Ben and CJ read Why Do Men Have Nipples? It's basically fun fact tweets! We talk about how pig pen was the poor kid, voting for people who do good impressions, agoraphobes who like to fist fight, single guys hanging out at bus stops, Fred Flintstone gets therapy, that guy with long ass fingernails can't text, Ben gets acupuncture, CJ is scared of acupuncture, TikTokers who don't think Hellen Keller is real, CJ's disembodied and freezing cold arm, diarrhea bite stick, Reagan kills Droopy Dog, and peeing into bottles.