Opposite Attractions: A Theme Park Design Show
175 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsA former Universal Studios Florida employee and a former Walt Disney World cast member challenge each other to imagineer their own theme parks, one attraction at a time, while also discussing the current state of the theme park industry. Hosted by Scottye Moore and Jim Murphy.
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The Quest For A Weenie
April 15, 2019 06:00 - 34 minutes - 31.6 MBThis week in the penultimate episode of season five, Jim gives the merchandise of Star Wars Galaxy's Edge a piece of his mind, Scottye does lots of confusing math, and then both hosts give the Mysterious Kingdom it's own royal castle weenie! First up, Scottye takes guests into The Home Of The Mad King, a walkthrough full of clues on the history of the kingdom's former (?) ruler to potentially earn a chance to recieve (steal?) your very own royal crown. Then, Jim enters a vast garden maze to f...
The Quest For Randomness
April 08, 2019 06:00 - 32 minutes - 29.8 MBOn this week's show, we discuss Disney Parks recent bans of smoking, vaping, cotton farming, strollers with engines, kiddie wagons, Shakespeare In The Park productions, underpriced merchandise, and any ice that isn't made by Elsa who they have trapped in a refrigeration unit somewhere in the depths of Tom Sawyer Island. Then, things get...kind of random. First up, Jim finds himself on a Quest For Passage as guests must train for the difficult realities of (illegal) wagon travel outside the My...
The Kwest For A Kraken
April 01, 2019 06:00 - 31 minutes - 28.4 MBThis week, it's that one day a year where you just might think what Disney and Universal pitch is a joke (but it isn't!), but in the Mysterious Kingdom, we don't have time for such shenanigans because there's a Kraken on the loose! First up, Scottye invites everyone on a Quest For Booty featuring pirates, caves, goggles, and a certain sort of locker - not to mention that there feisty Kraken. Then, Jim scoops up the children for a fun time in his new play area Carla Kraken's Kidzone (please fo...
The Quest For An Escape
March 25, 2019 06:00 - 29 minutes - 27.3 MBThis week, Scottye grows litigious and then disappointed at the new Nickelodeon animated film Wonder Park, then your fine hosts try their best to design fantastical escape room attractions for the Mysterious Kingdom. First up, Jim looks for inspiration in the horror film Cube, as he tasks his guests to test the dungeon designs of a crazy orc in _Echo Security _, where every room is the same, but not quite. Then, Scottye sends guests on The Search For The Power Glove by way of a zany (and pow...
The Quest For The Hydra
March 18, 2019 06:00 - 33 minutes - 30.5 MBThis week, Scottye regales us with the splendor and the horror of his recent central Florida theme park vacation, then both try thier hands at creating attractions based off the mythical Hydra. First up, Scottye follows the "technically possible" show tag down a strange path as he invites sixty four guests at a time to become a part of the Hydra itself on a megacoaster inside The Hydra's Cave. Hold on to your necks for that one. Then, Jim puts his neck on the line as he pitches the tale of My...
The Quest For Dinner Theatre
March 11, 2019 06:00 - 33 minutes - 30.7 MBThis week, after some news about Galaxy's Edge, your good boys set about on the challenge to create some exciting dinner theatre for the guests of the Mysterious Kingdom. First up, Jim invites patrons into The Sqauwk Show, a late night type of talk show featuring a barely functioning wizard, a talking bird, and a range of zany guests. Then, Scottye tasks hungry folks to not only find the entrance to his show, but also not succumb to the sweet persausions of The Society Of The Enlightened Bein...
The Quest To Build Character
March 04, 2019 07:00 - 37 minutes - 34.5 MBThis week, we begin with a quick discussioin about some of Epcot's upcoming changes and then segue into how we would design the entrance to our Mysterious Kingdom to better help our guests with character creation in a way that probably will help them be separated from most, if not all, of their money. There are shops featuring all sorts of various wares, a high-fallutin' training center, and even a redemption zone, which is more commercial than it sounds.
The Quest For Points
February 25, 2019 07:00 - 34 minutes - 31.7 MBThis week, after a rousing double dip of PassFast (our show within a show), we send guests on a quest for delicious, wonderful POINTS. First up, Jim invites his guests to tackle the Colosseum Champion's Quest through the use of cheap carnival games and the wonders of virtual reality. Maybe you'll even get a shout-out at the Mysterious Kingdom's daily Colosseum Action Stunt Fight Spectacular Showcase Show! Meanwhile, Scottye has stumbled upon a castle. But not just any castle. No, it is the ca...
The Quest For Something New
February 18, 2019 07:00 - 33 minutes - 30.8 MBThis week, your hosts begin by taking an online journey through the many "wonders" of Gatlinburg, TN with a combined Yelp review score of 3.2! Then, with knockoffs and imitations behind them, they set off to create a ride system that has never before been seen! First up, Scottye attaches guests to a harness on the end of a stick to allow them to battle in Verngar's School Of Magic, where they may earn badges to become the Ultimate Wizard and impress someone named Chuck. Meanwhile, Jim decides...
The Quest For Dragons
February 11, 2019 07:00 - 31 minutes - 29.1 MBThis week, after Jim learns the horrible, horrible truth of Universal Studios very own Guy Diamond, your hosts set out to bring dragons to the Mysterious Kingdom, mainly through the use of virtual reality. First up, Jim invites his guests to become their very own dragon jockeys as they search for lost souls in an old dwarven steampunk morass known as The Dragon Factory. Then, join Scottye on his quests to tame some dragons and take them on their very first flights on The Road To Draconia, whe...
The Quest For Goblins
February 04, 2019 07:00 - 32 minutes - 29.4 MBThis week, we discuss Scottye's vision board and a massively expensive VIP experience at WDW. Following that, we continue our quest of designing the Mysterious Kingdom by introducing some goblins into the mix. Mines continue to play a fun role in our theme park as Scottye sends guests into a bit of a kerfuffle between a village of dwarves and a village of goblins. Manage to sneak past some pesky dwarf gaurds and find yourself on a wild ride through, ahem, Tugnut's Shaft Drop, a cart coaster a...
The Quest For Water Rides
January 28, 2019 07:00 - 31 minutes - 28.7 MBThis week, after a quick discussion of Scottye's recent travel and Jim's ideas for the Imagination Pavilion at Epcot, we set about giving the Mysterious Kingdom some epic water-based attractions. First up, Jim sends his guests on a search for silver and gold through treacherous mines and a potentially dangerous guided tour on Calamity Cliff's Cavern Cruise as they attempt to complete the Metal Detector Quest. Then, Scottye finds a tavern (of course) where an old wizard sends guests to acquire...
The Quest For Characters
January 21, 2019 07:00 - 34 minutes - 31.5 MBThis week, we discuss the maintenance issues of Toy Story Land, the cops at Disney Springs, and then set our sights on giving our park a name (spoiler: It's Mysterious Kingdom) and a way for our guests to create and equip their very own characters with which to explore the aforementioned kingdom and all it's vast attractions. Also, we create our own characters. It goes about as well as you would expect.
The Quest For A New Theme Park (Season Premiere)
January 14, 2019 07:00 - 32 minutes - 29.5 MBAfter what feels like years away, we return for season 5! After a discussion about some recent comments made by Disney CEO Bob Iger that may or may not have involving a yeti-based rollercoaster, your plucky hosts bring forth their ideas for new theme parks, and there's nothing nondescript about either of them! We don't want to give away our choice, but safe to say it'll be pretty easy to figure things out by paying attention to various context clues regarding the naming of this episode. We're...
Challenge: The Other 40 States (Season Finale)
December 31, 2018 07:00 - 32 minutes - 30.2 MBIt's our season finale, and by our count we sure missed a bunch of states that could have gotten attractions. Instead of deciding who did what best throughout the season and killing off some attractions, we birth a few dozen more as we work our way through the rest of the USA to give FreeWorld as many attractions as we possibly can. If your state wasn't featured so far, it will this time. Except Iowa. Sorry Iowa. We don't know what you are.
Challenge: Star Spangled Weenie
December 24, 2018 07:00 - 31 minutes - 29.1 MBThis week, FreeWorld gets its signature all-encompassing USA attraction that will undoubtedly draw guests from not just the states, but from the rest of the world. First up, Scottye joins his pal Michael Bay for The Totally Real Story Of The American Revolution, which as stated does involve Michael Bay, so I hope you like lizard people, jets, and girls in bikinis because this attraction will be right up your alley. Then, Jim gets decocratic as he does a mostly themeless motion simulator known...
Challenge: North To Alaska
December 17, 2018 07:00 - 33 minutes - 31 MBThis week, we give FreeWorld some attractions from the biggest state of the union - Alaska! First up, Jim sets his sights on the wonderful world of bush pilots with the STOLer Coaster, a medium thrill jaunt around the snow-covered peaks of an incredibly small Denali and ending with a fun splashdown. Meanwhile, Scottye decides to follow his heart and break some laws with Operation Moose Drop, a bizarre screen-based attraction with an enormous SFX budget that sees you flying across Alaska to il...
Challenge: Puerto Rico
December 10, 2018 07:00 - 33 minutes - 31 MBThis week, after a discussion of Stone Mountain Park in Georgia, your hosts take FreeWorld to one of the USA's unincorporated territories known as the nation of Puerto Rico. First up, Scottye invites his guests into a not-at-all-reminiscent-of-some-other-theme-park temple where they can find food, shopping, and even the official sailboat of Puerto Rico as they experience Oh No! That Dang Ol' Duck Is Missing!" (I think we got a trademark on this, right here). Join Pico and the Hedgemaster, two...
Challenge: DC Or Nothing
December 03, 2018 07:00 - 34 minutes - 24 MBThis week, after a short discussion about Disney films based on theme park attractions, we set about putting a special district into our theme park about the United States. First up, Jim invites guests into a secret lair of the Dupont Underground to go on a time travel adventure in Biden Time. Great Scott? More like Awesome Joe, amirite? Meanwhile, Scottye hires Nic Cage to also go underneath the city and into The Halls Of Presidents, featuring everything from missing senators to zombies to h...
Challenge: Floridays
November 26, 2018 07:00 - 33 minutes - 30.2 MBThis week, after a short discussion about the new EPCOT nighttime shows coming soon, we take FreeWorld to a hub of themed entertainment known as Florida! First, Scottye distills an entire vacation into a creepshow known as The Disna-Whirl, a madcap romp from the airport all the way to a (very expensive) in-park hotel. Meanwhile, Jim cheaps out on reasonably "good" attractions as he welcomes guests to The Central Florida Fair-O-Rama, a large pavillion featuring ferris wheels, bumper cars, slid...
Challenge: Michigan
November 19, 2018 07:00 - 34 minutes - 32 MBOn this week's show, FreeWorld goes to the Mitten State of Michigan. After getting a live reaction of Scottye watching the first teaser for Toy Story 4, we set out on a midnight train for everywhere north of South Detroit as Jim gives us The Wolverine, a mobile shooting gallery attraction to first attac and then protecc a lone wolverine that has happened to wander into the state. Then, Scottye puts forth one of our more expensive attractions to date as he presents Kid Rock's BawitaBlast, a mu...
Challenge: O-H-I-O
November 12, 2018 07:00 - 34 minutes - 31.6 MBThis week, we travel to the Buckeye State of Ohio and things pretty much immediately go straight off the rails. Scottye's research team leads him to give us The Best Guess, a madcap adventure through what Ohio may have looked like if it was an episode of Jay Ward's Fractured Fairy Tales. Then, Jim drops into a culinary apocalypse known as The Chili War where some of Ohio's favorite celebrities do battle with Eldritch horrors that may or may not be covered in cheese, onions, and beans. Also, ...
Challenge: I'm Shipping Up To Boston (Massachusetts)
November 05, 2018 07:00 - 33 minutes - 30.6 MBThis week we head on up to New England and give FreeWorld some Massachusetts flavor. After a short discussion of naming babies after princesses and talking cars, Jim invites guests to visit the Massachusetts Institute Of Terror where some enterprising students may or may not have invented time travel and shamelessly ripping off Disney. Meanwhile, Scottye goes on a very important mission of love to help Matt Damon do some Good Ben Hunting. There's a giant Batman in there somewhere. How do you ...
Challenge: Country Roads (West Virginia)
October 29, 2018 06:00 - 34 minutes - 31.9 MBThis week, Scottye shares stories from his most recent trip to Central Florida before getting into the challenge for the week of West Virginia. First up, it's an omnious dance party as Scottye brings guests Mothman's Cocaine Dance Party featuring everyone's favorite cryptozoologic celebrities. Will anyone survive the show (put on every hour on the hour)? Then, Jim tries to not embarass himself or any of his in-laws as he presents New River Rush, a waterless VR rafting attraction where you jus...
Challenge: Blame It On Texas
October 22, 2018 06:00 - 30 minutes - 28.2 MBThis week we head slightly north of the border to the lone star state known as Texas to find inspiration for our attractions. First up, Jim invites guests to take part in Last Rodeo, a semi-educational trip through an old rodeo arena (that might actually be a basketball court) before coming face-to-face with a terrifying clown ghost! It ain't his first rodeo, but it may well be your last!!! Meanwhile, Scottye tries to skirt various copyrights on his attraction The Baconator, a possibly even m...
Challenge: California Dreamin'
October 15, 2018 06:00 - 33 minutes - 30.2 MBThis week we head out west to Californy (the kinfolk said we should) to create attractions deserving of the Golden State. Of course, Scottye immediately goes to a dispensary and comes out with High 'N' Dry, a log flume that gives riders the feeling of being on that wacky tabacky. Sometimes, things go bad. Meanwhile, Jim has gotten lost in the mountains as he invites you to board Sequoia Slalom, a wild mouse-style coaster through (and through) a cache of redwoods as though you are snowboarding...
Challenge: New Jersey, New Jersey
October 08, 2018 06:00 - 29 minutes - 28.4 MBThis week, it's all about that Jersey Shore, bay-bay! After a bit of discussion of our park, FreeWorld, and it's layout, we dive in to our attractions for the week. First up, Jim pulls a Four Seasons swerve before inviting everyone to go Dancing In The Dark on his heavily modified indoor Tilt-A-Whirl that would probably leave most wishing they had just stayed off the boardwalk. Meanwhile, Scottye skirts his responsibilities and hands the reigns over to his good friend Jersey Dan, who shares w...
Challenge: Sweet Home Alabama!
October 01, 2018 06:00 - 32 minutes - 58.9 MBThis week, we take our all-american theme park to the home of the Crimson Tide and completely unsurprisingly both hosts use college football as jumping off points. Scottye takes his guests into a virtual reality stadium to be thrown around by the Roll Tide Rollercoaster starring Nick Saban and Paul Bear Bryant (of course). Meanwhile, Jim pitches a crossover with NASA as he welcomes everyone to Puntsville, USA, where the Rocket City has been tasked at helping Bama Football set its sights on co...
Challenge: We Are The World (Pitch A New Theme Park)
September 24, 2018 06:00 - 35 minutes - 32.1 MBIt's a brand new season, and with it comes a new theme park! After discussing Jim's weather-shortened Disney vacation, both pitch their ideas for a new theme park. Scottye talks up Luna Land, a theme park based on the moon and all the expenses that might entail. Meanwhile, Jim asks why we would ever just settle on a Possum World and instead pitches Knokturnia, a park about all the world's nocturnal creatures. This is shot down, however, and you can listen in to find out exactly where we end u...
One Year Anniversary Special
September 10, 2018 06:00 - 32 minutes - 29.5 MBIt might be 12 days late, but dagnabbit it's our one year anniversary show! We discuss some of our favorite Disney & Universal Studios experiences and then rank our favorite attractions from the first year of the show. Spoiler alert: we hope you like camel-adjacent animals that happen to be on fire. The next season will start on September 24th, so use your free week to catch up on all the past seasons or if you haven't listened much (SHAME!) but hear something from this episode you might lik...
Challenge: The Greener Yard (Finalizing Our Theme Park)
September 03, 2018 06:00 - 30 minutes - 27.7 MBThis week, after discussing possible updates to Epcot's Spaceship Earth, we finish up the third season by nailing down final layouts for Versus, featuring Scottland on the left and JimCity on the right. Jim starts things off by having trouble explaining something he should be good at by now and Scottye follows it up with a confusing romp around promenades that may or may not be shaped like the male anatomy as drawn by MC Escher. Remember to tune in next week as we look back at the first year...
Challenge: Wide Open Spaces (Random Name Attractions)
August 27, 2018 06:00 - 32 minutes - 29.6 MBThis week, after some bird-as-janitor watching somewhere in France, we get handed some random names with which to create attractions and neither of us really follows the rules. First up, Jim takes the name given to him last week and throws it out the window, instead finding a new random name - The Brass Knuckle, and decides on hiring a steampunk security gaurd to fill the name and, predictably, go haywire in order to be shut down by guests. Meanwhile, Scottye takes his name and throws it out ...
Challenge: Squatter's Rights (Attraction For Each Other)
August 20, 2018 06:00 - 32 minutes - 29.6 MBThis week, we try our hands at some devious underhanded trickery and bamboozlement as we design attractions for each other's sides of the parks. Scottye takes one look at Jim's personality and decides what JimCity needs is Spaceship Purrrrrth becuase it's not an OppAtt park without a geodesic sphere parody, especially one about animated felines. Meanwhile, in Scottland, Jim has trapped some guests in a game known as Bad Libs, a trackless maze of their own dreams and fears hosted by a spicy gi...
Challenge: Electric Holiday (Robot Attraction)
August 13, 2018 06:00 - 34 minutes - 31.4 MBThis week, after a quick discussion of cartoon-based phone messages, your plucky designers get on the proverbial dance floor and do the robot. First, Jim brings his guests to the JimCity Expo Center and his attraction Fight Botz, a somewhat crowd-controlled robot battle showcase where even if your bot loses in the ring, you win by getting quality destructive entertainment. Meanwhile, Scottye sets up shop on the border to Scottland with JimCity's Happy Fun Ride Of Joy (or whatever it's called)...
Challenge: The Band Concert (Night Time Spectacular)
August 06, 2018 06:00 - 35 minutes - 33.8 MBThis week, we create dueling night-time shows for our park to help our guests close out their magical days in style. First, Scottye weaves a tale known as The Story Of Scottland, a show with a 5-drink minimum and cannonfire. What could possibly go wrong? Meanwhile on the other side of the park, Jim more blatantly inflates his own ego in the style of the rock opera by way of the band Jimple Minds in his show Don't You Forget About Me, an incredibly faithful and one thousand percent true story ...
Challenge: Get Rich Quick (Sponsored Attraction)
July 30, 2018 06:00 - 36 minutes - 34.8 MBThis week it's all about getting that sweet sweet $$ as we set about finding sponsors for our park's attractions. First, Jim corals two lucky sponsors into a familiar duel as La Croix and Captain Morgan compete in a Beverage Showdown, each creating attractions that help you feel a little drunk or a bit more refreshed, plus you can get a photo op with the Captain himself, or maybe a french hipster moose. Meanwhile, Scottye's marketing department has been burning the candle at both ends taking ...
Challenge: The Simple Things (Get-A-Souvenir Attraction)
July 23, 2018 06:00 - 30 minutes - 29.2 MBThis week, we dig deep into our brains to create attractions where our guests exit with their own souvenirs! Prices and participation may vary! Scottye brings his guests to The Creation Corner where they can partake in writing challenges, leatherworking, painting, weaponsmithing, and of course mixology. Meanwhile, Jim sets his sights back on WeDew Mountain (from episode 3 of this season) and invites guests to UBU, pronounced "You Be You", a place where you can make your dreams of taking home ...
Challenge: The Grocery Boys (Food-Based Attraction)
July 16, 2018 06:00 - 33 minutes - 31.4 MBEverybody loves food, including your pals at Opposite Attractions, so this week we decided to make food the star of our attractions in so much as we could muster. First up is a ride-to-a-restaurant known as Jimmy's Buffet: Escape From Flavortown where guests escape from Johnny Garlic's and into a much nicer buffet down the street while riding in their own booths. Meanwhile, Scottye proves there was not much for Jim's guests to escape from as he wields his power to will Finkatouille into exist...
Challenge: How To Be A Detective (Escape Room Attraction)
July 09, 2018 06:00 - 36 minutes - 34.2 MBAfter a week of Scottye taking in the sights, sounds, and tastes of Orlando, your brave crew returns to create Escape Rooms (for a price!). Scottye invites his guests to part with their hard-earned cash to visit Southern Mythology, a distillery with a creepy past and tasty liquors. Can you find your way out in only an hour and bring with you the greatest treasure Scottye can dream up?? Meanwhile, Jim struggles to find a name, or much of anything, for his escape room he is now tentatively titl...
Challenge: Opposite Attractions In Mathmagic Land (Educational Attraction)
June 25, 2018 06:00 - 37 minutes - 35.7 MBThis week, your brave skippers tackle educational attractions! After a PassFast visit to New Jersey, Jim teaches the world to scream on his attraction, Forces Of Nature, a Test Track that's less about car safety and more about the pull of gravity and acceleration. If physical whiplash isn't your cup of mead, then swing on over to Scottye's emotional whiplash of an attraction The End Of The World Tour where parents will be delighted in having to explain to their children exactly what they witn...
Challenge: Lonesome Ghosts (Spooky Attraction)
June 18, 2018 06:00 - 36 minutes - 34.5 MBThis week, we continue our tradition of SpooooooOOOOoooky attractions! First up, Scottye delivers The Swing From Hell, a 1930's nightclub speakeasy rollercoaster with a 3 drink minimum of fire, brimstone, and some bitchin' tunes from Postmortem Jukebox, playing live every night at The Hellhole! Meanwhile, on the other side of the park, Jim has sent his employees out ghost-hunting and they may have accidentally incurred the wrath of the Marx Brothers in his rotating theater attraction That's T...
Challenge: Jungle Rhythm (Jungle Attraction)
June 04, 2018 06:00 - 33 minutes - 32 MBThis week on our world famous program - the deepest darkest jungle attractions! Jim makes it all about himself as he invites guests to experience Jim's (Apparently) Amazing Jungle Adventure and boy is there a reason that one word is in parenthesis. Join Jim as he delights you with tales of a recent Central America jungle trek while his engineers and artists show you how everything really happened. Meanwhile on the other side of the park, Scottye takes guests down a very special river on his v...
Challenge: All Together (Weird Kiddie Attraction)
May 28, 2018 06:00 - 34 minutes - 32.7 MBThis week, Scottye lays out the challenge for a crazy weird kiddie ride and comes out swinging with The Exquisite Corpse, a humdinger of an attraction that appears to feature almost every popular theme park attraction rolled up into a single mystifying conflagration of fun. It also has an 8-drink minimum, so maybe save this one for later in the day. The cocktail(s) of choice are the USS Bomber for the adults (link to the recipe below) and something known as Shit for the kiddos, an amalgamatio...
Challenge: Building A Building (Anchor Attractions)
May 21, 2018 06:00 - 34 minutes - 33 MBThis week, we look at the big show-stopping attractions for each side of our new theme park. Jim, having done little preparation last week, gets more in-depth on his vision for his side of the park and its new showcase attraction The Golden Coaster, because when one is talking theme park history, it's hard to ignore how important the coaster is. The attraction also includes exhibits, ways to design your own coaster (think CyberSpace Mountain), and other fun surprises. Meanwhile, Scottye takes...
Challenge: The Karnival Kids (Create A New Theme Park)
May 14, 2018 06:00 - 30 minutes - 28.8 MBIt's the season premiere and you know what that means - a brand new theme park! This time, Scottye and Jim put themselves against each other to create the Opposite Attractions theme park of their dreams. Jim controls one half, Scottye controls the other, a line in the sand has been drawn like so many sitcom sibling rivalries. What do we learn this episode? Scottye has lots of ideas, some of which include dicks. Jim has a history lesson, not so many dicks though. Please note that we cut out q...
Challenge: You're Welcome (What Stays And What Goes At Vista)
April 30, 2018 06:00 - 33 minutes - 31.4 MBIt's the second season finale and you know what that means - time to kill our children! Scottye and Jim attempt to bungle their way through all their notes to find out what attractions Vista will present to the world on it's opening day. A triangle of knock-offs, dick jokes, and everything we couldn't put in a category greets guests as they enter a land of tweets, 'grams, and inspirational status updates (and plenty of corporate advertisements) en route to a magical day at the first ever them...
Challenge: Try Everything (Holiday/Seasonal Event)
April 23, 2018 06:00 - 34 minutes - 33 MBThis week, we give Vista a much needed hit of that seasonal festival love that our good friends at Disney love so much. Jim invites Al Gore to bring the scary and the hilarity and Scottye somehow creates Opposite Attractions: The Convention in a manner that isn't so much funny as it is potentially legally treacherous. Then he shoots children with a present gun - you know, for the magic.
Challenge: I Wanna Be Like You (Cheap Knock-Off Attraction)
April 17, 2018 02:00 - 36 minutes - 34.1 MBYeah, so, apologies in advance for the wack-a-doo audio quality this week. It's like the podcast gods heard we were making cheap knock-offs and decided the sound had to be like that too. Anyway, after some talk about digging in Diggerland, Jim and Scottye set forth back into the Pirate Bay to showcase their very own cheap knock-off attractions. Scottye does what he does best and immediately involves Keanu Reeves, among other celebrities, while Jim travels deep into the mind of a drug-addled h...
Challenge: Look Through My Eyes (Bodycam Attraction)
April 09, 2018 16:30 - 34 minutes - 32.9 MBThis week, Jim thought it was a good challenge to put bodycams on theme parks guests. Was he correct? Scottye is ready player one to put the internet in charge of your basic motor functions while Jim turns Universal's Halloween Horror Nights into a democratic election (with cheap 3D tricks, wakka wakka!) But before all that, Scottye googles for the worst theme parks ever and is absolutely not disappointed both in the lack of quality and the abundance of dicks. It's like the internet knows him.
Challenge: Good Company (Sponsored Attraction)
April 03, 2018 23:00 - 35 minutes - 33.9 MBThis week, the world's slowest rollercoaster and the world's most expensive theme park lounge! Plus, sponsored attractions for VISTA! Scottye brings in companies far and wide while Jim sets his sights on a land of (illegal) treasures! It's a blockbuster of an episode, so check it out!