Painting Pictures with Gabriel Roberts
93 episodes - English - Latest episode: 11 months ago - ★★★★★ - 9 ratingsGabriel Roberts mixes interview, comedy, rants, bad accents, and amateur guitar for delicious nuggets of aural pleasure
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Episodes
Rosie The Bedwetter
August 12, 2015 18:36 - 36 minutes - 33.8 MBOne rainy evening in Paonia, I met a little dog named Rosie... also, the struggle with coffee is real and ongoing, people who put their trash out too early really bother me, and Matt Damon and Emily Blunt shtir shomething deep inshide me.
Death in the Afternoon
August 04, 2015 16:29 - 40 minutes - 37.3 MBOne hundred and five grasshoppers killed in twelve minutes. House of Cards, house sitting, and calf injuries are discussed. Why to let people treat you like an idiot sometimes. Announcements!
Spring Fever
July 24, 2015 22:04 - 17 minutes - 16.2 MBA spring fever yarn from freshman year of high school in Sacramento, CA. A glass is dropped and I reflect on who is to blame?
The Groover brought to you by Breakfast Tacos
July 09, 2015 18:26 - 48 minutes - 44.5 MBA solo shimmy from summer storm-soaked Paonia, CO. Rafting, grooving, waking up without an alarm, and iphone voice memos are discussed. Plus a musical interlude from my very own fingers.
A Can of Seasoned Black Beans
June 05, 2015 00:06 - 39 minutes - 36.2 MBWelcome to summer in Colorado with a solo podcast-barrier-busting confidence-booster. I AM FUNNY, THESE PODCASTS MATTER: I prove it with jokes about Ground Beef Cooking, the magazine, hand-grown avocados, and a glimpse inside podcasting process.
Forespreca with Arendse Lund
May 20, 2015 00:33 - 1 hour - 66.9 MBWriter, Elsewhere Studios resident and medievalist of Danish origin Arendse Lund joins Painting Pictures to talk Paonia, writing, medievalism, and translating Hans Christian Andersen.
Today I Am Not Drinking Coffee
May 13, 2015 17:29 - 33 minutes - 30.4 MBAfter nine straight days of coffee, I take a day off. With a pot of Earl Gray Tea, I discuss caffeine, painting, cast iron, and grasshoppers.
Petting Goats with Ky Burt
May 08, 2015 16:55 - 1 hour - 72.2 MBKy Burt the bearded and talented troubadour joins Painting Pictures for a post-goat-petting Paonia conversation about airplanes, commuting to work from a remote campsite in the national forest, making music, sense of place, and his upcoming summer tour.
Stand-up Art Rant
April 28, 2015 23:22 - 36 minutes - 33.1 MBA solo rant about being an artist, taking commissions, trying to sell art, and crap art of the $150 and $25,000 variety.
Topher Dalrymple and James Wop in Plastic Texas
April 21, 2015 14:35 - 1 hour - 68.4 MBA three-way Paonia Palaver with local gentlemen Topher Dalrymple and James Wop aka "JC". On a snowy spring Saturday in Paonia, we discuss horses, laboring for the man and for oneself, cosmic soup, loss of virginity, fracking, and the future of humanity.
Dear Doctor Roberts
April 14, 2015 18:14 - 34 minutes - 31.9 MBA solo Paonia shimmy from inside Suzy Subaru: ditch swimming, plant watering, cabbage eating, cheesy painting, Picasso analysis, and nutritional cooking demo prepping.
Grid Speak with Karolina Fernandez
April 07, 2015 19:27 - 1 hour - 64.8 MBMechanical engineer, traveler, Paonia-lover and non-comedian Karolina Fernandez joins Painting Pictures to talk solar energy, community, relationships, and mindfulness.
I'm Not a Big Dude
March 31, 2015 16:27 - 41 minutes - 38.3 MBA solo slipstream slinger episode from my breakfast table in Paonia, CO. A life/health/work sharing session, sky beam interruption, cast iron update, and Paonia news bulletin all squished together for forty-something minutes of joy.
Chris Garre Fracks the Fork
March 24, 2015 20:19 - 1 hour - 86.8 MBEnvironmental activist, improv comic, tango dancer, clergyman, inspector, gearhead, and tiny-house builder Chris Garre joins Painting Pictures to discuss Ute Indians, Paonia populace and politics, and oil and gas extraction.
Joe Gruen in the Sun
February 25, 2015 21:51 - 1 hour - 88.1 MBJoe Gruen, co-host of the sacramento sensation podcast of yesteryear "The Cream and The Clear", rejoins Gabriel to riff on ISIS, Cast Iron Pans, Valentine's Day, The Oscars, The Sun, and Stains on Clothes.
Creative Vagaries with John Climenhaga
February 11, 2015 19:08 - 1 hour - 76.6 MBAuthor, actor, sound engineer, scratch golfer, band manager, symphony conductor, and extremely nice guy John Climenhaga joins Painting Pictures to talk music industry, being an artist, and his dream of living in Paonia.
Grandpas Cheese Barn
December 15, 2014 19:08 - 53 minutes - 49 MBA solo hodgepodge techno-rant, fireside from Paonia, CO. Various life updates, man vs. computer, overly suggestive texting, and the construction worker's blues. Meanwhile, a spicy soup is cooked.
Yeah Girl with Brodie Kinder
December 01, 2014 19:08 - 57 minutes - 52.9 MBA Thanksgiving day backyard apple-peeling conversation with the illustrious musician and "Yeah Girl" Brodie Kinder. Willpower, living with cripples, novelty, and "getting your propers" are discussed.
I Ate Too Much Pasta
November 19, 2014 19:09 - 52 minutes - 47.8 MBFresh off a steel rod stab wound, a cry for sympathy from Paonia, CO. A strange Spanish voice translated by a strange computer voice, the joys of parsley pesto ice cubes, and the woes of overeating.
I Live in Paonia Now
October 21, 2014 18:09 - 1 hour - 65.4 MBFrom my sweet single-wide home in Paonia, CO, a solo hodgepodge with a life update, advice for youth, chocolate power, BART complaints, the majesty of the kiss, love for San Francisco, and the sickness of Facebook messaging.
Gone Fishin
August 19, 2014 18:08 - 54 minutes - 50.1 MBA solo sweetie from the tranquil town of Smith River, CA: coffee as a diuretic, sheep!, fishin' in the Klamath, stirring medieval muscles, and carrot-peeling camping update from Mel.
The RV Game
August 12, 2014 18:09 - 1 hour - 66.6 MBFrom the roads of Montana, Idaho, Washington, Oregon, and California, a solo hodgepodge spectacular dedicated to Suzy Subaru. Included are the story of Montana bomb shelter Mark's Ark, Camping Expert Mel's run-in with another camper
Put it in a Box with Brodie Kinder and Chris Garre
August 04, 2014 18:09 - 1 hour - 73.2 MBHear it now! A three-way Paonia Gentlemen Conversation from an undisclosed house-sit outside of Paonia, CO. Chris Garre, tango-dancing knight of the Colorado Environment and Brodie Kinder, hot-handed open-hearted troubadour join me for a conversation abou
Bootstrap Bill's Post-Paonia Rambler
July 29, 2014 18:08 - 1 hour - 66.9 MBRichly varied, accent-laden, emotionally vibrant post-Paonia podcast update from Jackson, WY, featuring Bootstrap Bill, Mel the Camping Expert, and two songs from Brodie Kinder.
Desert Golf Vacations with Naropa Sabine
July 09, 2014 18:08 - 1 hour - 70.2 MBArtist, snappy dresser, zen master, and dirty joker Naropa Sabine joins from his studio in Paonia, CO to talk art school, zen meditation, and San Francisco's soul. Plus a cameo from grand garden gnome Ryan Strand.
Garden Grasshoppers
July 02, 2014 18:09 - 42 minutes - 39.1 MBActually painting pictures with Gabriel Roberts—in this episode listen to what passes through my mind as I paint a picture. Also garden grasshopper bludgeoning and cherry flatulence are discussed.
Inner Atmosphere with Vincent Mario
June 23, 2014 18:08 - 1 hour - 92.1 MBDrawer of pictures, creator of stories, thrower of frisbees and California Kid Vincent Mario joins to discuss states of consciousness, cats, farming, paradox, and Paonia.
Cat Cafe with Yasmine Pekonen
June 17, 2014 18:09 - 1 hour - 87.9 MBFrom Paonia, CO, artist and fellow Elsewhere Studios Resident Yasmine Pekonen joins Painting Pictures to discuss cats, creativity, destiny, and Finland. Podcast includes special real-talk personal analysis of marijuana.
The Filling Station
June 11, 2014 18:08 - 34 minutes - 31.4 MBFrom Paonia CO comes another solo hodgepodge special-pants warm fuzzy audio adventure. Peony plucking and oral hygeine are discussed. Brought to you by the Filling Station: "No gum, just gas"
Bienvenidos a Nevada
June 03, 2014 18:09 - 38 minutes - 35 MBBrought to you by the state of Nevada! From the Gingerbread House in Paonia, CO, comes a solo hodgepodge shiny tidbit podcast with Colorado beauty, America's loneliest road, daredevil birds, and Tomatoes the cat.
Cosa No Mangiare with Mucho Poopy
May 27, 2014 18:08 - 46 minutes - 42.5 MBItalian author, adventurer, and pooper Mucho Poopy joins to discuss his new book; backyard fauna and summer plans are updated; the new movie "Chef" is reviewed.
Shoe Trees with David Waks
May 20, 2014 18:08 - 1 hour - 96.2 MBDavid Waks brings his glorious smile to Painting Pictures to discuss deep webs, the evolution of cool, and earning one billion dollars.
Dear Doctor Jat
May 12, 2014 18:08 - 1 hour - 58.7 MBA five-part solo spectacular featuring Facebook photo posting advice, a letter to a chiropractor, and a very strange phonecall.
Cinco de Podcast
May 06, 2014 18:08 - 36 minutes - 33.8 MBCelebrating Mexican heritage and the month of May with a solo springtime shortie podcast sweetie.
Beware of Dog
April 29, 2014 18:08 - 53 minutes - 48.7 MBNot for the faint of heart! A solo comedy podcast in six parts: coffee addiction, having to pee, tree lights, meditation class, dandruff update, beware of dog.
A Confederacy of Dunces
April 21, 2014 18:08 - 1 hour - 63.3 MBA post-Easter solo hodgepodge extravaganza episode featuring the mockingbird's song, the teakettle's shriek, and a guide to maintaining emotional health.
Lucy Roberts Veggie Burrito Progenitor
April 14, 2014 18:08 - 1 hour - 83.4 MBWellness guru Lucy Roberts joins Painting Pictures to discuss trends in food and health
John Moses Girdler in "Kentucky Roots"
April 11, 2014 18:09 - 1 hour - 65.5 MBThe first half of my conversation with artist and adventurer John Moses Girdler. We learn about John's childhood in Kentucky and Kazakh culture.
Painting Pictures Update April 2014
April 07, 2014 18:09 - 23 minutes - 21.5 MBA brief update on the state of affairs of the Painting Pictures podcast
Citrus Peeling with Matt Dyer
April 07, 2014 18:08 - 1 hour - 103 MBFuture doctor and meditating mindful man Matt Dyer talks self-discovery and the health benefits of citrus
"Dastrahan" with John Moses Girdler
April 07, 2014 18:08 - 1 hour - 59 MBJoining from the Northern region of Kazakhstan, artist and traveller John Moses Girdler talks global shift and his perfect sandwhich.
Pizza Boss with Matthew Donofrio
March 31, 2014 18:08 - 1 hour - 69.8 MBEn route to San Francisco, Matthew talks being an artist, living in Sacramento, and where to get pizza in Jersey
Introducing Painting Pictures
March 20, 2014 18:08 - 31 minutes - 28.8 MBEverything you need to know about the Painting Pictures podcast