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One Star Cinema

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Episode 81 – Horsemen

April 07, 2017 15:00 - 1 hour - 90.9 MB

Hold onto your family folks, because this one is gonna HOOK YA!!… um… yeah.. So tonight the guys watched Horsemen which stars Dennis Quaid, Ziyi Zhang, Lou Taylor Pucci, Clifton Collins Jr., Barry Shabaka Henley, Patrick Fugit and Eric Balfour… and breathe… and is directed by Jonas Åkerlund. Have you subscribed yet to the podcast? Really we’ve given you over 80 chances- […]

Episode 80 – Ferocious Planet

March 31, 2017 15:00 - 1 hour - 88.5 MB

This one has been on the list for awhile… and now we know why. This week’s movie: Ferocious Planet stars Joe Flanigan, John Rhys-Davies, Catherine Walker and is directed by Billy O’Brien. Is there a movie you think we should watch? Hit us up @onestarpodcast or facebook.com/onestarpodcast

Episode 79 – Mega Shark Vs Mecha Shark

March 24, 2017 15:00 - 1 hour - 85.6 MB

So this one seems like something we should have done a long time ago, but that would be too easy! Of course you don’t want to do a movie like this without Patty Robinson! This week the crew watched Mega Shark VS Mecha Shark starring Christopher Judge, Elisabeth Röhm, Matt Lagan, Deborah Gibson and is directed by Emile Edwin […]

Episode 78 – Sniper: Special Ops

March 17, 2017 15:00 - 1 hour - 86.6 MB

Holy crap did we have fun tonight with this episode and our guest! Jenn Wong (We highly recommend having a voice-over actor on your podcast… it’s awesome!) joined the guys tonight in their viewing of Sniper: Special Ops. This film stars Steven Seagal, Rob Van Dam, Tim Abell  and is directed by Fred Olen Ray. Have […]

Episode 77 – Little Dead Rotting Hood

March 10, 2017 16:00 - 1 hour - 89 MB

It’s time to get back to basics: the guys, monsters, boobies and blood! It’s time for Little Dead Rotting Hood! Tonight’s film stars Eric Balfour, Patrick Muldoon, Bianca A. Santos, Romeo Miller and is directed by Jared Cohn. Have you subscribed yet? Maybe you should, leave us a review too!! Click Here

Episode 76 – Dog Eat Dog

March 03, 2017 16:00 - 1 hour - 92.7 MB

Tonight the guys proudly present an evening with Rachel Axelrod… and there happens to be a movie playing in the background. This weeks flick is Dog Eat Dog starring Nicolas Cage, Willem Dafoe, Christopher Matthew Cook and directed by Paul Schrader. Got a movie you think we should watch? Hit us up @onestarpodcast or go to facebook.com/onestarpodcast.

Episode 75 – Hangar 10

February 24, 2017 16:00 - 1 hour - 88 MB

Well, it finally happened… after 75 episodes we think we finally opened the arc of the covenant of bad movies. Ladies and gentlemen, we present Hangar 10. God help us. It stars Robert Curtis, Abbie Salt, Danny Shayler and is directed by Daniel Simpson. And if we offended any one involved with this film, family, friends- we apologize… […]

Episode 74 – Kickboxer: Vengeance

February 17, 2017 16:00 - 1 hour - 89.9 MB

A movie so good we had to wait until we had Matt Harris back before we could screen it. Nuff said! Kickboxer: Vengeance stars Dave Bautista, Alain Moussi, Gina Carano and Jean-Claude Van Damme and is directed by John Stockwell. Did you know that One Star Cinema is now on TuneIn!? That means if you […]

Episode 73 – Fire with Fire

February 10, 2017 19:36 - 1 hour - 95.3 MB

A special treat for One Star fans with a movie so chalked-full of celebrities you wonder how it got just one star!! Well if you’ve listened before than maybe you don’t have to wonder. Fire with Fire stars Josh Duhamel, Bruce Willis, Rosario Dawson and more! It is also directed by David Barrett. Subscribed to […]

Episode 72 – Legendary

February 03, 2017 16:00 - 1 hour - 91.3 MB

A giant gecko is terrorizes Chinese construction workers and only one man can stop it! Or two. Or a team. Whatever. Legendary stars One Star Cinema favorites Scott Adkins and Dolph Lundgren and is directed by Eric Styles. Have a movie you think we should watch? Hit us up on twitter @onestarpodcast or on facebook.com/onestarpodcast. […]

Episode 71 – Maximum Ride

January 27, 2017 16:00 - 1 hour - 86.5 MB

I hope you like sleeveless t-shirts and fingerless leather gloves as much as we and those young folks do, because it’s time for Maximum Ride! This film stars Allie Marie Evans, Patrick Johnson, Lyliana Wray and is directed by Jay Martin. Have you subscribed yet? No more excuses!! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/one-star-cinema/id1052836038?mt=2

Episode 70 – Let’s Be Evil

January 20, 2017 16:00 - 1 hour - 85.2 MB

Digital, virtual, augmented, gamified, other techno buzzword kid baddies on a rampage! The guys were joined this week again by Dave Devito for this weeks viewing of Let’s Be Evil. This movie stars Kara Tointon, Elizabeth Morris, Jamie Bernadette and is directed by Martin Owen. Got a movie you think we should see? Hit us up @onestarpodcast or on […]

Episode 69 – The Colony

January 13, 2017 16:00 - 1 hour - 91.6 MB

You think it’s cold where you are!? Check out this nonsense! This week the guys watched The Colony with the one and only Dan Johnson returning to make your new year handsomer. This movie stars Kevin Zegers, Laurence Fishburne, Bill Paxton and is directed by Jeff Renfroe. Got a movie you think we should see? Hit us us […]

Episode 68 – Zombeavers

January 06, 2017 16:00 - 1 hour - 77.1 MB

We’re into another year with a BRAND NEW guest we have been trying to get on the show since we started: Dan Johnson! The most beautiful person we have had on this podcast so far… too bad it’s not a visual medium. Anywho, the movie this week is the amazing Zombeavers… nuff said. This movie […]

Episode 67 – The Trust

January 01, 2017 16:00 - 1 hour - 91.6 MB

Part Two of the CAGEFEST 2017!! Matthew Harris stuck around for our New Year’s Double feature second movie The Trust (which is actually a pretty awesome movie!!). This film stars  Nicolas Cage, Elijah Wood, Sky Ferreira and is directed by Alex Brewer & Benjamin Brewer. Let the CAGE ignite your inner lunatic and make 2017 one to remember, or vaguely recall […]

Episode 66 – Trespass

January 01, 2017 15:55 - 1 hour - 89.6 MB

It’s that time of year again! It’s our Nicholas Cage Year’s Day DOUBLE HEADER!! That’s right TWICE THE CAGE to get your New Year started off right. Part One of our double header feature is Trespass starring  Nicolas Cage, Nicole Kidman, Cam Gigandet and directed by the one and only Joel Schumacher. And to make this episode […]

Episode 65 – Avalanche Sharks

December 30, 2016 16:00 - 1 hour - 81.7 MB

If the title isn’t enough to make you want to watch this movie. You are listening to the wrong podcast! Join the guys tonight for a viewing of Avalanche Sharks starring  Alexander Mendeluk, Kate Nauta, Benjamin Easterday and directed by Scott Wheeler. Subscribed yet to the podcast? It’s easy click here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/one-star-cinema/id1052836038?mt=2&ls=1

Episode 64 – Guardian

December 23, 2016 16:00 - 1 hour - 88.9 MB

Are you ready for action, Action and MORE ACTION (plot optional) then strap in for this viewing of Guardian. This week’s episode we had a very special guest: writer, director, producer Dan Benamor who has worked on past One Star favorites like American Heist and Final Girl.  Guardian stars Sarah Carter, Tio Pakusadewo, Nino Fernandez and […]

Episode 63 – Satanic

December 16, 2016 16:00 - 1 hour - 83.8 MB

Matt Caplan returns! This time for a viewing of Satanic. When the girl from Modern Family decides to get into true crime, satanism, picking up hitchhikers and photography (you know like most kids these days), bad stuff comes a’calling. This film stars Sarah Hyland, Steven Krueger, Justin Chon and is directed by Jeffrey G. Hunt. […]

Episode 62 – Age of Ice

December 09, 2016 16:00 - 1 hour - 82.1 MB

This week the guys were joined by the super talented Matt Caplan in a screening of Age of Ice. Hold onto to your camels, because a blizzard of the apocalypse is coming and it is sparing only the white people. This film stars  Barton Bund, Bailey Spry, Jules Hartley and is directed by Emile Edwin […]

Episode 61 – Sleeping Beauty

December 02, 2016 16:00 - 1 hour - 87.7 MB

This ain’t yo’ mama’s Sleeping Beauty!! Finn Jones, Grace Van Dien, Catherine Oxenberg star in Sleeping Beauty directed by the man who can’t be ignored Casper Van Dien. One of our favorite guests, Patty Jean Robinson returns for the ridiculousness. Have you taken the time to subscribe? Huh!? Well why not! It’s easy go to: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/one-star-cinema/id1052836038?mt=2 

Episode 60 – Checkmate

November 25, 2016 16:00 - 1 hour - 91.4 MB

Is it a bank heist? Is it a chess match? Is it an assassination? Is it Vinnie Jones and Danny Glover getting a quick paycheck? Well it’s definitely  going to be awful if it’s in this podcast! This week the guys watched Checkmate starring Danny Glover, Vinnie Jones, Sean Astin, Mischa Barton, Katrina Law, Johnny […]

Episode 59 – Plague

November 18, 2016 16:00 - 1 hour - 91.2 MB

We are super excited about this particular episode because we are joined by a very special guest,  Ashley Scott Meyers, who is the writer of Ninja Apocalypse (see episode 49!). He is a writer, producer and host of his own fantastic podcast SellingYourScreenplay. He joined us for a screening of Plague starring Don Bridges, Cris […]

Episode 58 – The Diabolical

November 11, 2016 16:00 - 1 hour - 87.9 MB

Angie Light returns for another episode with the internet’s favorite peanut gallery, One Star Cinema. This week we watched The Diabolical or “Hey, wasn’t she on Heroes?” This film stars Ali Larter, Arjun Gupta, Max Rose, and is directed by Alistair Legrand. Have you subscribed yet? Well here,  just click this and get that handled! […]

Episode 57 – Dragonfyre

November 04, 2016 15:00 - 1 hour - 94.4 MB

The One Star Cinema crew is excited to have Angie Light join us for this week’s screening of Dragonfyre. A film that appears to be a group of people who had access to a menagerie of nerd props and just said “Screw it! Let’s make a movie!”  The film stars Rusty Joiner (and his abs), […]

Special Episode – Halloween Spooktactular – The Traveler

October 31, 2016 15:00 - 1 hour - 90.5 MB

It’s Halloween One Star Cinema fans! Since we know you’re probably staying home tonight to watch something stupid… why don’t you do it with us!! Tonight we offer a special viewing on The Traveler, starring Val Kilmer, Dylan Neal, Paul McGillion and directed by Michael Oblowitz . Do you have a scary piece of crap […]

Episode 56 – Most Likely To Die

October 28, 2016 15:00 - 1 hour - 82.6 MB

So close, but yet so far! This movie is a prime example of what makes SCREAM awesome and things that are not SCREAM… terrible. This film stars Chad Addison, Jake Busey(sort of), Tess Christiansen and is directed by Anthony DiBlasi. Did we mention that we love to hear from you? Write a review!! SUBSCRIBE!! We […]

Special Episode – One Year Anniversary – 4Got10

October 26, 2016 15:00 - 1 hour - 85.8 MB

It has been ONE WHOLE YEAR of One Star Cinema and we are celebrating with a special episode, a special guest, the hilarious-  Dave Devito and a very special viewing of 4Got10. This movie has a collection of some One Star Cinema’s best! Danny Trejo , Dolph Lundgren, Michael Paré, Vivica A. Fox and introducing some […]

Episode 55 – Heatstroke

October 21, 2016 15:00 - 1 hour - 88.9 MB

WE CALL FALSE ADVERTISING!! Just look at the poster and you’ll know why. This week the guys watched Heatstroke starring Stephen Dorff, Svetlana Metkina, Maisie Williams and is directed by Evelyn Purcell. Have a movie we should watch? Drop us a line at @onestarpodcast on Twitter and facebook.com/onestarpodcast.

Episode 54 – Darklight

October 14, 2016 15:00 - 1 hour - 90.4 MB

Going back to the early 2000’s to bring you a wonderful hodge-podge of early CGI and vacant performances. Don’t worry, we brought Matt Harris along to make it bearable.  This movie stars Shiri Appleby, Richard Burgi, John de Lancie and is directed by Bill Platt. Have you subscribed yet!? Well why not! Go now: iTUNES

Episode 53 – Hard Target 2

October 07, 2016 15:00 - 1 hour - 104 MB

Of course Hard Target needed a sequel!!  Matt Harris returns to the podcast to lambast this movie starring Scott Adkins, Robert Knepper, Rhona Mitra and directed by Roel Reiné. However, after watching this you may never able to look at a train the same way again… I REALLY TRAIN YOU SICK BASTARDS! Have a movie […]

Episode 52 – The Dead Room

September 30, 2016 15:00 - 1 hour - 78.9 MB

Drew DiFonzo Marks returns for another round of fun! This week the team watched The Dead Room, a fast-paced, Adrenaline Fueled, ROLLER COASTER FRIGHT FEST EXTRAVAGANZA!!!!! Well… maybe if your from New Zealand, anywho- This movie stars Jed Brophy, Jeffrey Thomas, Laura Petersen and is directed by Jason Stutter.  Have a movie you think we […]

Episode 51 – Dead in Tombstone

September 23, 2016 15:00 - 1 hour - 97 MB

Tonight the guys were joined by a special guest Drew DiFonzo Marks as they watched the supernatural action western Dead in Tombstone! A B-movie smorgasbord of blood splatter and mumbling, this movie stars  Danny Trejo, Mickey Rourke, Anthony Michael Hall and is directed by Roel Reiné.  Make sure to subscribe to  OneStarCinema and leave us […]

Episode 50 – Shark Lake

September 16, 2016 15:00 - 1 hour - 93 MB

WE DID IT! 50 Episodes of One Star Cinema. Easily over a hundred hours of watching the worst movies on Netflix and still no girlfriends! Who’d a thunk it. So to commemorate this historic event, the guys went with a One Star Podcast favorite… DOLPH LUNDGREN. Shark Lake stars Dolph Lundgren, Sara Malakul Lane, Lily […]

Episode 49 – Ninja Apocalypse

September 09, 2016 15:00 - 1 hour - 86.3 MB

With a title like that, how could we go wrong!? Oh, so many ways indeed… This film stars Christian Oliver, Les Brandt, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa and Ernie Reyes Jr. The film is directed by Lloyd Lee Barnett. If you enjoy this podcast please write us a review or send us a message @onestarpodcast facebook.com/onestarpodcast we’d love […]

Episode 48 – Rage

September 02, 2016 15:00 - 1 hour - 96.4 MB

Time to feed the Beast!! And by beast we mean NICOLAS CAGE!! Can’t go too long on this podcast without swinging back to the Cage-ster so this week the guys sat down for a viewing of Rage. This film stars Nicolas Cage, Rachel Nichols, Max Ryan and is directed by Paco Cabezas. Have a movie you […]

Episode 47 – The Timber

August 26, 2016 15:00 - 1 hour - 79.5 MB

Woods… check. Snow… check. Cowboys… check. Guess we have a movie… Strap in for a ride through the frozen Northwest (are you excited yet!?) as the guys watch The Timber this week. This film stars James Ransone, Elisa Lasowski, Mark Caven and is directed by Anthony O’Brien. If you haven’t yet, be sure to swing by […]

Episode 46 – Cowboys Vs Dinosaurs

August 19, 2016 15:00 - 1 hour - 91.2 MB

So she wouldn’t leave until we watched, and we’re so glad we did! Patty Jean Robinson is back for this very special screening of Cowboys VS Dinosaurs a movie that has been on our list for awhile and we were told we couldn’t watch until Patty was here! A great surprise as we also knew […]

Episode 45 – Paradox

August 12, 2016 14:26 - 1 hour - 88.6 MB

We let her in and now we can’t keep her away!! Patty Jean Robinson returns to One Star Cinema to join the boys for a screening of Paradox starring Zoë Bell, Malik Yoba, and  Adam Huss. This film is directed by Michael Hurst and has to do with time travel… we think. But Zoë Bell does […]

Episode 44 – The Unborn

August 05, 2016 15:00 - 1 hour - 87.8 MB

Hey fans, one of your favorites is back! Ashley Beyer joins us a again for a film that demonstrates that even with Gary Oldman and Idris Elba in your cast you can still make cinema sadness. This abomination stars Odette Annable, Gary Oldman, Cam Gigandet, Meagan Good and Idris Elba and is directed by David […]

Episode 43 – Navy Seals: Battle for New Orleans

July 29, 2016 15:00 - 1 hour - 89.9 MB

If you don’t know your geography, this movie is for you! Also, Patty Jean Robinson joins the guys this week and inspires a brand new One Star Cinema drinking game! This movie stars Ed Quinn, Michael Dudikoff, Rick Fox (oh yeah that Rick Fox) and is directed by Stanton Barrett. Hey you in internet land […]

Episode 42 – Close Range

July 22, 2016 15:00 - 1 hour - 87 MB

Quite a bit of screaming this episode, but that’s because Scott Adkins kicks major ASS!! This week the guys watch Close Range starring Scott Adkins, Nick Chinlund, Caitlin Keats and is directed by the awesome Isaac Florentine! Hold onto your taints (just watch, you’ll see). Got a movie we should check out? @onestarpodcast , facebook.com/onestarpodcast […]

Episode 41 – Age of Tomorrow

July 15, 2016 15:00 - 1 hour - 87.6 MB

It’s us versus the aliens in this gory cheese-fest called Age of Tomorrow. This movie stars Kelly Hu, Anthony Marks, Robert Picardo and is directed by James Kondelik. Got a movie you think we should see? Hit us up facebook.com/onestarpodcast @onestarpodcast we’d love to hear from you!

Episode 40 – Black Forest

July 08, 2016 15:00 - 1 hour - 87 MB

The fantastic Rachel Axelrod  joins the guys again for this weeks viewing of Black Forest. This film stars Tinsel Korey, Dhaffer L’Abidine, Andy Clemence and is directed by Patrick Dinhut. You will never look at Scottish tourism the same way again… or Irish… or English… with these accents who the hell knows…

Episode 39 – The Ouija Experiment 2: Theater of Death

July 01, 2016 15:00 - 1 hour - 85.1 MB

Big shout out to Nicole Holt (@Nicole_Holt) who recommended this movie to us! What happens when a group of actors get trapped in a theater haunted by an evil spirit? Well you have to watch (and listen!) to find out. This film stars Shanon Snedden, Swisyzinna, Justin Armstrong and of course Nicole Holt and is […]

Episode 38 – Terminal Invasion

June 24, 2016 15:00 - 1 hour - 85 MB

The guys climb into the WayBack Machine and watch a TV movie from 2002!! Terminal Invasion stars Bruce Campbell, Chase Masterson, C. David Johnson and is directed by Sean S. Cunningham. Have you checked out the website yet!? http://onestarcinema.com or send us a tweet @onestarpodcast

Episode 37 – Maximum Conviction

June 17, 2016 15:00 - 1 hour - 94.3 MB

It’s Steven on Steven action-fest with special guest Carlos Foglia. (Be sure to head on over to  Schmolitics and subscribe!!!) Tonight’s film stars Steven Seagal, Steve Austin, Michael Paré, and is directed by Keoni Waxman. #onstarpodcast #StevenSeagal #StoneCold #AsianHooker You guys have a movie you think we should be subjected to? Hit us up @onestarpodcast or […]

Episode 36 – Skin Trade

June 10, 2016 15:00 - 1 hour - 93.4 MB

Two action behemoths collide in this international super duper action flick! And who better to join the guys for this martial arts mashup then special guest  Matt Harris! Skin Trade stars Dolph Lundgren, Tony Jaa, Ron Perlman, and is directed by Ekachai Uekrongtham. It’s also written by Dolph Lundgren, produced by Dolph Lundgren and story […]

Episode 35 – Final Girl

June 03, 2016 15:00 - 1 hour - 81.5 MB

What do you get when the kid who films trash bags from American Beauty trains a teenage Hit Girl to fight in a prom dress? You get Final Girl starring Abigail Breslin, Wes Bentley, Logan Huffman, and directed by Tyler Shields. Is there a movie you think we should watch? Hit us up on twitter […]

Episode 34 – Indigenous

May 27, 2016 15:00 - 1 hour - 84.6 MB

Nobody expects the Chupacabra!! Hey folks, tonight the guys watched #Indigenous starring Zachary Soetenga, Lindsey McKeon, Sofia Pernas, and directed by Alastair Orr. So close but yet so one star! Got a movie we should watch, or need an excuse to watch? Hit us us @onestarpodcast!

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