Off the Chain with Doberman Dan
100 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 5 years ago - ★★★★★ - 108 ratingsThe Doberman Dan Show is where top performing entrepreneurs share their lessons and secrets for prosperity, financial independence, time freedom and building a lifestyle-driven business.
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The Greatest Discovery Of Your Life!
July 11, 2019 04:00 - 52 minutes - 48.4 MBWe’ve had a good run... but after today, it’s over. I’m talking about my podcast, Off The Chain. I just published the final episode. (For the reasons explained on the podcast.) Anyhoo... in preparation for this one last episode, I asked myself the following question: “If this were the last time you ever heard from me, what would I want to leave you with? I gotta tell ya... coming up with just one thing was REALLY difficult. But I did. And I entitled the parting wisdom I’m leav...
The ONLY reason 99% fail... and others make a fortune
June 20, 2019 04:00 - 22 minutes - 20.7 MBSUBJECT: The ONLY reason 99% fail... while others make a FORTUNE... I was a scrawny teenager. And I started pumping iron because I desperately wanted to put on some muscle. But I struggled for 10 long years and made very few gains. Because I was avoiding this one thing. And as soon as I discover this I gained almost 20 pounds of muscle in less than 3 months. (And no, it wasn’t steroids.) It’s the exact same reason most people are struggling in business. And the minute you embra...
Are YOU part of the "in" crowd?
June 13, 2019 04:00 - 14 minutes - 14 MBSUBJECT: How to sell free info for $100,000 or more... Wanna know how to get people to pay $7500 to $125,000 for information that’s already available for free online? It’s actually quite simple... IF you understand human nature. AND you know how to use that understanding to get people to pay you large sums of money. Click here to discover the secret on this week’s episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan
The cosmic quantum secret that attracts money
June 06, 2019 04:00 - 18 minutes - 17.5 MBSUBJECT: THIS is what attracts money like crazy (you might be surprised) I’ve discovered something that attracts money like a high-powered electric magnet on steroids. Now before you think good ole DD has finally lost what little sanity he had left, allow me to pontificate. No woo woo, new agey, pseudo-scientific BS. We're talking about something quite pragmatic that can be measured with MRIs and all that other high-tech stuff. And this is P-O-W-E-R-F-U-L. Seriously... before you e...
The Don Con - Richard Armstrong
May 30, 2019 04:00 - 38 minutes - 35.7 MBSUBJECT: How to talk anybody into anything... Compelling subject line, huh? Well, it ain’t mine. It’s actually the title of a special report by my friend and colleague, Richard Armstrong. And Richard is using this report in the most unusual way. I gotta tell ya... this is pure genius in its elegant simplicity. And I believe that anybody can use this creative secret to promote just about anything. Richard reveals the whole deal on the latest episode of Off The Chain. Click here...
The Door To Freedom
May 23, 2019 04:00 - 14 minutes - 13.9 MBSUBJECT: Look... HERE is the door to freedom... As soon as I saw this strange event happening I thought, “This has gotta be the best metaphor EVER.” In fact, IF you have what it takes... this metaphor can make you financially independent for the rest of your life. That’s what it has done for me... and several others I’ve helped. Click here to discover this huge, honkin’ “financial freedom” metaphor revealed on the latest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, ...
Things not going as expected? Do THIS...
May 16, 2019 04:00 - 18 minutes - 17.9 MBSUBJECT: At last... the one big secret for HUGE success! (It ain’t what you think) This is soooooooo counterintuitive. It’s the complete opposite of what we’re told. But after more than three decades as a serial entrepreneur it’s the most successful thing I’ve EVER done. Another little serendipity... FINALLY... my PTSD/anxiety riddled mind is at peace. (No drugs needed.) Click here to discover big secret revealed on the latest episode of Off The Chain. Al...
The Cure to Addiction with Bob Gardner part 2
May 09, 2019 04:00 - 40 minutes - 37.8 MBSUBJECT: Is you brain still running version 2.0? Here’s how to upgrade... Some thought provoking ideas in this interview. For one, why it’s time to upgrade your brain operating system. And that addiction isn’t a disease. And a new model for reclaiming your power. All things that won’t just make your business better... they’ll make your whole life better. This is part two of the interview last week I entitled, “Porn, your brain and making lots of money.” ...
The Cure to Addiction with Bob Gardner part 1
May 02, 2019 04:00 - 21 minutes - 19.9 MBSUBJECT: Porn, your brain and making lots of money... Wow! Within only the first 90 seconds, this conversation to an IMMEDIATE 180 from where I thought it was going. Talk about hitting ya with both barrels right from the git-go... with no warm-up! Then it got even more fascinating and controversial from there. Listen... If you think you’re stuck with your negative programming... If your 12-step program has conditioned to believe that you’re an addict for life... Or... if you th...
Why Bill Murray is my new hero
April 25, 2019 04:00 - 25 minutes - 24 MBIf you’re awake and paying attention, then what I’m sharing HERE could be the secret to making more money than any sane human being could ever possibly need. If that’s your thang. Or... if you’ve already got all your financial bases covered and are looking for something more... Then this could be an almost instant path to enlightenment. And it came from the most unexpected person... Bill Murray, the comedic actor. It’s all explained here on the latest episode of...
Is The 3-Day Work Week The Secret To Maximum Productivity?
April 18, 2019 04:00 - 21 minutes - 20.2 MBThis is soooo counter-intuitive. The idea that you can make more money by working less. Finally... here’s the REAL skinny on how to do it. Click here to check it out on the latest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan
My Secret To 3 to 1 ROI on your marketing dollars
April 11, 2019 04:00 - 20 minutes - 19.1 MBLong story short... I wrote a direct mail piece for a nutritional supplement recently. Now normally, if you can get to break even in direct mail, even the top experts are frickin’ ECSTATIC. “Break even” meaning you get enough sales to make back all your costs to do the mailing. But you don’t make any money on the front end. However, my piece is consistently getting a 5 to 1 ROI when mailed to cold lists for customer acquisition. Even the experts would say that’s...
Tale of Danielle and Danny
April 04, 2019 04:00 - 22 minutes - 21.1 MBOnce upon a time, there were two little rosebushes named Danielle and Danny. Their story is at first tragic. However... once you understand the secret buried within, it will make you ECSTATIC. Because at last... you’ll know the secret to getting EVERYTHING you desire. Click here to discover the truth on the latest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan
Best of All Time Series: How not to be a pussy in your eMail marketing
March 28, 2019 04:00 - 22 minutes - 21.1 MBThe following is a replay of one of the top 3 most downloaded episodes of Off The Chain. Enjoy! Ben Settle and I switched lives. He hosted my Off The Chain show while I hosted his Anti-preneur show. And when Ben took over my spot on Off The Chain, chaos and controversy ensued. His topic? How to not be a pussy in your email marketing. And I can think of none better to teach it than Ben Settle. Just a few of the things he covered are... How to build a thriving six-figure busi...
Best of All Time Series: Internet Marketing Pioneer
March 21, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 90.1 MBThe following is a replay of one of the top 3 most downloaded episodes of Off The Chain. Enjoy! This is a special bonus episode of Doberman Dan's “Off The Chain” show. It’s an interview with online marketing pioneer Ken McCarthy. Ken was the first person ever to hold an Internet marketing conference and is responsible for many of the Internet marketing breakthroughs we all use today. Ken is taking it easy and enjoying life these days... so I had to chase him down to whichever exoti...
Best of All Time Series: The #1 secret to getting clients – from an A-list copywriter
March 14, 2019 04:00 - 20 minutes - 19.4 MBThe following is a replay of one of the top 3 most downloaded episodes of Off The Chain. Enjoy! My friend and fellow knight in the Marketing Camelot, Brian Keith Voiles, shared some truly breakthrough stuff recently. Brian is one of the best copywriters I know. And he has written copy (quite successfully) for practically ALL the big successful direct response marketers. Including all the big name gurus you would know. He has also used his copywriting skills in his own entrepren...
How to get what you want
March 07, 2019 05:00 - 15 minutes - 14.9 MBI’ve figured out how to use those three thangs to make myself (and a few clients) RICH. Click here to discover the whole story on the latest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan
Is THIS your biggest fear?
February 28, 2019 05:00 - 17 minutes - 16.3 MBThe greatest fear people have is... Well... something you might not expect. But it’s the number one thing that holds entrepreneurs back from achieving their goals and dreams. Click here to discover this huge fear... and how to overcome it... on this week’s Off The Chain show. All the best, Doberman Dan
The fountain of youth... in Pennsylvania?
February 21, 2019 05:00 - 12 minutes - 12 MBEver heard of Roseto Pennsylvania? Interesting story. The fountain of youth was discovered there. More specifically, it’s a secret PROVEN to keep you healthy and extend your life. But lil ole moi being the incurable capitalist that I am... I figured out how to use this secret to cram copious cashola into your coffers. AKA... make a LOT of money. Click here to discover all the exciting details on this week’s Off The Chain show. ...
A zoo of lusts, a nursery of fears, a harem of fondled hatreds
February 14, 2019 05:00 - 21 minutes - 20 MBA zoo of lusts, a nursery of fears, a harem of fondled hatreds. That’s what it feels like inside my head just about every time I sit down to write. Or really, ANY kind of creative activity. However... I’ve discovered a way to create things in SPITE of that. In fact, this is THE secret to being a GREAT writer... and standing head and shoulders above everybody else in your market. Click here to discover all the exciting details on this week...
An Effortless Way To DOUBLE Your Income
February 07, 2019 05:00 - 15 minutes - 14.3 MBToday I’m revealing something I learned while whoring out my mind to the highest bidder... a.k.a. being a freelance copywriter. And it made the difference between being like most of the other copywriters out there... always broke, begging for, and acepting any second rate gig that’ll pay the rent... To having the choice to pick and choose the best projects... While working with some of the best marketers and entrepreneurs in the country. And all the while getting paid 10 times... 50 ...
It's Official... The Old Model Is Now A System Of Poverty And Death
January 31, 2019 05:00 - 16 minutes - 15.2 MBEven though you’ve probably never realized it... You’ve been indoctrinated... Strike that... you’ve been programmed... No, that’s not it either... You’ve been HYPNOTIZED! Hypnotized to remain a failure your entire life. The formula we’ve been brainwashed to accept is actually a formula for leaving you six figures in debt in your early-twenties... with the only employment options available to you being menial low-wage jobs and no chance of advancement. ...
Tired Of Making Your Boss Rich?
January 24, 2019 05:00 - 14 minutes - 13.7 MBDid you know that there are all kinds of “low-hanging fruit” opportunities that make a lot of money? I showed one of these to one of the knights in my Marketing Camelot. And in a very short period of time he started making an extra $100,000 a year. And he did that only working a few hours a month. So if you truly are tired of making your boss rich... there are plenty of things like this you can to make YOURSELF rich. That’s why this week I’m revealing my 4-step plan to take...
This will be your biggest regret
January 17, 2019 05:00 - 12 minutes - 11.7 MBI used to think I had to put off doing what I really wanted to do until “someday.” And that “someday” almost always had something to do with making a certain income. I used to think that I had to have the right person or relationship in my life to be “complete.” I thought I needed to “arrive” before I could be happy. However... the past three decades have shown me something “veddy iiiiiiinteresting.” (Obscure 70s reference.) And if you don’t want to piss away 30 years of your life ...
Your way sucks, My way = wealth and freedom
January 10, 2019 05:00 - 15 minutes - 14.5 MBI didn't want to die like this
January 03, 2019 05:00 - 16 minutes - 15.9 MBI came into this world kicking and screaming and covered in someone else’s blood... and I always thought I’d go out that way, too. However, fate had other plans about how he was gonna take me out. And I never expected I would die like THIS. It made me see life completely differently. And I have a feeling it will do the same for you, too. Click here for all the details on the latest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan
Lifestyle Business Q & A
December 27, 2018 05:00 - 57 minutes - 53.6 MBI make no bones about... I think Facebook is an addiction where people piss away their lives doing things that accomplish nothing but make them feel bad. So why did I do a live event there? Click here to discover why on the latest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan
Trading In Your Illusion For a Life
December 20, 2018 05:00 - 17 minutes - 16.2 MBThere’s a reason you’re not where you want to be yet. And it’s not entirely your fault. Why? Because the information (some would call it a “secret”) you needed has been deliberately hidden from you. Click here and I’ll reveal this secret you need to get unstuck. All the details are on the latest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan
The First Key To Getting Rich Is...
December 13, 2018 05:00 - 18 minutes - 17.3 MBIt’s true. There really IS one big secret that will allow you to master anything effortlessly. It’s so counterintuitive... most people just don’t get it. Therefore, they never become a master at anything. Whatever you’re struggling with... your business... your marketing... your art... your athletic activities... You can master them with this one secret. Click here and I’ll reveal it to you on the latest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan
Why You're Not Making Enough Money
December 06, 2018 05:00 - 19 minutes - 18.8 MBMy research seems to indicate that you probably are. But this undercharging problem has nothing to do with your product, demand or any other market conditions. Click here to discover the REAL issue on the latest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan
How WalMart Can Make You Wealthy
November 29, 2018 05:00 - 29 minutes - 27.2 MBThere’s a change happening. It’s already affecting lots of marketers... but it will soon affect us ALL. And one of two thing can happen from this sea change... You’ll go broke and be out of business... or... You’ll prosper beyond your wildest dreams! And lucky for you, you can discover all the marketing intelligence you need to prosper with these changes by going to Wal-Mart. Click here for all the details on the latest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan
How To Kill Your Anti-Success Gremlins
November 22, 2018 05:00 - 16 minutes - 15.3 MBIt’s almost the end of the year. Have you accomplished all the goals you wanted to accomplish? Is your income where you wanted it to be? Is your health and physical condition what you wanted it to be? Has your business grown like you wanted? Have you stacked up all the wealth you’d wanted to accumulate this year? If not, it’s probably because you were sabotaged by anti success gremlins. But don’t worry. Click here and I’ll tell you how to defeat those little buggers on the newe...
The 5-Step Formula To Turn A Failed Business Into A "Home Run" Business
November 15, 2018 05:00 - 21 minutes - 20.6 MBI just coached two clients while launching brand new businesses. Both of them hit home runs their very first time up to bat. That’s VERY rare. But I’ve discovered a secret to doing that. Not the ridiculous stuff the dumbass IM people claim to be “the secret.” I’ve discovered the REAL secret. The stuff the “A-list” dudes and dudettes have spent a frickin’ LIFETIME figuring out. The little known secret that means the difference between your copy… your product… your business being...
Take A Vacation From Your Problems
November 08, 2018 05:00 - 19 minutes - 18 MBI know it sounds crazy but making lots of money made me miserable. OK, sound it wasn’t the MONEY that made me miserable. It was what I was doing to make it. I was ready to chuck it all and go be a monk in a Tibetan monastery. That’s when I discovered the solution in a movie. And when I implemented this secret... life rocked again. And almost miraculously... my income didn’t drop much at all. Then a short time later I made MORE money doing less... and doing none of that previous...
Why Entrepreneurship Is Not ACTUALLY Entrepreneurship
November 01, 2018 04:00 - 20 minutes - 19.2 MBListen up and I shall regale and hopefully enlighten you with a tale of two clients... The names have been changed to protect the innocent. However... if you wanna know one of the biggest secrets to success... you need to hear about my recent experience with two different clients. VERY different, in fact. That’s why one is successful... and the other... Well, let’s just say that I’m predicting his eminent demise. Here’s where it gets weird: They’re BOTH doing and experiencing the sam...
How To DOUBLE Your Lifetime Customer Value
October 25, 2018 04:00 - 26 minutes - 25.2 MBYou could be making a lot more money, you know. In fact, with just one simple little tweak you could probably experience an EXPONENTIAL increase in your income. However... this secret of mine is COMPLETELY contrarian. So much so, that the LMMs (lesser mortal marketers) don’t know ANYTHING about it. I learned it from a quantum physicist... and it has been absolutely frickin’ LIFE CHANGING. For me and the people I’ve shared it with. Click here to discover this secret on the newest epis...
New "Ninja" Internet Marketing Strategies
October 18, 2018 04:00 - 20 minutes - 19.1 MBGawd, the Internet Marketing world is pretty pathetic. With all their “super-secret ninja strategies” that you can buy TODAY... and you’ll become a cash millionaire by next week. What a big steaming pile of doody. The truth is... there are only two high ROI skills you need to master to make millions with direct response marketing, online or offline. And ironically, these are the skills that most “Internet Marketers” are completely oblivious about. (Probably ‘cuz they spend too much ti...
Jonathan Gryzbowski part 2
October 11, 2018 04:00 - 27 minutes - 25.9 MBHave you ever dreamed of starting a business and then getting bought out for some huge amount of money by venture capitalists? For many entrepreneurs that ain’t EVER gonna happen. Except for my guest this week. He HAS gotten offers from VCs. And he told them all to go pound salt. Not because they didn’t offer enough money. It was because he sweated frickin’ BLOOD to create his business... starting with NOTHING. And he didn’t want to turn his “baby” over to people who would turn it int...
Jonathan Gryzbowski part 1
October 04, 2018 04:00 - 24 minutes - 22.9 MBMy guest, Johnathan Grzybowski, says most entrepreneurs are blind. Blind to all the things they SHOULD be focused on. And wasting WAY too much time on stuff they SHOULDN’T be focused on. (Like opining on social media about stupid stuff... like politics.) But... when you can see your blind spots... and invest your time focusing on those... you can see meteoric growth. And that’s EXACTLY what happened with his business. He went from an idea that he “ran up the flagpole”... to over 40...
Always do better with Dr. Emily Letran part 2
September 27, 2018 04:00 - 31 minutes - 29.1 MBDr. Emily Letran is a force of nature. She barely escaped communist Vietnam at age 8 after the US troops pulled out. And man, she has had it TOUGH. And that’s the understatement of the decade. Listen to part two of her story on the latest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan
Always do better with Dr. Emily Letran part 1
September 20, 2018 04:00 - 27 minutes - 25.6 MBImagine... You’re only 8 years old and your mother just died... Your family members are imprisoned by the communist regime... You escape a country at war with nothing but the clothes on your back... No money... Your father left behind... (who dies a short time later)... You live in a series of refugee camps, often wondering if you’ll even eat that week... Then through nothing short of a miracle you wind up in the U.S. You still got nuttin’... but at least you’ve got a chance ...
Bugger Off!
September 13, 2018 04:00 - 21 minutes - 20.4 MBI’m constantly bothered by people who want me to work for free. Constantly. The ruse is usually the promise of “future income.” Probably because it’s super easy to make promises about money you don’t have yet. Once people have it, very, VERY few seem to be able to keep their word and pay what they promised. That’s why I found this lesson interesting. Even more interesting, I learned it from one of my favorite jazz-fusion guitarists, Scott Henderson. It’s all revealed here on the la...
The cure for cancer
September 06, 2018 04:00 - 14 minutes - 14 MBAnd this cure is shockingly simple. Click here for all the details on my latest Off The Chain show. All the best, Doberman Dan P.S. I think you’ll be amazed to discover what you can use to cure cancer. It’s something nobody other than me has ever revealed. Click here for the big cancer-curing secret... Pax vobiscum.
You're not special
August 30, 2018 04:00 - 25 minutes - 23.6 MBI discovered a HUGE secret to success. And of all places, I found it on an old episode of Mr. Rogers’ neighborhood. Listen... this is DEEP. So deep, it even blew away Producer Jonathan. He was completely flabbergasted. If you’ve ever struggled with thoughts that don’t serve you and keep you from doing the things you want to do... you MUST click here now. All the best, Doberman Dan
Lee Milteer part 2
August 23, 2018 04:00 - 31 minutes - 29.2 MBYa know something... the basics of running a business just ain’t that complicated. But there’s something that always messes it up and makes it a million times harder. It’s the crap and illusions that have been implanted inside your cranium. Mostly by others who do it to control you. Amazingly, my guest on this week’s Off The Chain show has found the answer to that. Of all places... from Mr. Spock on Star Trek. Actually, that’s just PART of the answer. But it’s a damn good one. If y...
Lee Milteer part 1
August 16, 2018 04:00 - 31 minutes - 29.2 MBI’ve been looking for a workable and pragmatic answer to this question for years. And THIS analogy finally answered that question. As far as I’m concerned... Best. Answer. Ever. It’s all revealed on this week’s episode of Off The Chain. Along with some other insights that will help you make a bunch more cashola... while not creating a life that sucks. All the best, Doberman Dan
The artist's journey is the hero's journey
August 09, 2018 04:00 - 19 minutes - 18.4 MBListen up and I’ll tell a story... A story that will make you feel less lonely. Well... at least that’s what it did for me. It’s the story of Daniel Johnston. And little did he know... he was writing the story of ALL people who try to create something. Click here and maybe you’ll find a little comfort and brief respite from the cruelty of this world... And the continual onslaught from all the people you’re surrounded by. And maybe... just maybe... you’ll feel a little less alon...
Stupid marketing mistakes I've made part 1 of 1001
August 02, 2018 04:00 - 29 minutes - 27.7 MBI’ve screwed up just about everything in regards to business, my personal life... and everything else. And I continue to make plenty of mistakes. But this one was a doozy. It was the last straw on the camel’s back that drove me to a legal bankruptcy. It’s all revealed on this week’s episode of Off The Chain. Listen now so that YOU don’t make the same mistake. All the best, Doberman Dan
How to make 6-figures a month as a coach with Russ Ruffino
July 26, 2018 04:00 - 26 minutes - 24.8 MBI had the pleasure of interviewing a fellow marketer the other day. Interesting dude. He has a proven system that lets you bypass all the “bottom of the totem pole” low price customers... and “leapfrog” your way to the 20% in your niche/market. The people who buy high price point stuff. It’s contrary to the old outdated marketing model I first learned back in the day. But the dude’s got the results to back him up. Click here to hear it straight from the horse’s mouth. It’s all reveal...
Why are there so many fat people in Walmart?
July 19, 2018 04:00 - 16 minutes - 15.6 MBWhat do morbidly obese people in stretchy pants with tattoos on their neck at Wal-Mart have to do with your business? EVERYTHING! Once you figure out why so many people are overweight... and why the morbidly obese love Wal-Mart, you’ll know what you should NEVER do if you want to make a lot of money in business. And what you should NEVER do if you even want to survive and STAY in business. Click here to discover all these mysteries on this week’s episode of Off The Chain. All the b...