Nobody Asked for This Podcast
138 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 4 years ago - ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsI'm Dave, and my buddy Brandon and I like to sit around and chew the fat. He's a film and TV buff and I'm just hyper critical. Join us as we take a look at reboots, remakes, and ret-cons of all our favorite movies and TV shows.
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Ep.96 Start Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984) and Star Trek Beyond
August 05, 2019 00:00 - 1 hour - 108 MBDave, Brandon, and Jay go above and Beyond with this episode's review of Star Trek III: The Search for Spock and Star Trek: Beyond (2016). Brandon almost becomes and Uber driver. Jay pitches some unique new segments. Dave finally enjoys a movie, and predictably hates a trailer. We hire a new Marketing Director (it's Jay, Jay is the new Marketing Director). #uber #lyft #dickpicthursday #polygon #creditmonitoring #wwe #galaxysedge #startrek #starwars #picard #cbs Skip to 00:35:11 if yo...
Ep.95 Beauty and the Beast
July 29, 2019 00:00 - 1 hour - 96.5 MBDave, Brandon, and Jay invite you to be their guest as they review Beauty and the Beast (1991 and 2017). Brandon hates America (or maybe just "whatever"). Jay has interesting opinions regarding women and laundry. Dave sees the best in everyone, even world leaders. The nuclear football does not actually launch nukes. #mothmemes #disney #beautyandthebeast #trump #qanon #mormons #coneschemes Love Trump? Then don't skip to 00:31:18! ***THIS PODCAST CONTAINS SPOILERS*** #naftcast #movi...
Ep.94 The Terminator
July 21, 2019 14:00 - 1 hour - 111 MBDave, Brandon, and not Jay are joined by Nick for their long overdue review of The Terminator (1984) and Terminator Genisys (2015). Brandon doesn't do the extra credit. Jay takes his mom to the airport. Nick writes us a jingle. Dave loves getting baited. Come with us if you want to live. Adam Conover's Factually podcast: https://www.earwolf.com/episode/guns-corporations-the-constitution-w-adam-winkler/ Political Juice's 2nd Amendment History: https://youtu.be/rhBwHiLcTG8 #iheartrad...
Ep.93 THROWBACK Episode (2017-09-20)
July 15, 2019 00:00 - 58 minutes - 63.6 MBDave and Brandon are joined by an old pal in this old episode from September 2017. This episode finds our heroes teamed up with Ian once again for a pre-NAFTcast throwback from our original studio. Ian gives us the scoop on hockey, soccer, and Destiny 2; tells us what it’s like to be a Gemini, and teaches us about sharing. Brandon show up 12 hours early, gets a little squeamish, and gets mistaken for a shaman. Dave thinks he knows shit, sleeps with his eyes open, and found those drone videos...
Ep.92 99% Sure (Scientology Edition)
July 08, 2019 00:00 - 1 hour - 87.6 MBDave and Brandon are joined by no one and they improvise. Nick gets sick. Jay goes to a play. Brandon completely disregards the excellent advice of Scientology. Dave spins off a new religion. Have you heard the good word? #scientology #scientography #chiropractor You're going to want to listen to the whole thing. ***THIS PODCAST CONTAINS SPOILERS*** #naftcast #movies #film #review #remakes #fun #funny Give us a call: 908-509-1205 Hit us up at: [email protected] Visit us on Fac...
Ep.91 99% Sure
July 01, 2019 00:00 - 1 hour - 85.7 MBDave, Brandon, and Jay are too lazy to watch movies so they try to have a conversation without the aid of the internet instead. Brandon holds us back. Jay fights for his right...to have a job. Dave's horse gets higher. The die is cast. #amero #nwo #pizza #WWE #gattaca #moon #chernobyl #probabilitysphere #healthcare #2a #socialdarwinism #pewdiepie #snowpiercer #primer #oculus It's all high quality nonsense. ***THIS PODCAST CONTAINS SPOILERS*** #naftcast #movies #film #review #remak...
Ep.90 Rocky Balboa and Creed 2
June 24, 2019 00:00 - 1 hour - 82.2 MBDave, Brandon, and Jay get back in the ring one more time to review Rocky Balboa (2006) and Creed 2 (2018). Brandon hates books. Jay takes maternity leave. Dave is hot for the Na'vi. Be careful when choosing a plumber. #educator #mightyducks #rocky #WWE #therock #hulkhogan #octagon #mma #goldenpalace Coming hot out of the gate at 00:03:28. ***THIS PODCAST CONTAINS SPOILERS*** #naftcast #movies #film #review #remakes #fun #funny Give us a call: 908-509-1205 Hit us up at: naftcast...
Ep.89 Rocky 2, 3, 4...and 5 (Hot Sandwich Gaps!)
June 17, 2019 00:00 - 1 hour - 75.9 MBDave, Brandon, and Jay have a rematch, avenge their fallen friend, and bring down communism with this week's review of Rocky 2 (1979), Rocky 3 (1982), Rocky 4 (1985) - and Dave watch Rocky 5 (1990). Brandon is perpetually working himself into a shoot. Jay stands up against Saudi Arabia by sitting down and not watching wrestling. Dave watched all the movies, and we all know who didn't want to do that. Fill your hot sandwich gap. #rocky #Philadelphia #WWE #fallout #hearingprivilege #jersey...
Ep.88 Rocky (and Creed)
June 10, 2019 00:00 - 1 hour - 84.7 MBDave, Brandon, and Jay are back in the ring with this week's review of Rocky (1976) and Creed (2015). Brandon guest stars on his own podcast. Jay assumes it all about the bum hole. Dave delivers some disturbing statistics about milk. We are the people's podcast. #rocky #boxing #scientology #mightyducks #snatch 00:29:00 to skip all the nonsense. ***THIS PODCAST CONTAINS SPOILERS*** #naftcast #movies #film #review #remakes #fun #funny Give us a call: 908-509-1205 Hit us up at: naft...
Ep.87 Independence Day
June 03, 2019 00:00 - 1 hour - 95.3 MBDave, Brandon, and Jay celebrate their independence as they review Independence Day (1996) and Independence Day: Resurgence (2016). Brandon...isn't here, he's at the airport. Jay doesn't get top billing. Dave's angry about chairs. It's the Dave Show; featuring Jay! #happybirthday #GoT #independenceday #july4th #4thofjuly #willsmith #scientology #johntravolta Freedom starts at 00:18:57. ***THIS PODCAST CONTAINS SPOILERS*** #naftcast #movies #film #review #remakes #fun #funny Give...
Ep.86 99% Sure #16 (Mostly Brandon and Jay)
May 27, 2019 00:00 - 1 hour - 79.7 MBDave, Brandon, and Jay try to have an intelligent conversation without using the internet (except for Dave). Brandon reads a list of TV shows. Jay talks pinball. Dave's busy with phone sex. It's the Jay and Brandon show! #galaga #therock #startrek #amazonprime #GoT #pinball #arcade #wings #scifi #videogames #guts #wwe I'm not really even sure. ***THIS PODCAST CONTAINS SPOILERS*** #naftcast #movies #film #review #remakes #fun #funny Give us a call: 908-509-1205 Hit us up at: na...
Ep.85 Transformers
May 20, 2019 00:00 - 1 hour - 88.6 MBDave, Brandon, and Jay transform and roll out with this week's review of The Transformers: The Movie (1986) and Transformers (2007). Brandon is late (but he makes up for it by not bringing McDonald's). Jay celebrates Teacher Appreciation Week by feeling under appreciated. Dave gets extra drunk for this one. #blocked #bobsegar #teacherappreciation #GoT #michaelbay Autobots maximize at 00:26:00. ***THIS PODCAST CONTAINS SPOILERS*** #naftcast #movies #film #review #remakes #fun #fun...
Ep.84 Clerks
May 13, 2019 00:00 - 1 hour - 107 MBDave, Brandon, and Jay weren't even supposed to be here today...but since they are they review Clerks (1994) and Clerks 2 (2006). Brandon on this podcast (I swear). Jay doesn't know lady dogs. Dave doesn't return books. Happy Mother's Day! https://www.dictionary.com/browse/conspiracy #caseykasem #ponderous #yeet #nintendo #jordanpeterson #scientology #tomcruise #kevinsmith #clerks #patriceoneal #opieandanthony # captainmarvel #stanlee #mallrats #monsterreign #GoT #QuentinTarantino #s...
Ep.83 Star Trek: Discovery (Season 2-Part 2)
May 05, 2019 22:00 - 1 hour - 100 MBDave, Brandon, and Jay talk about the newest Star Trek (and Forny shows up!). Brandon doesn't watch Game of Thrones. Jay read the books. Dave is doing it all for the greater good. Eric describes a dog. Happy Birthday Christine! #easter #dogs #rescue #scout #jordanpeterson #google #repression #GoT #startrek #discovery #std #audible #yesand #boardgames #method #ninja #pewdiepie #betterthanthesweetreleaseofdeath It's all a bit much, actually. ***THIS PODCAST CONTAINS SPOILERS*** #naf...
Ep.82 Tron
April 28, 2019 22:00 - 1 hour - 111 MBDave, Brandon, and Jay are joined by their friend Frank and proceed to assault their eyes with a review of Tron (1982) and Tron: Legacy (2010). Frank is getting hitched. Brandon has NO taste. Jay is extremely intelligent. Dave makes them way for it (whatever that means). #southpark #jordanpeterson #DIY #ICE #WWE #taxes #bioware #roadhouse #jerseyshore #rodneydangerfield #disney #marypoppins #dickvandyke #GoT #clarissaexplains #alexjones #snick #nickelodeon #inception #sliders #ducati #g...
Ep.81 WrestleMania Recap
April 21, 2019 22:00 - 1 hour - 87.4 MBDave and Brandon listen in amazement as Jay regales them with tales of WrestleMania. Brandon sees good trailers on both sides. Jay didn't do anything cool. Dave will be doing marketing for WWE from now on. We shorten the show notes. #wwe #wrestlemania #dustyfinish #hulkhogan #johnoliver #veganeggs #whitepowerranger #mortgage It's all a bit much, actually. ***THIS PODCAST CONTAINS SPOILERS*** #naftcast #movies #film #review #remakes #fun #funny Give us a call: 908-509-1205 Hit u...
Ep.80 Ocean's 11
April 14, 2019 22:00 - 1 hour - 128 MBDave, Brandon, and Jay are on the road to WrestleMania in this week's review of Ocean's 11 (1960) and Ocean's Eleven (2001). Brandon makes a natural cut unnatural, gives the best gifts, and has been doing every episode in black face. Jay was a pest, absolutely cannot cook, and will not be bringing a sign. Dave doesn't make an epilepsy joke, suspects wrestlers might be on drugs, and is worried Russian bots are infiltrating the WWE. #dq #wwe #wrestlemania #johnoliver #opieandanthony #stern...
Ep.79 Predator (w/Nick)
April 07, 2019 22:00 - 1 hour - 124 MBDave, Brandon, and Jay are joined by Nick and actually manage to review Predator (1987), Predators (2010), and The Predator (2018). Nick is our market research, over prepares (again), and has a liberal definition of what qualifies as a joke (stick around). Brandon stays near the mic (mostly), eats humble pie, and thinks we're being worked (by our third mic). Jay thinks a certain way about super predators, continues to be wrong about Voyager, and doesn't even know who the commissioner of wres...
Ep.78 99% Sure #15 (w/Nick)
March 31, 2019 22:00 - 1 hour - 107 MBDave, Brandon, and Jay are joined by Nick and immediately get sidetracked to heck. Nick doesn't say the F-word, reports directly from New Zealand, and acts as our soundboard DJ. Brandon thinks all Republicans are racist, loves a good echo chamber, and refused to weigh in on almost anything else. Jay finds console gaming toxic, admits Trump exposed media bias, and essentially would have voted for whichever Democrat was running. Dave agrees with someone (first?), doesn't grind (for loot), and ...
Ep.77 Star Trek: Discovery - Season 2 (Part 1)
March 24, 2019 22:00 - 2 hours - 149 MBDave, Brandon, and Jay beam up for a fresh episode reviewing the first half of Star Trek: Discovery - Season 2. Brandon is an easy mark, is setting up a live episode (good luck), and isn't even good at video games (despite all the practice he gets). Jay is upset with Cleveland, knows a submarine guy, and wouldn't recognize a character arc if it bit him. Dave is a logic extremist, is unfamiliar with tee-ball, and is NOT a prison engineer. We're on the road to WrestleMania. #startrek #ale...
Ep.76 99% Sure #14
March 17, 2019 22:00 - 1 hour - 121 MBDave, Brandon, and Jay are forced to sound like fools all by themselves when Ian can't make it for this episode of 99% Sure. Brandon gets accosted at Walmart (and it was traumatic), isn't the Lord's type, and might get hired as our PA. Jay is living the game, almost gets murdered at QuickChek, and was previously down with the Lord. Dave has a tone, comes at you with car inspection tips, and follows God (on Twitter). Roll the tape back. #teamwork #stanford #centenary #the cloud #lastmanon...
Ep.75 Jurassic Park
March 10, 2019 22:00 - 1 hour - 131 MBDave, Brandon, and Jay team up with old friend Nick and spare no expense with their review of Jurassic Park (1993) and Jurassic World (2015). Nick doubts the flatness of the Earth, had to bring his own mic, and prepped so hard he read the book. Brandon goes Libertarian, thinks he works better under pressure, and uses the word "schmaltzy". Jay is back (and he's concerned about Mexican jumping beans), wants to go to space, and has an exceptional memory for things that happened in second grade....
Ep.74 Spider-Man
March 03, 2019 22:00 - 1 hour - 124 MBDave and Brandon web-sling into action with their friendly neighborhood review of Spider-Man (2002), The Amazing Spider-Man (2012), and Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017). Brandon sets up the studio, tries to take a smoke break, and is in Star Wars denial. Dave announced his run for President, is pissed at the 80s, and has a thing for ladders. Jay takes his mom to the airport. With great franchises comes great responsibility. #jussiesmollett #taxesaretheft #feelthebern2020 #brokenlizard #char...
Ep.73 The Fantastic Four
February 24, 2019 22:00 - 1 hour - 96.8 MBDave, Brandon, and Jay have a fantastic time doing a fantastic review of Fantastic Four (2005) and Fantastic Four (2015)...fantastic. Brandon is an awesome guy, finally sees Infinite War, and learns how maiden names work. Jay calls us nerds (ouch), didn't see Solo (but maintains he's a Star Wars fan), and blows the moon rock conspiracy wide open. Dave has faith in Hollywood, establishes his bona fides, and doesn't have great taste in men (apparently). #moonrocks #nasa #planetx #briancox ...
Ep.72 The State of the Podcast Address
February 17, 2019 22:00 - 51 minutes - 59.1 MBDave, Brandon, and Jay shall from time to time give to the listeners Information of the State of the Podcast, and other stuff. Brandon tags Jay on Facebook, watches sports, and liked Trump more than he thought. Jay saran wraps a car, stands up to bullies, and passes on Secretary of Education. Dave doesn't know the M word, fakes a party, and starts a war. The State of the Podcast is strong. #arresteddevelopment #howsittaste #biggiewhales #twitch #thebiggame #kayfabe #stateoftheunion #maro...
Ep.71 The Incredible Hulk
February 10, 2019 22:00 - 1 hour - 107 MBDave, Brandon, and Jay get angry; and you wouldn't like them when they're angry, because then they review Hulk (2003) and The Incredible Hulk (2008). Brandon is done with DC (and a bunch of other stuff), had his dad turn to smoke, and still hasn't seen Infinite War. Jay is an expert on nuclear physics, curses Tom Brady, and used to play WoW (he was a raid leader and at the top of the DPS charts). Dave might have face blindness, knows too much about Marvel, and is anti-Hitler (to everyone's s...
Ep.70 Blade Runner
February 03, 2019 22:00 - 1 hour - 114 MBDave, Brandon, and Jay hunt for replicants in their review of Blade Runner (1982) and Blade Runner 2049 (2017). Brandon admits he shouldn't have friends, has questionable taste, and believes some kind of Turkish conspiracy theory. Jay tells us the story of the WWE, demonstrates his wokeness, and confuses the DL44 with the E11 (because he's not a true Star Wars fan). Dave says something Brandon would say (which is good?), might have to move to Mexico, and misses out on snake sex (thankfully)...
Ep.69 99% Sure #14 (w/Dave and Jay ONLY)
January 28, 2019 00:00 - 1 hour - 140 MBDave and Jay have perhaps the best episode ever recorded, Brandon "takes his mom to the airport". Jay didn't vote for Barack Obama, moves up to Division Head, and uses a three syllable word (but he still swears too much). Dave is not a doctor, isn't saying he'd hit a kid, and never goes barrel first. Ian had to get fitted for a tux. (Episode 69, lols.) #orville #nokids #cbs #sidehustleschool #directoroffun #captainmarvel #avengers #GoT #edwardsnowden #1a #2a #lifematters #sheeple #roundeart...
Ep.68 Assault on Precinct 13
January 21, 2019 00:00 - 1 hour - 102 MBDave, Brandon, and Jay shoot the sh*t (and everything else in sight) when they review Assault on Precinct 13 (1976 and 2005). Brandon is a little too familiar with drug trafficking, came up with the gaming spindle, and is looking to play some Fortnite (so hit him up). Jay is haunted by the memory of a CT scan, ends the government shutdown, and didn't see it (but he hates it). Dave explains burning, collapses a vein, and needs to brush up on gang culture. No one likes Ethan Hawke. #compositea...
Ep.67 Star Trek 2
January 14, 2019 00:00 - 1 hour - 131 MBDave, Brandon, and Jay go where no man has gone before (except for the last time) with their review of Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982) and Star Trek: Into Darkness (2013). Brandon quits the show (repeatedly), isn't as honest as we thought, and has been undercover this whole time. Jay pretends he's on Star Trek, wants to get risky, and coins a much better name for this remake. Dave is pro dong, gets a round of applause, and has a secret identity (also named Dave). William Shatner start...
Ep.66 99% Sure #13 (w/Jay)
January 06, 2019 22:00 - 1 hour - 101 MBDave, Brandon, and Jay ring in the new year with an optimistic outlook on 2019. Brandon actually likes key lime pie, has some things to say about interracial marriage, and accidentally starts a pyramid scheme. Jay calls for dignity and respect, is lukewarm on peace, and won't be playing on the Giants due solely to his height. Dave might be here illegally, still uses Hotmail, and always suspected Obama was a Mexican. 2019 is going to be a party. #nosolo #poundtags #sellout #fakenews #trumpshu...
Ep.65 Raiders of The Lost Ark and Something Something Crystal Skull
December 30, 2018 22:00 - 1 hour - 88.2 MBDave, Brandon, and Jay get whipped into a fury by their review of Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) and Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull (2008). Brandon is going out doors in 2019, gets triggered by border security, and says "mo close". Jay teaches us about fencing, shares the good things about Nazis, and will become a beacon of wokeness in 2019. Dave mansplains suffrage, is pro peace (what a tool), and might just be the best friend you didn't know you had. Don't be a douche i...
Ep.64 Scrooged
December 24, 2018 00:00 - 1 hour - 88.4 MBDave and Brandon are joined by Jay for a not so special Christmas episode and a review of Scrooged (1988). Brandon took Germans to WrestleMania, isn't allowed in Taco Bell, and wishes we watched Home Alone. Jay thinks reading is for fools, still hates Christmas, and sleeps in a bed of his own tears. Dave comes dresses as Steve Jobs, could have brain parasites, and gets Christmas-y (bitch). We take a visit to Suplex City. #wrestlemania #suplexcity #brocklesnar #gameofthrones #jennynicholson #...
Ep.63 Power Rangers
December 17, 2018 00:00 - 1 hour - 115 MBDave and Brandon team up with Jay to get powered up for this week's review of Power Rangers (1995 & 2017). Brandon can't ride a bike, has dated more than two women, and isn't becoming a doctor. Jay is sick of happy people, doesn't teach kids sex, and loves his mom. Dave (local man) is sick of your posts, defends the people of the Orient, and kept his eyes closed. Our parents were right. #dragnet #carmensandiego #radicalrock #legendsofthehiddentemple #olmec #slimegeneration #oriental #labrynt...
Ep.62 Clash of The TItans
December 09, 2018 22:00 - 1 hour - 122 MBDave, Brandon, and Jay challenge the gods with their review of Clash of the Titans (1981 & 2010). Brandon curses too much, gets his blood pressure up, and enjoys a 3D money shot. Jay never calls his mom, has zero charisma (in game), and tries desperately to keep his job. Dave is back in the game (briefly), won't vote for Trump (unless?), and totally forgot to air this episode three weeks ago. Bacon over carrots. #fallout76 #bethesda #passiveagressiveemails #FBI #globalist #AARP #china #mytho...
Ep.61 99% Sure #12 (w/Jay)
December 02, 2018 22:00 - 1 hour - 91.3 MBDave and Brandon are back with J after a long hiatus (where they still got an episode out EVERY WEEK) for another episode of 99% Sure where the audio is all just slightly off (sorry). Brandon is a robot poser, loves Cake Boss, and isn't gay due to Scientology. Jay would rather have Mexicans, man-plains about pregnancy, and does his own laundry (but not his taxes). Dave has the heart of a child, starts a Dwayne Johnson birther movement, and invites you to join his cult (only $59.99 to get sta...
Ep.60 99% Sure - 9/2017 THROWBACK (w/Ian)
November 25, 2018 22:00 - 58 minutes - 63.6 MBDave and Brandon are joined by an old pal in this old episode from September 2017. This episode finds our heroes teamed up with Ian once again for a pre-NAFTcast throwback from our original studio. Ian gives us the scoop on hockey, soccer, and Destiny 2; tells us what it’s like to be a Gemini, and teaches us about sharing. Brandon show up 12 hours early, gets a little squeamish, and gets mistaken for a shaman. Dave thinks he knows shit, sleeps with his eyes open, and found those drone videos...
Ep.59 Around The World In 80 Days
November 11, 2018 22:00 - 1 hour - 121 MBDave and Brandon bring back Jay for a follow up episode with their review of Around The World In 80 Days (1956 an 2004). Jay wants to push people to be better (except in Star Wars), finds out gay marriage is legal everywhere (in the US), and has been mostly wrong for 33 years. Brandon believes we should enslave bakers, hears dog whistles everywhere, and was mostly right about left wing terrorism (it fell of dramatically between 1989 and Antifa). Dave puts it in, doesn't think "globalist" mea...
Ep.58 99% Sure #11 (w/Jay)
November 04, 2018 22:00 - 2 hours - 138 MBDave and Brandon are joined by their old friend, Jay (well he's new to you) for a lively episode of 99% Sure. Jay is afraid of everything, never made it into the WWE, and gives us an education on education (he doesn't have tenure). Brandon bullets his points, has a cringe moment, and gets the therapy he needs (like a wuss). Dave has a lot of editing to do, thinks dumb people exist, and is the only one brave enough to be proud of this podcast. Everyone makes $100k (you round up). #finterest #...
Ep.57 Halloween and Halloween H2O
October 28, 2018 22:00 - 1 hour - 107 MBDave and Brandon wrap up the spook season with this weak's review of Halloween (1978) and Halloween H2O (1998). Brandon confuses jobs with money, is an old testament fan, and has never had a dick (or maybe has too much). Dave earns brownie points, buys a house, and teases a surprise guest. In 1998 36% of US households had a cellphone. Prepare to get spooked out. #halloween #H2O #rackbased #steelman #nokia #oldtestament #jamieleecurtis #benjaminbutton #michaelmyers #spooky #keepstabbing #happ...
Ep.56 Dracula: Dead and Loving It
October 21, 2018 22:00 - 1 hour - 76.3 MBDave and Brandon take a bite out of Mel Brooks with their review of Dracula: Dead and Loving It. Brandon went on an adventure (and brings back zero stories), doesn't believe in London, and actually tries to defend CATS. Dave thinks Native Americans are probably grateful, knocks on wood, and allows facts to change his opinion (like some kind of idiot). We could be spending more on tanks. #mightymightybosstones #beprepared #suckstosuck #curbspending #sortition #thewall #exploitationfilm #noban...
Ep.55 Dracula (and political BSing - go to 42:38 to skip politics)
October 15, 2018 00:00 - 2 hours - 147 MBDave and Brandon give you the D you've been asking for with this week's review of Dracula (1931) and Dracula (1992). Brandon gets a new 50 year old brother, puts socks on before his shoes, and can't prove his innocence. Dave can whack it anywhere, is down to argue with you, and requires evidence to ruin someone's life. Shoutout to Dick Eggert! #elonmusk #spaceforce #tesla #lizardpeople #reptilians #scrupples #ubereats #kochbrothers #soyboy #billyjoel ***THIS PODCAST CONTAINS SPOILERS*** ...
Ep.54 99% Sure #10 (w/ Ian)
October 07, 2018 22:00 - 1 hour - 129 MBDave and Brandon knew they were asking for it when they decided to do another episode with Ian, but here they are. Ian starts a charity, gives us tax advice, and doesn't mean gay people. Brandon wants to Google stuff, straight loses it, and isn't trying to agree with Ian. Dave makes a business plan, has beef with winter, and puts it right in his mouth. Broken splitter and accents. #nonprofit #whoistravis #isthatianpossible #reallife #accentsarentracist #zennioptical #halfablunt #conquerwinte...
Ep.53 Frankenstein and Young Frankenstein
September 30, 2018 22:00 - 1 hour - 74.4 MBDave and Brandon get reanimated for this week's review of Frankenstein (1931) and Young Frankenstein (1974). Brandon likes to sleep in, thinks the President shouldn't murder people, and knows pop culture(?). Dave doesn't remember dead people, ruins things for vegans, and solves the Kavanaugh problem. There will be no more Mel Brooks movies. #brosinspace #irregardless #doublefistpump #chumbawamba #themunsters #munstermonday #sexyeyes ***THIS PODCAST CONTAINS SPOILERS*** #naftcast #movies...
Ep.52 Jumanji (for realz)
September 23, 2018 22:00 - 1 hour - 98.6 MBDave and Brandon welcome you to the jungle with this week's review of Jumanji (for real this time). Brandon isn't taking any BS from Amazon, never had detention, and hates those monkeys. Dave orders dildos online, explains helicopters, and hated Nike before it was trendy. Jumanji builds character. #nike #justdoit #childlabor #elonmusk #spacex #sillyserena #trump420 #legalize # biggerthanobamacare #stopcharmandering #jackblack ***THIS PODCAST CONTAINS SPOILERS*** #naftcast #movies #rema...
Ep.51 School for Scoundrels
September 17, 2018 00:00 - 1 hour - 92.4 MBDave and Brandon get educated in their review of School for Scoundrels (1960 & 2006). Brandon almost has a conversation about football, doesn't have any opponents (except maybe Billy Bob Thornton), and hates to be half empty (if you know what we mean). Dave thinks the president needs to stay relevant, explains a soft mugging, and was thinking of "High Fidelity" (moron). Women really don't like Will Farrell. ***THIS PODCAST CONTAINS SPOILERS*** #naftcast #movies #remakes #fun #funny Gi...
Ep.50 Casino Royale
September 09, 2018 22:00 - 1 hour - 114 MBDave (as James Bond) and Brandon (as James Bond) finally get back to reviewing movies (remember that?)! These two are killing it as always but this time they're licensed. Join them for some 00 action as they review Casino Royale (1967) and Casino Royale (2006). Brandon tells us about rating women, hates white actors, and says it was all legal. Dave has tips for drowning someone, thinks you're the sexist, and feels for the small business elephant rental entrepreneur. Thank science for interne...
Ep.49 99% Sure #9 (w/Ian)
September 02, 2018 22:00 - 1 hour - 90.7 MBDave and Brandon get pedantic with show regular, Ian Trig-loughlin (this is happening)! Ian is anti-voting, anti-elderly, and anti-southerner; he also already knows what day 4/20 fall on in 2019. Brandon says Denver is uncultured, doesn't drive a breast, and doesn't like Trump (he wants to make that clear). Dave agrees with Bill Maher (HOW?!), doesn't know how to drink wine, and thinks 18 is too young (for Congress). We're awesome. #shakeshack #fiveguys #scientology #pedantic #triggian #trig...
Ep.48 99% Sure #8 (w/Justin)
August 26, 2018 22:00 - 1 hour - 124 MBDave and Brandon are joined by their old friend Justin and good time ensue in this episode of 99% Sure! Justin gets his mind blown, definitely isn't banging sheep, and just seems to gravitate towards poop. Brandon won't enjoy anything others are enjoying, does his best to better people, and gets personal on politics. Dave opens up about being dead inside, can't stand people laying down, and is sick of trees taking all the credit. Actors are all paid liars (but "limp washing" still isn't OK)....
Ep.47 Manhunter/Red Dragon
August 19, 2018 22:00 - 1 hour - 99.7 MBDave and Brandon get inside the mind of a serial killer in this week's review: Manunter (1986) and Red Dragon (2002). Brandon killed it in US History 1, gets a wee bit traumatized, and receives a volume boost (you still can't hear him - mumbler!). Dave worries about Alex Jones, knows all about cadaver swapping, and continues to claim victim status. Dragon lives matter. #savealexjones #NWpassage #americanhumblebrag #boatfreedom #killallhumans #paparoach ***THIS PODCAST CONTAINS SPOILERS**...