NO WAY! Two Guys Stories - Hosted by Jim and Paul!
69 episodes - English - Latest episode: 19 days ago - ★★★★★ - 21 ratingsThe first of many funny podcasts about life and experiences that Paul and I would like to share with you. Hope you listen and enjoy. Living life and laughing is the best way to go. Of course, having a bunch of crazy experiences and stories doesn't hurt either! Hope you enjoy the wackiness and fun and can relate to our zany experiences with some of your own and laugh out loud! Enjoy and thanks for checking us out!
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Nutty Neighbors!
April 06, 2024 12:00 - 30 minutes - 70.4 MBWe're sure all of you have experienced many different types of neighbors. Our episode tonight is focussed on nutty neighbors. Ever have a neighbor wear a tu-tu and a kilt and play bongos at all hours of the night? How about those neighbors that take all day to mow their lawn? Ever have a neighbor rake the leaves off the house and trees in their yard? Mix up our Drink-of-the Week, "The Nutty Neighbor" and laugh with us on our Nutty Neighbor Podcast! You'll probably wan to put up a fence after...
That's Not What I Heard!
March 23, 2024 12:00 - 32 minutes - 74.5 MBEver listen to songs and not totally understand what the lyrics say? Maybe you've listented to the Rolling Stone's song Beast of Burden only to hear "I'll never leave your pizza burning." Or perhaps the Eagle's Hotel Cailfornia when you hear " On a dark desert highway , cool whip in my hair". Laugh with us as we share our misheard lyric songs and sip on our drink of the week - The Twisted Lyric! So put on your albums, casettes, 8-tracks, cds and listen and give us a 5 star rating!
The Bar is High and So Am I!
March 09, 2024 13:00 - 31 minutes - 71.5 MBGet ready to go out with us as we share our bar stories. Ever taken you mom to dinner only to have somebody sitting near you ask if you two are on a date? Has a bartender ever said to you "I'll bet your were hot when you were thirty years old". Have you ever sat down at the bar and the bartender asks if you would like to sample some different gin samples for free? Pour our drink of the week - The Bar Crawler, and laugh with us as we complete our bar crawl!
We Are Currently Experiencing Technical Difficulties
February 24, 2024 13:00 - 31 minutes - 71 MBTonight, we share our techincal difficulty stories. Ever have parts left over after building your new furniture? Have you ever ants attack your gaming station? Did you know lint can block your phones charging port? And how many of you have experienced the "Blue Screen Of Death"? Pour yourself our drink of the week - A Blue Screen of Death Cocktail and laugh at our techincal difficulty stories.
Where's My Desk?
February 11, 2024 15:06 - 31 minutes - 71.5 MBEver come back to your office after traveling for business to discover your desk is gone? Do you work in an office? Do you enjoy interacting with all the diffferent personalities in the office? Do you like going to training meetings and doing breakout sessions? Join us as we share our funny office stories. And of course please try our drink of the week - 9 to 5. Don't forget to give us a 5 star rating when you've punched out for the day!
Icy Dicey Driving!
January 27, 2024 13:00 - 30 minutes - 70.2 MBDo you enjoy winter driving? Tonight we share our wintery driving tales. Ever drive in icy conditions and watch drivers speeding by you and sliding into the ditch? Did you teach your kids how to do donuts in snowy parking lots and show them how to correctly steer and straighten out the car? Or ever hae a chipmunk chew through your windshield washer lines? Slide into our drink of the week - Windshield Wiper Fluid! And make sure your vehicle's windshield washer reservoir is filled! Dont forget...
Stop Needling Me - I'm Taking Down The Tree!
January 13, 2024 13:00 - 30 minutes - 70.7 MBDo you enjoy vacuuming up the needles that drop off your Christmas Tree? Do you take down your Christmas decorations and throw them in a box, or do you have a planned, organized process to pack your decorations and lights? Today, we share our taking down Christmas tree and decoration stories. Laugh with us and sip on our beautiful green drink of the week - The Green Devil! Don't forget to give us a 5 star rating after you've had a laugh and a drink or two!
The Santa Theory - Thoughts From The Other Side
December 23, 2023 13:00 - 30 minutes - 13.9 MBDid your parents encourage your belief in Santa Claus? Did they stamp reindeer hooves in the snow? Did they smear soot foot prints where Santa could have come down the chimney? Our special guest, Jim's daughter Stephanie, shares her memories of Santa Claus and how her parents made Santa very believeable. Sip our Drink Of The Week - Kris Kringle - an original drink crafted by Stephanie. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all of our podcast listeners!
Tortured, Tangled and Twisted Lights!
December 09, 2023 13:00 - 30 minutes - 14.1 MBDo you enjoy putting up your Christmas lights? How much time do you spend untangling your strings of lights? Ever put up your lights and plug them in and half of the string doesn't light up. Rock with us on our crazy Christmas lights stories and sip our drink-of-the week, a C-9! Don't forget to give us a great rating after un-tangling your lights!
High School Hi-Jinks!
November 25, 2023 13:00 - 30 minutes - 14.2 MBTonight we share our funny high school hi-jinks stories. Ever kidnap a Big Boy restaurant statue and put it on your high school roof? Ever have your friend pull a rope and have all the stage lights for high school commencement come crashing down behind the stage? Pop open our drink of the week, a cold Old Style or Hamms Beer, and laugh with us on our high school hi-jinks stories!
The Turkey Trials - Thanksgiving in a Tent
November 11, 2023 12:00 - 30 minutes - 14.1 MBHard to believe Thanksgiving Holiday is just a couple weeks away. Have you ever celebrated Thanksgiving dinner in a tent? Or did you ever have your family welcome in a stranger every year for a turkey dinner? Join us with our delicious Thanksgiving stories and make sure to mix up our drink of the week - the Turkey Suprise. Don't forget to give us turkey's a 5 star rating after you've enjoyed your meal and the podcast.
BOO! Tales From The Crypt - Or Not?
October 28, 2023 12:00 - 27 minutes - 12.8 MBIn tonight's episode, we share our spooky and haunting Devil's Night and Halloween stories. On Devil's Night, did you ring door bells and run, toss dummies in front of cars, or TP trees? While trick-or-treating, did you ever get a toothbrush? How happy were you when you got a full size candy bar? You'll be hauntingly happy listening to our spooky stories while sipping on our Halloween drink - A Transylvaina Transfusion! Make sure to give us a 5 star rating after your transfusion!
Hey It's Your Birthday! Happy Birthday to You!
October 14, 2023 12:00 - 30 minutes - 13.9 MBToday, join us as we share our memorable birthday party stories. Ever been late to your own surprise birthday party? Did you ever host a surprose birthday party and it was not a surprise? Or did your wife ever invite motor city mama to your birthday party? Plenty of funny birthday stories to laugh at while sipping our drink of the week, - the Birthday Candle! Mske sure to give us a 5 star rating after you've tipped the birthday candle once or twice. Make sure to blow it out before the fi...
Run Forest Run! - Except We're Not Forest!
September 30, 2023 12:00 - 33 minutes - 15.2 MBAre you a runner? What is your favorite race distance? Do you run with toilet paper in your pocket? Join us as we share our funny running stories from high school to now. And after you finish your run, replenish your fluids with our drink of the week - Rum Runner Dunner! Don't forget to give us a five star rating after you cross the finish line!
Football - The Truth About Tailgates!
September 16, 2023 12:00 - 31 minutes - 14.3 MBEver have a bad experience at a tailgate party? Did you ever have somebody break your car windows while attending a football game? Laugh with us about our football and tailgating escapades. And our drink of the week - The Touchdown - will surely be a score for you! Be sure to give us a five star rating after your touchdown cocktail. You can keep the 2 points!
Back to School or How I Lived in A Motel!
September 02, 2023 12:00 - 31 minutes - 14.3 MBEver live in a motel while going to college? How much money did you or your parents spend moving you or your kids into college? Join us and laugh with us with our back to school stories..and of course, enjoy our stories with our drink of the week - The Teacher's Pet! Make sure you give us a 5 star review when you're done lauging and enjoying your second Teacher's Pet!
The Fabulous Fifty!
August 19, 2023 12:00 - 31 minutes - 14.2 MBTonight we celebrate our 50th podcast - Fabulous Fifty - our golden jubilee podcast! We want to thank all of our loyal podcast listeners for supporting us. Our podcast audience is four continents, 27 countries, and 34 US states. We also have some fun with 50th anniversary milestones such as the band AC-DC, the movie The Exorcist and McDonalds Quarter Pounder. So settle in with our Drink of The Week - The Golden Jubilee and celebrate with us our 50th Podcast!
Wedding Hi Jinks!
August 05, 2023 12:00 - 35 minutes - 16.4 MBTonight, we share our funny wedding stories. Ever have the person officiating your wedding pull out two weeks before your wedding date? Or did your friends steal the champagne from the bride and groom head table? Or how about grandma chugging down a half glass of Jameson as a family shot? Laugh with us and enjoy our drink of the week - A Painkiller - a popular wedding drink - at least in our families! Listen and enjoy and don't forget to give us a five star rating after you've had a few ...
Summer Daze...
July 22, 2023 12:00 - 30 minutes - 14.1 MBRemember all the fun stuff you did during summertime? Like going to concerts or camping? Everr been in a water ballon fight? Or how about piercing your foot playing metal Jarts? Remember playing kick the can until dark? Join us as we relive our summer daze starting with Summer Solstice..the day with the most daylight of the year! Mix up our drink of the week - a Summer Solstice - to enjoy as you listen to our latest escapades. Don't forget to give us a 5 star rating after a couple ...
Garbage From The Sky!
June 24, 2023 12:00 - 30 minutes - 14 MBWhile trees are beautiful, just like nature, they have unwanted side effects. Every spring, you attecked by fuzzies, seeds, helicopters, pollen, needles, bark and branches. It's all we can do to keep up with nature's attack. Join us as we share our tree droppings stories. Be sure to mix up our drink of the week - A Sticky Mess - and enjoy our 47th podcast. Don't forget to give us a 5 star rating after you've cleaned up your patio and sidewalk from the garbage from the sky!
Busted! Selling Beer On A Golf Course When I Was 11!
June 10, 2023 12:00 - 39 minutes - 18.2 MBToday's podcast features us along with our special guest, Kevin. Laugh with us as Kevin shares his stories about his first business venture - selling beer on a golf course when he was 11! And enjoy our refreshing drink of the week - A John Palmer! Make sure to give us a 5 star rating after you've consumed your John Palmer! Fore!
Hey You! Or Whatever They Call You!
May 27, 2023 12:00 - 30 minutes - 14.1 MBTonight, we share our stories about nicknames! Did you have a nickname growing up? Or did you ever give anybody a nickname? Enjoy our 46th podcast with our drink of the week - A Drink With No Name! And again, please give us a 5 star rating after you've had some silly laughs about your friends and families nicknames!
Watch Out! and Other Things Your Hear While Driving!
May 13, 2023 12:00 - 31 minutes - 14.5 MBDo you enjoy driving? Ever been in a car accident? Have you ever had your wheel fall off while driving your car? We have lots of fun driving stories to share with you. And, of course, we encourage you to laugh with us while sipping on our drink of the week - The Loose Lug Nut! So tighten your lug nuts and enjoy and make sure you give us a 5 star rating after you've parked your vehicle!
How I Lost My Hearing - Loud and Noisy Concerts Encore!
May 01, 2023 15:59 - 31 minutes - 14.5 MBToday, we share more of our funny concert experiences. Have you ever quit your job to see a concert? Did you know Billy Joel played at 133 concerts at Madison Square Garden? Or have your ever gone to a concert and it was so terrible that you left after a few songs? Enjoy our hiliarous concert stories with our special drink of the week - RockStar! Make sure that your give us a 5 star rating after you've laughed and had a beverage or two remembering concerts that you've been to!
Beer - One of Our Favorite 4 Letter Words!
April 15, 2023 12:00 - 31 minutes - 14.2 MBIn tonight's episode, we share our circle of life beer stories. Maybe your first beer was a Black Label or a PBR or an Old Style or a Hamm's. Then High school and college brought new beer brands like Olympia and Michelob and Stroh's. And today many of us enjoy craft beer and seltzers. But many of us have made the beer circle of life and enjoy Black Label or a PBR or an Old Style or a Hamm's. Try our drink of the week - Original Shandy - and laugh at our circle of life beer stories. Ma...
Weird TV Shows for $100 Alex!
April 01, 2023 12:00 - 32 minutes - 14.8 MBEver wonder about some of the weird TV shows you may have watched in the 60's or 70's or even later in syndication? Tonight, we explore these shows and share our funny insights as to how they were even on TV. Such as My Favorite Martian, Green Acres and Mr. Ed. Join us with our drink of the week - My Favorite Martini - and laugh with us with our weird TV show stories for $100...Hahaha. Don't forget to give us a 5 star rating after you've stopped laughing and enjoyed the drink of the ...
The TRUTH behind THE St. Patrick's Day Party!
March 17, 2023 12:00 - 48 minutes - 22.2 MBHere it is! Happy St. Patrick's Day! The first live remote podcast for NO WAY! Two Guys Stories from the craziest party ever! Have you ever wondered what it would be like to wear THE green pants? Or how keeping them in the freezer keeps them clean? Or observe and participate in stupid human tricks? How about learning about the 4 levels of core? Join us on this podcast where we have live interviews which explain those subjects and more while sipping our drink of the week, the Mint Shamrock.
Bugs, Bugs, Everywhere!
March 01, 2023 15:11 - 30 minutes - 14.1 MBWhat's bugging you today? Spiders, ants, wasps? Join us as we bug you with our fun bug stories. Ever swallow a fly? Or have an ant invasion at your house? You'll enjoy our bug stories - especially with our drink of the week - Bug Juice! Laugh along and try not to get buzzed and make sure you give us a 5 star rating after you give us a listen.
Sun, Sand and Sunburn 0r How I Survived Florida!
February 04, 2023 13:00 - 31 minutes - 14.4 MBWow it's our 40th episode. Jim and Paul want to say thank you to all our listeners and supporters. It's March, which means time for vacation to get away from Midwest winter weather! Vacation destination for many of us is Florida, land of sand, sun and sometimes sunburn. Enjoy our Florida vacation stories and while your on the beach, sip on our Drink Of The Week - a Sand Dollar! Don't forget to give us a 5 star rating, after the DOTW - Sand Dollar, and laughing as well.
Snow Way! or How I Conquered the North Pole!
February 04, 2023 13:00 - 31 minutes - 14.3 MBSnow Way is our Season 3 Episode 3 where we share our snow stories. Ever been pulled on a tobaggan by a motorcycle? Or did you and your friends ever wear bathing suits and sit in lawn chairs during a snowstorm? Enjoy our drink of the week - The Snowball, made with a real snowball - and laugh at our snow stories. Don't forget to give us a 5 star rating, after you've tried the snowball and laughed at our adventures!
Squirrels: Friend or Foe?
January 21, 2023 13:00 - 32 minutes - 14.8 MBMost likely your first encounter with a wild animal was a squirrel. Do you consider a squirrel a friend or a foe? Whether they are brown, gray or black, squirrels are a most curious critter. Ever fed a squirrel? Or have you ever had a squirrel knock on your patio door? Do you think squirrels are digging for Bitcoin? Join us with our drink of the week - The Secret Squirrel - and enjoy our hilarious stories about squirrel incidents. Make sure you give us a good rating after you've had a laug...
Riding the White Elephant!
January 07, 2023 13:00 - 30 minutes - 14.1 MBWelcome to NO WAY! Two Guy's Stories as we enter Season 3 - Episode 1. Today we share our Christmas white elephant exchange stories. We share our divergent views of White Elephant exchanges! Ever receive a can of Spotted Dick? Or how about religious candles? Laught with us as we share our crazy views of white elephant exchanges. And of course, enjoy our drink of the week, the White Elephant as you listen to this episode. Don't forget to give us a 5 star rating after you've opened your can of...
The Sanity Clause - Lights, Letters and Laughter
December 23, 2022 13:00 - 30 minutes - 13.8 MBHo-ho-ho Merry Christmas! What kind of Christmas lights do you have at your house? LED, Old School Big Bulbs, blinking or non-blinking? Ever spent Christmas day in the hospital? Well, Jim has and please enjoy our Christmas Episode, while you sip on our drink of the week - The Poison Poinsettia. Don't forget to give us a 5 star rating after you've opened your gifts and had some Christmas cheer!
Baby, You Can't Drive My Car!
December 10, 2022 13:00 - 31 minutes - 14.5 MBIn our newest episode - Baby, You Can't Drive My Car - We share our crazy driving experiences. Ever have a praying mantis on your hood for a 2 hour drive? Or did you ever back up your rental car over the sharp spikes, flattening the tires? Or how about seeing how fast a grocery cart can go after launching from a car? Enjoy our drink of the week - One For The Ditch - as we share these and other really funny drving stories! Don't forget to give us a 5 star rating after you're done laughing!
Gnawing of the Rest of the Carcass!
November 23, 2022 13:00 - 31 minutes - 14.2 MBToday, we share more funny Thanksgiving Day stories. Do you always have turkey as your main entree? Ever have a turkey not cook properly and have to move to plan B? What would you like to serve for Thanksgiving Dinner besides turkey? Join us as we tell tales of Thanksgiving's past and of course enjoy our stories along with our drink of the week, The Apple Pie A La Mode! Don't forget to give us a 5 star rating as well!
Leaf Me Alone!
November 12, 2022 13:00 - 29 minutes - 13.6 MBAre you a leaf raker - blower - or mulcher? Ever lose your class ring raking leaves and one year later, find it raking leaves? Or did you ever watch your dad do a controlled leaf burn? Join us as we share our leaf management stories. And we are sure you will love our drink of the week whe you are finished raking the leaves - The Burning Leaf Pile!
I Can't Believe This Was My Job!
October 31, 2022 18:16 - 31 minutes - 14.3 MBIn today's podcast, we share our stories about the jobs we had. Ever been locked in a beer cooler while working in a drive through party store? Or did you ever clean bathroms in a college dormitory? Mayber your were a caddy carrying golf bags and helping to conduct business meetings? Laugh with us as we share our job stories and of course, the ever present drink of the week - End Of The Day! Make sure you give us a 5 star rating after you've had a few laughs!
Turn Your head and Cough!
October 15, 2022 12:00 - 28 minutes - 13 MBIn today's episode, we share our doctor and emergency room visit stories. Does your doctor get stressed out about your blood pressure results? How many emergency room visits do you have? And, of course we also share our surgical experiences that many of you might have had. Get healthy with us and enjoy our drink of the week, The Transfusion! Don't forget to give us a 5 star rating after you give it a listen!
Arrgh Matey! It's the Pirate Show!
October 01, 2022 12:00 - 27 minutes - 12.7 MBDid you ever want to be a pirate? Were there any female pirates? Why did pirates wear earings? Join us as we share our pirate insights and stories and, of course, enjoy our drink of the week and laugh with us as we talk like pirates! Dont forget to give our show a 5 star rating after you've had a good laugh!
That's a Live Mike! Rock and Roll Radio!
September 10, 2022 12:00 - 30 minutes - 14.1 MBRemember growing up listening to all the different rock and roll music radio stations? Listen to us as we share our stories about Rock stations WKNR, WABX, WRIF and of CKLW (The Motor City). And enjoy our podcast while sipping on our drink of the week the FM 109.4. Don't forget to give our show a 5 star rating as well! Rock and Roll! Baby!
Olde Tyme TV - We Were The Clicker!!
August 27, 2022 12:00 - 30 minutes - 13.9 MBWhat were your favorite TV Shows growing up? Do you remember getting up to change the TV channel? Or adjusting your TV antenna to get the best reception? Join us as we share our stories of our favorite old time TV shows and watching TV with no clicker, no cable, no streaming. And of course, mix up our old school drink of the week -Scotch and Soda and enjoy our podcast!
The Rumble on Trumbull and Other Baseball Stories!
August 13, 2022 12:00 - 29 minutes - 13.8 MBWhat's older - baseball or God? Join us as we explore this mystery and share our insights on baseball. Laugh with us as we remember our little league experiences as well as our memories of the Detroit Tigers and their World Champion teams from 1968 and 1984. And we believe you will love our drink of the week - "The Rumble on Trumbull" Dont forget to give our show a 5 star rating after you've had a good laugh! Hopefully from our show! :)
You Can Spit Now - Tales from the Dentist!
July 30, 2022 12:00 - 30 minutes - 14 MBDo you like going to the dentist? In today's episode, we share our dentist experiences we think you would enjoy. Ever have seven cavities that needed to be filled at one appointment? Have you taken the 1-2-3 gum test? Laugh with us and enjoy our drink of the week - Painkiller - a special tribute to Jim's daughter, Stephanie. Don't forget to give us a 5 star rating after you've had a good laugh with this episode!!
FORE! - And Other Golf Four Letter Words!
July 16, 2022 12:00 - 30 minutes - 14 MBIt's summer and it's time to play golf! Join us as we share our stories on the links. Ever swing your club and the club head flies off? Have you ever driven your golf cart into a pond? Enjoy these and other stories with our drink of the week - a John Daly! Please don't forget to give us a 5 star rating after you've had a good laugh at our expense!!!
Betcha Can't Do This Today!
July 02, 2022 12:00 - 30 minutes - 14.1 MBTonights episode celebrates things you could do back in the 1960's, 70's and 80's that kids can't do now. Like buying cigarettes for your friend's mom. Or you and your friend riding bikes 50 miles to go camping when your 16 with no parental supervision or contact. And enjoy the story about kids riding their bikes following the bug sprayer truck. Try our drink of the week - a 7 and 7 - and laugh with us on our 23rd podcast. Don't forget to give us a 5 star rating!
The Faster You Run, The Faster You're Done! Tales from the Race Course.
June 18, 2022 12:00 - 29 minutes - 13.6 MBAre you a runner? If you are, you have probably run some races; 5K, 10K, Half-Marathon or a Marathon. We are both runners, and listen with us describing races we have run including the Martian Marathon, the Crim 10 Mile and the Dances with Dirt race! And of course enjoy our drink of the week - Beer while you listen and laugh with us! Please make sure to give us a 5 star rating!
Family Cars - New, Used, and Everything In Between!
May 21, 2022 12:00 - 29 minutes - 13.7 MBHave you ever thought about all the different cars you had in your driveway and garage growing up? New, used, classic or barely running, each car drives lots of memories. Join us as we share our family car memories and experiences. And of course, enjoy our drink of the week while you listen and laugh to our family car stories. Remember to give us a 5 star rating after laughing when you listen!
Love You Mom! Happy Mother's Day!
May 07, 2022 12:00 - 30 minutes - 14 MBEnjoy our Mother's Day episode as we share our favorite stories about our Mothers. They had us, raised us, nursed our wounds, counseled us and loved us. Our Mom's had to deal with kids stuffing peanuts up their noses or launching rockets in the backyard and taking time to set up for the monthly bridge club party. Enjoy Mom's favorite drink, a Vodka Screwdriver. Thank you Mom for all you have done. We love you!
Park it here! - Tales from the Garage.
April 16, 2022 12:00 - 30 minutes - 14 MBEver have Thanksgiving dinner in the garage? Or engage in an oil gun fight in the garage? Laugh with us as we share our crazy garage stories. And of course, enjoy our drink of the week - a Monkey Wrench as you listen to our garage episode. Don't forget to give us a 5 star rating.
Play Ball! Stories from The Bleachers with the Detroit Tigers Home Opener
April 02, 2022 12:00 - 29 minutes - 13.6 MBEver been to a Detroit Tigers home opener baseball game? Beer, hot dogs, crazy crowds and sketchy weather are part of every home opener in Detroit. Join us as we share our home opener experiences and escapades and, of course, mix up a Golden Glove, our drink of the week. Make sure you give us a 5 star rating when you listen to our show.