Random Rants with Pauly Shore
190 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 306 ratingsPauly Shore rants randomly about topics that will shock you, confuse you, scare you, warm your heart and make you laugh. This crusty wiezel takes the word 'rant' to a new level.
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Episodes
Episode 040 - "Bobby Lee's Penis and Enjoy Your Saturday"
April 01, 2017 14:40 - 36 minutes - 33.6 MBI had fun recording this one. Trump Wiezed into the White House and I'm in charge of the chicken fingers at the Comedy Store. Extra crispy, brozzz!
Episode 039 - "Gotta Lose 10 Lbs and Dinner With My Ex"
March 16, 2017 20:06 - 22 minutes - 20.9 MBRise and grind, brozz! Early Bird Catches the Wiez.
Episode 038 - "Missing My Ex"
March 08, 2017 05:56 - 23 minutes - 21.2 MBThe grass isn't always greener, you guys. Seriously.
Episode 037 - "Matzah Balls and Kellyanne Conway"
March 01, 2017 19:10 - 22 minutes - 20.6 MBFood for the soul is what I needed to make me feel better. Jewish soup is super yum, you guys. Kellyanne Conway's hot too, right? She can deflect any question. I'd love to be next to her, not in a sexual way, either. Would love to grab a drink with her and get hammered and talk about the orange baboon. She'z got stories, brozzz!
Episode 036 - "Kids Today, Black Dudes and White Chicks"
February 17, 2017 21:04 - 21 minutes - 19.8 MBI thought I was wild when I was a kid but, dude, I was nothing like today's kids. Twitter should change their name to Clitter. Also, black penises are gorgeous. They're like sea serpents in the sky.
Episode 035 - "Kirk Fox Is Getting Married!"
February 15, 2017 20:25 - 35 minutes - 32.5 MBIf the Ostrich can settle down and get married, so can the Wiez.
Episode 034 - "Joe Rogan & I Are Friends and Adam Sandler Is King"
February 07, 2017 05:36 - 29 minutes - 26.7 MBI shed a tear tonight, you guys. Had some alone time with sweet baby Joe. Also, no one can stop Adam Sandler. May the force be with Jew!
Episode 033 - "Ban All Wiezelz"
January 29, 2017 18:37 - 20 minutes - 18.6 MBTrump! Wtf, bro? Spatch, spatch, super spatch! Not cool, dude.
Episode 032 - "I'm Burnt and Mexico & US Should Pay for the Wall"
January 27, 2017 08:23 - 21 minutes - 20.1 MBI'm like a piece of toast. My chest needs to be scraped, and my toe jam needs to be cleaned out. Gnarly, right? I think Mexico and the US should go Dutch on the wall.
Episode 031 - "Trump Is Our Prez and Dad turns 90"
January 22, 2017 18:16 - 32 minutes - 29.8 MBI still can't believe the orange baboon is our president. He's so wild, you guys. Happy 90th, Dad. I love you.
Episode 030 - "Neal Brennan on Netflix and Dad's 90th Bday at The Comedy Store
January 20, 2017 06:22 - 28 minutes - 26.6 MBEncore! Encore! Way to go, Neal. You're Netflix special was very unique, just like your posture. Dad's 90th birthday is going to be awesome.
Episode 029 - "Sara Patti"
January 14, 2017 08:33 - 21 minutes - 20.2 MBSara Patti is the number-one fan of Random Rants. She emails me often at [email protected]. Love you, Patti Melt.
Episode 028 - "Saying Bye to Obama"
January 11, 2017 03:53 - 20 minutes - 18.5 MBLoved him even though I never met him. Thank you for being you, Barry. See ya in Hawaii where we'll smoke some ganja, doood. Michelle. Whaddup, gurrrl?!
Episode 027 - "Wrongfully Accused and the Golden Globes"
January 09, 2017 19:36 - 17 minutes - 15.7 MBI wanna party with dudes who were wrongfully accused for crimes they didn't commit. I want to get them wasted and laid, dude. Yet another year I won't be going to the Golden Globes. Not cool, brozzz!
Episode 026 - "President-Elect"
January 04, 2017 06:56 - 28 minutes - 26.4 MBOrange baboon! What's up, bro? Have you banged any interns yet on the same desk that Bill banged Monica or what? Talk to me. C'mon, bro. You're lagging.
Episode 025 - "Dad's 90th Birthday"
January 03, 2017 06:57 - 24 minutes - 22.1 MBLet's all give a round of applause for my dad Sammy Shore! He's gonna outlive us all. Getting ready for his 90th birthday. God bless him.
Episode 024 - "Bye to 2016 and Korean Spas"
January 01, 2017 00:29 - 43 minutes - 40.2 MBSo long, suckazz! Dude, why is your pee-pee so small? I love looking at naked Asian men, brozz!
023 - "My Christmas in Gilbert"
December 26, 2016 22:53 - 26 minutes - 23.9 MBHad such an awesome time with Allie Boo Boo and her family. Thank you for taking me in and showing me love. Son in Law 2016!!!
Episode 022 - "Buffalo Hotel and Life Before the Internet"
December 17, 2016 18:56 - 30 minutes - 28 MBI'm living large, brozz! I Love fluffy hotel rooms on the road. Life was easier back in the day before our brains were all mush. Not cool, doodz!
Episode 021 - "Girlfriend's for Christmas and Buffalo"
December 17, 2016 09:29 - 28 minutes - 25.9 MBHere comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, coming to Gilbert, AZ. OJ was great on the Bills.
Episode 20 - "Prison Shows and Naps"
December 11, 2016 01:36 - 21 minutes - 20.2 MBObsessed with MSN Lock Up. Definitely makes me feel better about my living situation. If two dudes can live in harmony in a 5x7 ft jail cell, I can live in my four-plex just fine. I'm tired. Goodnight.
Episode 019 - "My NYC Trip Was Trippy"
December 08, 2016 13:16 - 15 minutes - 14.7 MBThank you so much for letting me bite into your big apple. Love the city! NYC is my second home.
Episode 018 "The Real Deal"
December 03, 2016 17:45 - 26 minutes - 24.7 MBThere's fakes and posers, people who are not transparent. But his one's the real deal.
Episode 017 - "Feeling It"
November 29, 2016 06:50 - 19 minutes - 18 MBYeah, dawg! Let's do this. I got back my mojo and I'm looking for a dojo... brooo!
Episode 016 - "Looking Back"
November 26, 2016 04:18 - 15 minutes - 13.9 MBMmmmmm, I like what I see. The past is quite bright.
Episode 015 - "Fly-Over States"
November 23, 2016 05:10 - 14 minutes - 13.7 MBWhere's my swamp people at?! Love the tertiary markets. (That means third-tier, bro.) The towns in between the small towns. Carnies with moles on their necks. Love these peeps.
Episode 014 - "Frustrated with My Stand Up"
November 20, 2016 03:55 - 16 minutes - 15.3 MBI've been doing this for over 25 years, you guys. And guess what, I'm still trying to figure it out. Stand up is very fragile.
Episode 013 - "Feeling Good"
November 18, 2016 06:49 - 16 minutes - 15.3 MBI'm in my happy place. Super fuzzies, you guyz. All I need is some cocoa. Yum yum, brooz.
Episode 012 - "Steve Bannon"
November 15, 2016 01:39 - 13 minutes - 12.5 MBHeil Hitler! Heil Hitler!
Episode 011 - "My Life Now and More Trump"
November 12, 2016 06:26 - 18 minutes - 17.4 MBI'm just the average Joe, traveling town-to-town, peddling my comedic goods. I can't believe the red baboon's our president. That's DEFINITELY not cool. God help us all!
Episode 010 - "Trump"
November 09, 2016 17:43 - 15 minutes - 13.9 MBBye, you guyz. It was nice knowing you. I'm moving to Canada. Maple syrup, brozz!
Episode 009 - "Night Before the Election"
November 08, 2016 06:42 - 12 minutes - 11.6 MBI'm scared, really scared. But then again... fuck it. What happens, happens. Regardless, you guys are my fans and I am your Wiez!
Episode 008 - "San Antonio Airport"
November 06, 2016 12:43 - 22 minutes - 20.9 MBEveryone's staring at me. Not cool, dood! I'm just trying to rant to my fans. I need a margarita.
Episode 007 - "What's in My Head"
October 29, 2016 06:37 - 14 minutes - 13.7 MBYou definitely have to hear this one. The stuff that's in my head is quite bizarre.
Episode 006 - "Life Before the Internet"
October 26, 2016 18:09 - 14 minutes - 12.9 MBIt was so much easier before the internet. Now, our brains are mush. Not cool, doodz!
Episode 005 - "Glass Half Full and Traveling"
October 21, 2016 22:15 - 17 minutes - 16.4 MBI'm alive. I can walk and breathe. Doing better than most. Gotta get out to the people because that's my happy place.
Episode 004 - "Clinton vs Trump and Middle America"
October 15, 2016 00:06 - 17 minutes - 16.1 MBIt's like the "Thrilla in Manila". Her versus him. What's gonna happen? Who's gonna win? Hillary don't diss the fly over states!!!
Episode 003 - "What I've Been up to and Allie Boo Boo"
October 14, 2016 23:36 - 21 minutes - 19.9 MBI'm the average Joe, just hanging out with my sweet babe Allie Boo Boo. We're just doing our thing.
Episode 002 - "Caitlyn Jenner, Social Media, and the Gym"
October 14, 2016 23:29 - 19 minutes - 18 MBI'm all confused and I don't know what to do. Everyone's going cray cray!
Episode 001 - "Welcome to Random Rants!"
October 14, 2016 23:26 - 13 minutes - 12.1 MBI got rants in my pants and I gotta get 'em to your ear lobes, brozz! Welcome. This is from me to you. Let's do this!