No Highway Option
132 episodes - English - Latest episode: 6 months ago -All great cinema makes us ask questions, but only one question applies to every movie ever made: "Is it better or worse than Vin Diesel's 2005 Masterpiece 'The Pacifier'?" Join best friends Connor & Luke (plus guests!) as they attempt to analyze and answer that question as it pertains to every movie...ever.*
*Not guaranteed to cover every movie ever.
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HERE COMES THE BOOM: 🎶Hello Boom! Welcome🎶 (with VIDEO HIGH's CASEY, JAMIE, and GREG)
September 21, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 110 MBThe TikTok reference in the title will be outdated in a month (it may already be on its way out now) but come on it's funnnnn. Let's hope we have the budget for THREE guests, because GREG, JAMIE, and CASEY from VIDEO HIGH are here to talk about Kevin James doing UFC in order to save a music department in HERE COMES THE BOOM! I'm pretty sure it's the first canonical mention of Joe Rogan on the podcast, and there's a big sweet conspiracy that starts it all of. Join them as they answer quest...
VELOCIPASTOR: Frankie Mermaid Forever! (With Ben from IDYP)
September 14, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 74.4 MBIf you thought ONE Velocipastor movie sounded silly, get ready. We pitch a whole trilogy. And they're all guaranteed great because they came from a podcast. Grab your sacramental wine and find your favorite doctor/hooker/lawyer friend, because it's time for returning guest BEN FROM I DRINK YOUR PODCAST to drop in and chat about the 2018 Comedy THE VELOCIPASTOR. It's a real short movie that does exactly what it says on the tin. So short, in fact, we even get a little Movie 43 talk in! I'm s...
RUBBER: Sometimes known as Robertino (with Zack Federici)
September 07, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 78.8 MBYes Master, we are prepared to create a podcast about a sentient tire slasher movie. It shall be done immediately. Grab your binoculars and plant yourself in the middle of the desert, because it's time for ZACK FEDERICI to drop in and talk about the 2011 Comedy/Slasher/Tire movie RUBBER. One of us hates it, one of us loves it, and one of us does a good job of keeping you guessing how they felt. It's pretty darn easy to guess which is which! Join them as they answer questions such as How do...
ANNABELLE COMES HOME: Featuring God's Favorite Superheroes! (With Kae Giroux)
August 24, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 92.5 MBJust as a heads up, the audio sounds a little weird because Connor and Luke recorded in the same room on different mics! We're trying to figure out how to fix it. Please bear with us :) KAE GIROUX (@kaehaus on Instagram) breaks out of a holy glass box, joining the boys to talk about ANNABELLE COMES HOME. Are we doing the third movie in a sub-series that's actually the seventh movie in a cinematic universe before talking about any of the ones that came before? Absolutely. Why? Because we love ...
REEFER MADNESS: No HIGHway Option (with Manny Santiago)
August 17, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 79.3 MB*Seth Rogen Laugh* MANNY SANTIAGO (A Boy and His Fridge, Falls Count Anywhere) joins the boys to learn about a horrible new drug sweeping the 1950s youth as they watch the 2005 musical comedy parody REEFER MADNESS. It certainly puts the HI in hijinks, featuring Alan Cumming, Kristen Bell, Neve Campbell and Jesus himself. You know, a very standard Showtime Original Movie cast. Join them as they answer questions such as Does anybody watch Showtime? Is Alan Cumming actually Omnipotent? What ...
SHOWGIRLS: Our Nipple-iest Movie Ever! (With Theresa)
August 03, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 99.7 MBWhen we started this show, we mostly did family comedies in a similar vein to The Pacifier. Now we're on our second NC-17 rated movie. What an evolution we've gone through. THERESA (The Gremlins episode, @tortellinguini on twitter) hitchhikes to Vegas with the boys in order to talk about SHOWGIRLS, a legendary "so bad it's good" movie. Sex, rage, dance, monkeys, and bizarre dialogue abound. Oh, and as the title suggests, nipples. There are so many nipples in this movie. Join them as they...
Uh Oh, It's SPACE JAM A NEW LEGACY
July 27, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 62.6 MBToo much Tunes or not nearly enough? That seems to be the central question in this episode. The Boys are stuck in the Server-Verse, so they have to talk about SPACE JAM A NEW LEGACY. I mean, they talked about the first one, so why not go do the sequel? What could possibly go wrong? Join them as they answer questions such as: Do these writers HATE Lebron James? Which Space Jam is the better Space Jam? Is this even a movie? Did we laugh at all? and Is Sylvester the Cat a racist? among other...
The First "BEST OF" Episode!
July 20, 2021 04:26 - 49 minutes - 45.7 MBThere are so many great moments in our first 60something episodes, it was hard to decide what moments should make it in our first episode, but these bits make us smile and laugh. Do you have a favorite that didn't make it? Let us know so we can add it into the next Best Of comp! Thanks to all our wonderful guests from the very beginning! You guys keep this show fresh and fun! NEXT WEEK: SPACE JAM: A NEW LEGACY VOTE FOR THE VINNY AWARDS HERE, before the stream THIS FRIDAY, July 23rd, on h...
All Aboard the UNCUT GEMS Bad Feelings Train! (With Cory Weissman)
July 13, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 83 MBStay tuned after the outro theme! This week has our first post-credits sequence! CORY WEISSMAN joins the boys around the streets of New York City and Long Island as they avoid people they owe money, and talk about the 2019 thriller UNCUT GEMS. Let's get stressed out once again! Sorry Connor's audio is a little weird in this one! Join them as they answer questions such as Is this Adam Sandler's best performance? How did we feel during this? Would we ever be able to get a word in with Howie?...
LIVE FREAKY! DIE FREAKY!: A Different Kind Of Ughhhhh (With Nat Marlowe)
July 06, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 71.7 MBThere are no hidden messages in this podcast, we swear. It's a normal episode that will not subliminally tell you to avoid a movie. NAT MARLOWE (97.5 FM The Fanatic) joins the boys in the future for some reason to discuss the Claymation Charles Manson musical LIVE FREAKY! DIE FREAKY! Is there a reason this movie isn't super well known? Or is it a true hidden gem? The amount of closeup claymation sex in the first act should let you know what that answer is. Join them as they answer questio...
AMELIE: Are All The French This Quirky? (with Brandon Tanczak)
June 29, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 79 MBhon hon hon hon sacre bleu baguette hon hon hon hon Zut Alors! BRANDON TANCZAK (JERKS Productions) journeys to France to meet up with the boys and help them talk to a stranger about the 2001 Romantic Comedy AMELIE. It's a very French movie about a very French woman. So that means get ready for some cringeworthy French accents! Join them as they answer questions such as Is Amelie a God? How much fun is this opening sequence? Do we like hair up or hair down? What cult TV show did this movie ...
THE FAST-A-THON Bonus Episode! (with FAMILY)
June 27, 2021 04:00 - 52 minutes - 48.7 MBVIN DIESEL's F9 is now in theaters, so Connor and Luke decided to spend June 24 and 25th watching ALL 8 MAINLINE FAST AND FURIOUS MOVIES, along with short films and even ride POV footage! It's a Fast-a-thon! Connor's seeing a lot of these for the first time, while Luke is experienced in this world. Come along as they check in after every movie in various times of the day and night, then stay tuned to the end for their F9 reaction. What's the twist for F9? They saw it in 4DX, a format that C...
A GOOFY MOVIE: A Birthday Episode for Connor!
June 22, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 78 MBDo ya need a break from modern livin'? Do ya long to shed your weary lows? Connor's birthday was yesterday (June 21st), and to celebrate we're watching one of Disney's certified cult classics, A GOOFY MOVIE. Was this chosen purely because it came out the same year Connor was born? Or is it just a great little charmer of a movie? (it's the second part). Plus, Luke goes on a tangent about the F*R*I*E*N*D*S reunion, and you get to find out what character looks like someone both your hosts di...
There's A Massive Gas Leak In THE ROOM (With Don from Even The Score Podcast)
June 15, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 97 MBAll together now! "I did not hit her it's not true it's BULLSHIT I did not hit her I did naaaaaaht. Oh, hi Mark!" DON (Even the Score Podcast) joins the boys back in San Francisco to talk about the legendarily bad movie THE ROOM. It was that Adult Swim April Fool's joke for years, and the basis for the (hit? was it a hit?) movie THE DISASTER ARTIST. With it being so well known, I'm sure it hasn't been talked to death...right? Join them as they answer such questions as: What's the deal wit...
KUNG POW! ENTER THE BONUS EPISODE (Random Request Roulette Bonus!)
June 11, 2021 12:26 - 1 hour - 59.8 MBOur first random request roulette! Here you go, Dan! The boys are horribly dubbed as they search for humor in an old kung fu movie, and end up finding the 2002 bizarre comedy KUNG POW! ENTER THE FIST. Since they are the chosen ones, they will discover once and for all if this movie has aged well, or if it's just one big ball of cringe. Join them as they answer such questions as: Is there really anything to talk about here other than the jokes? How impressive are these effects? What's that...
THE KARATE DOG: Who Let The Jon Voight Out? (With Ian C. Weber)
June 08, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 82.9 MBA Talking Cat!?! vs The Karate Dog. Who wins? IAN C. WEBER (Composer of our theme song, the Super Mario Brothers Episode) returns to join the boys in San Francisco as they try to hunt down a thief and Pat Morita murderer. In a world of chaos and corruption, who can they turn to? Why, THE KARATE DOG, of course! It's time to hear Chevy Chase in all his...glory? I don't know if Glory is the right word. Join them as they answer such questions as: Does an ABC Family Original Movie count as a m...
PAN'S LABYRINTH: Fauns Good! Fascists Bad! (with JT Holtaway)
June 01, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 91.9 MBThis is the story of a prince from the moon. That prince's name? Vin Diesel, of course. JT HOLTAWAY (Camp_Daddy on Twitch and YouTube) stumbles through a magical chalk door to find 2 mystical creatures talking about a bald man, and joins them to discuss Guillermo Del Toro's 2006 Fantasy drama PAN'S LABYRINTH. Do you like Alice in Wonderland, but wish there were more Spanish Civil War-era bad guys in it? Well then do we have a movie for you and your oddly specific requirements. Join them ...
HOT ROD: C o o l B e a n s (with Noah Delp)
May 25, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 88.5 MBThis episode was recorded live as we jumped 17 school buses on a moped! We swear! NOAH DELP (from Starbucks) and his crew, the boys, get ready to do the biggest stunt in podcasting history: discussing the 2007 Lonely Island comedy HOT ROD. They're the voice(s) try and understand it. Make a noise and make it clear oh woahhhhh. Well, no matter what noise you'll make, we can't hear it. Podcasts don't really work two ways. (unless you call the hotline!!) Join them as they answer such question...
ORGAZMO: Overflowing With Man Butt (With Jewelz)
May 18, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 80.7 MBIt's our first ever NC-17 movie on the show, and there's nary a nipple in sight. Life's funny that way. JEWELZ (from Luke's High School days and also TikTok) joins the boys on their mission across Los Angeles, as they run into some unexpected characters. How unexpected? Well, as unexpected as ORGAZMO, the Trey Parker pornography-based superhero movie from 1997. Is it as horribly inappropriate as the subject matter and title would lead you to believe? Or is it an R-rated comedy that the MPA...
CONGO: Delivered to You Via Communications Laser (with Nick Cherry & Brad Robinson)
May 11, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 84.1 MBAmy. Listen. Amy. Subscribe. Amy. Leave Review on Apple Podcasts. (It's worth a shot) BRAD ROBINSON (from The Disney College Podcast and the George of the Jungle Episode) and NICK CHERRY (from Cinema is Dead and the Overboard Episode) journey deep into the jungle to find the boys guarding King Solomon's diamond mine. How do they survive? By talking about CONGO, the 1995 talking Gorilla adventure movie. Who's ready to hear so much more goofy accents than initially expected? Join them as th...
WILD WILD WEST: The South Shall Be Spiders Again! (With Steve & Izzy from Everything I Learned From Movies)
May 04, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 91.3 MBIt's rumored this movie was almost called MICBH: Men In Cowboy Hats. (No it actually wasn't). STEVE and IZZY from EVERYTHING I LEARNED FROM MOVIES hop on their horses to join the boys at the ol' saloon to talk about Barry Sonnenfeld's bizarre steampunk adaptation WILD WILD WEST. Is this movie truly as disastrous as critics claim? Or is it an underrated gonzo masterpiece? Or is it somewhere between? Probably somewhere between. You decide for yourselves. Join them as they answer such question...
GOOD TIME? More Like Stress Time (with Matt Randall)
April 27, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 84.5 MBKorey wanted a change of pace...and boy...he certainly got what he wanted. MATT RANDALL joins us on a high-speed high-tension heist throughout Queens as we talk GOOD TIME, unfortunately not the Owl City/Carly Rae Jepsen banger. Would this movie be better if that song was included? Absolutely. Every movie can be improved with that song. Join them as they answer such questions as: How do we feel about the Safdies? What classic piece of literature does this remind us of? Where'd they get thos...
We Do Not Condone The Actions Of BLANK CHECK (With Korey from Big Dumb Movie)
April 20, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 73.4 MBWhat would you do with a million dollars? If your answer is "try to date someone 20 years older than you"...you got issues, buddy. KOREY from BIG DUMB MOVIE gets a BLANK CHECK from the boys and he chooses to spend it on...talking about BLANK CHECK. There's a reason this movie has been largely forgotten, aside from the most major of Tone Loc fans. Oh, believe me. This thing's not worth a million dollars. But it's a fun episode! Join them as they answer such questions as: What would you spen...
THE ADVENTURES OF ROCKY & BULLWINKLE & Connor & Luke (& Wendy Moulton)
April 13, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 88.5 MBThat's right! Time for another exciting No Highway Option adventure, "The Little Cartoon That Could!" or "Robert DeNiro's Celluloid Mental Breakdown!" WENDY MOULTON brings the boys out of Podcast Land and into the real world as they travel cross country to discuss 2000's THE ADVENTURES OF ROCKY & BULLWINKLE. Will there be celebrity cameos? Surprise explosions? Divided discussions over whether this movie is fun and good or just stupid? We can guarantee one of those things. Join them as the...
Anyway, Back To KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE... (with Patrick Cotnoir)
April 06, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 86 MBKiki's, do we love it? Are we riding? Will we never ever leave from Studio Ghibli's side? Do we want it? Do we need it? Yippee! The boys and PATRICK COTNOIR (The George Lucas Talk Show) leave their homes to be the sole witches in the big city as they talk the Hayao Miyazaki classic KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE. A sweet little movie about growing up featuring the much-anticipated return of Phil Hartman to the podcast! Well, if you watched dubbed instead of subbed. As true Phil Hartman connoisseur...
EILFM Episode 259: Mortal Kombat Annihilation
April 01, 2021 04:00 - 2 hours - 152 MBHappy Switcheroo April Fool's! We're hosting an episode of Everything I Learned From Movies today, and they're hosting our HOUSE episode! It's a fun time! Steve & Izzy continue PatreoNOOOOOOvember with the help of Mike & Bobby of the Grindbin Podcast as they discuss 1997's "Mortal Kombat Annihilation" starring Robin Shou, Talisa Soto, Brian Thompson & Dexter's Dad Jamer Remar!!! How does this movie compare to the original movie & game series? What other fighting games need a movie adaptatio...
HOOT: Stop Gaslighting Florida! (With Jade Bartlett and Jason Mountain)
March 30, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 96.4 MBJade's computer crashed in the middle of this recording, so there's a bit of an extended period where you don't hear from her. Mostly as we talk about Brie Larson's filmography. But she comes back, don't worry! The boys are heading from the Mid-Atlantic region down to Florida with JADE BARTLETT and JASON MOUNTAIN this week in order to protect some adorable owls from a knockoff IHOP. That's right, it's time to talk about the Jimmy Buffet-produced HOOT! The classic tale of environmental prote...
#ReleaseTheJusticeLeagueBonusEpisode
March 26, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 74 MBThis is the purest version of this podcast episode. There is no longer cut. If the audio sounds weird, it's because it was edited in 4:3 aspect ratio to fit our artistic vision. Connor and Luke go deep (kinda) on the latest hot streaming release that proves the old saying: "If at first you don't succeed, harass social media interns for 4 years and maybe then you'll get what you want". That's right, it's time to talk ZACK SNYDER'S JUSTICE LEAGUE. A movie one of them really likes and one of ...
ROAD HOUSE: Can't Get Much COOLER (with Podcasting in Paradise)
March 23, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 87.4 MBWho's ready to get Horny On Main for Sam Elliot?? Yes, you read that right. Journey to a small town dive bar with the boys plus CAMERON AND JOSEPH from PODCASTING IN PARADISE as they clean the place up while fighting small town crime bosses in ROAD HOUSE. You've got young Swayze, young Sam Elliot, and a whole buncha throat ripping. The perfect 80's date movie! Join them as they answer such questions as: How violent is this bar? What's with all the knives? Is Dalton genetically engineered...
HOUSE: Another Gushers Commercial Moment (with Taylor Coan)
March 16, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 68.8 MBEver wanted to hear a podcast where people describe a practically indescribable movie? Because that's what you're getting! After writing to a mysterious Aunt, TAYLOR COAN joins the boys on a journey into an off-the-wall haunted house to discuss the 1977 horror-comedy-theme park ride of a movie HOUSE. We got bleeding paintings! We got severed heads! We got dancing skeletons and attacking logs! I swear, this isn't the ramblings of a madman, it actually happens in the flick. Join them as they...
Pay Attention, There's an EXAM at the End! (With Dylan from Cocktails and Classics)
March 09, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 79.9 MBThere is but one question. You cannot talk back to the podcast hosts or else you will be disqualified. Or do talk back, we can't stop you. Dylan from the Cocktails and Classics podcast joins the boys in a dark, sterile room in order to talk about one film, and one film alone: EXAM, a British Indie Thriller from 2009. Society will be questioned. Fights will break out. True emotions will be revealed. And for some reason, there will be an extended riff on Ready Player Two towards the end. J...
CON AIR: Who Cares, It's 1997! (With Cookshort)
March 02, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 71 MBIs this our first movie that was a brief nickname of one of the hosts? ...I think so! COOKSHORT joins the boys on a trip to the middle of the desert (they flew coach, unfortunately) to talk about the Nicolas Cage/John Malkovich/Steve Buscemi/many others Sky Prison flick CON AIR. It's wild, it's wacky, it's full of some of the worst people on Earth. What fun! Join them as they answer such questions as: Is the girl real? Does Nicolas Cage know he's in a movie? Wait, he's from ALABAMA? What s...
A TALKING CAT!?!: Put Some Respect On That Name (with Mike Wawrzynek)
February 23, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 89.3 MBJules Jordan Presents Ass Worship 13. Just keep that title in mind. Mike Wawrzynek (of FLASHMILK and DIRECTED CONNOR AND LUKE IN A SUPER MARIO BROTHERS MUSICAL fame) joins the boys to chat about 2013's micro-budget family comedy/drama A TALKING CAT!?!, punctuation and all. We unfortunately can't relate to the "magical animal can only talk to you once" premise. Our magic animals talk to us all the time. Join them as they answer such questions as: What was the name of that porno shot in the ...
DORA AND THE LOST CITY OF GOLD: Can YOU Say Surprisingly Charming? (With Well...I Liked It!)
February 16, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 65 MBCome on, vamanos! Everybody let's go! Brad Dixon and Katie Roletto from WELL...I LIKED IT! open their map and join the boys to find the lost city of Para-podcast as they discuss DORA AND THE LOST CITY OF GOLD. Will this episode be as educational as the standard episode of Dora's show? Probably not, but you never know... Join them as they answer such questions as: Did anybody watch this show? What's the deal with a cartoon animal working with real murderers? Why is Boots named Boots? Why d...
NATIONAL TREASURE is TOTALLY Accurate About Everything! (With Matt Pace)
February 09, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 86 MBFeaturing a special cameo by a host's family member! Seriously! Also a background cat cameo! I can't tell which cat it is! MATT PACE joins the boys on a globe-hopping hunt to find a rare treasure: a movie better than The Pacifier. Will Nicholas Cage's bizarre historical magnum opus National Treasure fit the bill? The bill that, naturally, has about 20 different clues on the back? There's only one way to find out... Join them as they answer such questions as: How nutty is Nicholas Cage? How...
THE LORAX: We Podcast For the Trees! (With National Treasure Hunt)
February 02, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 68.1 MBCan we offer you a nice Truffula Tree in this trying time? AUBREY PARIS and EMILY BLACK from NATIONAL TREASURE HUNT join the Boys on the outskirts of Thneedville to talk about Illumination's 2012 adaptation of THE LORAX. With Danny DeVito and twink Once-lers too, it's an episode that we think is perfect for you! Join them as they answer questions such as: Has The Lorax changed since his book? Which of these sidekick animals are Minions? How Bottled Air? What's Connor's totally real 2013 Se...
WALK HARD: You Don't Want Any Part of This (with Savannah MacHammer)
January 26, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 73 MBActually Tim Meadows, I'm thinkin' I do. After SAVANNAH MACHAMMER and the Boys lose their sense of smell, they discover the underrated comedic gem WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY. How did they lose their sense of smell? It's...complicated and traumatic. Maybe they'll sing about it! ...Okay they don't. Join them as they answer questions such as: Just how many biopics does this mock? Is John C. Reilly our most underrated comedic actor? Who are these kids? Do we remember anything about The Cle...
SURF NINJAS: Could It BE Any More 90's? (With Mike King)
January 19, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 62.3 MBThis week, we introduce you to a dangerous new trend. It's called "Motorsurfing", and like it or not, your teenager may be involved. Details at 11. MIKE KING hangs ten with the boys as they discuss the 1993 Kids-Martial Arts-Surfing-Action-Comedy...classic SURF NINJAS. It may not be an overall classic, but it's at least a classic of the genre. At the very least. Prove us wrong by writing a review. Join them as they answer questions such as: How insane were the 90's? Is Leslie Neilsen a li...
BONUS- THE GREATEST SHOWMAN: The Prophecy is Fulfilled (with Jason Mountain)
January 15, 2021 05:07 - 1 hour - 80.9 MBHe's baaaack! NOW TELL ME DO YOU WAAAANA GO? JASON MOUNTAIN returns as our ringleader to talk with the boys about 2017's weird Hugh Jackman passion project, THE GREATEST SHOWMAN. We've all got our issues with it but we also have things we like! It's a bonus so there's no editing. We recorded this 2 and a half hours before it was scheduled to release! so fun! Join them as they answer questions such as: Was PT Barnum a bad person? Is this the right fit for Hugh Jackman? Who could have been Z...
Is HAPPY GILMORE An Accurate Representation of Golf? (With Ben from IDYP)
January 12, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 77.5 MBNo. No it is not. And that shouldn't be surprising. Ben from I DRINK YOUR PODCAST joins the boys on the fairway to chat about the 1996 Adam Sandler hockey/golf classic, HAPPY GILMORE. Will this be a total hole in one? Or if The Pacifier is a par, is this a triple bogey? Birdie! Ball cleaner! Master's Jacket! More golf terms! Join them as they answer questions such as: How did that hockey puck kill Happy's dad? Ben, how does Golf work? Does any of this really make sense? and Is there a way ...
REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA: Define "Music" (with Ethan Crystal)
January 05, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 63.4 MBIn this, probably our most divisive episode so far, at least Connor and Luke can agree on one thing: we definitely watched this. Sniff up your Zydrate and leave this on while you're doing surgery (surgery surgery), it's time for Ethan Crystal to join the boys and talk about REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA. One of us thinks it's a trash masterpiece, and the other thinks it's worse than trash. Like, below trash on the food chain. The lowest of the low. And all the while Ethan moderates and desperatel...
A FAREWELL TO 2020 BONUS!
December 31, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 73.1 MBHappy New Year! Let's shoot the breeze about the year, media in general, and Connor's top 15 movies of the year! Yes, more than 15 movies came out this year. Plus, we put the entire year 2020 through THE CRITERIA to determine: was 2020 better or worse than The Pacifier? It's a hardly edited fun time with some surprise voicemails from past and future guests! Hope you all have a pleasant and safe New Year. We're looking forward to 2021! COMING THIS TUESDAY: REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA with ETHAN ...
THE SANTA CLAUSE is Actually a Magical Parasite (with Kelly Trusdell)
December 29, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 84.6 MBSurprisingly we don't do the Tim Allen Home Improvement Grunt for an hour and a half. Although it was very tempting. Because of an accidental murder of other podcast hosts, KELLY TRUSDELL (Video Editor) and the boys are forced to host a podcast where they discuss THE SANTA CLAUSE. It's time to close the book on SNOW Highway Option in a fun way! We put on the mics, now we're the big guys. It took us 12,000 years to get this episode just right. Other references. Join them as they answer que...
Christmas Eve Bonus: ANNA AND THE APOCALYPSE (with Chris Budnicki)
December 24, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 87.3 MBMerry Christmas! Here's an early present: More of our nonsense, with a special sneak preview at a January episode that is the most divisive thing we've done yet. It's a lot of arguing. But that's not now! Now is Christmas! CHRIS BUDNICKI (Friend of the podcast, former host of Squawk Squawk Dude Talk RIP) comes back to chat with the boys about ANNA AND THE APOCALYPSE, a 2017 Zombie Comedy Christmas Musical. Connor and Chris saw it together during its limited wide release in Philly! Luke has...
JACK FROST: The One That's Intentionally Scary (With John Dorsey)
December 22, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 80.7 MBNot the Michael Keaton one. Although we do chat about that one for a hot second! JOHN DORSEY (Superhuman Public Radio) and the boys stumble upon the midwest town of Snowmonton to discover the horrifying secret behind the serial killer known as JACK FROST. Well, horrifying is a strong word. Mildly disturbing, I guess? It's a murderous snowman who looks like he's worth about $20. Join them as they answer questions such as: Which Jack Frost is scarier? What's the union minimum wage for drugs...
THE POLAR EXPRESS Keeps Going Off the Rails (with Brian Sheehan)
December 15, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 100 MBWhen I say Hot! You say Chocolate! BRIAN SHEEHAN (TV Trivia Podcast) joins the boys as they hop on board Robert Zemeckis' weirdly animated choo-choo: THE POLAR EXPRESS. Ignore the characters' dead eyes and lack of names, let's instead focus on America's Dad, Tom Hanks. Do we got it? Ooooooh you bet we got it. Join them as they answer questions such as: Why, Robert Zemeckis? What's the deal with the no name? What song first comes to mind when you hear the name "Lonely Boy"? Was that reall...
Is JINGLE ALL THE WAY Actually Anti-Christmas? (With Ian Geers & Lauren Thompson)
December 08, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 99 MBCome for the nostalgic Arnold talk, stay for the surprise George Lucas impressions. IAN GEERS and LAUREN THOMPSON (Not Another Film Podcast, The Vanishing Act) join the boys in a holiday frenzy so they can talk about the movie every kid has on their wishlist: 1996's JINGLE ALL THE WAY. It's an over-the-top adventure that miiiiight have started the dreaded war on Christmas? It might not be on team Christmas but sometimes....don't know. The movie's sending real mixed messages about the holid...
DADDY'S HOME 2- Masculinity Man Man Man (With Matt Sternbergh)
December 01, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 71.7 MBWelcome to the first episode of SNOW Highway Option! Get ready for a December to remember! Let's start off with some Daddies! Matt Sternbergh goes on a bonding trip with the boys this week so they can talk about 2017's DADDY'S HOME 2. When only one of the three has seen the original, will there need to be a lot of catching up? Actually, not really. Join them as they answer such questions as: Why can't this movie acknowledge Linda Cardellini is hot? Could they have cast anyone other than...
LABYRINTH: Put That Baby Spell on Me (With Kyle Juresich)
November 24, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 74.5 MBPodcast, Magic Podcast! Stumble through a mysterious magical maze with special guest Kyle Juresich and the boys as they chat LABYRINTH, the 1986 Jim Henson/David Bowie picture. This maze has everything. Rock star bulges, fake swamps, questionable swearing, and of course, FUSHIGI™ The Magic Gravity Ball (Not a Sponsor). Join them as they answer such questions as: How exactly does Jennifer Connely's logic work? What's our dream cast that was heavily considered? Is this appropriate to show 4...
SCOTT PILGRIM VS. His Weak-Willed Bladder But Also THE WORLD (With Stacy Walker)
November 17, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 68.7 MBMichael Cera's back in the game and most of us still think he's a teenager! Except for one, for some reason. Stacy Walker joins the boys as they talk about the 2010 cult classic SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD. The candy-colored visuals definitely impressed some of us this week, while others...not so much. We love a divisive episode where you can also learn opinions about 2005's Bewitched. Join them as they answer such questions as: Is Scott actually a serial killer? What exactly is Brie Lar...