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Offbeat Beards

35 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 year ago -

This is Greenbird555 and Offbeat Santino bringing you guys our uncensored opinion on beardcare and skincare. This new addition to our media platforms has info on the behind-the-scenes, upcoming products, product reviews, and of course ridiculous banter being whatever we want it to be; hence the name "Offbeat beards."

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Episodes

Throwing Brands Under The Bus Now!

April 18, 2023 22:59 - 1 hour - 89.7 MB

We Are Moving A Different Direction?

April 18, 2023 22:28 - 1 hour - 113 MB

Is this the end of a specific era with the bearded community?

Last Recording of 2022 & The End of Beard Care?

December 21, 2022 17:30 - 2 hours - 182 MB

We Being Sponsored?! - A Barber Makes Greenbird555 Look Busted

October 04, 2022 14:52 - 1 hour - 90.7 MB

A Deer Totaled My Car & Giving Brands A Second Chance

August 09, 2022 20:52 - 35 minutes - 49 MB

Briefings - Where Have We been?

July 25, 2022 12:19 - 25 minutes - 34.6 MB

Hi Guys! This is. very short episode which is something we never do really so we hope you all enjoy it.

Wannabe Influencers, Cars, & Avoiding Certain Skincare

April 11, 2022 13:45 - 1 hour - 151 MB

Relaunching The Podcast & Where We Have Been!

March 21, 2022 12:54 - 1 hour - 144 MB

So everyone, it has been a long minute once again and it's crazy that we are now doing this all over again. You know it always feels weird when we do the recordings since there's always something happening within the bearded community. Drama always follows the bearded community even when it simmers down! We are back, but we will be recording only once per month, and there it just too much to share within the recording because we only have so much time really within our schedules. Sa...

New Beginnings And of Course An Issue

September 17, 2021 13:31 - 1 hour - 109 MB

New season of Offbeat Beards is finally here and you'll see a brand new evolution of the direction we are going at this point.

Are You Adding Fear Mongering, or Faux Holistic Beliefs To Get Attention?

June 01, 2021 14:40 - 2 hours - 203 MB

This was a cornucopia of content here because we covered a different range of topics this time around. It's funny that we are now just talking about the fear-mongering faux religious nonsense we are seeing in the bearded community along with the faux holistic people in the world of health. We talk about crypto again and it's funny how Santino contradicted himself about using apps such as Robinhood and others, another topic we had to talk about is people abusing the subject of 'Menta...

Are We Now Becoming Episodic? Crypto Boom Vs Berkshire aka Warren Bitter Nancy

May 10, 2021 15:34 - 2 hours - 171 MB

We feel that season is becoming episodic in so many ways even though we are still talking about skincare and beardcare. The content per usual is all over the place, but it still melds together into a perfect mold.

High Speed Car Chase & Rare Collectibles

April 19, 2021 14:44 - 1 hour - 95.1 MB

The conversation starts off with Greenbird555 dealing with a hit and run which turned into a high-speed car chase within San Francisco! Collections we may have that should be treated with pristine care and maybe white-glove treatment.

Products Expiring Too Soon?

April 06, 2021 15:27 - 1 hour - 91.2 MB

A long delay of uploading has to an end for the moment. We discuss codes and affiliate links in the world of beardcare, but this goes for every niche imaginable.

Is It Still Yours After Altering?

March 16, 2021 21:12 - 56 minutes - 78 MB

So you guys may already know what has been happening so far if you have been paying attention to social media, and especially in particular on Greenbird555's TikTok and Instagram. As I have and my cohost has stated here you need to be an actual artist to know photoshop very well to know truly understand what we are talking about, but that doesn't we are dismissing everyone who's giving their opinion.

Stalker Part 2 of 2 - Possible Jealousy & Avoiding Corn Starch Fillers

March 15, 2021 12:18 - 52 minutes - 72.3 MB

Greenbird555 talks about his attraction to women on a rare occasion at the beginning of this conversation which, brings us to this question "Does your significant other get jealous if someone else DMs you?" 

Stalker Part Status, Take A Loss To Be A Boss & What Greenbird's Association With His Beard - Part 1

March 08, 2021 13:37 - 56 minutes - 77.1 MB

Growing out your beard there is always a reason why for yourself, but sometimes you can associate it with something else you have known; also with haven't talked about it publicly with friends/family. During this pandemic should we shorthand ourselves for a job when times are tough even though you know you're more than qualified than what the potential employer is offering. That’s what we talk about here in this recording.

Western Themed & Our 1st Special Guest From Jardon The Mess!

March 01, 2021 16:00 - 1 hour - 129 MB

Let's talk western and rugged stylized themed products. This is a big deal because we have our very first guest of honor with us and we couldn't be happier to share this with you all. We spill hella tea, we talking about our fav brands that suit the theme, and also we touched upon how some companies are pretty narrow-minded which is too much going on for anyone's taste.

Downgrading Your Car, & Word of The Year "Insurecction"

February 22, 2021 15:13 - 1 hour - 113 MB

We've all heard the topic heard around the world called "The Insurecction" and we revisit how are you going to sell yourself as things dwindle down. Rodney's car decides to lose its power after grocery shopping and this was during a time when logging out of social media to avoid the conversations on everyone's tongue. Are we going to spend big money on a shave serum?

1st Hair Transplant, 2nd Boxtox & 3rd Don't Get Laser Tattoo Removal From Groupon

February 08, 2021 15:12 - 1 hour - 97.9 MB

Sentence fillers are fun, but when you catch yourself using them 24/7 it's a drag with editing and you sound all over the place. Giving yourself a challenge you set out for when it comes to your grooming can be rather more time-consuming than anticipated. Greenbird555 has been working in the spa-world for years and has seen everything, but when the client says they bought a laser tattoo removal Groupon: you already know it went 0-60.

We're Back For Season 2!

February 01, 2021 15:02 - 1 hour - 145 MB

It's true we are back and it's a strong sign that we are here to slay the game! You all know that we are so all over the place that we had to talk about the extreme nature of the stock market and insane impulse buys of $85 socks. The state we decided to stay interesting because a break was needed and doing episodes the way we have is what we feel is realistic. On another note, we talked about how some beardcare businesses and companies decided to display their luxurious collections ...

Thank You Listeners Who Have Morals

January 18, 2021 14:20 - 47 minutes - 65.4 MB

Should we have our own individual cloud for our own privacy sake, or should we just stick with the regular clouds we are all on? We discuss who is listening to us in foreign countries and it's awesome how much we are evolving. Our question is "Are being ignorant of who is listening to us on your beardcare and skincare goals?"

After The Holidays & Shocking Product Reviews

January 11, 2021 13:41 - 1 hour - 104 MB

Santino and I talk about how some big iconic Northern California staples are shutting down and we then steer into how Walmart is doing the most selling knockoff and fake brands! The burnout within the bearded community has major highs then extreme lows when there's something new on the market because we have to talk about the harsh reality as to why. Something that may be contributing to the saturated market along with everyone's burnout probably is the packaging that seems to have ...

Halloween In December

January 04, 2021 13:30 - 39 minutes - 54.1 MB

We are back with another special edition episode where we revisit "Cannibalism" within the influencer world in all spectrums of niches. The response to the first episode was amazing! Watching the same drama from then unfold now will reveal it's true form of intention soon we guarantee it.

Car Accidents & Beardcare Allergies

December 28, 2020 14:40 - 54 minutes - 74.4 MB

The week leading up to the big holiday was really all over the place because Rodney's mother totalled his dad's car! This incident happened a few days before which of course doesn't help make anything go smoothly. Santino and Rodney also go over beardcare fillers that people may be allergic to because a product was making one of your hosts flush every time they used the grooming products. We even talk about pairing beardcare with cologne and you guys will be shocked to hear what is ...

Christmas Special Edition

December 21, 2020 16:06 - 1 hour - 129 MB

This is our special Christmas episode where we share our thoughts on holiday-themed products and what skincare brands have slight elements of the holiday spirit without being categorized like that. Santino and I also talk about how working currently works in your favor in terms of unemployment when everyone is going into a shut down yet again. There is so many things that touch upon it's hard to recall what we spoke of last since we are always offbeat!

Kinda Fake Beard Reviews & The Photoshopping Struggle - The Saturated Beard Market & Wholesale Private Labeling Starter Kits - Part 2 of 2 - Part 1 of 2

December 14, 2020 15:39 - 54 minutes - 74.6 MB

*Note this was recorded back in September* This is part 2 of 2 and we now get into the subject of "The bearded community" being almost saturated with new businesses which is good and bad. Santino and I even talk about things we have been seeing pop such as "whole beard oil starter kits" which is a thing! To us, that is very suspect at the end of the day; because no one wants prefabricated products with a different label slapped onto it which is the same exact formula in a different ...

Kinda Fake Beard Reviews & The Photoshopping Struggle - The True Techie High Life, Artists We Hire & The Adoption Process - Part 1 of 2

December 07, 2020 16:13 - 54 minutes - 75.5 MB

*Note* This was recorded back in September, 2020! We briefly talk about how the people who have helped us create our brand and of course we touch upon the bearded community in which the conversation does get random. We reel it in to get back on track as usual and something we thought was appropriate to talk about was adoption which is now totally new for one of your hosts Santino.  It's crazy how rent and mortgages keep fluctuating all the time and it doesn't seem people can catch ...

Black Coffee Friday - Black Friday Deals Turn Take A Different Turn

November 30, 2020 16:26 - 1 hour - 98.6 MB

Thanksgiving and Friendsgiving has passed so now people are getting ready in full swing for the Black Friday Deals everywhere. We take an extreme detour from the current conversation and can't seem to get back on track with this one, but that's how shopping deals crumble beneath us. Something a lot of guys are asking themselves and to the bearded community is this "Is beardcare actually tactical and this marketing still working?"

Friendsgiving - Who's Actually Giving Back & Is Shaving Lotion A Thing?

November 23, 2020 16:42 - 51 minutes - 70.5 MB

We all know that the big holidays are coming our way now which is the biggest sign that the year about to end. The question we are asking ourselves "Who is actually giving back?" We also talk about luxury brands that have sold their formula's to elite luxury hotels and also a high-end brand that might be selling a gimmick?

How Are You Gonna Sell Yourself Now?

November 16, 2020 21:19 - 1 hour - 135 MB

So much has happened over the course of a few weeks and one of the things you need to ask yourself in terms of being a brand owner "How am I going to sell my brand now after this election?" This is something I have been wondering because we all know if you want to make it big you have to be somewhat open-minded and this goes for both sides of the parties. This is us we can't stay on one topic here since we side-bar constantly.

Views Lost & Beard Products Go Mainstream Part 2 - Beard Grooming Not Working, Hood Barbershops & The Dark Web Conversation

November 09, 2020 15:56 - 1 hour - 118 MB

*Note* Episode was recorded back in late August, 2020. This is part 2 of this very long podcast, but this had some interesting detours because it's us! We don't even know how we got from iS Clinical products down to my crazy dreams about the dark web and even how YouTube is being very extra.

Views Lost & Beard Products Go Mainstream - Part 1

November 02, 2020 19:11 - 1 hour - 117 MB

In this entire 2 part episode we talk about so much that ranges from beard-care, skincare all the way down to influencers doing Onlyfans! We are weren't expecting to take the conversation to the next level, but this is something that pandemic has brought a lot of creators at this point in the game.

Halloween Special Edition - Cannibalism Within Influencers

October 26, 2020 12:57 - 34 minutes - 47.4 MB

This is our Halloween Edition of our podcast! We just wanted to do something that suits the spirit of this spooky holiday and this is about the cannibalism within influencers

Matte Finish For Men & Beard Growth Hoaxes?

October 20, 2020 13:21 - 45 minutes - 41.5 MB

We talk about beard growth serums, matte finish skincare for men that won't give you a shine and of course just random topics because we get off track(hence our name Offbeat beards). Transitioning from one format to another is kinda hard so bare with us on this recording when we talk about our YouTube channels.

Episode 1 - Circuit City & Suncoast Video

October 09, 2020 15:20 - 56 minutes - 52.1 MB

This is a introduction about us to our audience new and old. We talk about the what's going on in our lives along with some beardcare and skincare, but this episode is just about having fun with the conversation and going with the flow.