent
August 23, 2023 18:51 - 52 minutes - 23.9 MBPat and Lisa thank the PecPod contributors who gave them money – LOTS of money! Pat witnesses another bicycle accident in front of his house. This one is a doozy! Pat and Patty have a new addition to their household. Pat shares commercials he hates. Songs in this episode “The …
Love To But My Groin Went Out
August 05, 2023 01:10 - 58 minutes - 26.6 MBPat and Lisa talk about “man colds”. Pat has gone his whole life without being summoned for jury duty… until now. And now he needs an excuse to get out of it. Songs in this episode: “Because of You” Tony Bennett “The Good Life” Tony Bennett “I Left My Heart …
It’s All Pink In There
July 17, 2023 00:24 - 51 minutes - 23.7 MBPat has a unique treatment for the song “The Girl from Ipanema”. Pat had a colonoscopy. Again. Pat’s wife Patty knows how to lay down the line of all lines to end any argument. Songs in this episode: “Summer–The Garden” George Winston (1982) “The Girl from Ipanema” Astrud Gilberto, Stan …
That Kangaroo Is A Jerk
June 07, 2023 00:58 - 55 minutes - 25.2 MBTina Turner is gone. And a bunch of other people. Old people. Lisa feels badly about feeding her dog kangaroo dog food, initially. Pat shares a one sided phone conversation he overheard. Would you take a free TV if you had to constantly watch commercials on it? And you start …
Don’t Bring Your Stuff To Work
May 23, 2023 17:24 - 54 minutes - 25.1 MBPat shows off his vocal range. Why do men hate the phrase “we need to talk”? Lisa doesn’t like children in general. Pat is boycotting the Westminster Dog Show because he feels they are ignoring Springer Spaniels. If a gorilla showed up at Lisa’s front door, she would totally let …
We Got A Puker
May 12, 2023 20:10 - 54 minutes - 25 MBPat and Lisa think the Jerry Springer show would have been more interesting with super rich people as the guests. Lisa went to Hawaii and threw up. Lisa hates the question “…so…. what are your plans for the day” from complete strangers. Lisa read the bible one time. And Pat …
Cry Me A River
April 26, 2023 21:13 - 53 minutes - 24.6 MBPat cannot find anyone who’s croaked to open this episode with. Pat says he cries every day. Pat thinks the HBO show Succession might be the best television show EVER. Lisa needs a serious attitude adjustment, so she’s taking herself to Hawaii. Songs in this episode: “The Homeless Wanderer” …
This Snow Can Stuff It
April 09, 2023 19:11 - 50 minutes - 22.9 MBPat is furious about the weather. FURIOUS. Lisa thinks everyone should take a driver’s test once a year. Pat recalls an April Fool’s joke he participated in that made the national news. Lisa keeps interrupting Pat’s joke of the day. Songs in this episode: “Whiter Shade of Pale” Procol Harum …
My Dog Ate My Teeth
March 28, 2023 19:25 - 54 minutes - 25 MBWhere did all the great novelty songs go? Pat loses his teeth AND he has a new diet idea. Lisa gets a not-so-fun romantic rejection. Songs in this episode: “They’re Coming to Take Me Away” Napoleon XIV (Jerry Samuels) 1966 The B side (backwards) “Ain’t Got No Home” Clarence ‘Frogman’ …
Men Will ALWAYS Be Men
March 03, 2023 20:50 - 47 minutes - 21.5 MBPat and Lisa look back at the hit songs from the late great Burt Bacharach. And Pat is super sad, as a man, that Raquel Welch has passed away. And what makes a “good kisser”? Best selling poster of all time? The answer may surprise you! The Superbowl Tubi commercial …
My Head Got Stuck In The Towel Dispenser
February 10, 2023 01:29 - 54 minutes - 24.8 MBPat wants to change his name. Lisa has already changed her name many times. Pat advises Lisa to not sass back to any driver who has a gun rack. Lisa finds it’s not so easy to buy dirty magazines like it used to be. Pat goes through a list of …
Costco Is For The Young
January 24, 2023 19:51 - 48 minutes - 22.2 MBLisa gets all wound up over Lisa Marie Presley’s name. Pat recalls a conversation he had with Evel Knievel’s brother.. who said “that guy is crazy”. Pat and Patty both caught the Covid – it made Pat mad and made Patty cry. Pat now buys only tiny trial size things …
Got Your NFT Right Here Baby
December 23, 2022 21:51 - 49 minutes - 22.5 MBPat & Lisa have a major announcement to pitch some new podcast merch. Please buy it. Do you know what the first Chia pet was? Songs in this episode: “It’s a Beautiful Morning” The Rascals (1968) “Good Lovin” The Rascals (1967) “People Gotta be Free” The (Young) Rascals (1967) “Donald …
Your Lips Are Boring
December 15, 2022 22:40 - 56 minutes - 25.8 MBPat and Lisa discuss people who talk too much, and those that don’t talk enough. Pat gets pictures from his colonoscopy. Lisa goes on a series of boring dates with some boring men. Songs in this episode: “Don’t Stop” Fleetwood Mac “Over My Head” Fleetwood Mac “Songbird” Fleetwood Mac …
I’m Not Your Puppet
November 09, 2022 16:55 - 56 minutes - 25.7 MBIt’s none of our business, but we think marrying a family member is ill-advised. Is it better to die when things are going well, or when things are going horribly? And, sigh, yes, “The Pig” visits the podcast. How much do you swear? If a sailor and a truck driver …
I’m In The Nude For Love
September 26, 2022 23:48 - 57 minutes - 26.2 MBLisa and Pat talk about the Queen’s passing. Lisa refuses to answer Pat’s question “What’s your all time favorite musical group?” There’s an odd woman that stands on the side of the road where Lisa lives and Pat thinks she’s a hooker. Pat has an idea for a new reality …
There’s No Need To Panic
September 08, 2022 22:07 - 53 minutes - 24.5 MBPat is to camping what Trump is to the Iron Man Marathon. But he does it anyway. The former news anchor Dan Harris has been an inspiration to Lisa to help with her anxiety with his 10% Happier book and podcast. And should gun violence be photographed and shown to …
Candy In My Pants
August 23, 2022 23:51 - 44 minutes - 20.6 MBRemembering Olivia Newton John and more. Remember the days when sports stadiums weren’t named after products? Patty gets accused of shoplifting a pumpkin. And Lisa got caught shoplifting candy in her underwear. Pat’s dog needs his anal glands expressed. “Summer dreams… ripped at the seams”. Songs in this episode: …
Guilt Will Make You Tilt
August 10, 2022 19:59 - 47 minutes - 21.6 MBPat and Lisa talk about the not-so-great-outdoors. Ever have an ear worm song you can’t get rid of? Lisa has a surefire way to get rid of one. And Pat and Lisa talk about how they might have made a difference, good or bad, in people’s lives. And sometimes, when …
Encore Presentation – Keep Your Lips Off My Chicken Legs
July 29, 2022 19:06 - 57 minutes - 23.4 MBThis is an encore presentation of one of our fan favorites that first aired back in December of 2017. Enjoy! ~Pat & Lisa
My Gay Dog Ate My Podcast
July 13, 2022 17:49 - 53 minutes - 24.6 MBMaybe some last names should be changed, like William Crotch. Hot dog eating contests are nauseating to watch. How tolerant are you of hosting long term house guests? Lisa is considering ditching the hair color for good. And, is your dog gay maybe? Songs in this episode: “The Weight” The …
I Like It
July 05, 2022 16:41 - 51 minutes - 23.8 MBLisa had a date. That is all. Oh, and she met her brother for the first time in her life. That is all. Songs in this episode: “Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini” Brian Hyland (1960) “Summer Breeze” Seals and Crofts (1972) “Diamond Girl” Seals and …
Encore Presentation – Time For A Butt Check
July 01, 2022 18:06 - 47 minutes - 21.4 MBOne of our favorite episodes, this is an encore presentation that aired back in 2014. Oh, and Lisa still has not gotten her butt checked. Songs in this episode: “What’s Going On? Marvin Gaye “Paperback Writer” The Beatles “Radetsky March” Johann Strauss “You Should be Dancing” Bee Gees “Breaking Up …
I Got Nothin’
June 10, 2022 01:29 - 53 minutes - 24.6 MBLisa is taking a break from the news. Pat and Lisa decide to do each other’s eulogies early. Pat pays tribute to his friend Alan White. And, “The Pig” makes another appearance. And Lisa is trying not to lose her sh*t over little setbacks. Songs in this episode: “Nothing from …
Hello Muddah Hello Faddah
May 24, 2022 16:22 - 53 minutes - 24.6 MBPat and Lisa ARE BACK! Thanks to our 14 listeners for your patience. Pat recently got a residual check from his stint on “Bill Nye The Science Guy”. And even though Pat and Lisa sometimes feel like the silliness they display on the podcast is inconsequential, there is a special …
So I Had A Martini
April 02, 2022 17:35 - 51 minutes - 47.4 MBLisa was put in Twitter jail for an entire week. Pat had a dream to someday be a …. trucker. Lisa does not want to live in an apartment building. Ever. Do personality tests really work? And, if a guy wanted to buy a waterbed now, could he? “No, Lisa, …
It’ll Never Happen Again
March 18, 2022 16:01 - 52 minutes - 23.8 MBPat and Lisa discuss going maskless. Pat is sick of weather forecasters being WRONG. Are you tired of working with jerks? Pat is purging and purging hard. And Pat reads one of Anne Hathaway’s favorite dirty jokes. Songs in this episode: “Jessica” The Allman Brothers Band “Happy Trails” Roy Rogers …
Probably Wrong All Along
March 10, 2022 19:20 - 54 minutes - 24.8 MBPat and Lisa reminisce about the good old days before Google. And let’s talk about apologies – sorry. How do you believe the things you believe? There’s a psychology behind it. And, it’s Girl Scout cookie season. But some people are being horribly aggressive with these kids. Songs in this …
Kneel And Let The Lord Take Your Load
March 01, 2022 01:17 - 48 minutes - 22.3 MBLisa’s dog Quince creates a delay for the podcast. Pat has a weak stomach. And Lisa has a flippy stomach. Pat is not comfortable with heights but he did a trick on the Space Needle for charity. And to our listeners, thanks again for all the money, but now Pat …
Maybe I Don’t Like You Either
February 17, 2022 22:05 - 48 minutes - 22 MBHappy and sad. Pat and Lisa have a lot of PecPod listeners to thank (happy) and a lot of celebrity deaths to report (sad). And, is your laugh weird? Songs in this episode: “Time is Tight” Booker T. and the M.G.s Theme from TV show “Dobie Gillis” “In the Still …
We Want A Do Over Already
January 12, 2022 18:20 - 53 minutes - 24.6 MBPat and Lisa pay tribute to a whole mess of people that have already shuffled off this mortal coil mere days into this New Year. Songs in this episode: “To Sir, With Love” Lulu (1963) Clip from the motion picture “Lilies of the Field” (1963) Clip from the motion …
Snip Snarly Fly Away Hair
December 28, 2021 18:48 - 40 minutes - 37.3 MB800,000 Americans have died so far from Covid. Pat has a rant for people tired of wearing a mask. Lisa buys condoms. TV ads that make you cry. And, Pat’s hair has gone completely haywire. “Yes, I own a comb!” Songs in this episode: “Last Train to Clarksville” The Monkees …
Love In A Feed Store
November 26, 2021 18:17 - 51 minutes - 23.4 MBPat and Lisa start off this episode with another Peculiar Passing. Lisa ventured out to Eastern Washington and it wasn’t pleasant. Have you ever left a voice message and THOUGHT you hung up, but didn’t? Also, Lisa hasn’t been on a date in 8 years, but her recently widowed Aunt …
Cowpox Will Give Ya Horns
November 04, 2021 20:36 - 52 minutes - 24.2 MBSome people blame this podcast for the bad luck of the people Pat and Lisa talk about. Mort Sahl is gone, but the memories will always go on. Seems like the argument over vaccines is decades old. Lisa wants to eat magic mushrooms. And she will. And “Mrs. Cashman” is …
I’ll Stick A Pin In Ya
October 15, 2021 23:56 - 53 minutes - 49.3 MBLisa is worried that Pat’s common cold is COVID. Stacking firewood is good mindless work. Pat and Lisa talk about the scary movies they saw as a kid (and shouldn’t have). And, Pat puts Lisa to the test with a couple of ethical questions. “Don’t make me mad or else!” …
Think Fast
September 26, 2021 19:25 - 41 minutes - 18.8 MBGot any autographs from famous people? Lisa has Rembrandt’s autograph. Right next to Pat’s. Goodbye to the very funny Norm MacDonald. Lisa bought Pat another dumb birthday present. Pat is voted most likely to be late. Pat and Patty goof off in the grocery store. Songs in this episode: …
Twenty Years Later
September 09, 2021 23:45 - 58 minutes - 26.7 MBPat is shocked that Lisa doesn’t like the Andy Griffith show. We say goodbye to Ed Asner and Willard Scott. What do you put on your hotdog? And, relive some really powerful, emotional audio from the the 9/11 terrorist attack with our own Tami Michaels on KOMO radio in 2001. …
Want Us Some Butterhorns
September 02, 2021 18:00 - 50 minutes - 23.1 MBSadly, lots of deaths in the music world recently. And we want to thank our PecPod contributors! Pat and Lisa reminisce about the beloved butterhorn pastry thanks to our listener Bill Kuder. How often do you sprinkle your life with some slapstick? Dollar stores are popping up everywhere now. Songs …