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A Toast to F%ckboy Roasts (cumming clean after a lifetime of FAKING IT)

Nudes Before Dudes

English - September 02, 2020 12:00 - 44 minutes - 30.7 MB
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TUNE IN!! This is going to be a good one! Take notes if you may fall under the term fu%kboy & sit back and relax if you have ever had the real thing ;)

Dictionary.com has a definition for F%ckboy - a fu%ckboy is that guy...the one who doesn't respect women, but relies on them heavily. He's distant (YUP), doesn't care about other people's time, and won't commit. He's self-absorbed, does stupid things, and f%cks with others' emotions. 

I went a step further to copy and paste the urban dictionary definition as well. Enjoy all you loverbuddies! Feel free to send this episode to anyone, whether it's a f-girl or boy!!
Here it is!

A f%ckboy - An As*hole boy who is into strictly sexual relationships; he will lead a girl on and let her down, then apologize only to ask for "pics" once the girl has welcomed him back into her trust. Boys like this will pretend to genuinely care about the girl but always fail to prove the supposed affection. He almost never makes plans because he has to hangout on his terms which could be the most whimsical of times, and if the girl rejects those plans because she has a legitimate reason for not being able to hang out, he will get pissed. However, if plans are made he will bail on them without a second thought. If a girl tries to stand up to this asshole he will most likely deny everything and turn it all around on the girl making it seem as though the conflict at stake is her fault and he has done nothing wrong and hates when girls bitch at him for "no reason." He will always come crawling back because he is a horny prick and can not withstand the dispossession of one of his baes, because he has more than one that's for sure. Texting such a boy will consist of the girl carrying the conversation and the guy responding with short answers 10 or more minutes after the girl's response, but when she asks why he takes so long to answer it will be because he is "busy" but he promises he likes her. Boys like this are egotistical as*holes who can not be trusted and are hard to get rid of because they say all the right things to get the girl back.
(and I drop the mic) (hopefully not really)

...SIA for any mic taps & drink sips! A LOT of work goes into these episodes and we get parched af!! 

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