Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast
339 episodes - English - Latest episode: 18 days ago - ★★★★★ - 535 ratingsOut on the Lanai is a podcast dedicated to the innovative 80's sitcom, The Golden Girls. Each week, hosts (and GG superfans) H. Alan Scott/Sadie Pines and Kerri Doherty watch and dissect an episode of the show, invite a guest over, or watch literally anything featuring Bea Arthur, Betty White, Rue McClanahan and/or Estelle Getty.
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Golden Girls: S4E1 - Yes, We Have No Havanas
May 24, 2016 15:44 - 52 minutesH. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 4 premiere episode “Yes, We Have No Havanas,” where they discuss showering with dead bodies, the joke How I Met Your Mother stole, and if H. Alan maybe... MAYBE solved an Unsolved Mystery. And if you're in the Los Angeles area on June 6th, come to Out On The Lanai's next live show as part of the highly anticipated release of Mike Denison's #BeaADay coloring book! Reserve your FREE tickets at OutOnTheLanai.com/live Learn more about your a...
Golden Girls: S3E25 - Mother's Day
May 17, 2016 15:54 - 56 minutesH. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 3 finale episode “Mother's Day,” where they discuss Blanche's real age, Alice Ghostley's amazing performance, and whether or not Kerri is actually a ghost.And if you're going to be in the Los Angeles area on Saturday 6/4, join us for another live recording of the podcast as we celebrate the launch of Mike Denison's highly-anticipated #BeaADay coloring book! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: S3E24 - Mister Terrific
May 03, 2016 06:55 - 52 minutesH. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 3 episode “Mister Terrific,” where they discuss Mr. Terrific’s constant shouting, the parallels to the Bernie Sander’s campaign, and the unsettling number of sexual predators working on a kids’ show. Visit OutOnTheLanai.com for more GG fun! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls SPECIAL EPISODE - Marc Sotkin, former Golden Girls writer
April 26, 2016 14:43 - 53 minutesIn another very special episode of “Out on the Lanai,” H. Alan and Kerri chat with Golden Girls writer and showrunner (seasons 5-7) Marc Sotkin, who reveals the meaning behind the the 3 “Ebb Tide” episode titles, the actor who was first cast as the chef on on The Golden Palace, and how he paid for improv classes with underwear. And don’t forget to check out Marc’s new animated project, The Improbables at theimprobablesshow.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: S3E23 - Mixed Blessings LIVE with Baron Vaughn & Ed Droste
April 19, 2016 16:23 - 1 hourIt’s Out on the Lanai LIVE! In this episode recorded at The Nerdist Showroom in Hollywood, H. Alan and Kerri are joined by Baron Vaughn (Girls, Grace and Frankie) to talk about Rose and Blanche’s blackface for the season 3 episode Mixed Blessings! Ed Droste (Grizzly Bear) also joined to teach H. Alan how to play an emo version of the GG theme song! Thanks to Vintage Enoteca, Mitch Bisschop & Katherine Leon for all the support! Visit OutOnTheLanai.com for more! Learn more about your ad ...
Golden Girls: S3E22 - Rose's Big Adventure
April 12, 2016 17:34 - 39 minutesH. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 3 episode Rose’s Big Adventure, where they discuss terrible construction plans, the man who jumped off the boat, and how something that tastes like cheesecake and ice cream could actually smell disgusting. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: S3E21 - Larceny and Old Lace
April 05, 2016 07:02 - 38 minutesH. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 3 episode Larceny and Old Lace, where they discuss the contents of their respective diaries, how many sheep it would take to spell Rose’s name in a field, and the fact that this episode doesn’t really have a resolution. Visit OutOnTheLanai.com for more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls SPECIAL EPISODE (UPDATED) - Jim Colucci, author of Golden Girls Forever
March 29, 2016 19:58 - 59 minutesIn another special episode of Out on the Lanai, H. Alan and Kerri sit down with author and entertainment writer Jim Colucci to discuss his new book, Golden Girls Forever: an Unauthorized Look Behind the Lanai, which has been 10 years in the making and something every GG superfan should own! In this episode, Jim offers up fun facts about the series (like which GG taping Lucille Ball allegedly attended), talks about how he obtained rare, behind-the-scenes photos for the book, and tells one of t...
Golden Girls: S3E20 - Gaby Dunn & Timothy Simons
March 23, 2016 04:47 - 1 hourVeep's Timothy Simons joins H. Alan and guest co-host, Gaby Dunn, to chat about the season 3 episode And Ma Makes Three. We chatted about the weird way H. Alan's tattoo brought Tim to us, the creepiness of Dorothy's boyfriend Raymond, and how Dorothy was basically a dummy. This episode was brought to you by Squarespace. Visit OutOnTheLanai.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls - Golden Vacation
March 15, 2016 15:53 - 8 minutesHey all you golden fans! H. Alan and Kerri are taking the week off after last weeks exhausting Golden Moments two-parter. BUT, we need your help with something! Have a listen... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: S3E18/19 - Golden Moments Part 1 & 2
March 08, 2016 17:53 - 47 minutesKerri and H. Alan go guest-less for the season 3 hour-long episode Golden Moments, where they go along for the ride with the girls as they reminisce about episodes past! Visit OutOnTheLanai.com for more!Today's episode was brought to you by Squarespace. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: S3E17 - Andy Herren
March 01, 2016 18:25 - 42 minutesAndy Herren (CBS's Big Brother) joins H. Alan to talk about My Brother, My Father, where we first meet Sophia's brother Uncle Angelo. We chat about the awesomeness of Rose and Blanche in this episode, Big Brother strategy, and of course, the secret love between Dorothy and Stan. Visit OutOnTheLanai.com for more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: SPECIAL EPISODE - Shawn Schepps
February 23, 2016 07:54 - 1 hourIn a very special episode of “Out on the Lanai,” H. Alan and Kerri sit down with Shawn Schepps, who played Blanche’s daughter Becky in the season 3 episode “Blanche’s Little Girl!” They chat about her experience on the show, her fun writing credits (including Encino Man!), and the size of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s schwarzenegger. Today's episode was brought to you by Squarespace. Visit OutOnTheLanai.com for more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: S3E16 - Liana Maeby
February 16, 2016 08:08 - 41 minutesLiana Maeby (Author: South on Highland) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 episode Grab That Dough, where they talk about their own game show experiences, 69-ing, and how Dorothy could have grabbed more dough. It’s a Lucy Lee Flippin good time! Visit OutOnTheLanai.com for more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: S3E15 - Dave Holmes
February 09, 2016 08:25 - 1 hourDave Holmes (Esquire, new book Party of One coming out in June) joins H. Alan and special guest co-host, Eliot Glazer, to chat about the episode Dorothy's New Friend. Dave and H. Alan reminisce about St. Louis, Barbara Thorndyke is hated, and we learn Eliot hates crapes WTF?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: SPECIAL EPISODE - Tracy Gamble
February 02, 2016 21:22 - 1 hourIn a very special episode of Out on the Lanai, Golden Girls writer Tracy Gamble joins H. Alan and Kerri to discuss his experiences writing on the show from seasons 4-7, including the origin of the idea for the infamous 72 Hours episode and what the girls thought of the series coming to an end. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: S3E14 - Adam Ramzi
January 26, 2016 16:36 - 54 minutesAdam Ramzi (adult entertainer, writer) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 episode Blanche's Little Girl, where they get into a big debate about whether the women were hypocrites for also calling Becky fat, a weird moment involving a suitcase, and why this episode's ending was one of the sweetest.Today's episode is brought to you by Squarespace and Mack Weldon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
OUTTAKES LOL
January 26, 2016 03:52 - 5 minutesTake a glimpse behind the scenes of Out on the Lanai as Kerri and H. Alan attempt to record a Mack Weldon ad. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: S3E13 - Eliot Glazer
January 19, 2016 09:41 - 1 hourEliot Glazer (Broad City, Younger) is back on the podcast, and it's super great. He an H. Alan (Kerri is away on a special Golden assignment) watched "The Artist," where they discussed how obviously gay Laszlo was, practical jokes, and how hard the ladies nipples got while they crushed hard on Laszlo. Visit OutOnTheLanai.com for more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: S3E12 - Ted Evans & Zoran Gvojic
January 12, 2016 06:24 - 1 hourTed Evans and Zoran Gvojic (Low Carb Comedy) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 episode “Charlie’s Buddy,” where they discuss the crappy excuse for a zoo, why Buddy is a terrible con artist, and why Bea Arthur refused to use the zipper. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: S3E11 - Andrew Michaan & Zed Cutsinger
January 05, 2016 06:39 - 54 minutesAndrew Michaan (Seven Tattoos podcast) and Zed Cutsinger (Views from the Vista podcast) join H. Alan (Kerri on a special Golden assignment) for the season 3 episode "Three on a Couch." We tackle how Blanche is smart (not sexy), how the girls are super mean to Rose, and whether or not Sophia is racist. Visit OutOnTheLanai.com for more GG fun! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: S3E10 - Margot Leitman
December 22, 2015 02:27 - 56 minutesMargot Leitman (Author, Long Story Short: The Only Storytelling Guide You’ll Ever Need) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 episode “The Audit,” where they discuss bad pawn shop business, doing taxes, and the frustration over not knowing if Sophia was ever relieved of her bout of constipation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: S3E9 - Brent Sullivan
December 15, 2015 09:33 - 58 minutesBrent Sullivan (The Pete Holmes Show) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 episode “A Visit From Little Sven,” where they discuss Sven’s fluctuating intelligence, getting turned on by dick cakes, and whether knock knock jokes can actually cure manic depression. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: S3E8 - Brittani Nichols
December 08, 2015 08:00 - 58 minutesBrittani Nichols (Transparent) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 episode “Brotherly Love,” where they discuss Ted’s abysmal acting, Dorothy’s amazing faceplant, and Sophia’s amazing moment with a saucepan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: S3E7 - Sierra Santana
December 01, 2015 07:01 - 51 minutesSierra Santana (Buzzfeed Original Videos) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 episode “Strange Bedfellows,” where they discuss the randomness of Gill’s secret, Blanche’s bold color choices, and GLITTER SHIT! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: Special Episode - Lyn Greene
November 24, 2015 08:00 - 1 hourIn a very special episode of Out Out the Lanai, H. Alan and Kerri are joined by the talented woman who played a young Dorothy Zbornak on The Golden Girls! Writer/Producer/Actor Lyn Greene chats about the role she originally auditioned for, Bea Arthur’s reaction to her performance, and offers some sage advice for young people aspiring to work in entertainment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: S3E6 - Selena Coppock
November 17, 2015 08:05 - 57 minutesSelena Coppock (Author: The New Rules for Blondes) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 episode “Letters to Gorbachev,” where they discuss drapey bathrobes, Blanche’s brilliant spit take, and how adorable Sophia is when she sings, “Thanks for the Medicare!” This episode is brought to you by Squarespace. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: S3E5 - Chris Thayer
November 10, 2015 16:18 - 1 hourChris Thayer (The Pete Holmes Show, Weathermen on TBS) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 episode “Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself,” where they discuss their own greatest fears, how fun Dorothy is while drunk on a plane, and Blanche’s weird owl outfit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: S3E4 - Lauren Reeves
November 03, 2015 16:53 - 55 minutesLauren Reeves (Late Show with David Letterman) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 episode “The Housekeeper,” where they discuss Dorothy’s bizarre pronunciation of “Marguerite,” how the show handled race, and why the hell four women who are home all the time and often talk about being frugal with their money got a housekeeper to begin with? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: Special Episode - Stan Zimmerman
October 27, 2015 06:06 - 1 hourGolden Girls writer Stan Zimmerman joins H. Alan and Kerri for this very special episode of Out on the Lanai! They interview him about how he got the gig, which girl he bonded with the most, and how often he’s asked if Dorothy’s famous ex was named after him! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: S3E3 - Erin Mallory Long
October 20, 2015 05:36 - 1 hourErin Mallory Long (The Best of Friends podcast) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 episode “Bringing up Baby,” where they discuss Blanche trying to pimp one of her sons out to Dorothy, Sophia’s inconsistent blindness, and how you can totally see the pig’s butthole for nearly an entire scene. And be sure to catch Erin’s podcast on the Headgum network! Today’s episode is brought to you by Squarespace. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: S3E2 - Kit Williamson & John Halbach
October 13, 2015 07:00 - 1 hourKit Williamson & John Halbach (Eastsiders) join H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 episode “One for the Money,” where they discuss how no one washed their hands after handling raw chicken, the girls’ terrible business plan for a catering company, and why Rose’s dance solo is the greatest f**king thing, EVER. And be sure to check out Kit and John’s series at eastsiderstheseries.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: S3E1 - Jake Hurwitz & Amir Blumenfeld
October 06, 2015 04:49 - 1 hourJake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld (Jake and Amir, If I Were You) join H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 3 premiere “Old Friends,” where they discuss when it’s OK to shove a child, Jenny Lewis’s Emmy-worthy performance, and how excited they all are now that Out on the Lanai is part of Jake and Amir’s Headgum podcast network! Be sure to check out all of their great shows at Headgum.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: S2E26 - Worst Golden Girls Episode EVER
October 02, 2015 01:08 - 50 minutesIn the season 2 series finale of OOTL, Kerri and H. Alan go guest-less for “Empty Nests,” which is objectively The Golden Girls’ worst episode of all time. They talk about the history of the spin-off, the crazy line of dialogue that the show ended on, and… you know what? It doesn’t even matter. This episode was terrible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: S2E25 - Mitch Bisschop
September 22, 2015 02:10 - 49 minutesMitch Bisschop (@deanwinkleson) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode "Piece of Cake," where they discuss how Mr. Ha Ha got his job as a clown, Estelle's first time playing her own age, and how much Rose's moving monologue made them want to weep like babies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: S2E24 - Satya Bhabha
September 15, 2015 07:00 - 1 hourIn the most explosive OOTL episode yet, Satya Bhabha (New Girl) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “To Catch a Neighbor,” where they pretty much spend the entire episode passionately debating about whether Blanche wanted to sleep with George Clooney. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: S2E23 - Adam Newman
September 08, 2015 07:00 - 52 minutesAdam Newman (Late Show with David Letterman) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “Son-in-Law Dearest” where they discuss Bea Arthur’s ties to I Love Lucy, the abundance of nightgowns, and whether Sophia farted herself to sleep. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: S2E22 - Leah Dubie
September 01, 2015 07:00 - 58 minutesLeah Dubie (Sundance TV’s “The Approval Matrix”) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “Diamond in the Rough,” where they discuss why Jake is the hottest man any of the women have dated, banquet-planning anxieties, and how to properly warm up your mouth before eating hot soup (spoiler alert: it’s by eating HOT SOUP.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: S2E21 - Beowulf Jones
August 25, 2015 07:00 - 52 minutesBeowulf Jones (Risk! podcast) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “Dorothy’s Prized Pupil,” where they discuss Mario Lopez’s bad acting, Rose’s summer shorts, and wonder why Dorothy’s picture is in the paper. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: S2E20 - Zach Sherwin
August 18, 2015 07:02 - 59 minutesZach Sherwin (Epic Rap Battles of History) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “Whose Face is This, Anyway?” where they discuss Fess Parker jokes, Blanche’s constant flip-flopping, Fess Parker jokes, their favorite Trader Joe’s products, and how this episode had too many Fess Parker jokes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls SPECIAL EPISODE - The Cast of 'Golden Girls Still Alive'
August 13, 2015 17:08 - 37 minutesH. Alan and Kerri chat with the cast of ‘Golden Girls Still Alive’, a crazy popular live reimagining of The Golden Girls in Los Angeles. Featuring Sherry Vine, Jackie Beat, Selene Luna, Drew Droege and Sam Pancake! The show runs every THURSDAY, FRIDAY & SATURDAYat 8pm & 10pm and SUNDAY at 7pm & 9pm starting AUGUST 13th through 23th, 2015! For tickets and theater info, click here: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/1388497 or by phone at 1-800-838-3006 EVENT #1388497.And remember, stay gol...
Golden Girls: S2E19 - Cyrina Fiallo
August 11, 2015 07:00 - 58 minutesCyrina Fiallo (Community, Glee) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “Long Day’s Journey Into Marinara,” where they discuss the episode’s connection to Who’s The Boss, how a chicken could escape a condo, and why Kerri (still) thinks Rose is an alien. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: S2E18 - LIVE! With Eliot Glazer, Lenora Claire & Jonny McGovern
August 04, 2015 07:00 - 1 hourIt’s Out On the Lanai LIVE! Eliot Glazer, Lenora Claire, and Jonny McGovern join H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “Forgive Me, Father,” where they discuss dating priests, show the audience a REAL artifact from the set of the show, and sing along to some original GG music! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: S2E17 - Ben Siemon
July 28, 2015 07:00 - 43 minutesBen Siemon (UCB, Story Pirates) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “Bedtime Stories,” where they discuss the appeal of clip shows, why putting chipped beef in someone’s purse is an asshole thing to do, and whether God sounds like Bea Arthur. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: S2E16 - Mike Falzone
July 21, 2015 07:00 - 57 minutesYoutube Superstar Mike Falzone (Welcome to Our Podcast) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “And Then There Was One,” where they discuss whether Rose is an extraterrestrial being, if it’s acceptable to eat spaghetti for breakfast, and if Kerri is terrible with children. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: S2E14 - Glennis & Matt McCarthy
July 14, 2015 07:00 - 55 minutesMarried comedy power couple Glennis and Matt McCarthy (Gorgeous Ladies of Comedy, We Watch Wrestling Podcast) join H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “Before and After,” where they discuss edible panties, bad roommate experiences, and why it’s incredibly important to wear shoes in a hospital. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: S2E14 - Claire Titelman
July 07, 2015 07:00 - 1 hourClaire Titelman (Chelsea Lately) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “The Actor,” where they discuss childhood theater roles, Blanche’s fake balloon boobs, and what might be Dorothy’s best outfit of all time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Golden Girls: S2E13 - Stan Zbornak*
June 30, 2015 07:00 - 59 minutesStan Zbornak* (The Golden Girls) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “The Stan Who Came to Dinner,” where they discuss Rose’s many hospital visits, the worst actors to ever appear on the show, and when it’s appropriate to put your dick on a plate. (*Stan is actually Kerri’s boyfriend. His name is not Stan -- though it would be pretty badass if it was -- but a while back we started calling him that, and it’s been a running joke that, just like Rose in this episode, re...
Golden Girls: S2E12 - Price Peterson
June 23, 2015 07:00 - 47 minutesPrice Peterson (Yahoo TV, Vulture) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “The Sisters,” where they discuss Sophia’s childish behavior, Price’s theories on the girls’ sanity, and why everyone glossed over the fact that Rose almost killed an old lady with her car. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mini Episode: Golden Girls S2E11 "Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas"
June 19, 2015 04:30 - 31 minutesH. Alan and Kerri respond to your questions and comments about The Golden Girls season 2 episode “Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas.” Join in on the GG fan discussion every week at OutOnTheLanai.com/disqus Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices